Silence! The Musical- "If I Could Smell Her Cunt"

[TheChoobon]

You think he would eat it with fava beans and a light chianti? Her... uh... well you know...

[JamesHolman1000]

"I wouldn't harm a fly."

No, but you WOULD harm a HUMAN BEING and then eat him!!!!

[saltedone]

i think i just found my new ring tone. this song is amazing in so many ways.

[PalaceOfExile]

"her bearded clam"..wow..that's vulgar. But seriously bring the man a tuna sandwich or maybe even some bologna so he can shut up.

[666scottypotty]

The vagina of a tuna smells like a human.

[LadyWeasel]

ROFLMAO!

[TheShilova]

Can we pls have this as a real musical?

Beats the other lovey dovey, happy stuff.

[Beccalotte1021]

@TheShilova it is! lol its playing now in NY through august 27th at theatre 80

[TheShilova]

@Beccalotte1021 Seriously! That's awesome!

Too bad that's a bit far for me

[NeoGamemaster]

If I was able to smell her crotch

[BlackAdder665]

XD

awesome!

[Andrewluver96]

this song is soo wrong....and yet so totally appropriate! i bet this is what Hannibal Lecter really thought too...

[Aaron1234Fisher]

bravo

[hannibalpsychiatrist]

I want to see a TREE!!! hahahahahahah

[Feckinpaddy29]

He sounds like the Roaming Gnome.

[inumonkey13]

37 people could smell her cunt.

[GuysSeriously]

Close your legs Clarice it smells like fish.

[aburny]

who is singing this?

[admcdanny]

OMG, hilarious... Though obviously the language isn't for the prudish.

[JapStrangler]

I've shit meself...

[GuysSeriously]

Cunt is a horrible word to refer to someones vagina or as an insult to someone.

[jotunheim88]

@GuysSeriously cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. uncut cunt. cut a cunt. it just a word don't take ANYTHING SERIOUSLY EVER. ITS JUST A BIG JOKE. LOL.

[henkydenk]

@jotunheim88 correct, life is a big practical joke, im glad sumone else realises that!

[pme96]

@GuysSeriously In Scotland its a term of endearment. Seriously! eg How's it goin ya auld cunt?

[NigelChristianBowels]

@GuysSeriously

go get laid

[GuysSeriously]

@NigelChristianBowels no u

[findapartmentnow]

Ah...sniff sniff (that's me crying, not me smelling, um..that word). So touching! HILARIOUS! The only time time I have ever not been totally offended by that word. That word is really the last one in our language that is so utterly offensive to just about any normal, fairly intelligent person.

[brownhues]

@findapartmentnow In some parts of the world (Scotland for instance), cunt is considered a mild insult. American English abhors it, but it's not that way everywhere.

[BuckFarack14]

mmm, jodie foster's cunt..

[darkjeshush]

Multiple Miggs characterizes our whole generation; we are all of the same family of psychosis. If we passed each other driving on the freeway, two nods of recognition would take place.

[Selinja]

Hilarious...in a very disturbing way ^^

[justforflag2]

It's TEH song of TEH musical.

[jakrojan]

LOL :D

[jakrojan]

THIS IS FRICKIN' AWESOME! Lmao, can't stop laughing! :D

[IndieWalrus]

first heard this on distorted view! apart from south park the movie this is the only musical i actually like :)

[Yaesumuji]

@IndieWalrus FUCK YEAH, FREAKS UNITE.

[IndieWalrus]

JIGOO!!!

[ohthosesmilingeyes]

@IndieWalrus JIGOOO dv!

[adj789]

LOL funnay

[mrees2610]

hahahaha absolutely hilarious!! genius!

[crocgirl101]

this is awesome!!!!!!!

[pekoe67]

Y'all are brutalizing me

[Mosfet510]

LMAO Great video!

[gartnavel89]

I've never used the term 'epic' before as that usage is for internet geeks, but this is EPIC!

[xxDolllFacexx]

genius

and the notice at the bnottom of the description...even better

you are fun

[mugwamp1983]

LMFAO!!!!

"I'd snap my fingers: brand new man!

I want to smell her bearded clam"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tzimnewman3]

SAD!!!!

[turmiomuija]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

LOL xD

[greatgames145]

he shaid i could shmell your cunt

[2AzhnsANDaPoserFilms]

"If I could smell her cuuuunt,

She'd help me taste

HUMANITY agaaaaain!"

Bwahahahahaha

[Chiara4JD]

i love it! couldn't stop laughing!

[PancakeRecipes]

"this video is fan made"

oh thanks I would have never known lol.

[randompersonB]

This song holds me contested, some of the lyrics I don't care for at all, conversely, some of the lyrics are great and the whole tune of the song is great.

[fishdogpimp]

shed a single tear after watching this

[silenthillmaster755]

lol me too! the vocals were even good.

[VoorheesLecter123]

lmfao hahaha

[raiden233]

he shaid:i could shmell ur cunt

[voiceotvoiceless]

great vid. you make me horny long time.

[NYbookworm17]

this is so brilliantly funny AND so very wrong! haha lol! :D

love it!

[kurtc0841n]

by the way if this had better lyrics, this would be a awesome song, not that it isnt already ofcourse

[animlnitr8]

nice photo capture at 0:32...lol...

[kurtc0841n]

its actually really scary looking with the grainyness

[animlnitr8]

maybe i'm weird, but i never found anything about this movie "scary." i've always thought it was hilarious...lol...it is definitely one of my favs of all time. i just love the face he is making in the photo capture. i guess it could be described as scary or creepy, but it makes me laugh! lol...

[kurtc0841n]

ok, fairy nuff

[tobinator33]

so beautiful xD

[L00CIF3R]

lmao bearded clam..............

[kurtc0841n]

who was a better clarice? jodie or julianne? your answer plzz

[NYbookworm17]

Jodie

[kurtc0841n]

damn its a hard one lolz

[LilaFreakk]

jodie is fun to parody.

[condocity666]

Legend! This is absolutely brilliant!!

[akaphaneuf]

IF I COULD SMELL YOUR KUNT!

AMAZING!

[Bousiewhite]

hahaha romantic...

[lamarridley2]

I Would Like To Smell Her..............Perfume.

[coppernymph]

Amazing. I love it! This has certainly made my day.

[rinygrin]

oh god this is priceless

[prrrrecious]

This is wonderful!

[FizzyLaBacchae]

this is too great!!!

love it!

[DakotaRogers]

he shez, i cun smell her cunt.

[insanitytakesover]

Epic. Fucking epic.

[lonewolfsrebal]

haha

[friendlycarrot139]

Great love song =P

[swupstik]

Yeah it depicts perfect the psychology of any guy in love. :-)

[sweetypie000]

like a broken pencil this was pointless

[reecelynch]

brilliant, that was the funniest thing ever!

[Newhoff]

ROTFL LMFAO

[rumchasers]

Lmao that was ... unique! A+

[anvilnose]

i thought this was gonna be dumb ass remix but it's awesome!

[AVHeimerski]

fucking awesome! hysterical!!

[callum912]

WTF this is weird

[ClownUnderMyBed]

nah your just a cocksucker

[gnamp]

I can smell her fava bean

[BADGTS]

Lmao that was great cheers.

[AnthonyInAction]

HAHAHA this is fucking great!!

[bobyard123]

funny

[Rapidtime027]

ROTFLMAO!!!XD

[sealcunt]

HA HA HA!!! GENIUS

[RapidfireProductions]

ROTFLMAO... Awesome.

[SteamyDumpling]

XDDD Tuna fish!

[ChinkyTwinkyDC]

Sondheim meets South Park.. Brilliant!

[nestube]

this is so amazing.

BEARDED CLAM!!

ROTFL.

[writer8788]

lmfaooooooooooooo xD

[RemusLupinWolf]

lovely

[scottpreston]

This isn't a official music video??? ould have fooled me.

[Meemzeesh]

ROFLROFLROFLMAO!!!!!!

[WhosePriceIsItAnyway]

If I could smell her cunt

If she would grant my simple little wish

I could reclaim my grasp on sanity

I bet she smells like tuna fish

If I could smell her cunt

If I could smell her cunt.

Im sorry this is the Greatest lin ever Ive watched this atleast 50 times now and when I first heard this line i couldnt stop laughing I so wouldnt expecting "Tuna fish" to be in these lyrics lol I love horrors and Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal WILL ALWAYS be a classic!

[Azsharis]

ROFLOLOLOL! XD

[JohnBScott86]

What did Anthony Hopkins ever do to deserve this? I realize it's just for parody's sake, but really...Why?

The sad part is that I could actually see this being a Broadway musical and getting at least one Tony. Ok, go for it, why the hell not, put it on Broadway. It'll be the next "Spring Time for Hitler" and you could even get Dane Cook to be Buffalo Bill. Go for it dude, waiting to see the reviews.

[Darglos]

Man stop naggin', I'm a real fan of Hopkins but I like this stuff anyway. These things are funny, so what?

If Hopkins rly minded them don't you think he would've sued?

They can't do this without his allowance ya kno...

*sry for any SP mistakes*

[egglady]

He schaid... I can schmell your cunt.

lololol

[hooperxxx]

I hope that this show is running the next time that I'm in NYC.

[skromt]

Hahahahhah! jackpot!

[chefmax1]

classic

[Focoist911]

you are better than me. I thought I was a rhetorical terrorist and then I met you.

[GZA036]

holy......fuck.....

creepiest song ever

[goatmissile]

That was just simply lovely. That Cats guy has nothing on you. May I be your dog?

[hooperxxx]

The Cats Guy??? That is pathetic for so many reasons.

[jackjarell]

lmao brilliant!

[imsayintho00]

OMFG ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

[laurakinsella]

if I promise not to eat her

Then perhaps she'd even be my friend

well that may help

[OneofthoseClaymates]

This is hilarious. xD They turned one sick line from the movie into practically a love ballad. xD

[indrancole3]

Dude, awesome! More, now, please!

[omgmnre2]

amazing!!!

[johnbhren]

I'm writing a musical. It's called MELENDEZ

it's about these two misunderstood brothers who are victimized by their sadistic parents

I could use a collaborator... because I'm stealing all the music from West Side Story. and it WORKS

[Gestapiuss]

that is so fucking funny :D man,you are real talent ;D

[Tracyskeleton]

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[getincarihavecandy]

hahhahahha!

This is great:)

[candeekpa]

WHO SINGS THAT? O_O

[DrHannibalLecterMD]

Jon and Al Kaplan.

jonandal (.) com

[404x187x211]

This is extra funny since Jody Fosters a lesbian...

[DrHannibalLecterMD]

There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, one of my best friends is a butch lesbian. The funniest part about that situation is that I actually thought Jodie was one before I heard that she'd come out. I was like WTF? I thought you were one. :D

[carrierform]

cum outa dat shell, da butch lezbo

[Hanhapoo]

My stomach hurt from laughing the whole time

Thank you, so, so much XD

[egglady]

"He shaid... I can smell your cunt!"

[marcinek29]

TThi is the best thing Ive ever seen in my life...and Im not just depressed because the Steelers are losing th playoff game......

[tehtrueyang]

... erm... is that ur voice? nice erm subject, smell ur cunt... T.e

[RDraconis]

It's from a musical. :)

[tehtrueyang]

O.o seriously? real musical? what musical?

[RDraconis]

Maybe not "real" real, but it's got a soundtrack! :D It's called Silence!The Musical. Check out the "about this video" for this to see more about it. ;)

[DrHannibalLecterMD]

It is a real musical, not a major one like Hairspray or Mamma Mia, but it was on broadway for a while.

[Dragslo]

THis is so fantasticly sick :D!

[SardonicALLY]

I'm convinced, let him out!!

[lamarridley2]

Great..I would Like To Smell Her Cunt.

[AmuseMe]

Wow, is the musical meant to be a comedy as well? 'Cause that was quite funny.

[DrHannibalLecterMD]

Yes it is, the website link is in the video description.

[princessgiggleface]

Anyone wanna take the time to type up the lyrics? haha.

thanks in advanced. =]

[DrHannibalLecterMD]

They're in the video description, I copy and pasted them from the site.

[PhantomDog]

Coming soon to Broadway! It should be!

[kingmajin]

very funny

[harkerossett]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[wtmnield]

lolololololoololol

[typer1110]

very good, there isn't enough songs about smelling cunt

[OLDMANBADGER]

very funny indeed, felt myself cringing, nice work

[DeadEndFriend]

All praises to SILENCE! and for you doing this vid! :D Love the pix of the clam and Italy "more space" haha.

[CptShancus]

Thats amazing. Like, thats one of the best videos ive seen on here.

[Fullmetalpizza]

lol "bearded clam"

[MattBarlow]

I could honestly see Silence! The Musical succeeding Off Broadway in a few years.

[GAZZA251170]

Funny!!!

[TheBelly420]

Fucking incredible

[chapplemedia]

This is a beautiful thing....

[mjufpn]

Kind of shallow

[Quarkinator2]

chianti for teh win! This is awesome ^_^

[alienjesus2012]

I smell a grammy

[buriedlovely]

Honestly...I am giving you a standing ovation.

Brilliant!

[wilbear64]

SCREAMLY FUNNY! I have forward this one to my Mom and Sisters via email! :)

[Twaitydawg]

lol ur so random

[Prometheus3641]

And where is the line-up for that?

Seriously, I would be your first customer.

[scummy1985]

Some fucking asshole always flag's the good stuff.

[sarahcyberfreak]

ur so right!!!!

[technoglaze]

dude...lol

[muckaru]

I've loved this since I was 11 and I'm 14 now. Best fucking musical ever. I know the lyrics to all the songs. This is one of my favs.

[lenskap]

This is could win a Tony, if not, definately an Obie

[220Media]

laughing out loud right fucking now

[comedysteveo]

That is seriously clever and funny. Was it for fun or a project for some sort of university of comedy???