Pearl Gross

[MrGziss]

Pearl Spencer

[AngelOfMusic144]

she is just beautiful. a real beautiful person inside and out and up and down.

[sangolt88]

"...and he said: That ain't my dog."

And thats the fucin punch line?! LOL

[MrGziss]

@sangolt88 she copped that from a pink panther movie...cheap..! ha

[Shadoestar]

Still funnier than Larry the Cable Guy.

[jomdeluise]

you all hatin suck.  this woman is obviously happy with the internets, youtubes, facebooks and iphones. There are alot of people in the south like this, they might be boring, but they are nice people. I'd rather see this live than some dubstep.

[funkymunky700]

NO ONE CARES, LADY, I'M SORRY. YOU WILL NEVER BE FUNNY... Ugh... painful... lol.!

[Deesade86]

That church is a bunch of retards.

[jomdeluise]

@Deesade86 you are a bunch of retards. actually im sorry i said that. IM FUCKING SORRY WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!?!?!?!?!? I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY, FOR WHAT???? YOU TELL ME MR. IM SO SMART. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!­!!!!

[Wildzide00]

Is she the granny of Dane Cook ?

[petezapi]

6:02

[petezapi]

6:02

[bondboy104]

INCEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keybladelordus]

@bondboy104 WINCEST

[jattboypunjabi]

Dude I swear if I light one up now and watch this, I'll die from laughter.

[homeinmyhead]

old cunt

[bricklayerpayne]

At first I was convinced that Brother Bob doesn't exist, but she mentioned that he had sung earlier so I guess he's a real, live person. That being said, Bob is less of an embarrassment, as Pearl would have us believe, and more of a tragic figure. He is not so much a cut-up or a clumsy person than he is a guy just trying to make it who gets screwed over on a daily basis. I mean, at the end of it all he weighs 300lbs, is missing a hand, and has rodent problems in his house! It's turrible!

[fallios]

god how annoying is the american accent, fucking disgrace.

[TaylorTatero]

@fallios

You think her accent is annoying?

You should hear the English/British accent; it doesn't have shit on hers.

The English/British accent is a fucking disgrace.

[fallios]

@TaylorTatero lol yeah.. right, considering americans have to most annoying squeeky fucking accents on the face of the planet, and neither of them can speak proper fucking english. it's quite appalling.

[christinibeani]

@fallios I live in the south, but I can't stand southern accents. They just make people sound retarded. I probably think that because I'm actually educated and speak proper English. But the point is that not all Americans, and not all Southern Americans talk like that, lol.

[Zeeboe]

I am a former Christian and I tell ya, one of the things I use to always hate about church is not only how fake the people are, but how freaky NERDY and dorky they are. They're sense of humor is so cheesy and so bad that it's actually funny that they think they are funny. The acting and singing in most churches blow too. If this is what Heaven is like, I wanna go to hell.

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe well it's just too bad for us Christian's that we lost such a cool person as you!!!!

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - Yes and for that, you have my pity.

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe uhuh, yeh in case you didn't get it, it was all sarcasm. We didn't lose anything, God doesn't need you in case you didn't realize that. I know you think you're so cool since you're no longer a so called "christian" which you obviously weren't from the start anyways. ...o and ps buddy you sound like an idiot comparing every Christian to this 90s church event..

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - I understand sarcasm. Clearly you missed mine...lol. Maybe you're a false convert! :-D

Anyhow, if I was not a Christian, then you are not a Christian either. I also have been to church many times and the above nonsense does give at least a half-butt verison of what the churches I went to were like. From the bad singing, the little old ladies, all the way to the corny jokes.

I am glad God does not need me. I don't need him and the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't need you.

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe going to church and reading ur Bible doesn't make anyone a Christian a Christian is someone with a belief and relationship with Jesus. If you ever possessed that relationship it doesn't just go away magically. Every human is different including church people. Yes there's some that are different and even more on the cheesy side but there is plenty of other types and honestly i don't care if everyone was like them who cares. But that's a bad reason for you to dislike them

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - I had one and it can go away and it did. I truly believed in Jesus. I felt his presence in my life. I got warm and fuzzy feelings all the time, goosebumps, etc. I actually sometimes really miss it. One of my biggest mistakes was trying to get even closer to Jesus. Once I started trying to find historical evidence for Jesus's existence, I quickly learned here was no such person and then that there was no God. The thought had been there a few times in my life already.

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe Sometimes that's the problem people get into the goosebumps and warm feelings of God's presence and in turn rely on that to keep them going in any kind of relationship with Him. There was historical evidence for Jesus so I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, there's no evidence of his miracles except witness accounts but as far as a man named Jesus being alive and dieing on a cross that happened and historians believe it. The idea of His miracles comes with faith in who He was..

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - Can you tell some of these historians?

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe no don't got names, i could but honestly don't feel like it..I was just reading some stuff on it and it was simply saying that most people never debated the idea of historical Jesus existing. They debate if He was God... I don't care too much to prove that Jesus was real though. If lack of evidence that Jesus lived is your issue then I hope that is a good enough reason if I am right and you stand before God someday...Honestly in my opinion though, that's just an excuse..

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - The thing is, if there is no God and nothing happens when I die, I don't want to waste the only life I am ever going to get not enjoying it the way I want to and trying to score points for a better life that doesn't exist. One other point: Geography, not rationality, dictates your beliefs. You're an American, you worship Christ. If you were brought up in Iraq, you'd be praying to Muhammad. Your God is a personal projection of your culture. That doesn't mean your God is real.

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe So many people look at Christianity and see rules but it's not.. The Bible gives simple and wise ways to live, we don't live by old testament rules since Jesus came and changed it and I don't feel a bit like I'm wasting my life on rules. The honest truth is that if I died and there was nothing I'd seriously live no different given the choice. Also that's not true there's plenty of stories of children growing up in Muslim families and coming to Christ

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - It works both ways. Anyhow, if people should just not pay attention to the old testament rules anymore does that mean (for example) that it's okay to be gay? Because Jesus never said a word about that issue.

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 -

"The Messiah will lead the Jewish people to full Torah observance. The Torah states that all mitzvot (commandments) remain binding forever, and anyone coming to change the Torah is immediately identified as a false prophet." (Deut. 13:1-4)

Throughout the New Testament, Jesus contradicts the Torah and states that its commandments are no longer applicable. So how do you know you are not worshipping a false prophet?

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - The ten commandments are in the old testament. Should we ignore those laws too if we're ignoring the old testament? Jesus also said he did not come here to discredit the old laws but to complete them. So should we pay attention to the old laws or not?

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe Jesus made it clear that some of the rules like no work on the Sabbath were not fully necessary applies to other rules. Jesus came as the sacrificial offering so we don't need burnt offerings every time we sin.. Jesus made certain rules very clear to be kept but God also gave us the spirit to understand what's correct and what's not. Our lives should be about helping others know Jesus and loving others not about rules. Jesus rebuked the Pharisees because they lived only by the rules

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - But what Deut. 13:1-4 where it says The Messiah will lead the Jewish people to full Torah observance. The Torah states that all mitzvot (commandments) remain binding forever, and anyone coming to change the Torah is immediately identified as a false prophet."?

And what about the ten commandments? Should we ignore those laws because they were in the old testament?

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe I'm sending you a message response instead this time it's annoying having like 500 characters only thing

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - K.

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - I love how you point out that this took place in the 90's like it is some prehistoric age. A lot of teenagers do that. I did that too. I now see why stupid I came across. I guess anytime you were not part of is ancient right now.

It's okay, teenager. I am 27 and as I typed, I used to think the same way. The older you get however, the more you will realize it doesn't matter what year it is. Human emotions and human events rarely change. Only the clothing and music does.

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - One last thing: It doesn't matter if this was the 90's or not. I've been to church in the modern times and it was no different. The 1990's wasn't that long time you silly child and humans existed and did and do and say all the same stuff you do now. It wasn't THAT long ago. We even had cell phones and computers back then too. *gasp* Can you believe it??

[Livin4God93]

@Zeeboe From your response here I'd say you are the "silly child" I know what the 90s were like and yes in fact just like from year to year life changes things were different then. Maybe not super big differences but my point is that the people in this video the 80 yr women was from a completely different time and to act like she and i are the same is stupid. Also every church is different I attend two churches and they are both way different than each other. There isn't just one modern church

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - Not that much. Unlike you, I was actually alive in 1990 and 2010 and I can assure you, human emotions are exactly the same and there still are these little old dorky Christian women just like the ones in the clip out there. Maybe you are just lucky enough not to have ever met one or seen any, but I'd love to go to your church and see for myself because I've been too enough churches, not just in my state, but in other states too and there are always little old ladies.

[Zeeboe]

@Livin4God93 - I am well aware there are different churches out there. My point is that humans are humans no matter what year or what church and I am assuming the overall message is the same when it comes to your God. But the fact that there is no just one type of Christian belief out therde s proof in my view that there is no God. If there was a God, how come believes cannot even agree with each other?

[phubans]

6:05 ... whoa, settle down now, Pearl!

[CSNY70]

Why are the good ones always taken?

[TheVictor1691]

She sounds like Hank Hills mother

[lurch321]

Is she performing in an empty auditorium, or is she so unfunny that the audience is dead silent the whole time?

[Krucius]

I get soo embaaaarrassed!

[NESherv]

3:40 "This next one is a pwim by a lady named Edith and uh..."

[NESherv]

Damn straight, that's RIGHT OUT OF The Pink Panther Strikes Again starring Peter Sellers.

[wags2010]

i really hope bob wasn't present for this blessed event, if he was i'm sure he crawled out the window

[ILoveTripleH]

well she's definitely funnier than Dane Cook LMAO

[monchichihatch]

And that dog took his hand off!!!! just about.

[8aPeach2]

This is when Pearl was at her best! Little did she know that only a few short weeks later John Daker would dump her for a much younger Margie Hicks

[docbrownenterprises]

She stole a joke from Blake Edward's The Pink Panther Strikes Again!

P.S She's a whole lot funnier than Dane Cook.

[finneyfaery]

nothing beats the other one of this.. it's called pearl gross & fickle audience.. TOOOOOO FUNNY!

[konnor009]

Oh, Pearl...you silly, silly goose.

[blizzaire08]

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!!!! PEARL!!

[talya0724]

I get so imbARRassed, it's trrible.

I love the beach joke oh man.

[cometrider100]

HOWDY !! That was the best part !!

[Jgum2]

This lady is great pahahahahhaaha

[ZShort1985]

She is a really funny lady i think reminds me of my grandmother who died when i was three in a housefire lol pearl gross rox

[moviefreak91]

If your brother is so embarassing to you, stop talking about him.

[LordYaoi]

Lawlawl, so true.

[xTwilightxxPrincessx]

6:03 - 6:07 WTF!?!?

[NowThatThereIsFunny]

Watch out Bob.....she's watching you ALL THE TIME!!!! -lol

[BigGreen486]

She Will Like To Do Comedy Once In A While, Like Having John Daker Perform For HerXD

[chippermonkey22]

urgh this is dreadful!!! i bet bob gets embrassed about being with you!!

[HBanana55]

5:56 "Hur bla vleh blah ruhh...."

[ACerfectPircle]

You see this is what inbreeding does to people! She loves her brother Bob!

[crosswalkernie]

It's like a really, really bad horror movie.

[BMC500]

Her performance was really gross lol

[Ominick]

I was just about to post something that made a play on her name, but then I saw you did it first. I applaud you.

[Cheeztroll]

I thought this was taped in Peoria, not Savannah.....

[Badergader]

"It´s turrrble!!"

[chunkme1979]

dude....who are these people??

[bobos01]

how not to to it. poor bob

[loewen23]

Go to 2:07 and turn up the volume all the way and you will hear the house come down with laughter. Almost.

[Doyubi]

Do yourself a favor and search for "Pearl Gross Fickle Audience". I don't really like edits, but this one is... Something else. Do it!

watch?v=bVZUtS1fjn0 << shortcut

John Daker and friends for life!

[TerryGini]

Droll.....

[tvraiderz]

She stole this material from Carlos Mencia!

[BooJeanIsIt]

I doubt that......... this video is like a 100 years old

[tvraiderz]

Maybe he stole from her. He's just as funny!

[Veridiyagooru22]

Nice

[tvraiderz]

Wait a minute....she's actually funnier....and he is known to steal jokes...

Pearl Wins!

[shrain]

I don't know. She seems to have told a Pink Panther joke as her own.

[votejello]

Comedy Central Presents...

[eoghdes18]

Gross is right.

[CookieMonstahGirl]

The only thing that makes me laugh is when she says "my bruhther bawb"

[Snipereye64]

she says cumedy, not comedy, lol

[ifyoureadthisyousuck]

haha this is so lame, about the only good joke was "he asked the man if his dog was a biter, and the man said no, so he pet the dog and it bit him, then he said i thought you said your dog didnt bite, and the man said, that aint my dog".

[AngryPotato2012]

I'm sure she had children to her brother Bob.

[loplop91]

I dont know if shes better at singing or comedy...

[quietdisdain]

Her comedy is pretty strong, but her singing is refined and timeless.

[Doyubi]

0:05 - "About my Brother Bob"

0:15 - "I've got the talent... But he's got the looks... Boy, I tell you, he's something else... I have to watch him ALLL the time... I've got three kids"

... *clears throat*... ooookay.

[Doyubi]

Gosh, i sure as heckfire hope that Bob got some new pants for his belt and suspenders.

[angryDAnerd]

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is FUNNY COMEDY!!!!!!!!!

[h0merg0mez]

"General talent"

[ClapsyPlapsy]

This is hilarious but the video response where she performs in front of a live audience is even better!

[tbone5665]

This is Christian comedy.

[Siebenstein83]

"i get so embrrrsd, it's trrrble!"

great

[quietdisdain]

I want to hire her for my bachelor party

[merchantIV]

I, uh, think she likes her brother Bob a bit too much.

[MrToadMaster]

This is precisely why Republicans should not attempt humor.

[Parkwaymania]

Bob's embarrassing her all the time. Talk about a pot calling the kettle.....

[DetSonnyCrockett]

I can't watch.

[jsokol27]

the comedy stylings of pearl gross everyone!

truly a pioneer of her time.

[supertunaman]

3:39

Just the way she pronounces "poem" makes my ears bleed.

[DetSonnyCrockett]

Poh-eem

[pirateking24601]

O..M..G... makes you want to shoot yourself.

and btw, in case someone hasn't already said this, that "Dog bite" bit is stolen from the Original Pink Panther movies.

[shirtandtiewilldo]

Charming.

[comicstripped]

She's KILLIN'! WOOT!

[footloose5]

OMG.... after this, I just shot myself, drank Drain cleaner, cut my wrist, set my house on fire and crashed my car on the interstate....and none of it was as painful as watching her.............

[libertyisntdeadyet]

Sir said, "Nope, my dog don't bite."

[ewok84606]

i think she has a crush on bob.

[blizzaire08]

Does anybody thing Tim and Eric got the idea for Uncle Muscles Hour from this show??

[mmm4466]

What great "talent" she has...

[mackiepants]

"That dog took his hand off!!... Just about.."

[TwoOssify]

I'm absolutely convinced that there was a CO2leak or SOMETHING in that church that night.

Either that or the south really IS like that....

Scary either way you think about it

[Ozarkmadness56]

The gene pool may be small in this town, but its brimming with all kinds of talent!

[stellaluna4u2]

What the F---??????

[salad6]

What the hell is she doing at the last 20 seconds?

[shawno66]

that's when she's drunk

[coffeehigh420]

"HELLO i'm my name is pearl gross and i like to do a little bit of cumadie once in a while about my BRUTHAH BOB"

[iLuvMyBabies1989]

WTF is this??? Her jokes are lame

[CoalBinBros]

I don't get it. Is Bob 95 pounds or 200 pounds or 400 pounds?

[Shabutie545]

I liked that one part

[daniellerose7]

god this is so awkward.

[coffeehigh420]

that dog took his hand off .... just about

[ravenhead999]

Good God!  Someone should tell her. Naw! Let's just continue to cringe and laugh...!

[coffeehigh420]

well now we know who bob daker's secret lover is!

[bigchicknugget]

i can't beleive this woman (redheadedpianoplayer) has been teaching and stealing these dear people's money for 55 years...even though Margie Hicks is really making some improvements :/

[stellaluna4u2]

WTF???? LOL!!!!

[smerdley]

It was a tough audience that night. Nobody laughed at her jokes, nobody applauded her songs. She got a raw deal, she could have been a superstar, but it was a shitty audience that night, that's all there was to it.

[SheistyCat]

"Are you ready Jack?"

I sure hope he was ready at 6:04, because I sure wasn't. :-S

[FromMyHotel]

I like it when the comedians tell us they're going to tell us a joke.

[Nerdami21]

that dog bit his hand off!...just about.

[Guitarawr]

A human train wreck.

[Etcher]

HA HA!

[mginsel]

Poor Bob. That woman ain't right.

[FuriousGopher]

I bet John Daker was pissing his pants during those jokes

[manwithnoname123]

i prefer Pearl's "blue" night club material much better

[jackieamhp]

ain't NOBODY as happy as me...

[hichief]

Yeah they edited out the "NOBODY DAMMIT. NOBODY!!!" she said afterward.

[BMC500]

Her jokes were so funny that I forgot to laugh. That ain't my dog

[juloliv]

I'm speechless

[jeffsond]

Sorry Pearl but those jokes are terrible.. God Bless

[vanmhughes]

"y'all know what ace hardware is?" (that's an important plot point to the story)

BTW, I want my shirt back, PEARL!

[sabercodered]

hmmm...I would like to see John Daker do some standup. I wonder if this was infront of a live crowd..poor sap.

[soonrryan]

Why didn't Bob go get his own mouse trap? I guess I missed the jokes. Where's John D?????

[ryan2487]

she stole that god damn joke from the pink panther...what a lousy fuck

[wolfowitzscum]

pearl, you're sexy, if a bit unrefined.

[juancarlosribaldo]

Jesus is all the world to me, but I do enjoy mocking Bob very much as well.

[zjg5001]

I can foresee a lawsuit and restraining order in Pearl Gross's future.

[roscian]

That was pretty good, Pearl. Maybe Work on your delivery of those jokes, and I could really see a lot of laughter. Those songs were beuatiful, and I can't believe what a talented poet Edith is, and Reva was playing harmoniously. Keep up the good work. "That aint my dog" haha