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  • damn that thief was good... I never saw that coming! it just shows you - don't do house battles with strangers :(

  • So goofy. Loved it.

  • Hahahaha!!! That was so funny!!!

  • Sorry about the turds.

  • Rubb -ish

  • I laughed so hard my roommate woke up. He was not pleased.

  • moop

  • that was hilarious!

  • Prince disagrees.

  • I totally sub to you. Not in a BDSM way, but in the other way.

  • Whats this?! Comedy that's actually funny? This can't be right. Wrong decade.

  • "matt... come back..."

    how cute haha

  • lol you're hilarious! idk why i am JUST NOW seeing this video... it must have escaped my sub box. i would love to see you incorporate more comedy videos into your channel. :)

  • You just got robbed.

    That dude was slick!

  • LOL!!!

  • wut?

  • cute girl

  • Hahaha!

  • that was good

  • Hilarious.

  • Hillarious! Danielle I love your work! Youmake me smile!!!

  • This is actually really cute. I just discovered you today.

    It makes you fall more than a centimeter in love ^-^

  • Fuzzballs are theorized by some superstring theory scientists to be the true quantum description of black holes. The theory resolves two intractable problems that classic black holes pose for modern physics: The information paradox wherein the quantum information bound in in‑falling matter and energy entirely disappears into a singularity; that is, the black hole would undergo zero physical change in its composition regardless of the nature of what fell into it. 

  • Prince is in no position to be giving you any judegemental stare for being conned. I know this for FACT.

  • Loooved this.. SO funny. Love dry kinda humour like this

  • I like this very much so. yes i doooo. yep yep yep.

  • This is a comedy Jem on youtube. I cant believe more ppl havent seen it.

  • She's funny, talented and HOT ! If she likes fat guys with no money. . . . I will definitely marry her !

  • good morons

  • not at all funny.. can't watch any more want to kill stupid boy in video...

  • danielle have you heard of regina spektor? i have this really strong sense you do.??

    thanks. I LOVE AMERICAN DREAM, it amazes me every time i watch it, i have been listening to it, every hour i'm in my room!!! you should soooo totally come to england!!!

    honestly your talent needs to be heard!!!

    nev x

  • @nevillewood1 Jaaaaaj! Regina!

  • I think we should have a Metal Uke Song battle.

  • Omg you need to make more of these.

  • hahahaha

  • hahahahahahahaha Prince!

  • did you notice that matt is really matt houchin?

    and that danielle is really jennifer garner at 3.03?

  • @RebelWithAFrog Huh? I don't get it.

  • Omg this had me laughing..wow

  • So funny!! Thanks!!

  • "There's poop on the welcome mat. That doesn't make me feel welcome." hahah

  • this video made me want a borrito... kay, i wanted a burrito from before, but this video made me want a burrito while i was laughing.

  • That was Awesome .

  • yay yay yay yay yay iloveyou

  • GIRL YOU GOT HOUSED

  • That- what.. the cat!

  • this was great!!! loved it!

  • You have his email address. The Rap Battle Refs will surely disqualify him for his actions.

  • Hahaaaaaa! I love your videos and this one too Danielle. It had me cracking up laughing :) LOL! Very good job! You seem like a very cool and down to earth person and you brought a smile to my face today! :)

    Thanks!

    G-Phi

  • Chinese money! :D

  • at least you still have the chines money. Yeah so I would call this one a win, up top.

  • dang, i hate when this happens to me... i mean, this has happened to me SOOO many times... down to the yellow sunglasses... i feel so understood...

  • lol That was sooooo random... but hilarious! I love how your cat's like "what's this dude doing here?!" I was not expecting that ending... O.o But you keep me entertained! I like how you zoom into the different "reactions" of people.

  • Hahaha! that made me feel sad and amazing

  • Did you buy your cute dress from ModCloth? I have the same one!

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA the end!!!!!

  • Good thing you pointed out in the title that this is a humor video.

  • you're so cool.

  • That's some hilarious type stuff, I clicked "like" multiple times even though I know that it was pointless.

  • that was crazy and I almost fell over laughing. I missed you vids....glad to see you uploading again.

  • I love the muhammad ali picture was classic! He showed his disappointment in you. You are remind me of a friend of mine you are Top classic! Oh and Ali in the picture was saying "I can't believe you let a sucka MC in ya house!"

  • I was laughing the whole way through, but the cat looked like he was giving you the stink eye. Hahahaha. I love your guy's videos together & I hope to see more!

  • i love your house!

  • This made my life!! :D tehe and that cat was my favorite.. but the best part was, "You ugly" xD

  • I didn't laugh out loud until the nutcracker - then Prince killed me. Very good.

  • hahahaha, I don't know which was my favourite part! I laughed (I did, actually, I chuckled).

  • hi danielle!! it's me kristin. have a goooooooood day!

  • i am not sure if my favorite part was you rapping " you ugly" or the pathetic way you said " matt.....Come back." You two need to collaborate more.

  • Please tell me y'all are going on mad dates. So adorb.

  • That was awesome - Lots of laughing and Snickering over here. Thanks!

  • please be carefull, I/we expect you to share your unique talent for years. thanks

  • its really refreshing to watch a video like this :)

    greetings from germany! :D

  • they make t-rex wall stickers, you should get one. you can buy less than 1/10 of it with your 1 RMB. it will still make your walls 1/10 more terrifying.

  • love you danielle!

  • I think he was sad that you called him ugly so many times. Way to break someone's self esteem. Stay classy Danielle, stay classy!

  • Danielle, you are so sweeet..... ^_^

  • HAHAHA! I love you and cant wait to see you at New West fest! Your stuff is amazing!

  • Haha, 1 yuan is about 10 cents :)

  • @SilentSamamander but 1 means it's the best!!!

  • You so had him beat...that's why he ran.

  • yay :) made my day even more cheerful!

  • she looks more gorgeous than before !! I thikn she lost weight!!!

  • love the random humor, you are both great...the great thing about all the 2 vids I have seen of you 2, is each time he proves he is nobody you would ever let near you, and next scene he is in your home or room!

  • @legrandzilla I like that too! I think we should do a series of videos like this.

  • @daniellesmagic ^^what a swell theme!

  • @daniellesmagic Please do. Oh pretty please with sugar and chocolate sprinkles on top. The two vids with you guys in it are awesome and I would love to watch more.

  • @daniellesmagic I think so too! Plus, I think maybe we have some romance blooming?...

  • @daniellesmagic Yes you should!

  • haha aw youre so sweet! x) love your vids!! <3

  • Poor Danielle... so much judgment from inanimate objects.

  • Damn, somehow I missed the cat .... I'll have to watch it again .... not that I mind ;-)

  • more comedy videos please! :)

  • Why, that was rather delightful!

  • "hahaha!"

  • You and Matt were great, Danielle, but your cat really steals the show.

  • OK  ............. :/

  • Haha!!! So funny!

  • I'll give you $20 for the cat.

  • lol_ nice.

    Everyone knows that when you house battle you gotta lock the doors. Otherwise when you start to burn that mutha down with the hot lyrics of "you ugly" everyone would try to escape.

    

  • Haha, this was good. Awkwardness can be the best kind of comedy (it's all I know how to do)

    What sort of help do you need? I'll definitely help out for a PA or VA show if I can.

  • Look on the bright side, he paid you money to spend time with him. My friends run away after I give them their money.

  • I’m just wondering how the poop got on the welcome mat…  Must have been another Hollywood camera trick.

  • @mafuller64 my neighbor's dog has pooped on my welcome several times. We were lucky enough to shoot this video after one of those times, before the neighbor was able to clean it up.

  • @daniellesmagic Lucky I guess... You're welcome?

  • hahaha!... ha!

  • Bad boy.

  • that was fantastic. hehe

  • Nice camera work.Perhaps better than BSG.

  • Matt's awkwardness is priceless. Who's poop was on your welcome mat?

  • "you ugly"

    love your house! and the map wall! and the artworks! :D

  • that drum kit looks like something youd find at my work. lol

  • did you snag those yellow 3d glasses from disney world? Because I have the exact same ones.

  • thank you :)

  • I love how even the cat is like "wtf dude?"

  • LUL XD

  • I am pretty sure he stepped on the poop when he ran out the door you could have tracked him for about 50 feet.

  • Lmao! ..you uglyh!

  • damn Chinese money.

  • lol I love the end! ...come back...

    funneh funneh!

  • Don´t play around with strangers. This is highly educationallll.

  • This is amazing. I think the reaction shot were my favorite.

  • That is an awesome prince poster thing Hahah I want it Hahahah it has hair and everything haha :)

  • Good to see more videos from you! Funny stuff! Keep em comin.

  • your hot

  • I'm pretty sure you took those glasses you are wearing from Disneyland.... the 3-D Michael Jackson thing.

    Ps... you guys are funny

  • "if i murder you" LMAO.

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  • lol "u ugly"

    Danielle, you're adorbale AND hilarious. I really enjoy your videos. Post More!

  • ski goggles during a rap battle? mhmmmmm

  • This was amazing. The two most talented you tube people.... in one place. mind=blown.

  • you guys are awesome! :D

  • aww... you got punk'd

    

  • "hahaha!

    

  • no comment .

  • ahahahah

  • ha ha love the glasses

  • At least you got to call him ugly several times. I think the hat was worth more than the drums.

  • "you ugly...you ugly" hahaha :) stay sexy! -3

  • I can see a to be contunued at the end of this vid..... LOL!! Great one

  • Keep these coming! Great collaborations.

  • lookin pretty fly in those yellow specs. say hi to Prince for me!

  • hahaha!

  • You are just so ridiculous! :D I love it!

  • The cat saw it coming. The Chinese money will probably be worth more than dollars soon anyway.

  • you...you intrigue me...

  • at least you got the money in the end....even if it's only one

  • @sparkler910 Silver Lining!

  • I hope he got drilled by a dump truck for stealing from you

  • How did you get your cat to do that? I mean, whore itself out for your video.

  • @ChakaTodd My cat takes after his owner.

  • One, is the loneliest Chinese money.

  • you should have busted out the nicki minaj... you just gotta gimme that look...

  • I like your house. Haha.

  • "hahaha!

    :)

  • hahaha!

    

  • teehee 

  • love your stuff, really excited to see u in columbus!! :D

  • just push three. keep pushing it. don't never stop pushing 3.

  • September 16th is my Bday!!! Wanna come to Birmingham and play my party????

  • HOUSE BATTLE! Genius!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • haahahah this just made my day i love your music Danielle when are you coming to L.A? u definitely won that battle!

  • Come to Minneapolis again!

  • @poiuy2093 Yeah! Come to Minneapolis again!

  • at least you have your prince pillow to console you!

  • I have those yellow glasses! Theyre 3d right?

  • haha!!

  • HA! That was awesome. when he took off with the drums I think I cried a little from laughing so hard.

    I'm going to try to be at the Sept. 13 show in Norfolk.

  • 3:22 = Stink eye from the cat.

    Good.

  • ....or it could just be worth one

  • lol!

  • Jokes on him, he stepped in dog crap on the way out.

  • hahah hey danille nice vid ! haha dat was rellay funny ,,, damn he scapedd ,, :(

  • Danielle! I live just south of Seattle and my birthday is on the 5th! Thank you for the best birthday present ever!

  • @rachaelraynbow HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY! SEE YOU ON FRIDAY IN SEATTLE (at Piecora's PIzza!)