My Computer Sucks! I Can't believe I didn't win.

[LADYWICKED11]

i have a windows 19 B.C it download a 1 mb item in 1,000 years its been passed on for generations.

[RenzoStreet]

hahhahaha bro this shit is funny!! 

[mickyd110011]

@pennysarecute2 I'll go all out and say, I don't care.

[jumperlaur]

take a piss in it

[Dansorganmusic]

I'm 14 and I have a dual monitor setup running Linux, an IBM t42, and some Asus laptop I bought at best buy in August....... my, how the times have changed. Hope you finally upgraded.

[Milesprower1]

Here's hoping you got a new one!

[epb111]

why do u use dial up?

[tongogta]

same here bro

[mickyd110011]

what i would do is take out all the old parts (i mean all), and put newer parts inside. keep the crt monitor, and confuse your friends you still have an old computer.

[bilalha123]

You use a system almost 10 years old and complain its slow? Dumbass LOL!

[shadowspike99]

@bilalha123 He probably can't afford a new one, asshole.

[wahgan]

this is some funny shit dude! everyone knws wen your dialing! lmao

[TheOneExpert]

i have a (pc) like that because my real pc is going to be upgraded.

so i has going to play a gta whid my friend. I turn on and we needed to play chess

becuse the computer was sucking shit.My old computer (Big Mac)

(Not Mcdonalds)

[mcfuson37]

this video is 4 yrs old hopefully you got something better by now. If not if you lived near me id give you one. That computer was dang slow.

[scsd06273]

I have the same computer :-)........it's a door stop.

[xVLADx45]

what a cool monitor!

[richardbirch2007]

How does that suck? It has a 3DFX Voodoo3 3000 in it ;D

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

make another video dude!!

[justinjacobe]

is your processor 1mhz

[aar0n262]

i had a computer like this...the good ole days

[BoyFransStudios]

OMG! Still using Windows 98? Get a computer with Windows 7 or Mac OSX, it's something that requires something!

[pennysarecute2]

@BoyFransStudios win 7 still sucks as bad

[BoyFransStudios]

@pennysarecute2 and why? Because your a Mac fanboy!

[pennysarecute2]

@BoyFransStudios No its fucking slow with minecraft and other shit u dumbass

[BoyFransStudios]

@pennysarecute2 Why do not you learn anything about system requirements? Of course running the game poorly if it is not a good processor. It is not because it's a PC! Think!

[MrAben1995]

man dont worry your computer doesent sucks

i bet 1000$ that pc can run

crysis 2 maxed out 1920x1080 1080p try it but get rid of that bsod

[Tyasume]

HOW DID YOU NOT WIN????

[turbofox1980]

Nice vid. I miss that dialing sound when you connect to the Internet. Seems like just yesterday I had a win 98 machine like that. Amazing how fast technology advances.

[speedosonic]

it is a sad day when a man celebretes a lack of blue screen. i feel for you, man,

[iTzk00laid]

who won?

[SuperDaRkNES123]

HEY! MY KEYBOARD IS A PS/2 >...<

[roblamper]

on what pc dit you edit the video? lol, i bet not on the BSOD machine from hell

[XultimativeX]

i thought mine is the badest!:D

[houshidar558]

the outside of my desktop is your color dosent mean it sucks lol i got 2ghz and 736 mb of ram good enough for youtube >.>

[VideoBookEducation]

I have a pc just like that!

[Milesprower1]

Sorry you didn't win dude, you deserve a new PC. Did you ever get a new one?

[CaptainMaloy1001]

I love Windows 98.

[kalum0101]

ive got a baige computer and it can run windows 7 pretty quickly

[MrZzzz69]

WIPE IT AND REINSTALL (*

[ocomi231]

but 98 rox

[RazzleSnazzle1]

5 pin DIN port. Lol just clarifying. xD

[MrTweety2707]

update your computer to xp xp works

[cr1901]

About the boot time: It's an AWARD BIOS... that's to be expected :/...

[kalum0101]

you can get a better computer than that for £50. GET A NEW PC NOW.

[kellin10]

do you have a new computer yet

[scooter12365]

loooooool

3gb hard drive my stick have 16gb^^

[thechar911]

Windows 98 doesn't have that type of BSOD :O

[PianoMasta7]

@thechar911: Yes it does. The Blue Screen of Death was first shown in Windows 1.0.

[thechar911]

@PianoMasta7 *facepalm* it was an Windows 2000 BSoD

[PianoMasta7]

@thechar911: ...*sigh* The Blue Screen was created in Windows 1.0 and it looks the same from Windows 1.0 to Windows 7. There hasn't been a change. More errors have been added, yes, but the look is the same.

[PlatinumFireOrchid]

What are u? a hobo? get a new one... gawd...

[TearsOfWar1]

My computer can't play Crysis with max graphics without lagging! My computer sucks! :( Need a 980x i7 and 5970.

[zacthedead]

Have you heard of windows 7?

[YoutuJ3eJ3lows]

Pentium I?

[Supermanny1122]

hahaah, i thought this was fuckin' hilarious.

[pokemonaca]

that my friend is a dead computer

[HTPtheSecond]

I love those obsolete computers. Good times, but bad times. D:

[Deliciousfruit233]

Get a new computer. Yours will barely run Damn Small Linux.

[lillelundvideo]

Get a Mac! i Will Help!! :) =)

[PimpMyWalkX]

My Computer Sukcs more then youar computer

My computer a little bit newer then your computer

I have 10 games in the steam

And the computer did not run them (doing a blue screen)

I just burned 40 bucks for nothing

[epilepsy211]

my computer is not loading the videos of youtube!!!!!!!11 stupid computer!

[mustangmandal]

well my computer wont even boot

[joeldude76]

if he cant afford a microsoft what makes you think hes gonna buy a 3000 dollar pc

[Utuber452]

Least you got a computer.

[jdawz1985]

u have one too

[Utuber452]

@jdawz1985 I know but look at people in africa and other LEDC's.

[jdawz1985]

@Utuber452 i get it now.. throw all computers at africans!

[WINANDMACNERD]

At 3:49, That is a joke because the BSOD in windows 98 dose not look like that. The one in windows 98 tells you to press any key to continue!

[FrostFAIZO]

R.I.P

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

Dude you can have my old computer it has 512mb ram,111gb HDD, 7600 ndvida 512mb and intel 2.8 ghz

[TheVidzor]

sucks... ITS RLY GOOD FOR HIM!

[jdawz1985]

@1337BananaL33TVostok i wannit plzz

[merijnwitje]

duh without a LCD monitor your computer is rubbish

[williamjosephtv1]

lol, get the 27" iMac Quad Core, Windows 98 is old, and Windows is bloatware these days, Macs r a lot better then PCs and have a lot more advanced and energy efficient Technology, iMacs can have intel core i7 2.8Ghz, 16GB RAM, 2TB HDD, 2560x1440 Resolution, IPS Technology, that is going 2 last u a long time, hope this information helps u

[airplaneman121]

my computer also sucks the i7 is like so old!!!!!

ha ha jk jk that is one damn old computer

[an65001]

Windows 2000 bsod on windows 98? That's fake!

[jdawz1985]

@an65001 yea, and the video cut and changed right after the win 98 screen

[Utuber452]

I play on both roller coaster tychoon and unreal tordoment 2004 = ¬ D

Plus dial up rules !

[Robloxian182]

i use wireless ^_^

[chino555]

lol my thumb drive has 1 more gig then your hole computer

[MrBrian987987]

lol how did you even upload this video

[Robloxian182]

he bought a new pc

[Bane191094]

lol the intro pwns

[borntodie92]

lol orgasm

[borntodie92]

well the startup is faster that mines

[reeceTHEmelter123]

macs suck balls hows gaming going for you.

[karastiyo]

Lol I laughed xD

[FrostFAIZO]

haha

this is funny..

[Deliciousfruit233]

Solution to this: Get a new fucking computer. Yours is an obsolete piece of shit that should be thrown out.

[MrHurricaneTracker]

lol you should have had the boot screen say Windows is trying to start lol

[PolkMoney863]

Problem: PC's suck balls.

Solution: Get a MAC.

[RichGilly]

Problem: Need your balls sucked

Solution: Get a MAC guy to do it for you.

[4runnerOfTheFuture]

PC doesn't totally suck but I do like Mac.

[Deliciousfruit233]

You're an insult to all mac fans. Sure, macs are awesome, but you don't need to defend them like a fucking idiot.

[TheCanadian316]

Oh man, I remember that dial-up tone so clearly. My high speed is so much better though. :)

[poke488]

ive got a dell insprion 15 laptop with 4gb of ram and a 250gb hard drive with dual core proccessers with windows vista with sd card reader blu ray and a battery that lasts 3 hours

[madhardcorenick]

@poke488 haha so do I (infact that what I'm tying from now) but with 3gb of ram and a core 2 processor.

[Bane191094]

lol taking 6 days to boot xD

OMG it really sucks

get a new one

XD

[cpunge001]

WTf it looks like you live in a Bunker or something wtf?

[Zach2235]

My computer sucks too. It's a 5 year old XP rig that barely even responds. Should I install Windows 7 when it comes out to make it run better, or just get a new machine?

[Hey1276453]

Install Windows 7? Don't even try to. :)

[w0rly]

Get a new PC, installing Windows 7 won't do anything.

[lourke123]

Get a new one

[MadDogMeh]

get a new one man.

[johnyrockshell]

get pc

[jdawz1985]

@Zach2235 reinstall xp... 7 will prebly not run on it

[windson7]

my computer sucks the most! its windows XP 512mb ram 2,6 ghz 128 mb video card ram gigabite radeon something. I can barely start any game like Garrys Mod or half life 2 on the MINIMUM settings. total disk space without installed anything 50 gb.

[johnyrockshell]

lmao! i had a computer 2 weeks ago that was xp 512mb ram 1.8ghz amd sempron and no video but now i upgraded and overclocked

[darky10121987]

i love themi got one that boots fater than a vista macheen with out over clocking

[Zamaroht]

I had a computer with the SAME EXACT SPECTS that you mentioned at the start of the year! Wow what a coincidence!

Mine had a ATI Radeon 9200 video card too

[johnyrockshell]

well i had a 32MB integrated ATI Radeon Card I for got what exact one -_-----------

[33Sexybeast]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............­....the wonders of XP.Get an HP,mac,acer,vista,or don't.

[cpunge001]

iF hes Computer sux So Bad

hes computer will not handle

Yotube Uploading xD

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

Read the description.

[Lufcuare]

DUDE he fucken used a friends pc you dumb pos.(thats piece of shit)

[NeilJillett1996]

The guy that said Windows XP sucks.. Bullshit.

In comparison to Vista it rules! I mean I cant comment on other os's.. But XP is good. : )

[HardyRevolution]

Sexy Dude on the tags?

[VisionVex]

If he put a light Linux distro on that thing, I am sure it wouldn't suck as much. Just my opinion.

Damn Small Linux is a nice one, I hear.

[TwistedGaming]

Somebody needs a haircut... and a new computer.

[DICrazed]

I have Windows 2000(Window XP Professional Edition) running on a fucking family chipset. Window "XP" Sucks. If your gonna by a computer dont get XP, get Vista, Acer, or Mac. DO NOT GET XP!! They come with wack video cards.

[kidowner]

disagree

[CrzayZakster]

not really your os doesnt give you video cards you install them on to the mother board DER

[leolozano02]

that computer sucks

[FlippyluverHTF]

Com. Probs

1. A game called Spewer, the W key (which is jump) doesnt work half the time and gets 'stuck' the other half 2. We are paying more for the internet, but its SO SLOW 3. Cant find the internet half the time 4. Loses conection every 10 min or so 5. about 50 million virus' we cant get rid of and Spysweeper cant find 6. The mouse doesnt work 80% of the time 7. The mouse randomly clicks for me I dont click the mouse but if I hover over a link or something it takes me to the link

Help?

[GalioullinRouslan]

I am the problem than you !

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

Nope, your is shittier.

[swegame95]

i have on my old =)

Nvidia 6600

AMD Athlon 908 Mhz

512 MB RAM

Windows XP

but now i have buy a new computer

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

Like my dads pre-previous computer. I remember that BIOS screen :D

[Hatefulpersonuk]

Its Windows 2000 As I Checked Out The BSOD

[g8rk0k]

Don't knock CRT monitors. Soon as you start getting buzzing and stuck pixels on your LCD you will be sorry you made the switch - like me.

Guess NEC don't build them like they used to. I still have a 15" NEC multisync from like 1998 that is still bright and looks great running back on an old P2 dinosaur I use for week long downloads of enormous torrents. They NEC LCD accusync I have I got about 6 months ago and it is having problems...

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

Shitty manufactuer. My dad has got a ViewSonic 17" LCD thats 5 years old. No dead/stuck pixels yet!

[Hatefulpersonuk]

hes talking aobut crt not lcd

[lubu275]

mine rox i got 50Mbps

[PikkuHevari]

as i can see, i got SAME KIND! :P very slow...

[TheGeek1028]

I have a worse one

(Originally)

AMD K6 166 Mhz

80 MB PC100 SDRAM

20x CD Drive

ISA 56K Modem

No LAN

2x 1.0 USB

15 inch CRT, 1024x768

And a 110 watt power supply.

[AndyIsBack94]

haha!

I got worst than you!

I have only 4 GB hard-drive free and 512 MB ram!

[TheGeek1028]

And don't forget... Windows 3.1/95 dualboot!

[Lolexpsf]

=p windows 98

[Thaixo182]

woah dude, awsome PC you could run crysis on that maxed out

[LuTo36437]

this reminds me of my old system. And by the way it really isnt that expensive today for a new system you could built a decent one for 300 usd.

[maxheadroom1987]

Yahoo thats a 3DFX Voodoo3 3000 graphics card! They were kick ass old cards =D Quake3 still owns on them :D

[TNTAutosport]

...get a job and buy a computer?

[JKatYT7]

LOL How 1992 is this!!!

[XvMicroHelpervX]

rofl hahahahahaha

[ponde15]

3gig harddrive?? that's amazing!

[XvMicroHelpervX]

No it isn't lol. I got 250 my friend has 1 TB. lol

[iseedumbpeople627]

pretty sure he was being sarcastic lol

[Zoidbergwho]

I have 3.2TB they are easy to buy!

[XvMicroHelpervX]

How are they cheapter, Their like 300 on guam

[pauliuk3]

well buy new PC or install windows XP and change some parts

[XvMicroHelpervX]

No way. Get a New one. if you leave the Motherboard, It'll mostly fry cause it's not compatible with the New Technology we Have now. Anyways, Microsoft doesn't support Windows 95 that much.

[AvengerX13]

Damn....3GB Hard Drive!!! I could back up your whole computer on a flash drive!

[lordofonions]

ok so a few days ago i found an old thrown out computer with windows xp. it had a 333Mhz celeron and 192 mb of ram it could boot faster than this windows 98 thing (when this pc i found boots 98 it does it in about 45 secs as i had a spare hdd with windows 98 SE)

[ronconr]

howed u post this vidoie O_-

[XvMicroHelpervX]

It's in the Description. He used his Friends Computer

[lordofonions]

my usb flash drive is a whole 29gb larger than ur hdd

[XvMicroHelpervX]

Holy smokes theirs 29 GB FLASH DRIVES!!!. GIVE ME ONE lol.

[drzipperhead]

get off welfare and get a job, then you can afford a half decent computer, damn hippy

[lordofonions]

shit! this computers got to be one of the worst ive seen, even including my old windows 98 which had more power than this. it had 32 mb of ram but it was still alot faster than that hunk of crap. i was so ticked of at it it i opened it up, snapped the motherboard in half, tore open the hard drive and smashed the p3=2 cpu into peices with a slege hammer. i got a new pc with:

intel core 2 duo 3.0 ghz

4gb ddr2-800 ram

ati hd 4870 512mb

2 wd 300gb velociraptors in raid 0

[seansfilms]

ha ha, sweet. :)

[Davidsh13]

Knowing the fact that there is a user of a weaker system than mine makes me happy.

[Davidsh13]

Well avtually my system is:

Windows vista ultimate,

Nvidia 8400 GT 512 mb, Pentium-D dual core 3 ghz, ac97 sound card, DVD+RDL LG RW, no floppy disk, some 2.0 (?) usb ports, 300W supply and a-10 years old CRT (!!) Compaq MV740, working like new at 1024x768 pixels 85 hz...

I know that the technology between my computer and the computer shown in the video is compared to the distance between my computer and a NASA computer but still I cant run newset games or even 2006 games on more than 19 FPS.

[monk1149]

DAMN, dial up thats old as hell!!!OMG a 3gb hard drive! (if you are going to us that computer for gaming you can delete the word files)

[titmongle]

I have Windows from `98 (second edition) with Athlon II processor, it runs better than that shit,then again it has a good 54MBPS internet connection...

[rixxx11]

20-30 pounds for a monitor is heavy, but for you 20-30 pounds shouldn't be heavy...weak

[kasatka014]

BUT CAN IT RUN CRYSIS?

[houshidar558]

lol wow windows 98 in the old days i used to have ti when i was 5! but now i have vista.

[fangbangallan]

omg i fell so sorry for you your computer sucks so badly

[ghoulmad]

Cannot complete the connection ??? XD

[siriusgamer]

What the fuck ! Are you like gay for the fucking computer or something, cuz were making some majior happy sounds back there

[rolley05]

im very impatient wen it comes to computers

i would of thrown it thrue the wall by the time it started up :P

[deadeye770]

i have a Windows 95 and a XP i wounder what happends if u try to install XP on the 95 or 98 :D

[MTran0708]

wat abt installing crysis on it. ^_^

[slaterking1000]

just wouln't work.

If it had 128 ram and 233 mhz cpu and it wud just work.

[ibanez1403]

Minimum Ram is 64 Mb for XP to run , and the lowest processor that ran on XP was 7 Mhz , so as long as he has 64 Mb ram it will work .

[slaterking1000]

VVVVEEEERRRYYYY slowly though.

[ibanez1403]

yeah like 30 mins to boot i think it is , and an extra 20 mins befor being able to click on icons

[slaterking1000]

Yep. Dont see point.

[travisgulley]

if i had your computer i would put in a 120 giga byte hard drive