dane cook- "it's made for that kind of tomfoolery"

[Katie8098]

Lol "yeah and his pink lipstick was protecting my..."

[lilcaptainpup]

Dude, if u dont like the video, leave... Seriously.

[Cabbsboy]

People are offended by the Jesus thing? Seriously? Get over yourself

[mdisalvo123]

my dog.. fucking humped my head the entire time

[utscuba]

I dont mean to butt into be rude, but can you all shut up and watch the video? If you dont like it, fine. I dont care. If you like it then cool! But i want to see Dane Cook be a hilarious man and not see people have a pointless internet argument.

[SuperYouandme2009]

What is it they say? Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded. Although it's entertaining for us to read! Haha

[clutchkick28]

comment fights are what happens when little billy's parents stop checking what he's doing on the internet

[avalanchesoul]

geez, what's up with some of the comments below? one dude sounds like he's straight up in love with dane cook and the other guy sounds like dane cook broke his heart! they're both willing to kill over this shit.

[zacaryh117]

You know what would be freaking awesome? If you posted killing him on youtube 0_0

[DeNaPacMan]

WOW your going to kill someone over youtube comments!

That seems a little pathetic

[dracos17]

DANE COOK IS FSKIN' AMAZING!

[Tabish]

oh really? his debut platnum went gold, retaliation debuted at 4 in the top 200 went platnum, he's sold out the msg

men lie women lie, numbers don't mother fucker

i'm sure you haven't even scratched the surface of the acheivements he's made so suck on that you dead beat hater..

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

oh i get it...you're a FUCKIN FAGGOT!

nobody questioned his ability to sell cd's you fucking retard.

BRITNEY SPEARS sells albums too.

theyre pop stars who market watered down shit to retarded white teens from the suburbs.

he's a clown, a juggler, a magician, a pantomime. he couldnt develop an orginal premise or effective punchline if his life depended on it. listen to his act. its a series of manic "act outs" void of any point or meaning

im successful WITHOUT selling my soul to the devil

[hellgirl195]

wtf? its for fucking comidy nothing else gee everyone need 2 laugh dont meen anyones selling there souls to da devil...wow some people r way to religous

[dracos17]

I swear to god i will fuckin' kill you you simple jealous bastard of a son of a bitch.

Just shut up and enjoy his awesomeness

Fuck You!

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

you'll kill no one. you'll watch youtube videos, faggot

[gdfhbs]

lol u fuckers are pathetic

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

@gdfhbs --- no, actually Dane fans are pathetic. this retard has no talent other than being a businessman selling his shitty act. his jokes are for fuckin 3 yr olds. im pathetic for having an opinion? what does every1 have to like everything on youtube or shut up about it?

[gdfhbs]

joey ur retarded piece of shit if u wanna talk shit at least talk shit to me in person not over u tube or my fucking email either

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

@gdfhbs --your email? in person? you are the fuckin STUPIDEST person ive ever talked to. you make absolutely NO SENSE. like every other dane fane, your a imbesile and a little kid. if i dont know u, HOW WOULD I "TALK SHIT" to u in person?!? and who sent anything 2 your EMAIL u moron???you are too dumb for words. lol...in person--jesus, you're like every other dumb fuck leavin comments all over youtube!! im done talkin to you space cadet. read a book and stop watchin stupid shit on the web, loser

[Mikulicious]

its people like you that always start fights. i mean you could have just ignored him and that would have been the end of it. but you had to egg him/her on and start another ridiculous comment fight, like the rest of the internet doesn't have enough of! and you chose to watch the vid so its not the other persons fault. your just a dumbass with a bad attitude.

[mlsuaarez116]

@JOEYGOLDCOMEDY lmfao you're talking shit ON YOUTUBE about a hilarious talented comedian who doesn't even know you're alive...very succesful buddyyyy.

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

@mlsuaarez116 id say im wrong and youre right, but since im the highest rated comment, every1 but you mustve figured out that danes day is over and hes faded into obscurity because his act is cliche. dude, 99% of his fans are under 14 and most of them are female. ive worked with him at the laugh factory and hes a complete too. just like pop music, hes successful because kids like his shit- not b/c hes talented

[mlsuaarez116]

@JOEYGOLDCOMEDY uh ok well i like him so whatfuckingever.

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

@mlsuaarez116 look i was not criticizing you....ur bein way too sensitive- its a youtube comment sweety...some people like things and some ppl hate them...its really not worth cryin about. dane is a pop star not a smart or edgy comic...in the entertainment business he is seen as cheesy. im stating a fact...no need to rush to his defense like hes your boyfriend dammmn

[mlsuaarez116]

@JOEYGOLDCOMEDY and your 'highest rated comment' wasnt even to or about dane cook, it was about some retard on the comments.

[evaflurp]

hahhahahhaha chance sit

[whatthefuckbra]

lol " thats a nice little present from god" lol

[parakeets124]

"O and i forgot to tell you i dipped it in water and stuck it in the freezer" Lol Best part!

[needmyboo]

i love you dane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drummaboyy13]

he was protecting yur hand....lolz

[bleachpudding]

HEAD

[MsExistential]

haha he says the swallow a knife thing alot

[PlayaplayaAP]

how come only one comment .. lol chance sit!

[amandanicolep]

thats a good one! he didnt do this bit at the orlando show