If Yak got it on with the virgin Mary should we be celebrating with a glass of bloody Mary....or does that thought make you want to go & have a great big yak?
Gees Jess although I really appreciate your comment you have to realise that women who look like you dont normally acknowledge my existence. Please be really careful as you may be seriously upsetting the balance of the universe here!!!
This gives "silent night" a meaning I never thought of before: there were no children left to shout and cry and throwing tantrums in that holy night and year, lol!
But seriously now: I´m very happy that your daughter is well again !!
I wish you, your family and (most) the YTubers nice hollidays and a perfect New Year !
I thought we all had freedom of speech and expression! ATHEISTS AND THEISTS? Since when does and atheist care about me following my religious teachings? Dont be Upset ! accept a little critisicm as well! dear AtheistS? FYI I dont accept or observe X MAS ether! It is not BIBLICAL! SOME NOT ALL ATHEISTS ARE BASTARDS AND EVIL TOO! AND KILLED BABIES AND HUMANS, AS RULERS! WHAT SAY YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS MAN GOD ATHEISTS? IF I AM LYING i AM DYING! SO TAKE THE LOG OUT YOUR EYE BEFORE MY SPLINTER?
I wondered if you would be doing your traditional Christmas video. Best wished for this time of the year to you and your daughter (and I suppose I better include your missus).
As if god was jesus's father. There is no god it was just that whore mary's excuse for being pregnant before she was married and joseph was the father.
I'm guessing by that comment your also religious. If you are than you aren't really practicing what you SHOULD preach. ATHEISTS should accept everyone for the choices they make and the things they believe in. Im not an atheist but I still think that everyone is able to believe what they want without fear of criticism. I bet your also one of those people who believe all muslims arent terrorists. I'd rethink your values if I were you. AtheistS! GIVE me my right to be theist! fare and square!
Me again... You are going to have your own show by the time I move down there right?.. heres my awzzy vernacular .. chee izz mayt gewd wik as youshull.
The VEHEMENT DOCTRINE that there is no God or gods. Godlessness; immorality.
DOCTRINE:
1. A principle or body of principles presented for acceptance or belief, as by a religious, political, scientific, or philosophic group (ATHEISTS) ; dogma.
2. A rule or principle of law, especially when established by precedent.
3. A statement of official government policY. 4. Something taught a teaching= ATHEISM
THAT WHICH is taught; what is held, put forth as TRUE, and supported by a teacher, a school, or a sect; a principle or position, or the body of principles, in any branch of knowledge; any tenet or dogma; a principle of FAITH; as, the doctrine of ATOMS; the doctrine of CHANCES.
AS IN THE FAITH AND GOSPEL OF ATHEISM THAT THERE IS NO GOD!
IT IS 4SALE!!! LOL!!!
YOU UNEQUIVICALLY SWEAR NO GOD EXISTS !PROVE IT? MONKEY EVOLUTION MY ASS!
I'm guessing by that comment your a christian. If you are than you aren't really practicing what you preach. You should accept everyone for the choices they make and the things they believe in. Im not an atheist but I still think that everyone is able to believe what they want without fear of criticism. I bet your also one of those people who believe all muslims are terrorists. I'd rethink your values if I were you.
but asking an atiest too prove god exists is like asking a christian to prove he does, as there realy is no dependable evidence he does or doesnt so in the end each group just says the other wrong. its realy pointless if you think about it
doesn't say much for religion if the insults of the faithful is a rag on their own principles. "the doctrine/gospel of atheism"
I don't swear no god exists, I just think that its unlikely that yours does. You don't even know what an atheist believes yet you aim to define their position....
Over time Atheists have developed "hues" of Atheism to avoid the logical label of "fucking hypocrite". Most self labelled themselves these hues. Instead of denying the existence of deities, they've denied the idea of creationism. Seems the same, but it isn't, for them.
More accurately, it's called "Methodological naturalism". I shit you not. To avoid the hypocritical label of Atheist.
"Theoretical Atheism" is the reality and "Fundamental Agnostic" is the truth. No Atheists in the trench etc.
I'm an Athiest. See.... Don't feel the need to change it.
And a great many religious folk (not talking majority) dont believe in creationism a la Adam and Eve actually existed, God made the world in 7 days...
I mean, doesn't the eternal torture of the vast majority of humanity seem an awfully high price to pay for the eternal pleasure of a few. Or am I missing something here?
Here's another question for the theologans. If Jesus was sent to "save" us does that mean that before Jesus EVERYONE went to hell? That would hardly be fair. Or was hell only created at the same time Jesus came to save us from it? In which case wouldn't we have been better off as it was before without Jesus or hell.
The place in between heaven and hell might be the real world. Hence the need for reincarnation of Buddhism. When enlightenment is achieved, climb the stairway to heaven.
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JESUS NEVER EXISTED
TEHTYMEKITTEH1 5 months ago
these vids are fantastic
IMaiden89 1 year ago
ha ha ha Id be more scared of your Mother!! LOL
ohohmrbill1 1 year ago
How have you remained hidden for so long? I might as well write today off at work as I'll be going through all your videos :)
LAnonHubbard 1 year ago
I am SO subscribing to you!
SecularResponse 1 year ago
@SecularResponse You are a man of geat taste!
Yakovich 1 year ago
Deck the halls with guts of babies! Fa la la la la! LOL
candymountain3456 1 year ago
If Yak got it on with the virgin Mary should we be celebrating with a glass of bloody Mary....or does that thought make you want to go & have a great big yak?
buffalotice 2 years ago
5 stars
WalkAboutHouse 2 years ago
LOL,....what got me was the way the Jesus on the cross was swingin' while Dad was talkin' with Daughter!
qualqui 2 years ago 2
one more point to the yak
5*****
Count0Reilly 2 years ago
Feeling the ghost of Richard Widmark....
firedelicate 2 years ago
great video
exoticjess 2 years ago
Gees Jess although I really appreciate your comment you have to realise that women who look like you dont normally acknowledge my existence. Please be really careful as you may be seriously upsetting the balance of the universe here!!!
Yakovich 2 years ago
@Yakovich Well if the Earth is thrown off of it's access then we will know why. LOL!! You are so funny! MUAH!
exoticjess 2 years ago
Stop giving her religion themed books.
ArtypNk 2 years ago
LOL
Yakovich 2 years ago
Excellent!
definitiveatheist 2 years ago
You sound very definitive about that...
Yakovich 2 years ago
very well done yak..great to hear the yak calf is doing and sounding great.. love the subject matter shame your singing is still up to shit
ozgoose 2 years ago
Bloody hell goose I can't believe I actually sang on a posted youtube video... What's next? Yak nudity?
Yakovich 2 years ago
Lol, I have watched this several times over Christmas and it still cracks me up. Brilliant.
beltanebabe55 2 years ago
I too got that drunk over Christmas that i couldn't remember what I've watched...
Yakovich 2 years ago
Yakovich, lol, I watched it several times because it's so funny......although I did have a few hot mulled wines on Christmas day lol.
beltanebabe55 2 years ago
Great stuff! Merry Christmas Yako. (well its a comment).. i'm off to the pub and avoiding all the bloody ice and snow.
BiliousTrumpstaine 2 years ago
How do you get to the pub avoiding ice and snow Rick?
Yakovich 2 years ago
..I know the snowman from the movie, he's an alright bloke 'til he's had his 3rd southern comfort. after that he kicks off at the ice machine.
BiliousTrumpstaine 2 years ago
lmfao I love your rendition of the song so much better!
bwings 2 years ago
Awesome as usual, mate !
andreiduffy 2 years ago
i think donkey are like cars back then..
newbactivities 2 years ago
You can't have sex with a car...
Yakovich 2 years ago
Another masterpiece!
I can't take my eyes off of Jesus, it just cracks me up.
DelisaProductions 2 years ago
jesus was always an attention seeker
Yakovich 2 years ago
awesomeness.....and happy to hear your daughter is happy and healthy. :)
xoxox
jakluk4 2 years ago
Thanks Jak
Yakovich 2 years ago
the sticky note compeles me to comment. Have a happy holidays! all the best to you your family and your dog.
It was Hilarious as always!
DarkDragonOfPride 2 years ago
My life revolves around them
Yakovich 2 years ago
nice, good animation!
ubergossen 2 years ago
This has made my Christmas, lol. A very happy festering season to all.xxbb55
beltanebabe55 2 years ago
"I'd be more scared of your mother" LOL
dorotwhy 2 years ago
Merry Christmas to the yak Family..from the Groovy family
GroovyStretch 2 years ago
Onya Stretch
Yakovich 2 years ago
Happy holidays to and your family, Yak.
Another great video.
Arthur40TwoDent 2 years ago
LOL! Excellent!
witchwild 2 years ago
@ Yakovich:
haha, nice vid again, yak!
This gives "silent night" a meaning I never thought of before: there were no children left to shout and cry and throwing tantrums in that holy night and year, lol!
But seriously now: I´m very happy that your daughter is well again !!
I wish you, your family and (most) the YTubers nice hollidays and a perfect New Year !
Peace.
LowStackTom 2 years ago
Jesus Christ!, straight to the bone Yak!
5 stars
see you in Hell, should be a good party
((:
1BustedMyth 2 years ago
I thought we all had freedom of speech and expression! ATHEISTS AND THEISTS? Since when does and atheist care about me following my religious teachings? Dont be Upset ! accept a little critisicm as well! dear AtheistS? FYI I dont accept or observe X MAS ether! It is not BIBLICAL! SOME NOT ALL ATHEISTS ARE BASTARDS AND EVIL TOO! AND KILLED BABIES AND HUMANS, AS RULERS! WHAT SAY YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS MAN GOD ATHEISTS? IF I AM LYING i AM DYING! SO TAKE THE LOG OUT YOUR EYE BEFORE MY SPLINTER?
shalomyahweh911 2 years ago
LOlz, 5 stars for the YMCA Jesus cruificition
TodayIsChanging 2 years ago
They murdered babies? That's almost as bad as killing puppies!
PeteTheElit3 2 years ago
Come to think of it the Bible doesn't mention Puppicide at all...
Yakovich 2 years ago
Awesome. I'm posting this one on Facebook just like your Easter one.
PapaDeltaRomeo 2 years ago
You are indeed the bearer of glad tidings PDR
Yakovich 2 years ago
LOL, that was gold, deck the halls with infanticide guts to you and your family too :)
1GOD1JESUS 2 years ago
That's the spirit Greg!
Yakovich 2 years ago
I wondered if you would be doing your traditional Christmas video. Best wished for this time of the year to you and your daughter (and I suppose I better include your missus).
Seasons groanings,
Chris
SmartmanChris 2 years ago
It was a squeeze Chris with so much on my plate.
Same to you and your crew...
Yakovich 2 years ago
"Deck the hall with guts and belly ......"
hahaha...Lol!!
gerjaison 2 years ago
Close enough...
Yakovich 2 years ago
I love your work .. always make me smile.
Merry Christmas to you and all your family.... all the best for 2010.
junkienet 2 years ago
Ditto Loz
Yakovich 2 years ago
As if god was jesus's father. There is no god it was just that whore mary's excuse for being pregnant before she was married and joseph was the father.
thefanglessvampire 2 years ago
I think Mary may have been on a bit of a bender that night...
Yakovich 2 years ago
I'm guessing by that comment your also religious. If you are than you aren't really practicing what you SHOULD preach. ATHEISTS should accept everyone for the choices they make and the things they believe in. Im not an atheist but I still think that everyone is able to believe what they want without fear of criticism. I bet your also one of those people who believe all muslims arent terrorists. I'd rethink your values if I were you. AtheistS! GIVE me my right to be theist! fare and square!
shalomyahweh911 2 years ago
Follow your own teachings my child...
Yakovich 2 years ago
as always funny and the jesus in the corner kept distracting me.. Merry Xmas and a happy new year to you and your family :)
ingyxpop 2 years ago
Crucifixion can be a distraction
Yakovich 2 years ago
Guts of babies? lmfao!
Kruizinby 2 years ago
I'm disturbed that you found it amusing Anna
Yakovich 2 years ago
Happy Holidays Yak and family.
HankAndrews 2 years ago
Ditto Hank
Yakovich 2 years ago
I like this take on Christmas...
fehquig 2 years ago
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ECTBWHO 2 years ago
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ECTBWHO 2 years ago
Me again... You are going to have your own show by the time I move down there right?.. heres my awzzy vernacular .. chee izz mayt gewd wik as youshull.
fatony26 2 years ago
You'll fit right in?
Yakovich 2 years ago
awesome job man :D "silent night my arse" :D:D:D
nightwing255 2 years ago
More like 'screaming and mourning and crying and pleading night'
What a great day to celebrate!
The death oh countless babies...
zoerickard 2 years ago
That's an awesome christmas carol!
AngryAussie 2 years ago
It almost writes itself Andrew...
Yakovich 2 years ago
Atheism is aN EXTREMIST religion
DISbelief in or denial of the existence of God/S
The VEHEMENT DOCTRINE that there is no God or gods. Godlessness; immorality.
DOCTRINE:
1. A principle or body of principles presented for acceptance or belief, as by a religious, political, scientific, or philosophic group (ATHEISTS) ; dogma.
2. A rule or principle of law, especially when established by precedent.
3. A statement of official government policY. 4. Something taught a teaching= ATHEISM
shalomyahweh911 2 years ago
@shalomyahweh911
lol
dumbest person on the internet award goes to you!
Piss poor attempt at a bunch of pseudo-intellectual bullshit... If you are going to be critical at least have the integrity to be honest about it.
not4resale 2 years ago
ATHEIST Doctrine
teaching; instruction.
THAT WHICH is taught; what is held, put forth as TRUE, and supported by a teacher, a school, or a sect; a principle or position, or the body of principles, in any branch of knowledge; any tenet or dogma; a principle of FAITH; as, the doctrine of ATOMS; the doctrine of CHANCES.
AS IN THE FAITH AND GOSPEL OF ATHEISM THAT THERE IS NO GOD!
IT IS 4SALE!!! LOL!!!
YOU UNEQUIVICALLY SWEAR NO GOD EXISTS !PROVE IT? MONKEY EVOLUTION MY ASS!
shalomyahweh911 2 years ago
I'm guessing by that comment your a christian. If you are than you aren't really practicing what you preach. You should accept everyone for the choices they make and the things they believe in. Im not an atheist but I still think that everyone is able to believe what they want without fear of criticism. I bet your also one of those people who believe all muslims are terrorists. I'd rethink your values if I were you.
cookie852 2 years ago
but asking an atiest too prove god exists is like asking a christian to prove he does, as there realy is no dependable evidence he does or doesnt so in the end each group just says the other wrong. its realy pointless if you think about it
flyerdude02 2 years ago
doesn't say much for religion if the insults of the faithful is a rag on their own principles. "the doctrine/gospel of atheism"
I don't swear no god exists, I just think that its unlikely that yours does. You don't even know what an atheist believes yet you aim to define their position....
not4resale 2 years ago 2
Over time Atheists have developed "hues" of Atheism to avoid the logical label of "fucking hypocrite". Most self labelled themselves these hues. Instead of denying the existence of deities, they've denied the idea of creationism. Seems the same, but it isn't, for them.
More accurately, it's called "Methodological naturalism". I shit you not. To avoid the hypocritical label of Atheist.
"Theoretical Atheism" is the reality and "Fundamental Agnostic" is the truth. No Atheists in the trench etc.
BonesTheCat 2 years ago
Not all Athiests avoid the term.
I'm an Athiest. See.... Don't feel the need to change it.
And a great many religious folk (not talking majority) dont believe in creationism a la Adam and Eve actually existed, God made the world in 7 days...
zoerickard 2 years ago
a happy late Winter solstice to you and your family. and best wishes to your daughter ;)
shezario 2 years ago 2
@shezario him being in the southern hemisphere, wouldn't that be the summer solstice for him?
creamyfilling102 2 years ago
thats why I said "late" ... nah kidding... just didn't think about that one at all...
shezario 2 years ago
Isn't solstice something you put on bunions or something?
Yakovich 2 years ago
Yeah...
shezario 2 years ago
it's also a type of pontiac.....
creamyfilling102 2 years ago
great work as usual yak
AlgaeM00 2 years ago 2
2 kind algae
Yakovich 2 years ago
As always, excellent. Best Wishes over the holidays. You're daughter did an excellent job!
seamoremonster 2 years ago 2
She's a natural I reckon
Yakovich 2 years ago
Jesus is hilarious -- and so g-a-y with that hands-on-hips stance. Proves Pat Condell's point.
I hope that your daughter stays well -- and, yes, it's thanks to the blood donors and medical staff and not a non-existent SkyFiend!
musekiteer 2 years ago 3
Cheers musekiteer
Yakovich 2 years ago
Super funny Yak! Wishing you and your family all the very best for Xmas and the new year! Cheers indeed Sir!
EdMuirton 2 years ago 2
Same to you Ed
Yakovich 2 years ago
LOL @ the jesus on the wall.
koolkat999 2 years ago
This one is just awesome! Good work 5/5
gusto68 2 years ago
Happy Harpooning....
bowlingballout 2 years ago
this was hillarious.
MinnerBren 2 years ago
Excellent as always
drpc7 2 years ago
Wonderful: the crucifix is hilarious
AuntieDiluvian 2 years ago
Crucifixion is always hilarious
Yakovich 2 years ago
Ah, yes. Slaughter in the name of your god. Sounds very Christian or Muslim to me. All seems to have a familiar ring to it.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago 2
The bigger the body count the bigger the religion...
Yakovich 2 years ago
SOOO gonna share this which every person I know this is hilarious!!
punkslilncs 2 years ago
Bless you punkslilncs
Yakovich 2 years ago
Very nice, sir, well done indeed.
Entiox 2 years ago
★★★★★
Katalyzt 2 years ago
how'd you do that?
PureZOOKS 2 years ago
Glad to hear she's doing well, Yak. Merry Slaughtermas.
somegreybloke 2 years ago 2
I'm very proud of her thanks Mike. Merry Christmassacre!
Yakovich 2 years ago
I mean, doesn't the eternal torture of the vast majority of humanity seem an awfully high price to pay for the eternal pleasure of a few. Or am I missing something here?
glazinq 2 years ago
Seems fair if you're on the right team...
Yakovich 2 years ago
Nice to see you back to your old form Yak.
Here's another question for the theologans. If Jesus was sent to "save" us does that mean that before Jesus EVERYONE went to hell? That would hardly be fair. Or was hell only created at the same time Jesus came to save us from it? In which case wouldn't we have been better off as it was before without Jesus or hell.
glazinq 2 years ago
There should be a place that falls in between I reckon...
Yakovich 2 years ago
The place in between heaven and hell might be the real world. Hence the need for reincarnation of Buddhism. When enlightenment is achieved, climb the stairway to heaven.
SmartmanChris 2 years ago
I just read about your daughter on your channel page. I hope she is doing well.
And for the record - in the sacred text Jesus is called a bastard when he returns to Nazareth to preach his first sermon.
CrappyCartoons 2 years ago
It's looking OK, touch wood thanks CC
Yakovich 2 years ago
hehehe, I'm always in trouble for singing myself, such a sad waste of talent.
Regusername 2 years ago
I reckon if Kasey Chambers is allowed to sing in public then we all should be allowed!
Yakovich 2 years ago
Instant classic-
K
kristshun 2 years ago
Cheers K and I don't think I can go to hell for this one as it's all "true"...
Yakovich 2 years ago
Great video Yakovich...
guysjiveroom 2 years ago
AWESOME.
kennybhoy93 2 years ago
love it
dpatti11 2 years ago
Definetly the doctors.
Also,is there an mp3 of the historcly&logical song somewhere to download?
zastonecesda 2 years ago
Amnesty International would only allow me to sing one verse, any more and I would have been up on human rights violations
Yakovich 2 years ago
Definatly thank the hard working doctors and staff at the hospital. Men in the sky had nothing to do with it.
DragonRomer 2 years ago 4
I think you're right...
Yakovich 2 years ago
Yay! I thought wed lost you to Christianity mate, glad to see you are still sane! =)
DragonRomer 2 years ago
Gold.
Textra1 2 years ago