GTA: Vice City: "Pole Possition Club" Asset Completion

[dadu126]

this is the worst mission in gta vc.

[dadu126]

mother fucker mission

[joshrudduck]

what kind of fucking mission is that

[joshrudduck]

lol the badass bikers always get a boner over fat girls

[SMoK177]

Why 300$??? I don't spend even 1 cent...

[TheMrbean97]

109 people thought it was porn

[moham7ad]

yo dowg you spelled position wrong

[DarkIIDNM]

"all night long" yeah

[ChinemayStarToBe]

i rember killing the fat one for bring ugly....

[troti14]

@discotequestyle haha

dont gonna say nothing haha

you are just sad

calling others names so sad

[troti14]

@discotequestyle your momma is a cunt -.-

[deedeed111]

blablablablablablabla *fart* (sorry) ...

[Romualdz69]

IT WAS THAT SIMPLE?! o___o

[troti14]

gta san andreas is older than this game and its better O.O

[NikolaiTheSaint]

@troti14 Vice City was made in 2002 and San Andreas was made in 2004. So no, it's not older than this game. -.-

[HomieG75]

I downloaded the nude mods in the PC version. It also made the bar tender at the night club nude. I fapped to that shit all the time.

[977054]

their dances suck

[guibirinha]

kkkkkkkk zuado!

[LethalFox1]

I cant get it

[TheMikaboshi]

Thats one fatass bitch around 0:30. Mexicans dont get fat asses, they get fat bellies and waists! Dunno about cubans though since its supposed to be in Miami :)

[MrMjrocks4u]

LOL @ 0:26 - 0:31 what kind of dance is that?

[psyco210]

GTA4 gives better dances

[AnthonysChannel2011]

it should be a law for trailer queens to not work in a strip club ewwww

[Deadpool534]

i remember first time i went in there i shot the fat stripper and people tried to kill me so i ran like hell to the vip room lol

[mnzidane]

Damn !!! at 0:58 the girl has a squared ass,.. ewww gross !

[flameofflames]

@mnzidane double ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[yeisonxD1000]

maldita perra jaja demora mucho en cumplir la mision

[Bonified369]

anyone else wonder why he didnt go poastal in this poorly animated strip club?

[happyfeetful]

@Bonified369 the reason why it is poorly animated bcz this is probly the first xbox and it had some of the worst graphics ever !

[Bonified369]

@happyfeetful ....good point....

[gtaresidentflip]

@happyfeetful this is the ps2 version and the game was made at 2002.

[happyfeetful]

@gtaresidentflip oh thanks i have the game for the first xbox and it looked like the same graphics

[nwing2008]

boner at 0:26

[wwedude121]

@nwing2008

lol ewwww

[shoot646]

@nwing2008 she's to fat and ugly

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

@nwing2008 hells yeah son!

[juventinorocks]

300 bucks for a crappy lap dancing, which isn't even considered a lap dancing...WTF?

[jman4208]

@juventinorocks if it was a guy in there idc i would most def pay him 300 bucks black lightskinned tall skinny tight jeans pink or yellow or white beta fuck girls they never gave me any wood any way except for at 7 and 8 i saw girls gone wild and got happy but as i got old that woods went over to guys

[juventinorocks]

@jman4208 Ummmm. Nice to know? See ya

[Lighthouse418]

I liked GTA 4's...

[Cjackmcr7]

shes not sexy

[bluedrago691]

at the end it said boner jones?

[tthomaselli2]

(**FART!!!**.).

"Whoops.; Sorry...".

[tthomaselli2]

Does a message come up automatically after you've spent so much, or, do you have to press 'X', yourself?

[OJmastersz]

lol i didnt know this was possible in vice city

[xxfinisherxx]

this game had the most interesting GTA story

[TheReycoco]

keep repeating 00:25 lol XD

[TheDJCool34]

lol a guy farted

[IAMFILIPINO10]

What's the music for the strip club?

[maxxxsking]

@IAMFILIPINO10

first one:

Mary Jane Girls - All night long

second: Teena Marie - Behind the groove

[FCKAUSERNAMEX23]

IM FINDING THIS REALLY HARD TO FART TO

[rluu1]

Is there a ps2 cheat for 100% done the gta vc game?

[MrMoofinMan]

1:40 He "ACCIDENTALLY" Gets A Private Lap Dance

[Juinor]

LOL i sitll love vice city and san andreas, but wat disappointing me the most is GTA 4..

[syprnc]

lmfaoooo she breaks it down at 1:16

[naynay315ify]

Damn shawty thick as hell lol

[jakboy88]

Honestly,if a stripper did hose moves to me than they wud be pounded

GTA SA graphics 4 private dances are sweet



[88ranced]

when I ran into while I killed the bitch

[MrPennyboy21]

they are always pointy

[XRayCam]

Better be careful...I think that chick had a Di@k

[cjh99master]

Shit, How Fat Are You?? :O 0:26

[1KillaSkrilla1]

Gta 3 , Vice City and San Andreas RULED

[MrHmoobtshiab]

spend 300 fucks

[kaiketsu07]

the fatty butt is bug

[abhimathe690]

well dis misson is not even a misson! u just need 2 wait until u spend 300 bucks!!!

[BrianBarreras]

boner jones hahahahahaha

[abhimathe690]

her buttt!! i saw her buttt!!

[holamrka]

WTF

[Meeperify]

0:26 - It's time for the perculator!

[Juniorheavyman]

Does that unlock "Cap the collector" mission?

[Fraudzter]

@Juniorheavyman you have to complete the sunshine autoshop asset at least one of the list cars, in order to unlock the "cap thecollector" mission.

[Juniorheavyman]

@Fraudzter I did this and got that mission.

[Laufter100]

The gta vc was very nice game but now is a shit

[DeezyChris]

LOL GIVE IT TO ME GIRL

[salysPRO]

wt* is she doing with her hands?

[TheRintintin7]

i came in this room and said : get ready bitch, you're dancing for the whole day :D

[allaturca216]

I love the little jingle that plays when you complete a mission.

[Hitchhikeroftheyear]

the fat stripper is hot

[bran147012]

daaaamm look at them pixels

[gokarter300]

that stunk she wasnt on his lap WASTE OF MONEY

[9Godslayer]

Why were people worried about this game? That wasn't sexy!

[MRirianXD]

this is why i stopped playing vice city and started gta iv. if you didnt notice her but was literaly big squares put together, at least in gta 4 there round lol, and i thik the next gta should be the graphics of gta 4 in san andreas so all the physis and stuff in san andreas, i think that would be awesome cause i loved san andreas

[sora633]

@MRirianXD well vice city IS a ps2 game and it cameout in what 2003?

[MRirianXD]

@sora633 i know i really liked vice city and still do, im not hatin

[MRDisturbed24]

@MRirianXD dude the physics in san andreas were shit

[MRirianXD]

@MRDisturbed24 Noooo like the graphics and physics in gta 4, so pretty much gta 4 in the san andreas map

[96Thompson]

out of all the GTA games, witch one had the best character

[TheTaker301]

@96Thompson san andreas

[Bramborail]

How to open this mission ? I can not find it in the game. Its position is in the enter of map right ? Its the big house I can save the game. Or is it the printers ?

Do I need to complete other thing s to open this mission ? assets and races ?

[bossvlada]

Such a stupid mission. I never found out for that mission!

[Dinglemaniac]

LOL.. 941 thousand people have nothing better to do than watch animated strippers? :P

[Wolfss2]

Tommy was the best character for me.

[miguelvacadas]

Fat girl :S

[MrDanPhi]

I miss Tommy Vercetti

[JASON1217264]

i been so addicted to this game i am calling some people tommy in a middle of a talk.

[lAngelWaWa]

i GOT A BLACK GIRL AS PRIVATE DANCER lol

[irmesia]

OMG! come'on a fat chic! EW!

[denzelman345]

did i hear a fart at 0:35? XD

[TommyDDoom]

@denzelman345 OMG! FART IN GTA? ITS REALLY? HAHA XD

[karlkhani1]

@denzelman345 yes you did :D

[FEDEMON1999]

@denzelman345 rea un pedito de concha xd

[G87W]

@denzelman345 AJSHASHAHSAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mnzidane]

@denzelman345 yeaaa lolll and the guy said sorry hahaa

[MsStefi1234]

@denzelman345 WOW UR RIGHT :D

[syluxerian]

@denzelman345 yes you did

[TRNSFRMRSMAL107]

@denzelman345 yes then someone said 'sorry'

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[Hugorulz10]

so all ya have to do is look at each dancer then get a private dance?

[fiorixF1]

I have a mod to see that girls naked!

[riclongy]

rofl rofl hella funny.

[Trumuzicfan192]

wtf fat chicks?!?!?

[swamp96]

lol 0:28

[mikodood1]

Wait...not to be stupid but how did u get into the Strip Club? I know you have to buy it somehow, but how much does it cost?

[crazyjohn88cp]

@mikodood1 around 60,000

[chrysmania]

300 buck at 0:48 O_o for a crap like that wtf i wont go there

[ShipDeckSurvivor]

I would never pay a bitch 300 bux to just wave her arms around and waddle her ass a litlle ...

[oneleg5]

how come u get 4000 dollars on ur asset i get 3500 only :(

[gramel123]

HAHAHAHA 0:28

[musat123]

im an idiot i didnt no u had to spend 300 i just bought and got pissed cuz there was no missoins

[bisono64]

wheres the sperm on the floor? XDDD

[Rimfire748]

I remeber the first time i came here i pulled out my Chain saw and started chopping up every Whores and strippers and body gaurds down lol XD

[JonJon4563]

@Rimfire748 lmao same here

[apemurderer]

0:37 FART

[JoE12309393]

i remembered i thought it was a racing shop or something from the flags, how very misleading.... OH WELL no harm done :D

[dudeurugly23]

worse strippers and dances i have ever seen and i am 15

[Cockmaneezer]

@dudeurugly23 I think it's the first stripper you've ever seen.

[dudeurugly23]

@Cockmaneezer not really buddy

[dady977]

XD he got a Boner AND JONES OMG

[enamorado218]

yEAHH lolz

[Jennyferrrary]

what is title of the 2. song because i know the first is mary jane girls but what is the 2.?

[YasminKaulitz]

lol player:boner jones 1:33

[ChrisOwnz42]

lol that hoe's ass looks like the cardboard box i live in xD

[SoppyMacWolf]

Are that misson here a side mission?=)

[lordsolidusx]

I remember fapping to this strip club....good times

[chasefilming]

u know ur sad when u jerk to fat animayed chicks

[TheDJmarkus]

wtf



[JackjeC]

0:26 is the best scene .!!!!

[BGDD27]

when i got this one i got the same hooker so i didn't bother watching it. just grabbed and flipped the av button off so i could watch TV while the money went through. unfortunately the game doesn't tell you when you spent the money until after you hit triangle so i spent about 10K before going back.

[sammy88343]

EWWWW THAT FAT GIRL!!!!! 0:26

[XooMeRR]

there's nuthin better than gta 4 ho's and strippers....

[D4chick09]

Dahhbahahaha! she look a mess

[TheSavage169]

Vice City and San Andreas is the best (my opinion)

[MrTobi105]

How do you make the asset complete ?

[Troublesome2008]

@MrTobi105

Spend $300 on the stripper...

[sumadinac92]

Do you people know that when you spend enough money on regular strippers one better detailed in white cowboy outfit will unlock...check on gtawikia.

[jethrotazE06]

@sumadinac92 what?

[deleon650]

dam she was fat and ugly.

[Mrtristian9]

lol at the fat one just looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[killerslayer543]

DUDE LOOK AT THOSE HUGE TRIANGLES!

[deathvision2]

lmfao chubby chasers

[lilemokidfailures]

LMFAO!! thats fucking sad.

[mrbeertruck1]

shake that FAT booty

[monkeylovergal1]

EWWW 0:26 Honey get off that table be4 u break it! XD

[HectoRo97]

the dances on the striptease clubs in gta,on the time of the games the striptease dances are so much sexys

[MrEaman12]

Can you asset in printwork or Kauffman cabs or ice cream place

[ResidentEvilDeadAim]

how long does it take to finish the dance iv been waiting for 20 min

[letmeatem3]

wow 300 bucks on a crappy dance

[dyn4mic87]

tits or gtfo

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[dfpuma92]

classic ! GTA classics are the best :D

[whyFreezer]

GTA 4 has better girls!

[MisterWhat]

@whyFreezer

GTA 4 wasen`t made in 2002.

[LuisTheWiser]

nice "pixelated" butt lol

[DrowningHEX2]

Who the hell's is in a strip club at 12 in the afternoon?

[YagamiRaitosan]

Vicy City would go down as one of the best games in history if you could do things you could in GTA: SA, such as buying food, working out, girlfriends, etc. Damn this game is boring after a while the map is so small.

[MisterWhat]

@YagamiRaitosan

Heck, but you wouln`t be saying that when it came out. Was twice as big as Liberty in III and had a shitload of more things to do. Its easy to miss the stuff that comes after, when it comes after.

Vice City Stories, featured more stuff ala Andreas, for example.

[flazzgta2]

@YagamiRaitosan Vice City already IS marked down as one of the greatest games of all time and is even considered THE best by many, dumbass.

[YagamiRaitosan]

@flazzgta2 Greatest of all time not best. Considered by many not all. And calm your shit buddy no need to go flaming people you don't know.

[clubpenguindude45]

do u do this becouse this is the closest thing u will ever get to sex

[fatansassy911]

@clubpenguindude45 this coming from 'clubpenguin dude'

[clubpenguindude45]

@fatansassy911 haha lol i dont know this is the closest thing i could think off lol, i wish i could change it

[CaPriKorNiuShArK]

Nice poligonal ass ^^ XD

[CaptainP00face]

I didn't knew this was possible.. Probably because i never played missions and never really got far in the game.

[makihabba]

listen 0:35 she fart

[14fatboy1821]

i love how you went to a STRIP CLUB and it says at the end that the players name is BONER XD

[xxtekimxx]

lol