Dimitri the stud

[TheEnglishRedRose]

Thank you Mr T and World's Craziest Fools for telling me about this!!

Crikey . . . what are the odds this guy has either changed his name or run away to South America?

[ldog2010]

This is what happens when a guy buys one of those PUA "how to get women" books.

[FormerlyKnownAsShun]

Mike the investment banker and this dude dimitri should hang out and creep on women together lmao. God this makes for comedic gold, suprised larry david hasn't wrote something with a character like this.

[thomasfokas]

this is still funny and creepy years after

[khalidax]

jeezus

[billieeeee12567]

the worlds craziest fools sent me here.

[execbum1]

Wow, that is one disturbing message. If I was Olga I'd be shitting my pants and handing this tape to the police.

[hamolina]

I wanna see Olga... how classy is she?

[metalocalypse301]

lol i bet he's trolling...this is too much

[PfhUkJiu101]

Has anyone ever found the guy?

[DJonX7]

VOOT ZE FOOK???????????

[Neurolanis]

You just know that he waited by the phone for days and was probably crying by the end, started drinking red wine and then knifed up his couch with a machete.

[dragongirl0528]

Really? How rude and needy can you be? That's probably why she didn't call you. It's not that difficult to recognize the signs of dependent personality disorder...look that up, creeper.

[Komodoensis]

Haven't watched this in a while... still blows me away. I can't believe this hasn't hit a million views yet. Nutbaggus Majoris.

[liennto]

@BuzzzzBait dude. she gave him her card. he called her for the first time, and left THIS message. listen to the guy, he's obviously a complete creep with some crazy supremacy issues, and probably dangerous. if you want to make sure that a woman never calls you back when you leave your FIRST message in her voicemail, say what he's saying here. if you dont see what the problem is, you're going to be very lonely in this life. good luck.

[liennto]

@BuzzzzBait dude. she gave him her card. he called her for the first time, and left THIS message. listen to the guy, he's obviously a complete creep with some crazy supremacy issues, and probably dangerous. if you want to make sure that a woman never calls you back when you leave your FIRST message in her voicemail, say what he's saying here. if you dont see what the problem is, you're going to be very lonely in this life. good luck.

[Spotlight9024]

how much of a stud can you be if you get this worked up over a girl you met once not calling you back?

[Bowenwww]

This guy has to be trolling. I fucking hope for the future of all mankind that he is.

[nonearthlychildren]

Check out the videos Labyrinth of the Psychopath by Thomas Sheridan who wrote the brilliant book Puzzling People. Explains perfectly how Dimitri functions and how we deal with these insane predators.

[Xdeser1]

.....And suddenly I dont feel bad for myself anymore

[Mannypacquia0]

what a goddamn creep

[Senad]

HOLLY S*#%T!!! My friend told me to watch this if I want a good laugh, but I'm not laughing, I'm afraid, and I'm a guy.

[Fjerid]

All thumps up knarfMD so dimitri can get what he earns!

[Ex43Pro]

this is a better voicemail

[globalchaos1984]

This is Dimitri, when is the romance going to happen?

[explodingplant2]

She didn't call me after I left a message that I am interested in intercourse? It must be that her mother has cancer.

[canuckforabuck]

SF Marina District? Who are you kidding? This happened in Toronto a few years ago- everyone in the Greektown Toronto area knows these two (Olga and Dimitri). The number Dimitri leaves is a 416 area code - TORONTO. Nice try saying this was your friend!!! Ahahaha

[Hellblazer311]

I would REALLY like to see what this guy looks like.

[lewiscifer999]

Gotta love how he automatically assumes that she was abused or her mother has cancer, instead of thinking that she's not interested!

[nycbrian]

Wow, I cringed all the way through it. I would love to talk to this guy for about 10 minutes.

[Kemendil]

He sounds like someone who does the creep! :D

[LonelyiTaishaao763]

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[muhaaaxp]

what a complete dick

[happycappy723]

Yeah dude, she didn't call you because she was abused as a child... what a weird assumption...

[bigfriendlygiant2]

@happycappy723

Well he did mention he was a catch, maybe it's just her being passive agressive hahaha

[LqIchor]

FFS

[shannonerdelyi]

I want the transcript

[likepolarity]

Thank god someone posted this without horrible edits. Cheers, man.

[qash555]

what a nob!

[Counseloration]

Poor Olga :(

That must have been really scary.

[laurafrattasi]

hahhahahha,,,, you are a physcopathic study case

[laurafrattasi]

hahhahahha,,,, you are a physcopathic study case

[JoeyBagODonuts612]

This guy: Dildo

[spastic505]

the guy at 0:26 is ridiculously hot...i can tell he's one of those russian guys who have asian in them...what a sexy mix...send him my way

[jbaitken008]

1 word: CREEP

[allrightguy89]

This isn't real. It's the youtube version of Andy Kaufman wrestling women.

[SPAZZ134]

@allrightguy89 you're a fucking idiot.

[allrightguy89]

@SPAZZ134 No, I'm actually very smart. And if you're a woman, I'll wrestle you.

[kateslee]

this guy reminds me of gaston from beauty and the beast...."thank you for coming to my wedding....first i have to go and propose to the girl".  hha ha ha

[284436]

I'm pretty sure this is the guy who tried to rape Antoine Dodson's sister

[sneakykebab]

@284436 ahahahahahaha!!!! Excellent my friend!

[boxingGARDEN]

@284436

Weeeeeeeeeeeelllll obviousllly.

[LDG10k]

You might want to watch out for this one. Make sure you don't touch him, he'll explode violently on contact with humans. He's a real creeper.

[LDG10k]

The whole 'passive aggressive' thing made me lol so hard. Oh, the hypocrisy.

[MrRamirez951]

Shit lol

[AutoTunedSoul]

This is viral marketing for a movie called "Dimitri the Lover". In the sense that you mean it, it is not "legit".

[lavishlyDecorated]

So, did she call him?

[Marianne420]

Thank you for making this video. I laughed so hard aat the pictures. This always makes me laugh

[starfaery]

He's in jail now? The guy is delusional.

[starfaery]

I like the way he was very stern in his voice about being greek.

[boscoesarmy]

It's as disturbing as it is funny. The guys a really lonely, sad character.

[Legendzzz007]

Oh come on...there is no way this could be real. If it is real, then this guy has some serious mental health issues and; stating the obvious here I know. I still can't believe this is real...wow.

[djvladibumaye]

@Legendzzz007

BUT didnt you hear he is one of the guys who have nothing wrong with him Hahahaaa!!

[southcanada]

@vlmspecs....416 is a Toronto area code

[potmonkey28]

did she call him?!?!?!??!

[ajagirl14]

what is this?.

[bluesunkisst]

you know what would be hilarious?? if it wasn't the number of the girl he met. if she handed him someone else's business card.

what a creep...

[kal373]

The fact that this guy is an actual human being, is perhaps one of the saddest things in the world. I can't help wonder however how he's survived this long.

This certainly not an isolated incident unless Olga induced an aneurysm, so how hasn't anyone snapped yet.

I just died a little inside.

[Micaela007040]

all i have to say is WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[LordLegless]

I think the best part is just his voice. He could say anything in that voice and it would be deeply hilarious.

[dinosaurjr420]

when he said 'i'm greek' that's where I would have hit the delete button

[IVIrIVIagic]

lolololololololol

[sohosharky]

LMAO ... lord have mercy! - LOL

[franesBlamescheezytv]

this guy is a complete "catch"? hahahhaa

[ONEHENDRIX]

This dudes hilarious.

[lakersgurl16]

Olga do yourself a favor and get a restraining order. Please.

[TheCyclomethicone]

Over 9000 women approach me everyday and your mother has probably cancer HURR

[pobiliusz]

Indeed, Javier Bardem could be the horrible thing that happen in the life...

[Marianne420]

I love the pics to this voicemail, big LOL for those

[69signup]

Dimitri is greek not russian stupid idiot american

[Darkcrazedlunatic]

OMG wtf hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[zacharydylanpeters]

ur weird

[flyingtorpedo]

This dude has crazy psychological issues....this guy leaves a 4 minute message and ends it with "don't call me" WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashtraygirl420420]

so the dude is from Toronto? 416 is the TO area code.

that would explain the douchiness, for sure!

[prismasstoraordbok]

woow this guy is really creepy!

totally trying to control her, and just being an ass..

[macenaries]

that's quite a story you made up in the description... this guys from toronto. when he gives his number he says 416 which is the area code for toronto... not san francisco.

[MarbleTabby]

As if......

I am sure that someone has said this before, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!!!1

[Luckilius]

These messages are dripping with desperation. Any so-called "pick up artist" worth his salt knows that desperation, in any form, repels women worse than leprosy. Any time you leave a voice mail for a girl you don't know very well, it should be like 20 seconds at max--e.g., "Hey what's up, this is James, just calling to see what you're up to. Anyway, I'll try back another time! *click*."

In other words, this guy is a terrible pick up artist. One of the worst I've ever heard.

[hermotsura]

if he's really that bad, he wouldn't have six-seven women approach him every day :D :D :D

[guiltykittywitty]

Riot

[Wyndrax]

To be honest, I'd like to have half the self-confidence this guy has.

[EvilSquirrelPictures]

hahahaha

[greenyawgmoth]

This guy repeats the same 3 phrases like 50 times. I'd almost feel bad for him if he weren't such a tool. Protip: if you have to tell people there's nothing wrong with you, there is. His broken pop psych makes me want to fucking stab him to death, though.

[jtothe100]

sounds like he's reading a script. He probably left this message on 100 answering machines.

[rich1299yt]

His real name is James Sears and he lost his Dr license because he sexually assaulted 2 patients though there were many more complaints about his sexual impropriety by other patients. He has a long history of psychological problems himself besides being a convicted sexual predator, and yes its true he runs a service teaching men how to pick up women and there is a film being developed about him.

[skipstah70]

dmitri the douchebag.... you go girl!!!

[popmiggy]

this guy is the same guy from the pick up artist ;) same douche bag!

[hulduabbi]

This guy cant be for real? can he?? What if she had an accident? came home a month later and hearing dimitri calling her a pedo victim and a nutcase, that does not make the points go high in her book :)

[underworldworms]

wanker lmao

[ondraytario]

is this guy from toronto?!  I think I've heard about him before

[LenaOxygenThief]

It's Luke, midnightcologne lol

[tutifrutiism]

OMG!!! My ex has changed his name from RAY to DIMITRI!!!!!......

[JoeyBagODonuts612]

@tutifrutiism Hmm, I wonder why...

[KnarfMD]

Dmiitri is often seen in Kensington Market in Toronto Ont Canada, please feel free to warn women about him & throw rotten fruit or vegetables at him because he is a DOUCHE! Thank you & have a great day :)

[ShanieSuperBoy]

why does everyone seem so shocked by his message.

i always pick up girls like this and 60% of the time it works all the time.

im pretty sure girls like being harassed like that.

[psychbitchfest10]

@ShanieSuperBoy

I guess you must bully them...

[ShanieSuperBoy]

@psychbitchfest10

no asshole,i was just messing.

i dont think anyone should do what that dickhead did.its not cool.

[ontologica]

hahahahahah. I know I get wet when strange men leave me charming messages like this one.

[delucia1979]

oh...my...god... i LOVE this guy!! lol

[Celebor]

xD !

[sebace]

that guy is a complete LOSER hahahah

[LifeThroughTheFog]

The funniest part? This guy is a dating coach. No bullshit look him up.

[AkiraParodyOfficial]

Dude I hope the guy wasn't serious.

It's nearly worse than that scene from Swingers lol

[billbob654321]

nothing wrong with his phone call.

[AkiraParodyOfficial]

I hope you're joking.....

[billbob654321]

No im serious

[shashslash]

Just kind of makes me want to jump through the phone & beat the shit out of him!!!

[Greece112]

this guy has psychological issues...this is why things are the way they are

[JonathanSwifty]

Either this guy has enormous ego or he's insecure trying to act like nothing he is. Anyways, it is kind of funny and kind of sad at the same time.

[Laurencia7]

LOL single really? surprised.

[Laurencia7]

why in the hell did she give out her own number?

[ndntwn]

FAIL!!! FAIL TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT!!!

[G91292]

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[nilufarkhon]

Passive agressive.... actually, you should look this up....OMFG

[KBDB91]

guys...

you better start taking notes :D

[Bellabeeme1]

ahahhahaha OMFG

[farahkhanum]

Complete catch ???????

[abm10399]

LOL - he is how it is going to work.

[LPchic97]

xD the funny thing about this possibly imaginary person is that there are actually creepy, self-absorbed, FREAK!s like this is the world. when i saw this i laughed my ass off. who would want to date this creeper?!

[Merrybeans420]

wow this is creepy and weird. who would want to date this guy? i don't even want to listen to him talk let alone date him. eeeeew.

[Clairekberry]

A greek guy named Dimitri... oh suuuuure...

[DaggerThroatFuck]

Dimitri is of greek origin. Look it up.

Another form of Demetrius.

[spankysteez]

i'm greek, my names Dimitri.

[Clairekberry]

ok, sorry then

[brownie2323]

"believe it or not.. i'm as complete CATCH.."

LOLLLLL

[andrewtress]

there is not enough room on the internet to describe how much of a douche bag john 'dimitry the lover' sears is

[passamaquady]

its kenny vs spenny dummies!

plus its a 416 area code, which is toronto

[misseptember]

what a fuckiung retard.

[colleenthedream80]

These voicemails are FAKE VIRAL MARKETING for a Hollywood documentary about sick twisted vile misogynistic seduction guru "Dimitri The Lover". You are all being fooled by producer Brad Goodman, who worked on Borat and Bruno. If you don't believe me, go to Dimitri The Lover's web site and click on the TWITTER link and read his Tweets. This man should be castrated!

[BlakeTahoe]

@colleenthedream80 actually me personally im not too sure, i just read his wikipedia page and it sounds legit psycho and so long talking about how great he is if you were to print it out im pretty sure the rain forest would cry...but again,thats just me

[avladl]

The accent is American and sounds like the voice of a 35 year old. Oh yea, and he mentions he's Greek so yea it's so dumb that the pics are of Russians? Pay attention.

[UncleStumpy]

actually it's you who is the one that should be paying attention. the pictures aren't of him...that author is mocking "Dmitri". Listen to what he says, and pay attention to what's on the screen as he says it...

[avladl]

Yea except the guy in the vid is Russian. I get that he's mocking. But the guy in the convo says he's Greek. So the vid should match the ethnicity. Don't reply with another comment. I wasn't looking for one. It was merely an accurate observation on my part and boredom to even bother and reply on yours.

[UncleStumpy]

I could give a flying fuck if you want me to reply....congratulations on your accurate post! your family must be so proud

[vlmspecs4]

i made it in like 10 minutes with google image search at work so get over it. over half a million people liked it.

[AleksandarKospenda]

@vlmspecs4 wrong 769 liked it , 41 didnt

[hairyguyinbellflower]

@vlmspecs4 ... he said, he didn't want a reply with another comment, and that he wasn't looking for one. so just loose his screen name, if you don't respond by wednesday

[stormydaykids]

@vlmspecs4 actually only 877 liked it..you're thinking of the views, thought i'd point that out

[UncleStumpy]

but I was confused the first time I've watched it as well....

[funforalgernon]

If 416 is an area code, that's a Toronto number. Also, he seems to have a Canadian accent.

[UncleStumpy]

lol what a tool. Nothing wrong with him except he's completely clueless.

[CALAdmin88]

Damn, he's smooth.

[slackdave]

0:33 .. one of the better pics.

[626cruz]

fucking hell! i'd change my number & move house!

[SonnyDelight69]

It's creeps like these that are the cause of the bitchy attitude that 99.9% of Toronto women have.

[vIKTORIAxo]

lol i want to see what this guy looks like

[53v3N7]

It seems like the message goes on a bit too long... Quite a bit creepy? Guess it all comes down to the rapport level built.

[Demogorgo]

he's gay

[colleenthedream80]

Unforunately, these sick, twisted voicemails have been CONFIRMED to be a VIRAL MARKETING HOAX for a documentary about Dimitri The Lover by some of the people that worked on Borat. Just Google it!

What's EVEN SICKER is his brand new Twitter account. He jokes about anal rape, sluts, etc. If you go to the twitter web site then add /dimitrithelover after the url, you will see why I consider this misogynist TORONTO PUBLIC ENEMY #1

[VNVNation2006]

How do you know the Twitter account is even connected to this guy, or whoever made Borat? ANYONE can make a social networking site and claim it to be someone else's. People don't think enough about that.

[aldfjak]

working on a movie script lol

[ethandarkseid]

Damn, I'm all for taking the "high road" when a female turns me down (which is quite often) but the best approach is to *MOVE ON* and leave the woman ALONE. This ass-clown is spooky.

[kakudevon]

Wow, this guy really knows how to charm a girl.

Let's see...

1.) Brag about every possible aspect of yourself.

2.) Question lack of interest with insinuating child trauma/mental disorders

3.) ????

4.) Profit!

I bet that works for him everytime!

[tigermunky]

jeez, this guy is a freak.

[LuunnaGaia]

what a CHARMER

[smartie0317]

Don't know if it's real or fake, but love the American Pyscho images. Doubt he looks as Bale, but he's probably as crazy. I love how he's all tell me if there's something wrong with you. If Olga is crazy, I doubt she knows it.

[rubylovesmcfly]

i love how he stresses that there is "NOTHING" wrong with him. lol

Poor guy

[mufc187]

"i'm very particular, so i'm giving you an opportunity here.." lol

[slvrmsngr]

OMG!! The cat at 1:13 is MY CAT!

My brother took that picture like 3 years ago and I uploaded it to lolcats like a few months ago.

Sadly, he is no longer with us :(