RVB Christmas

[DrMalHarkness]

I know what Tucker gave Church. It was a scope that'll help him aim. It'll show where he should shoot. Church installed it backwards. That's why he still can't aim.

[Schabonher]

whisper whisper whisper and he used to be a chick to whisper whsiper noooooooooooooooo

[lolly071461]

BLUE SANTA!!!! XD

[animation508]

church whispered at one point "yeah he used to be a jew too"

[thesmart358]

Corporal Dick Goesinya

[monkeystrudel11]

I WANT SMOAL!!!!!

[DrMalHarkness]

@monkeystrudel11 ME TOO!! I'll send you some if you send me some! :)

[blablabla15243]

what are you lookin at?

[Bonegeras]

and he used to be a chick. lol

[KilleTheHedgehog8492]

ahh i love smoll...

[sillygrl23]

I love the part where he "spills the beans" about Santa Clause HAHAHAAHA!

[GamerLifeTV]

What?! How does it make smoke without heat?

Fuck if I know, ask the fine makers of smoal.

XD wow I love RVB...I miss the classic Blood Gultch episodes...Good times...I'll miss it.

[Chiorsinga4]

"maybe its better that church isnt here.."

"yep, christmas is the one day of the year you shouldnt miss church" LMAO i love Red vs. Blue

[Piolet231]

@Chiorsinga4 Church: "AH FORGET IT DOUCHE BAGS!  YOU'RE ALL STILL GETTING LUMPS OF SMOLL!"

[Chiorsinga4]

@Piolet231 "Ah Crap..." never mess with Church or you'll end up with lumps of smoll in your smockings (Knock off stockings... they're obviously too much for him to pay for.) :) Merry Christmas! / Happy Chanukah(?) I think thats how you spell it. lol. not really sure

[kingofdude]

lolz at 1:23

[jugadoresantos]

"its signed 'korporal dick-goes-in-ya'.. wait a minute, 'corporal isn't spelled with a k!!"

[ebbctv]

lol

[WinterBloomFire]

Turkey?

[FuturamaFreak3000]

"now you got just one ho!" "i wish i had just one -" "oh shut the f**k up tucker" "what? that was gonna be funny!"

ROFLCOPTERRRRRR

[blackbartroberts15]

lololololololololololololol im sry don't let me interrupt your fancy dying talk now DIE!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOROFLZXQCWKLY

[LarrySTalbot]

church lives

[secter07]

at 3:54 you can see a Christmas tree and a Star of David shot into the tree

[cheddarchazzz]

*whisper*he used to be a girl

hehe

[bazookamonkey]

im puttin smoal on my list

[hobojoe0858]

Sarge:

Wait a minute theres no k in corporal!

lmao

[DanTheManCalter]

Every year I talk about giving people lumps of smoal, but they don't watch RVB, so the joke is lost...

[pyrolord505]

holy shit blue santa!

where?

[TWOHEADEDOGRE]

COOL

[TehOneDoc]

1:09 to 1:13 ...HOW THE HELL DID CHURCH SNIPE THAT?is anyone else scared?

[Exodurge]

Don't forget he managed to snipe Simmons in the head on episode 100.

[wolf1395]

yea but he missed every time but 1m time and that was simmons

[primal2020]

donut's special "eggnog"

sarge-no donut,for the lat time i dont want to know what the secret ingrediant is!

[shadeslayer1988]

korporal Dick Goesinya

[MasterCheif248]

church has always been my favorite character. he's one of the funniest in the series. plus the fact that he's awesome.

[ELxSQUISHY]

same here church is that shit

[daiselol]

all the characters own in this series

[parkourkid15]

korprol dicks inya

[parkourkid15]

smoal haha

[spyderweb360]

church is an asshole.reminds me when the internet were they were fighting echother.

[enterprise5]

CHURCH IS THE BEST!

[Captain192]

"Wait a second, Corporal isn't spelled with a K!" lol

[Gemlin300]

Lol that is pure RvB hilarity thank you Roosterteeth!

[xxxCosmoxx]

smoal...lmfao

[MaverickSkatesLJ]

i used to just think church was ok, but he just gets better and better

[DoomDragon2000]

Lol "Hey you really want a poney i got something i can put down you're throat.....what are you looking at?"

[superpowerednoob]

lmao smaol

[KandyKrazed]

Smoal tastes funny...

[sryimanoob]

smoal lol

[FATMAN0014]

funny

[Armidilloman]

Merry Christmas Everybody....oh wait its July

[iluvalex666]

LMFAO i luv RVB its hilarius. Corporal Dickgoesinya lmfao i was dieing. and the ho part was funny too

[AmericanSonicfan]

You mean Korporal. lol

[rem12x870]

holy crap blue santa

[jessielee10210]

XD 2:15 - 2:22 :P

[ddesmoker]

lol when he was whispering about santa he was like "once he was a chick"

[ntank232]

its not ho ho ho its ho ho now u have one ho

i what i shut the fuck up tuker

[cocowilker]

your all getting smoal!!!

[TF2Martyred]

How did Church manage to hit the ornament? He's horrible at aiming.

[Hawkeye12119]

@TF2Martyred because he was aiming at griff's head

[insidejokesarelame]

@TF2Martyred he was probably aiming at them

[spartan117even]

it's like 5 bucks a ton

[swissmissnot]

lol

[TaiMaiSht]

lol smoal

[couldntthinkofone12]

korprel dickgoesinya

[Wolfezth]

Church = Win.

Haha, Reds, now it's Ho ho!

Haha, reds, now you just got one ho!

I wish I had one--

Shut the fuck up Tucker.

It was gonna be funny!

[Spambank9992]

corporal isn't spelled with a "k" LOL

[Sjs27]

church is like me

[OneWithTheNight]

FUCK no! You know how much coal costs!? Like 5 bucks a ton! I'm not spending that much on you losers!

[TheHammar117]

lol, christmas is the one day of the year you shouldnt miss church :D

[HLSpectboose]

holy shit!! BLUE Santa!!

[Bunstick2]

"I wish i had just one-"

"oh shut the fuck up tucker!"

awesome!

[IC3MOKA]

smoal.lol

[HowUrMamaWeWentOut]

Church is fuckin awesome

[Duenas411]

SMOLE!!!!!!

[tristinsane]

I got something to put down your throat. That'll make you a little hoarse...

ROFL

[ksithlord]

lol church is so cheep

[psychicfiredemoness]

Damn, Church is an asshole.

[nikkilodian327]

wait a second! corporal isnt spelled with a k!

[nikkilodian327]

wait a second! corporal isnt spelled with a k!

[halopro9995]

duznt load

[jshell5]

Holy shit blue santa! Where?

[seahwksarah37]

good stuff

[halopunk020]

now you have just one ho!

i wish i had one h-

tucker shut up!

[Lionsfan1467]

What?! That was going to be funny!

[MattK1221]

lool, Coporal Dickgoesinya

[mikeV37]

No, Korporal  Dickgoesinya

[9IIturbo]

5$ a ton

[halopunk020]

hahaha korprol dick goesinya

[nazgulp35]

"and he used to be a chic!" lol this guy are awesome!

[Freddyzcomin4u]

"You gave me a catalog with stuff circled in it"

"nope, don't remember"

[Freddyzcomin4u]

"Forget it douchebags, your all still getting lumps of smole!"

ROFL

[laughsalotdao]

"I got something I can stick down your throat, that'll make you a little hoarse."

XD OWNED!

[Phenix51432]

Hell no im not giving u a lumb of coal u know how much money that is? its lik 5 bucks a ton

[astrotoadp6]

rofl smole!

[GeorgiaDevil666]

-Now you got just one ho!

-I wish I had one---

-Shut up, Tucker!

[Grif42]

lol 5$ a ton

[dustin1993]

HOLY SHIIT BLUE SANTA!!!!!

[saskekun101]

@dustin1993 i thought it was red santa lol

[1nsane88]

wait a second, corporal isn't spelled with a K!

[KidMindfreak]

how the hell should i know? ask the fine makers of shmoal

[Dethenger]

"Perfect? That looks like crap! Half of the lights are burned out!"

"I meant perfect by our standards."

[alexei007]

Poor Caboose :(

[Wierdperson31]

Forget it you douchebags! You're still all getting lumps of Smoal!

[Autobot71Ironhide]

lol 01:50

[kendomon1]

i loved that part!

[grayex]

lol that was funny

[someguynamedlogan]

someone should send korpral dickgozinya a lump of smole

[pbrulezz]

i think theres something u should no whisper whisper whisper and he used to b a chick NOOOOO!!!! lmao

[aznninjaknight]

Church: looks like you only got one ho!

Tucker:i wish i had a ho...

Church: oh shut the fuck up Tucker!

[ChikaBerry]

HOLY SHIT,BLUE SANTA!!

[samusofaether]

XD korpral dickgozinya

[alexandria63]

Lol, I love Church! He's so freakin' funny/awesome.

[CaptRapticon]

Church is such an asshole.....but he's an awesome asshole!

[itachi11022]

i have some smoal ill be sellin it on ebay

[neilcaraher]

that "smoal" thing is fucking hilarious!

[Drbob7777]

lmao im asking santa for a pony and a cowboy,

lawl only caboose

[fullmetal426]

hey caboose, i need to tell you something about santa. *wisper wisper* no!

church: yea, used to be a chick dude.

caboose: nooooooooooo

[neilcaraher]

"NOW YA JUST GOT 1 HO!" "... i wish i just had 1 - OH SHUT THE FUCK UP TUCKER!"

i am in pain with the laughter!

[Namikaze1]

Holy Shit Blue Santa

[Thornftw2]

I wish I had just one--

Oh shut the fuck up, Tucker!

What?? That was gonna be funny!

[Animatedsnake]

What a second corporal isn't spelled with a k!

oh my god so funny

[2nd1fromdaleft]

i wonder y church hates christmas...

[DragonKingIII]

Maybe he got lots of coal

[haircaptian11]

under the armor hes scrogge

[marder10162]

let me guess, everybody's getting a lump of coal? fuck no! do u know how much coal costs? its like 5 bucks a ton!

[Nik565]

Church:Tucker Christmas is the time when we should al-holy shit blue Santa!

[Rikkuluvs]

Caboose is my homie

[BLARG25]

FUCK U ALL UR ALL GETING SMOL

[mrkillerfun]

"whisper whisper whisper... yeah and he used to be a chick to..."

[phantomofwar]

"noooooo!!!!!!" lol

[DragonKingIII]

HAY IF YOU WANT A PONY I GOT SOMETHING THAT I CAN SHOVE DOWN YOUR THROUT THAT'LL MAKE YOU A LITTLE HORSE!! .... What are you looking at.

[Free0wnz]

lol except when u brun it it doesnt give off heat it just gives off smoke

[Kaento]

How the hell does it do that without heat?

[guitarguy4996]

I don't know, ask the makers of smol.

[geesesaymoo]

magic

[Berrychan1]

Now you have one hoe...I wish I had 1 hoe

OH MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[2prude]

korpal dick gose in you

[runeboyz7]

Korpral cock goz in ya

[moosic4eva]

Church is the best of all of them

[RoboChickin]

church is a bitch! i like caboose or sarge.

[iplayhalo9]

shmold! lol thats hillarious

[cubbies154]

lol smoal

[tinyassjbs]

lol! santa used to be a chick!?

[Linkmask77]

Did he say 'And it used to be a chicken' while he was whispering?

[tensuzanpakto]

no he said "and he used to be a chick"

[RandomPerson762]

What team is Sarge, Donut and those other guys on? Red or Blue?

[GiVEinGGrAce]

red

[tacticalsquadron]

Overall team breakdown:

Red: Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Donut

Blue: Church, Tucker, Caboose

[karnewarrior]

random:doc, o'mally, tex

[JTCowner]

I hope santa doesnt get me smole for Cristmas...

[aerisissocool]

LOL SMOLD!

[c1rcask8erk1d]

lmfao great vid

[bananjoss]

haha great :D

[Azureflamefox]

please send me smoal i got someone i need to give it to hehehe take that stupid sis

[camo234]

ah crap

[DeathsGaze]

"I wish I just had one--" "Shut the fuck up Tucker."

Classic lol.

[E100Omega123]

"Yeah, you should be thinking about people less fortunate then you, and that makes you feel better. Becuase those suckers are chumps!And who wants to be a chump?"

[anbucaptain]

cuz church is not a steady dude...hes either really bad at shooting..which is like almost always...but occassionally he can pull off some good shots.

[Darthgrievous13]

Like in Episode 100. In one of the endings when all the characters die and all of their last words are "SON OF A BITCH"!

I'm serious, they scream that as they die.

[PinkPunkF]

Haha. That was hilarious.

Every single one of them: SON OF A BITCH!!!

[DMastaGangsta]

how are they supposed to know when christmas is. and how are they getting all that stuf.

[DMastaGangsta]

i thought church was a bad shooter. if he cant shoot a body how can he shoot an ornament the size of one head

[HakoroAKAgaarasgirl]

that is a VERY good question

[karnewarrior]

that hustler

[DMastaGangsta]

church is cool. he not giving anyone anyhting and told tuck to get him something probably expensive. wonder what it is.

[Corruo]

"Whisper whisper whisper yeah he used to be a chick too whisper whisper"

[Rayza09]

look a blue santa

[skullkid84]

im not gana cop it what now turky

[Xboxmaster50]

hahahahahah shmole. i guess church does not have the christmas spirit

[MysticYugi02]

"Christmas is the one time of the year you should never miss Church"

priceless

[sk8rgirl48]

You set us a budget between 300 and 350! I luv Church!

[gotja]

how the fuck do i know as the people of smoal

[Moleman123456789]

SMOAL! HA HA! THAT WAS AWSOME

[guildmasteraq]

Funny lol!

[cooliomon78]

cut that out ass hole! lol I luv rvb

[ThePuppeter]

i wish i had just one

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP TUCKER

what that was gonna be funny