The Departed- Fu king Short Version

[uzemakistyle]

I find this easy to masturbate to...verbal p0rn for the win!

[diemos45]

I Fuckin love this movie!!!

[Fanofcartoons1994]

Why do the remakes always have much more swearing than the original version? (E.g. Scarface, Assault on Precinct 13, The Departed (Infernal Affairs) and The Taking of Pelham 123)

[HENRIQUEGODFATHER]

this is the entire movie

[EliteMagnifique1]

@HENRIQUEGODFATHER Have you even watched it fully?

[degree7]

Fuckfuckingfuckinfuckffuckinfu­ckinfuckinFUCKfuck-fuck-fcuk-f­uckinfuckinFuckingFuck Cunt fuckfuckfuckin'fuckingFack

[Fanofcartoons1994]

It seems to me like this movie is the combination of State Of Grace and Training Day together.

[shezyheys]

is fun hear the word fucking so many times

[kachunwong628]

lets make a 10 hours video on this

[MrTorontoPolice]

Clean Movie!

[456Torchwood]

Anyone else swear nearly every second word after watching this movie? My friend and I worked out that the side effects usually last 2 days after watching the film.

[harlequin75]

Sheeiiiit..you should've said spoiler alert.

[miafan89]

The best fucking movie.

[moemoney012]

lmao its like i just watched the entire movie in 2 minutes

[marceltion]

its like bush said... we r living in the times of the fuckationatisms

[hans1538]

This was based on a Chinese movie? I wonder how you say fuck in Chinese

[earthlingmike1]

Actually it was originally a Chinese movie, "Internal Affairs."

[chickenshing]

@earthlingmike1

it should be "Infernal Affairs"

"Internal Affairs" is another movie

[AthreeP]

Does anyone else here pumpkin?

[GoodieZero4]

I like the "whisper" fucks 1:14 - 1:19

[elgoadie]

They didn't say 'fuck' enough in this film!

[circulodesvicioso]

fuck!!!



[Roarlover34]

written by William Monahan...fuck

[bbz232]

Fackin

[HeathBrotherz]

maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself!

[nklin6]

this is music to my ears

[TheOddUrbanRiot]

1:56 for headphone fucks! Love it!

[Harv599]

LOLA !!!!!!!!!! @:)

[COCOPUFF093]

that was fuckin' great!

[Jertifa]

Keep pressing 6 for the funniest fukin

[iShavedYesterday]

Between 1:59 and 2:01, it looks like they're fucking each other!

[alan133]

FUCK!

[iforgot87871]

lol he went in and argued with the therapist by exchanging fucks and then just left haha

[RonaldReagan7]

you cant help but just start to crack up after a few minutes of this hahahahaha

[dbyrnerulz]

for a short version this is pretty fucking long

[anonimissy]

It's spelled "Whet" your appetite, you fuckin' fuck.

I got 2 words 4 U: Learn 2 fuckin' type. J.K.

[dganonymous23]

Fuck the Fucking Fuckers..

[Musiclovur323]

what a fucking great movie

[marceltion]

fuck the fuckers in the fucking fuck.......

[BuckJLastard]

Wow, this video is still going strong, really wish I remembered my password, stupid Ethan, stupid.

[feljaj]

they should autotune this video into a song lol x

[skuterixas91]

23 modtherfuckin fuckers are gonna get fucked for disliking this

[dsnee001]

Lol with all the fucking I thought this movie was called Fuck

[mayboy128]

1:20 and 1:44

[hans1538]

This is just fuckin fantastic. Martin Scorsese was fuckin honored by the fuckin AFI. All his movies are fuckin fantastic. fuckin "Alice doesen't live anymore." Fuckin "Taxi Driver." Fuckin "Raging bull" "Goodfellas" and Fuckin "Casino." That was fucking all the fucking way. Fuckin "Gangs of New York" The fuckin "Aviator." Man this guy is a fuckin legened he is giong to be more fuckin remembered that fuckin John Fuckin Ford. Seeing this fuckin All-star fuckin cast is fuckin impressive. Fucking

[XxbestofthebestxX]

...is it just me or did i hear "fuck steak" at 49?

[JoyandAnger]

@XxbestofthebestxX No, in the movie Matt Damon said "fuckstick".

[JeremyBechen]

@XxbestofthebestxX fuckstick

[fromdaghettowithlove]

Gotta say though, this movie is fucking awesome and Martin Scorese is a fucking Genius

[TWG8185]

fuck now i have fucking torretes after watching this... fuck shit ass cunt

[crazyasylumclown]

I just got ear fucked...

[Suchahama]

Wow! This fucking short movie is a fucking melody LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[wkcommander10]

@ steamboat12002 i dont know man, its a tough toss up but id have to say you're right..lol

[wkcommander10]

which actor do you think says fuck the most?

[Steamboat12002]

@wkcommander10 i'd say leo (costigan)

but mark whalberg if you were doing fuck/screen time ratio

[Steamboat12002]

1:29 fuck yeah fitz

[Dyler]

No 1:40 is the most awesome part.

[iamthereaImaster]

this is the secret to winning academy awards

[dMcceeeee]

1:20 is BEST.

[PlatterBomb]

lmfao at 1:36

[dukee155]

I love saying fuck I dont care if I go to hell I at least had a fun life.

[glonnie15]

Matt Damon wispering is hillarious!!!

[phieaglesphan]

you spelled whet wrong at the end, its not spelled the same as the opposite of dry

[TWG8185]

i think i have torretes now

[GAsteelerfan07]

haha, its like a different language.

[TumppiStar]

I love the part where he says "Fuck"

[TheRocknRollfreak]

HAHAHAHHA!!! Go to 2:22 and keep watching hhahahahahhha!!!!!!!

[mikrosha]

hahahaha sweet nicely done!

[Abortive]

fuckin fuckstick

[thelonedissenter]

lousy motherfucking movie with lousy motherfucking narration and direction. he couldn't even copy the original asian movie properly.

[albinolevine]

ram it up yor ass then

[thelonedissenter]

@albinolevine well, all americans did shove it up their arse like there was no better product that year. you all licked it up so good like you'd never seen a woman before. disgusting pricks.

[albinolevine]

U from asia? Clearly yor the minority in case yor too naive to notice. Everyone's into this movie/remake but u... and theres nothing u can do about it

[thelonedissenter]

@albinolevine - It has nothing to do with where I am from. It has to do with the fact that Hollywood has been changing over the last decade or so, but this particular film-maker not only refused to change his style of film-making, but moreover, had to copy from Asian cinema to deliver an Oscar. They gave him an Oscar only out of pity. That plainly sucks.

He deserved it for Taxi Driver, Goodfellas & Casino! Not for this fuck-all piece of shit narration. Fuck it. Twice. As hard as two turtles do!

[Chriscelts18]

fuck thats a lot of fuckins hahaha

[aspect49]

fucking dude....

[vrnchg]

fucks

[rammstien99999]

tourettes' ?

[iamthereaImaster]

this is the secret of making a movie that can win academy awards

[kaniamia]

And this won for writing...

[richfranklin45]

i hate people who post these fuk videos ....your such losers.....get a life you fukin fags

[Rugbyinmyblood]

go suck a fucking dick, u fucking piece of fucking scum. we can say fuck all we want

[thelonedissenter]

amen.

[Adrenalinejunkyie]

thats a lot of fucks

[MajinBoo321]

hey i just finished watching this movie, and theres one thing that i am not 100% sure on. So who really is Staff Sergeant Sean Dignam???? Was he actually undercover for costello like collin (matt damon). So he avenged Costello's death by killing Collin? Or was it just actually that they hate each other so much that Sean killed collin at the end??? Other then that, EPIC movie. Must see movie people.

[fowlkesbrian]

He figured out that Matt Damon's character was the only one who could have possibly be Costello's inside guy (he is a detective, after all :p). So he took his revenge. Basically, Mark Wahlberg was the guy who put everything together and avenged Martin Sheen and Leo Dicaprio's character. And yeah, dude I agree, this movie is totally required viewing.

[MajinBoo321]

o thx

[coryboy345]

He was tipped off by Leonardo Decaprios character that he was the mole. That's what was in that envelope he gave to that shrink, and she gave that to Dignam.

[SCJohnson77]

lol best one

[054martinm]

maybe.maybe not. maybe fuck yourself

[agentskywalker]

lmao this is hilarious

[BillyandBarry]

fuckin

[TheEuropeanAgenda]

I like, I like!

[Aliceinchains1234]

Boston for ya? :P

[longbeachdirtbag]

fuck!

[XDarkF3arX]

Lol mark wahlberg owned in this

[normallyabnormal]

"This is the movie with the most uses of the word "fuck" and its derivatives (237) to win the Best Picture Oscar."

[PhaznFox]

i wonder just how many times the word "fuck" was said throughout that movie.

[HowDidHe]

45 the first 30 secs,

[Riplet87]

Fucking Brilliant!

[subatomicxua808]

this is fucking fucking fukien fuck ......... pretty fucking funny on acid

[klsuperman]

if anybody think this movie is good, you must seen the original version of Hong Kong movie "infernal affair", after that you will think this movie is rubbish

[BiGRiCeD]

I have Infernal Affairs both The Departed, and I think The Departed is much more entertaining than the original.

[klsuperman]

Oh! than you must improve your taste of examine and appreciate in movie

[plisskenetic]

Wat bullshit!! Another racist aren't you... who's got his period!

[AndrewDeLong]

Just wondering...did anybody take a fuck count? I couldn't keep up!!! LOL!!!!

[dbyrnerulz]

hahah they censor films on tv, watch channel does that?

[RobSchneeberger]

lol 1:21

[BakaBluelove]

hahahahaha that was super fun, sad cuz im trying to cut down on saying fuck...i say it too m uch this didnt help :D hahaha

[thehardcore1]

decaprios fucks are the best lol

[plisskenetic]

Somone post the censored TV version pls! Would be cool to see how they struggle to 'sanitize' this masterpiece!

[ahardaysnight]

I saw the censored TV version. They use "freaking". It's terrible lol

[cuzaseso]

@ahardaysnight LOL RLY?

[chaosinesco]

it was horrible

[phillyeagles0328]

i just watched this 4 the first time on fx: the censored version. they say frick about 100000 times!!! i need to watch the real version!!!

[fanofcake]

fuckin bacockin

[4ndyh3inrich]

I thought about doing this, but you beat me to it. Nice job man, I still love this movie. the swearing enhances the movie and really makes it believeable.

[FaithLestrange]

that's a lot of fucking

[sanmiguel45]

fuckin' fuck!

[cmwiskundea]

1:20 Costello's Fu kin'' is the best... =D

Just look at his face XD

[bigtrigg5000]

lol fuckin great

[cmwiskundea]

Fu king GENIOUS!!!!!!!!

The Departed Rocks!!!

[NothinIs2Bad2LaughAt]

v=16Qm64Z9Jio

[LesterHart]

lol exelent fucking video

[WizardOfHumor1989]

"Go f**k yourself!"

"I'm tired from f***in' your wife!"

"How's your mother?"

"Good! She's tired from f***in' my father!"

LMAO

[lilchand]

fuck..

[BeemerLanding]

Fuck!  That was a lot of fucks!

[rahuljoshi28]

thats just the fucks,

[JamesRTJ]

FUCKIN FUCK

[COLTZ2005]

the fucking editor to this movie must of fucking had a hard fucking time fucking taking out all the "fucks" in this movie to put it on fucking tv lol

[xoxauntcarole]

1:12, haha

[writeneat]

this is awesome you can i like how you can actually tell when the scenes change and what not.

[psoldwashere]

"Fuck."

[itsjustmusic4]

Fuck man

[RAWRitSMAGGiEoXx]

hahaha ohh my. i havent seen this movie yet but i hear they say F like 300 times?

haha compare dicaprio in this to his role in gilbert grape. hahah makes me life.

[dabaffen321]

Fuck, this is longest fucking motherfucking fucking short version ever!!

[gmanunit123456789]

Thats alot of fucks

[SrR3d]

Fucking fucking fucking ha ha ha ha FUCK OFF

[4117267]

OMG how did i not notice how bad the language was untill i watched this... seriously !!!

ahahahah V entertaining Vid

[britt6mclean9]

thats fucking awesome! im fucking laughing my fuckin ass off, right fuckin now!

[chichung941]

holy fucking fuck man!

[BSFBOPE]

this movie fuckin sucked. i think this version sums it up really nicely

[stiflerr003]

fuck

[xoxCindersxox]

lol fuckin' Nicholson at fuckin' 1:20 ... Fuckin' funny.

Brilliant vid ;)

[St3ve88]

great fuckin vid btw how the fuck did you do all this editing for fuck sake this must a taken you some fuckin days anyways, fuck the zack and miri movie that movie sucked fuckin crap

[EthanRunt]

Overal took me a few days, dipping in and out of doing it with college, but was pretty simple, quicker in fact that the Tenacious D one, and that used final cut pro instead of a lame cheapo editing suite.

(And I love Zack and Miri, Smith fanatic)

[AgentAlloy]

fuck

[mary1122]

It was the occasional 'c*nt' that made me laugh even harder. ;)

Great job with this.

[SolidSnake9000]

omg they say fuck more in departed then in scarface lol

[queripto11]

hahahahahah how its your mother????good she its tired for FUCK¡¡¡¡¡¡ with my father,FUCK YOURSELF hahahahaha a decenes off fucks in this movie amazing.

[IIovefootball1982]

I will record that as ringtone for my fone! haahh

[happilyjaded]

lmao, awesome edit.

[mainhoondon21]

Haha, awesome editing dude. Btw, anyone count? Did this beat Scarface?

[St3ve88]

yeh but i dont think it beated reservoir dogs

[EthanRunt]

237 here, Reservoir Dogs has 269, Scarface has 207. Man, Scarface is out fucked by Zack and Miri Make  Porno, who'da thunk it.

[ArtlessIb]

my god, i didnt even notice it

[ashtroid]

great work

[CrazedPeeling]

this is great!!!

[mkrzynecki]

I guess that's why it got Oscar for best screenplay.

fuckin'

[puncusu]

fuck,fuck,fucking,mother fucking,fucking,fuck yourself,she its fucking my mother,fuck¡¡¡¡¡,fuck you mother fuck,fuckin lie¡¡¡,fuckiiiing¡¡¡¡¡,mother fuck,fuck,you shut the fuck up¡¡¡¡¡hahahah so many fucks i love this.

[Sup4Dup4Fly]

how's your mother ?

fuck

AHHAHAhahhaha

[FFjergo]

WOOOOOHOO!

[BGMLV]

..........fuck.

[Savak22]

fuck you you fucking fuck!.