Gynickle

[saoirsequinn]

Why oh why in the world did she take you with her??? Somehow men are supposed to be apart of everything about women because everything about us is "beautiful" and "magical" though I couldn't imagine making my husband a spectator of my personal medical hygeine routine. Like saying "Hey want to see something that is sure to kill your sex drive ....."

[moxie3672]

Off topic a bit, but.... Being bitchy with no sex drive is just something that comes with marriage. Don't ask me why. It just does. I was married for 8 years. Marriage ruined everything. I will never marry again. Just say no!

[HeilFire]

no, it's something that comes with having a two inch penis and an attitude.

[doctorrin]

male medicalization of the 'suboordinate' gender...the #1 inequality in the world...

What ever happened to the midwife...

[luvthecanadian]

Backwards is always the tseb.

[grenangle]

Oh BTW those Q Tips are great for cleaning the bong.

[MrFuckble]

confusion in track load inclusion eating somebody's spitusion

[grenangle]

Creating uneasy nauseating tortures

Screeching compliant recliners awesome poses explicit

[0ldhack]

your video is featured. it gets 3,ooo views

my video is not featured anywhere but on my channel. it gets 3oo views.

[Annaconda1984]

omg im not afraid of any spiders hieights or chainsawsanytbut ya gynecologists make me wanna ruuuuuuuuuuuun (-:

[oldhacks]

make a new video bitch

[Jaykobie]

I wouldn't say women's sex drives are always low.. I found after my girlfriend would go to the Gynecologist she would come home begging for it.

[ascendency4]

this is because the doctor touched her in places you didnt know existed jaykobie my good man.

[DrazharX]

Classic

[stzach]

How odd. In so many ways, I find this odd.

[krishields]

DIY much??

[bubonicnate]

DIY Gynecological exams?

[krishields]

Damn skippy! Look at this way, if your man enough to learn how to do it, and your wife trusts you enough to let you do it, then your almost guaranteed to get through anything marriage can throw at ya... That's one of those things that takes a lot of trust...If one of ya faulters and is unwilling to trust the other, then your marriage likely hasn't got a chance of lasting.

[bubonicnate]

you sir, are genius. Perhaps they could come out with a Flowbee attachment for that.

[krishields]

LMAO...

[logicaust]

Hehe. Classic example of how difficult it is to speak whilst lying on an angle. You start shedding years off your voice from 45°.

Well...that, or you start sounding like you're gurgling on your own vomit.

Also, you need to point out that missed opportunity when it comes up in conversation (pun intended).

Peace Az.

[Freya5000]

jx...ja...son of a...hmm, could ya?..essex hemphill..naked housewife..!!

[MeleecCc]

o_ô' yeah yeah, this world is sooo cruel..!

[shtoyshted]

great vid, made me giggle, it was too short though :(

[kelliko70]

Yes never take your husband to the OB/GYN with you. Or for mammograms.

Women have pap smears to test for various disease such as cancer.

[thebluestofpeas]

Ladies, this is why you should never take your husband with you to the gynecologist.

To azrienoch: I'm going to make the assumption that you do realize the purpose of these exams.

When you get older, you'll need to start getting annual prostate exams. Bring the wife with you.

[666lordbyron666]

me too az

[gogreen18]

i hate going to the gyno :( they stick things in my vagina and make my cervix hurt.

[EricTheNihilist]

I feel a little bad, but this made me LOL so much.

[DarkMatter2525]

When my wife's biological clock started ticking, I was the one who had to start faking headaches.

[azrienoch]

lol, I was just about to ask if you wanted to trade, but that'd be silly and perhaps invasive, so I won't ask that.

[DarkMatter2525]

Do I really need a bunch of little Azrienochs running around my house?

[stixs0000]

Haha. I get it... I think.

[zenguin13]

These new "short" vlogs are probably more profitalble for you. Pablum for the demographic you're seeking and all. Funny even sometimes.

It strangely made me want to reach back and revisit your Wittgenstein diatribes. When I awoke with little square indentations on my cheek and wiping the sleep slobber from my keyboard I thought; "Yeah the quippier stuff is probably better".

Iv'e come to realize it's not as useful.

[gratex]

your MO never changes, though.

[zenguin13]

Thank you.

[roflwaffle12321]

wen wont u be a man?

[azrienoch]

When I chop my cock off, of course.

[roflwaffle12321]

will you sell it on ebay?

[Trollschool]

Napoleon's is currently owned by a private collector in New Jersey.

A strange place for a European despot's peen to end up, I think.

[grenangle]

" private collector " lmao

[ShortbusMooner]

Ohhh, baby! It must be some evil plan the gyns are doing to married women. See- they get access to the vag, while making them not give their husbands access to the vag.

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya! ;)

[stalkingseverus]

What the hell? That made absolutely no sense. :-/

[bullskull00]

vaginas are gay

[Nimnoms]

Do we get free prostate exams?

[6XfeetXunder]

hey :O im not dat bitchy!

and i have plenty of sex drive! XO

[elysiatheamazing]

i believe the phrase, 'well aren't you cool'

would be appropriate here.

[bubonicnate]

6X stop your bitching :p

[Hyalineaquas]

i think its all just unnecessary bullcrap

[G4m3rF0rL1f3]

But it really is a good thing that way if they find precancerous cells your wife can get treatment instead of dying. :)

[melzaelf]

Lol too funny!

[SeouljahPride]

time to beat down the doc haha. you never hear, we need a pap smear STAT haha i hear you though

[divinejudge1]

lmao

[angryislander56]

So you were in the room for the wifes pap?

Seriously?

People do that?

Or is this some breeding ritual?

[j0hnwi11iams]

The sexual organ doesn't even scratch the surface of what is inside out between women and men.

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

is there an equivalent for men?

[marniespeaks]

wait, you're feeling threaten by a Q-tip?

[Mazoni]

maybe it was a REALLY big Q-tip.....

[azrienoch]

Or I just have a very very small penis. You decide!

[Mazoni]

Size doesnt matter untill its the Q-tip that outplays the real deal :) But we all know that size DOES infact matter. that mantra is just something women tell us men to make us feel better. Same goes for womens breasts and butt. If people would say outloud what they really think the human race would ahve been wiped out alrdy ^^ So when white lie was invented the human race guaranteed the the groth of our species.. untill we over populate this place and will eventually die ^^ oh happy thoughts ^^

[marniespeaks]

I really don't want to think about that

Sorry I brought it up

[sparrow111260]

next time i'm at the gynae', i'll remember this ... i think

[thelyzardiam]

Im a year over due on mines... Im stupid and Im avoiding it... Who wants some stranger poking their cold hands around there anyway?

[Out0fProportion]

true that

[BabiiMom]

ROFL its not like we enjoy it :| we have to go

[nerfmasterrick123]

Saying you "have to" is not correct...humans existed before the exam did and the our species had continued on until now.

[StevenErnest]

On those lonely nights, I sometimes frequently think I should've been a Gynecologist.

[OhCurt]

I think I'm more curious about this giant Q-tip.

[squirrly001]

google the term "pap smear" and all will be revealed. Aren't I just so helpful ? :D

[Trollschool]

I wonder what gynecologists dream about?

[themanwhoknew]

Maybe you should get a prostate exam performed by edward scissorhands

[bubonicnate]

"I hope you choke on menstrual blood for making this, you sexist, loveless, and obviously uninformed chauvinist pig! Learn to please your wife in bed instead of berate her for proper medical exams! I can't believe she allows to you act this way! What is all that stuff in your face, and why does your hair look stupid? Maybe if you got a new face your wife would have a sex drive again. We're lining up to hump your mother... got to go."

-- signed The Trolls

[alphalux]

Total win, aside from spelling things correctly and typing in complete sentences. I'm just trying to help you improve for next time ;)

[bubonicnate]

srry ur rite

[GnosticDjinn]

I don't remember writing this. I'm not sure about this mother thing. I usually go for the dad, the moms are usually tired and sore by the time I get up the to front of the line.

[JasperAvi]

See.... Man... What if YOU were the one in the chair with your legs spread? Think about THAT!

[alphalux]

Where it that way, I'm betting he would endorse some type of public funding for at least a variant of that procedure.

[JasperAvi]

Oh, absolutely. And I expect he'd want the use of longer and wider Q-tips.

[alphalux]

ACK!

[ThePointlessPoint]

you're a man?

[kingjon81]

Does your wife mind you talking about stuff like this? If not, she must be really cool :)

[BillyBob3430]

Believe me bro....you want your wife checked by the Gyno....otherwise your pecker could fall off.

[AngelFleshBlue]

ha!

[healthyaddixion]

male gynos have no penis's. i'm sure of it.

[vclamp]

The plastic exam tables are far better than courduroy when it comes time to slide down.

How was the coffee?

[princesskemo]

haha sweet

[RockSymphonyLove]

lol that was great.

[EVHisgodyoumuppet]

no no no, don't be silly, there's nothing going on between your wife and the gynecologist.

The milkman, however, is a far more logical choice for the affair, because he comes TO the house, a much more convenient arrangement.

It's him who you should look out for.

[CheezMonsterCrazy]

People still get milk delivered?

[EVHisgodyoumuppet]

i'll just get out my book on modern milk demographics and get back to you on that

[rubius0]

They do!!! I see a milkman doing his rounds every week when I walk to work.

[tadshackles]

Sooooo... Not gettin laid much huh?...

Marriage tends to do that. I hear extra-marital affairs are a great cure for that. Although it can lead to you having 50% less stuff.

[GuruMN]

It seems my sarcasm meter has just hit its limit and the needle broke off. Do you know anyone who sells a needle for a Sarcasmitude 4000?

[EVHisgodyoumuppet]

no use, they stopped making replacement parts for that.

You'll have to buy the next model up, sorry

[Blargaldalien]

Zarstar Industries does.

[matrix2k3]

you're awesome

[crazy8mopfo]

I love you az

[CitizenWorm]

I already told her it's less awkward to talk about your vagina with and to other women. I've always gotten my pap smeared by ladies even when my GP was a man he had women around to do that (probably because h was a Christian therefore vagina's he's not married to are essentially a door way to hell). I'm sure that until you stop being a man she can find a woman to be her reproductive mechanic. Then you can let her go by herself as do 99% of husbands.

[Rowdyeh]

Yep, we're to blame for the no sex drive, that's why WE need stuff like Viagra. Wish there was something like that we could use on our missus then we could use the headache excuse.

[Kverul]

Lube.

[Brandt761]

Aw, c'mon? Feel that threatened?

[SomeDudeThatRants]

At the moment, I have 2 sex buddies that have RAGING sex-drives. The 2 of them are always either sending me naked pictures of themselves, dirty texts,etc.

So yes, we only need Extreme Gyno's in the case of something growing inside of them that ISN'T a baby!

[closeoutcrew]

listen, as long as she leaves the gynos office with you..as long as she goes home with you...then a little flirting with the doctor never hurt anyone. heh heh eheh

[Drakthel]

U sick :)

[mahyarmohaghegh]

LMFAO HAHAHAHA

YESSS NOT WHILE IM A MANNN HHAHAH

WTF HAHAHHAH yess this was bomb

[Loreleila]

A womans sex drive is a strange and mysterious thing. If there is none it is, of course, your fault. :)

[rozeboosje]

lol

[Boucrate]

Hey she better be with you when the time for you to go to the urologist arrive's..Well you're still young..But lol!

[MystSilverDragon]

LOL

[samuraispacemonkey]

Been to the GYN w/ the wife but never went back into the "exam" room. Always waited in the "waiting room"... Until recently. She's pregant & I'm so happy about being a first time dad, I just make sure to stand near her head, on the OTHER SIDE of the paper gown!

[w0r1dpeace]

fuck yeah az ... next time punch gynecologist!!!

[BioHazardPro1]

We had to watch a video of one of these in health class a few years back... worst porno ever :P

[CHVNX]

Worse than childbirth videos?

[BioHazardPro1]

I was sick that day, ftw :)

[LaileB22]

waahaha not while im a man!

[totalnerd747]

bullshit, women have a much more active sex drive then men; you just need to warm them up first.

[azrienoch]

The joking nature of the video aside, if you have to "warm them up," it's not a drive. That's being stimulated.

[squirrly001]

if she was having orgasms she'd have a sex drive.....I'm just sayin

[anonforuz]

squirrly001 is saying your not good in bed.

Hmmm, or maybe he is so good that her sex drive is fulfilled.

[newmesee]

haha funny man

[xxrythxx]

true story but hay they do prescribe birth control

[itsdaniyeaa]

hahaha thats all i can say

[2bsirius]

I would say first, but I won't say that....But I still deserve thumbs downs for just saying that I didn't say it...By the time I finish typing this, I won't be first anyway...

Eighth?

[2bsirius]

Just came back to check..I feel gratified that stupidity like mine is being punished...

Now for my serious comment...It's much worse here in the UK...GYN exams that is...I won't go into why. It just is.

Of course, cancer is bad too...So I guess all of life is a trade off.

Your wife much really appreciate your supportive attitude. Nice...

[StevenErnest]

Aw, you're always first with me. ;)