Carol Vorderman's Miniskirt is Too Short!

[26yearstoorion]

It's OK... just wear a bathing suit under! (& ha ha on the gawkers :-p)

[derekthesec]

Carol looks very impressive and she has plenty of style

[Samzo111]

Their is no fucking point posting fucking shit like that fucking stuff that gets a fucking 👎

[TheAlexander9]

worlds miniest miniskirt

[TheDodgerific]

That was just stupid.

[simpleasLiam]

I read this Voldemort ..... lol

[TheWynLewis]

It's a shame Carol wanted a billion quid a year from Channel 4 to do Countdown and they had to sack her...the slapper they've got now is hopeless...she should just do the decent thing and embark on a porn career and let Carol come back.

[DrRegnig]

@TheWynLewis It'd be more entertaining to watch Carol embark on a porn career I think... :P

[ThankYouBrian]

@DrRegnig I agree, what with the MILF category of porn being very popular (so i'm told..) she'd be dynamite in that :-))

[channel4squares1]

why is they no sound?

[cmomofilm]

Dry Boke.

[randomdave30]

Carol Vorderman certainly has a head for maths; howvever, I wonder if she has ever actually given head

[artwel123]

@randomdave30 I calculate that probability to be 1 in 1 yes

[Hannible100]

Some women make me wanna puke! They want equil rights then wear a fuckin skirt up to there pussy to attract attention! Same with all the fuckin news readers! They deserve to get the same treatment that slut Jill Dando got lol.

[dthorb]

no such thing as a skirt too short !!!!!!!!!!

[Sandukanful]

she could be a trans dont want us to see her cock

[JC44BC]

Nah...this is where she went down on him...

[28Zeppelin]

so this was where countdown amd Carol Vorderman started to go down hill. Richard Whiteley must be spinning in his grave - poor guy

[Kenobi5001]

If you watch the clip closely you will see her legs are bent at a funny angle, I believe... and this is only a hypothesis at this point... the reason her legs are all askew is because she had recently received the servicing of her life, possibly from an overweight but otherwise fit old man.

[DaveBTHunt]

A basically terrifically plain and unappealingly dough-y woman, with *just enough* going for her to warrant a second look - which she's intelligent enough to recognize, but desperate and needy enough to allow the fact to completely go to her head: at which point, she psychotically builds a blinding fantasy that she is actually anywhere near the same league as fucking Gina Lollobrigida or someone - and then entrenches herself in it....

It's terrifying and tragic to behold. Truly, truly: dread.

[MrRogerDaily]

@DaveBTHunt Far out! I didn't realise all of the was going on. I just wanted to see some panty.

[Hannible100]

@DaveBTHunt Dead right dude even tho i dont understand half the words lol. By the way good job your name aint Eric lol. Have a good life dude

[tardiveivan]

@DaveBTHunt I kind of agree with You , personally Varol Vorderman doesnt appeal to me much (and apparently She isnt a nice person in "real" life - arrogant and thinks Shes above talking to "ordinary" people!) However I have to say , its a matter of opinion . Different folks like different things . Some guys might think shes a whole lot sexier than Gina Lollobrigida - each to his own . Its a matter of individual taste!

[tardiveivan]

@DaveBTHunt Carol Vorederman (sorry about my spellings!)

[ManekiNeko1972]

one simple solution. She should just take that thing off. :)

[palirtrym]

i thought it said voldemorts miniskirt is too short...

[MrMattPike]

No such thing as too short ? she should have just took the bugger right off lol

[6o11ocks]

Carol Vorderman's Miniskirt is Too Short?

No, its just about right!

[waterloohillpeace]

hence the term mini skirt

[GlowWorm1962]

I've seen her in a bikini.

[kaioxygen]

Too short you say?

[tkdguruforme]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 oooooookkkkkkkkk, what does that have to do with Carol Vorderman? Gorgeous woman btw

[spacecowboy7580]

@ENTERRAPTURE20

OH NO HE ISN'T.

[TheScothern]

OHH NO it is'nt

[Kenobi5001]

Some old women are really up for it, when I was thirty two my auntie Nora totally took my virginity, to this day the smell of lavender perfume still fires me up.

[JohnKindereith]

She is twice my age but I would still bang her night and day :P

[thehoff1982]

I don't care if she is pushing 70, I would love to bang carol - even if she did look at my cock and break it's length down into fractions!

[tomservo56954]

And that's a bad thing...HOW?

[al3699]

how can soneone get sexier the older they get?

it's like if benjamin button was made into a porn flick

[DannyFischarge]

MathmeticianILF

[androwbmx]

*fap fap fap* uhhhh

[stoinge]

Carol Pfffffffffwwwooorrrrrrderman

[13WhiteFang37]

I thought I saw Voldermort

[EBOWARRIOR]

she just loves cock.

[SirKingOfTheSwing]

I really wanted to click on a different video but my cock got the better of me.

[diablogtkaran]

@SirKingOfTheSwing LOOOL same things happened to me

[donnylad73]

bang tidy!

[677919]

i pukeed

[ajay999999]

Prefer Rachel

[Zebonka]

There is no such thing as too short.

[bomac10000]

@Zebonka How about if its your daughter? Then you might feel a little embarrassed that she was making a spectacle of herself, don't you think?

[Zebonka]

Ultimately that's something that people have to experience themselves. Lots of people wear stuff they shouldn't, but there's only one way to learn ... by being laughed at.

[gnowave]

@bomac10000 stick in the mud

[bomac10000]

@gnowave You'll thank me later

[Roddyoneeye]

@Zebonka Unless she's Too Bleepin' Old !

[abrady987]

@Zebonka May I refer you to your penis?

[artwel123]

@Zebonka there is when your that old. I swear for a second she looked like Rik Mayell in bottom..

[jordanmylesevans]

111 likes - 111 dislikes

[daniellandgrens]

Wasn^t very short and u couldn^t see anything. Meeeh.

[casusbelli15]

It was a lot more embarassing watching this the first time around on Ch4 with your parents in the room and a book on your lap!

Boing!

[hunga224]

See you later ,masturbator...

In a while,Paedophile.

[Thegoldstarman]

SAD SAD VIRGINS wanking over a video where u cant see her body

[matchbox555]

@Thegoldstarman WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK

[Thegoldstarman]

@matchbox555 have a good wank wanker

[SpartanStig117]

it needs to be shorter!

[brrrrvd]

i woudl fuck her so hard...

[DannyFischarge]

Carol Vorderman's Miniskirt is Too Short! No it's not.

[graveey]

omg i forgot how shit countdown used to look hahaha

[alemcodon]

@graveey not only that but how shit vorderman looked, another day shes looks lieka supermodel.

[cultofdeath79]

how can any skirt be "too short" haha

[toodlepipism]

awkward period.

[MrVaypour]

Stop acting like your modest, you should see her during her drug fuelled crack laden spirit drinking heroine injecting meth piping weekends!

[Hannible100]

How the fuck did i get here i was lookin at landrover defenders lol

[jmjmartin]

@Hannible100 Haha, I know...I started looking at

loading books onto a KOBO ereader!?!?!?

[georgelooney53]

she jes farted!

[WolfieTed]

Carol, much like a fine wine, gets better with age...however she is serious danger of corking now.

[sheamus316]

any shoerter and youd see her mingepiece.

[MrVaypour]

@sheamus316 lol

[superkamigurupopo1]

i clicked on this because i though it said Carol Voldermort's Miniskirt is Too Short.

[Gazzer96]

I think that the miniskirt is fine. :)

[stingersteelers1]

It is only true when you actually read the Bible and the word is true not just made up just to suite your needs

[stingersteelers1]

Now far as the clip goes looks great.

Now as of the Bible I wish people would stop tring to quot the Bible when The Bible is the true Word of God and then they just say they read it and then through in there own words and say that this is what the Bible says and so must be true

[tridentmusic]

What has this got to do with these religious idiots?

[ENTERRAPTURE20]

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[goochon]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 no, jesus is a false prophet and you have missunderstood the bible. asshole

[SoldierOfChrist110]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 Islam is the beast and Antichrist. Keep up the preaching brother. God bless

[lukessummer]

@ENTERRAPTURE20

The bible has never been corrupted throughout 2000 years...God declared this, and it is the only way it could survive untainted..NOBODY CAN CHANGE THE WORD OF GOD ( THE BIBLE)

You have made 14 spelling mistakes and at least 10 rules of grammar have been broken... you have chopped various parts to suit yourself and do not even start me on the CAPLOCKS!!!!!

2000 years it is supposed to have remain true.... you mess it up in 1 minute.

Religion is for sheep (idiots and losers)

[scooterok1]

@MsSlagHunter why are you crying?

[pe6obutilkata]

MILF alert

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@pe6obutilkata Why on earth would you trawl these type of vids on Cristmas eve ?

[kirstyscottemanuel]

@mrmagicroundcircle i dunno,why would you then? You've obviously done it yourself too..

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@kirstyscottemanuel No i got here accidently i was searching for chriistmas carols and ended up with carol vorderman .

[tartandaddy]

a vowel please.....not a bowel!

[SAMASzero]

Wardrobe supplied by Roy Mustang.

[SirTorment]

@SAMASzero the fma character..why?

[1965guitarboy]

 I was going to save 'it', for Ms Riley on the next vid, but Carol is still fit enough.

Thanks for posting.

[Deanj30]

Jvs101 shut up she is not ugly. Carol vorderman is very attractive lady

[jvs101]

Ugly Bird!

[tdkzero]

Back button back button back button! Ah now where were we Lily Serna?

[ms255]

A pity she has been ravaged by age and reduced to a demonic Andy Pandy.

[LeveI3]

Looks better today.

[piddyirishman]

Carol vorderman is a ride. I dont care if shes in her 50s or whatever id bleedin lamp her out of it. Id say shes drippin wet and dtf.

[MrMilfhunter2003]

id defo buck that jewish milf

[firestartertwistedfi]

Countdown died after Richard Whiteley went, imo

[firestartertwistedfi]

@firestartertwistedfi By went of course I mean 'died'.

[TheGreytights]

Opaque tights at TheGreytights

[TungstenKid]

That's definitely too short, only about an inch below 'c' level

[abcs99]

not too short for me, those were called micro-minis, at one wonderful time fairly common!

[eddp777]

I would like a vowel

U

that is all

[fatg1t]

i wonder if when you got close to cumming would she say dun-dun-dun-der-der-dun-dun-du­n-dun-der-der-dun-dun-dun-dun-­der-der-dun-dun-dun-dun-der-de­r-dun-durdern-durdern-derh-der­dleee-dern-dern-dooo!

[piddyirishman]

@fatg1t hahahahaha great comment. Laughed like fuck wen I read that haha :D

[atrainhxdotcom]

I searched for Rachel Riley by view count and this old slag came out on top..!

[ak2agent26]

it actually isn't

[malcstag]

You can nearly see her drip tray

[skullboy1990]

@malcstag where where, i wanna see!

[skullboy1990]

@malcstag where where, i wanna see!

[weatherallc05]

richard is an absolute legend, and no1 on here can criticise him. an absolute man to never forget

[MrAfken]

She is a great milf I want more pics can someone help

[Aaron361970]

Carols skirt wasn't that short. If she didn't fuss with it so much it would have been over, and everybody would have just though she was pretty.

[andymillerisdabest]

He'd think "FUCKSTICKS"



[formulacountdown]

@iamaladycanyousaveme It was because Carol wouldn't accept £90,000 per year instead of the previous £900,000 per year

[Hartebreaker84]

She's a milf but no rachel riley!!

[Hartebreaker84]

Why else would you watch countdown lol

[eminemas000]

@Hartebreaker84 lol

[morris3245]

It was not too short. Why the fuss??

[tomburley]

I don't this it is possible for Carol to ever where a skirt that is TOO short :-)

[spooksixsix]

no wonder he had a heart attack, just what were they doing behind the scenes eh? i'll have a b....j....please carol.

[2TWISTEDBALLS]

Whats she doin. Is she squirting under there?

[zayaan123]

lol



[Sxkcils]

Will it blend?

[bobalobs1]

Vorderman? Wasn;t she on TV for a while before she was reduced to promoting dodgy loan in ads

[1978deus]

Vorderman is an ignorant bitch

[No3MadMax]

@1978deus So are you.

[1978deus]

@No3MadMax Well I'd expect you to say that.  Anyone who saw her on Question Time will agree with me though.

[No3MadMax]

@1978deus Depends which end of the Political spectrum you are.

A lot of people outside the Hand Wringing Liberal Wets agreed with her.

And don't even get me started on that smug git Self with his supercilious smirk.....

[bobokk]

@No3MadMax The politics are irrelevant and if anyone was smug it was her. She's the Daily Mail in a dress.

[No3MadMax]

@bobokk & @1978deus: If you don't like Carol why view a video of Carol?

Or you just fancied some trolling around Youtube?

[bobokk]

@No3MadMax Just giving my opinion mate. She lost a lot of her popularity. Thinking man's crumpet to aging tory wank fodder

[No3MadMax]

@bobokk On what do you base that? Popularity is a fickle Mistress, for someone who works on TV/Radio, it depends on how regularly they appear, not on their opinions on stuff.

Look back to the 80's, Kenny Everett famously appeared at a Tory conference and was quite vocal in his support for them, was he vilified in the press, banned from telly, lose his popularity with his TV Audience? Not at all! .

Enough!

[bobokk]

@No3MadMax Vorderman's only selling point apart from her body was her "intelligence". Now that she's proved she has none, there's only one direction she can go. She'll keep showing her tits and arse as the desperation kicks in.

[No3MadMax]

@bobokk

The original poster lost his argument with his first post.

Personal Abuse plays no part in a valid argument.

I think you're wrong, plenty of people I spoke to who saw Carol on Question Time AGREED with her. You are welcome to your opinion, but that's all it is, your opinion.

Enough!

[mrpolaroid123]

@iamaladycanyousaveme its hardly surprising really, countdown is the dullest show on tv, Rachel i imagine is the main reason for people tuning in..... ;)

[No3MadMax]

@McBearPEI You're right, there isn't.

To everybody else , don't worry you haven't gone deaf, though you might go blind if you keep on fantasising (and other things) over Carol....