I despise Family Guy. I clicked on an episode of it last year- It was Peter giving Meg a lap dance for her bachelorette party. It was nasty-and it was a cartoon! It is mean spirited and just as bad as South Park, King of the Hill, American Dad, The Simpsons and Futurama. Besides I hate cartoons.
all the characters are opposite in real life. meg is hot, lois is not, peter is thin, chris is thin, brian is human, stewie is an adult, cleveland is white, loretta is white, consuela is male and joe can walk.
I wasn't sure about a line in this, but it's not laugh and cry - I have never heard f'in cry. I couldn't tell whether it was violence IN movies or violence AND MOVIES, but it is IN.
i sang this at my school's intercom and after that everybody started laughing. and what was even surprising is that i didn't get in trouble for it either!!
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv. But where are those good old fashion values in which we used to rely, lucky thers a family guy, lucky thers a man who possitevely can do all the things that'll make you laugh and cry! He's a family guuuuuuuy!
I think one of the things in this show that really made me LMAO is when Peter is watching this painting show, and the guy on tv paints a bush in the corner and says "Ok and we'll put this little bush here, it'll be our little secret" then he looks straight at the camera and says "And if you ever tell anybody that that bush is there, I will come over to your house, and I will cut you."
When The Simpsons was in it's prime Family Guy and The Simpsons were on par but now with the ever-increasing slump in a lot of new simpsons episodes; it's possible that Family Guy may just overtake The Simpsons . I remember I used to look forward to a new Simpsons episode; well not anymore. Family Guy has the advantage of being able to parody almost anything which has paid off well in the Stars War's trilogy etc.
I will admit there are episodes of Family Guy I don't like but the good episodes will certainly have my eyes glued to the screen :) That "Then there were fewer" was something else! :D Though the Simpsons does sometimes have Excellent new episodes; the Bob Next Door was amazing so at least it's proof The Simpsons is hanging in there after all being a fan of the Simpsons and Family Guy I'd like both to produce good episodes for many years to come :)
It seems today that all u see is violence in movies and sex on tv but were are thoughs good old fashion values on which we use to rely. Lucky there's a family guy. Lucky theres a man who Positively can do. All the things that make us. Laugh and Cry. He's a Fam-ily g-u-y.......
@hoodge95 dude you live in kelso and if you like things to be just right then youre a antfucker and i didn't say that my spelly was right in that comment so just fuck off you fucking troll
@hoodge95 Dude do you really think that i'm 23? and do you really think i can't spell? and do you really think that i live in holland? I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live next to you. so watch out son.....
@hoodge95 I'm in 2 years 8 so i'm 4 know and what he fuck is fucking problem fucking dumbass do you want to fight come on you son of BIATCH! mijn name is casey en i'm going to beat you.
Watched a little bit of it, although the raunchy humour; did kind of embarrass me a bit, and my dad told me not to watch it so I had to change the channel!
Its funny how they are singing the intro "Its seems today all you see is violence and movies and sex on T.V." LOL which is true and this cartoon is probably the most explicit.., vulgar.,and fowl mouthed one i have seen.Just a great example for kids nowadays.
@MULTIWWEVIDEOS remember the time we were suppose to get that boat? " a boats a boat but the box could be anything, it could even be a boat you know how much we wanted one of those." " well then lets just take the..." "we'll take the box" "peter that just happened 10 mins ago. lol
Lois: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies, and sex on T.V. Peter: But where are those good old fashion values.... All: On which we used to rely?! Lucky theres a family guy! Lucky theres a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us... Stewie: laugh and cry! All: He's a Fam-ily Guy
when i was only 5 i used to watch this show and from age 5-8 i used to sing these lyrics: It seems today that all u see is violence and movies and sets on tv buy wearing those good old fashion values i wish we used to rely. Lovey is a family guy Lovey is man who positivly banks too all the things that make us laugh and cry he's a family guy!!!!!! i am only 9 now and this is my favorite show
@CaileyRoche09 .....sex on tv but where are those good ol fasioned values on which we used to rely.... just thought id give u the real lyrics on that part
Lois:It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv peter:but where are those good ol' fasioned values on which we used to rely all:lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a man who'll positively can do all the things that proof that stewie: Laugh and cry he's a family guy! 4 you! all the fans of Family Guy =) !
the guy who thought of family guy was a genius!
tatulover2120 1 week ago
It seems today that all we see is violence in movies and sex on tv
Kernfistung 2 weeks ago
SEX on TV
Mw2intervention9 2 weeks ago
i love family guy
skitttlezz420420 3 weeks ago
What the heck its mom not mum
ultrasuperqwerty 4 weeks ago
@ultrasuperqwerty
england = mum
america = mom
bennybobz9 6 days ago
thumbs up if you mute on the sex part because your mum might heAR
linky967 1 month ago
@linky967 fk u
MarcLloydZ 1 week ago
@straaler5 If you listen closely enough, the piano is heard through the duration of her playing it on the video.
MarDidIt 1 month ago
it's weird because in the video lois plays on the piano, but there is no piano in the song? has anyone ever noticed that?
straaler5 1 month ago
Haha i can play this on the piano
AllThatGlitters31100 1 month ago
bahahaha
TheFamilyguy421 1 month ago
cause a bitch is a bitch - NWA (niggas with an attitude)
12blackopsaddict 1 month ago
South Park and Family guy....nothing else is needed!
Joachimnielsen95 1 month ago 3
Brian and Chris have different parts.
sonicstitch 2 months ago
A bit off pitch Chris.., especially at the end.
115shadowfan 2 months ago
i dont like the show just the song XD
singed46 2 months ago
AMERICAN DAD IST THE BEST AND FAMILY GUY AND SIMPSONS AND SOUTH PARK AND FUTURAMA
MultiRockjunior 2 months ago
@MultiRockjunior CORRECT!!! ALL OF THEM ARE SOO GREAT
Punkrock3011 2 months ago
@Fimochu your stupid it's violence in movies and sex on tv
crazylouie99 2 months ago
It seems today
That all you see
Is violins in movies
And sax on TV ~♫
Fimochu 2 months ago 19
what genre is this kind of music?
MrGunniBo 2 months ago
@MrGunniBo vaudeville
ararara89 2 months ago
Meg skinny in this pic??? O-o huh for once she looks good lmao
FreakyJake85 2 months ago
Wait, he's saying "laugh and cry"? O-o. I always heard "f'ing cry".
nuclearzeon 2 months ago
What the writers now think is comedy:
Fart jokes
Sex jokes
Random pop culture references
Random celebrity appearances
People getting hurt/ dying
Fart jokes
Writers: YUP, THIS IS COMEDY-DERR HURRR
thesega99 3 months ago
@thesega99 Ex-fucking-actly.
mager258987 3 months ago
I despise Family Guy. I clicked on an episode of it last year- It was Peter giving Meg a lap dance for her bachelorette party. It was nasty-and it was a cartoon! It is mean spirited and just as bad as South Park, King of the Hill, American Dad, The Simpsons and Futurama. Besides I hate cartoons.
historyfans 3 months ago
@historyfans
Yet you are commenting on a Family Guy video. TROLL ALLERT!
Iuriify 2 months ago
family guy is so original.
Dimitri0809 3 months ago
all the characters are opposite in real life. meg is hot, lois is not, peter is thin, chris is thin, brian is human, stewie is an adult, cleveland is white, loretta is white, consuela is male and joe can walk.
johnnythefootymaniac 3 months ago
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FAMILY GUY, AMERICAN DAD, CLEAVLAND SHOW...WHATS NEXT??!!! quagmire SHOW?!?!?!!!!!
Domogurl811 3 months ago
Our band (middle skool) has to play this...HARD AS FUUDGE!! cus we suck...but holy mother of God its hard!!
CrayolasToMyLife 3 months ago
About 15 years from now, Family Guy is going to be the "The Simpsons" of this generation.
nintendofreak247 3 months ago
I wasn't sure about a line in this, but it's not laugh and cry - I have never heard f'in cry. I couldn't tell whether it was violence IN movies or violence AND MOVIES, but it is IN.
johnnythefootymaniac 3 months ago
@johnnythefootymaniac its "laugh n' cry"
c0d4m0nt4g3s1 3 months ago
@c0d4m0nt4g3s1 i know it's laugh n' cry
johnnythefootymaniac 3 months ago
Oo genial t chido xD
NiiLoVe 3 months ago
Thums up if this your ringtone! :D
gledstons 3 months ago
@JosephandGeoff Disney channel is for jackasses. I watch quality shows, like futurama, and the Simpsons (pre 2005).
CptQuestionMark 4 months ago
"-------" there's a family guy? what is that part?
JosephandGeoff 4 months ago
@JosephandGeoff "Lucky there's a Family Guy!"
Hydorior 3 months ago
faimly guy is amazing
123hcooke 4 months ago
american dad ist besser als family guy
mrmrdavid600 4 months ago
Meg's legs are an unbelievable lie :D
Pitfaller1990 4 months ago
@Pitfaller1990 lol
H33YGUR1 3 months ago
FUCK FAMILY GUY! FUCK AMERICAN DAD! AND DOUBLE FIST FUCK THE CLEVELAND SHOW!
CptQuestionMark 4 months ago
shut up troll, i know you watch disney channel, but there's no need to hate on family guy.
JosephandGeoff 4 months ago
Its not effin cry its laugh and cry
Th3GingaNinga 4 months ago
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HarveyDent13 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you sing this at school! XD
CookiesGoneWild123 4 months ago 74
@CookiesGoneWild123
i sang this at my school's intercom and after that everybody started laughing. and what was even surprising is that i didn't get in trouble for it either!!
SasukeUchiha758 1 week ago
i demand a 10 hour long version!
darkshadowssonic 4 months ago
I love how the show completely contradicts the theme song.
Still love it though.
brothab2000 5 months ago
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv. But where are those good old fashion values in which we used to rely, lucky thers a family guy, lucky thers a man who possitevely can do all the things that'll make you laugh and cry! He's a family guuuuuuuy!
SuperTank121212 5 months ago
If you listen closely at the end you'll know Chris is singing
mrgameshow01 5 months ago
Robot Chicken is Beyond Wicked
VongolaAQW223 6 months ago
I LOVE IT
ninicoconinilele 6 months ago
#1The Simpsons
#2Family Guy
#3Southpark
The simpsons if I want normal jokes and a good story.
Family Guy if I want more raw jokes, also with a good story.
South Park if I want disturbingly funny jokes and story ofc.
TarikProductions 6 months ago
Laugh And Cry :D!
LillFoppa97 6 months ago
This is the title in the 1st and maybe 2nd season...it was when stewie sings "effing cry" but then fox made them take it out...
stevens1904 6 months ago
is it me r does this sound slowed down?
randomdotification 6 months ago
disney world should have a family ride and a stage show just like turminater in the movie judgement day
danielscottfocken 6 months ago
I think one of the things in this show that really made me LMAO is when Peter is watching this painting show, and the guy on tv paints a bush in the corner and says "Ok and we'll put this little bush here, it'll be our little secret" then he looks straight at the camera and says "And if you ever tell anybody that that bush is there, I will come over to your house, and I will cut you."
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
F4fullpower 6 months ago
It would be cool if family Guy met Jimmy Two Shoes and The Simpsons.
FartPoilce2009 7 months ago
@Fuckdisworld93
Wait u mean he's not saying "effin cry"???
TheElsMan 7 months ago
@TheElsMan Yeah, he's saying "laugh and cry"
MrChaz03088 7 months ago
is it me or when stewie says "laugh and cry" it sounds like "effin cry!!"?
Fuckdisworld93 7 months ago
@Fuckdisworld93
that is what I thought he's been saying but after a couple of episodes I realized it was laugh and cry. xD
ThePoeticAngel 7 months ago
One time when I listened to this, I whistled when my dad came because it was, IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES AND S*X ON TV!!
fiskelefse 7 months ago
Family Guy is the BEST SHOW EVER! hahha i love this show! <3
SmileLifesFun 7 months ago 32
@SmileLifesFun Haha Fuck you!
VongolaAQW223 5 months ago
@SmileLifesFun i can watch it and I'm 11 but i can watch it with or without my parents
MoeshaSymone 3 months ago
repeat 0:17 they says LEG
4876531 8 months ago
(padre de familia SUPER! ) un 10
BlackCrazyWoman66 8 months ago
16 ppl need a slap from Peter Griffin
08BOOGIEMAN 8 months ago
can any1 help me i once saw a intro from family guy
where you say in red : family
and in blue : guy
then you hear a sort of airhorn
followed by guitar music
PLZ HELP!
ThePeachCockTaiL 8 months ago
my family and aunts and uncle and cousins love family guy
pieeee16 8 months ago
SEASON 10 IS FINNALLY OUT!!
1113Molly 8 months ago
Family guy rocks
LLZ77 8 months ago
What about south park? In my opinion the best!
MrOreo2010 8 months ago
SHUT UP MEG!!!!!!
Kristianvid 9 months ago
THE 14 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO ARE TOTAL LOSERS!!!
SackmanProductions 9 months ago
FAMILY GUY AND AMERICAN ARE THE BEST TVPROGRAMM AT THE WORLD
xDDDD
CoOlLNessMaCHtMit 9 months ago
i want more seasons
SandroCrystalColor 9 months ago
when the hell does stewie cry??????
NIBIR98 9 months ago
Isn't this version a little slow?
nilecitygangsta 9 months ago
When The Simpsons was in it's prime Family Guy and The Simpsons were on par but now with the ever-increasing slump in a lot of new simpsons episodes; it's possible that Family Guy may just overtake The Simpsons . I remember I used to look forward to a new Simpsons episode; well not anymore. Family Guy has the advantage of being able to parody almost anything which has paid off well in the Stars War's trilogy etc.
Damocles178 9 months ago
I will admit there are episodes of Family Guy I don't like but the good episodes will certainly have my eyes glued to the screen :) That "Then there were fewer" was something else! :D Though the Simpsons does sometimes have Excellent new episodes; the Bob Next Door was amazing so at least it's proof The Simpsons is hanging in there after all being a fan of the Simpsons and Family Guy I'd like both to produce good episodes for many years to come :)
Damocles178 9 months ago
@Cutekitty953
iDudePod 10 months ago
whos voice is fucking up the theme
20samsa 10 months ago
@20samsa in the end? its Chris voice giving a more "gross" background
hurge3 10 months ago
@20samsa Brians
TaffTalk 10 months ago
i love the song, but is there a way to sensor out a certain word in there? my brother said there's something in that song i dont know about yeet :3
Lilcutetoon 10 months ago
Family Guy is overrated :3
LupeFiascoVEV0 10 months ago
Love that sobg
TheTaekwondokid825 10 months ago
this tune is the best tune ever dude and i can do the impression
20samsa 10 months ago
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iDudePod 10 months ago
@hoodge95 dude you live in kelso and if you like things to be just right then youre a antfucker and i didn't say that my spelly was right in that comment so just fuck off you fucking troll
Linibambini 11 months ago
i like the opening
mathstudent302 11 months ago
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I know it all
Aris048thesecond 11 months ago
@hoodge95 I'm sorry that i;m typing on my ipod.... you know what you are......you're a fucking spelling nazi and you live in scotland TROLL!!!
Linibambini 11 months ago
@hoodge95 Dude do you really think that i'm 23? and do you really think i can't spell? and do you really think that i live in holland? I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live next to you. so watch out son.....
Linibambini 11 months ago
@hoodge95 I'm in 2 years 8 so i'm 4 know and what he fuck is fucking problem fucking dumbass do you want to fight come on you son of BIATCH! mijn name is casey en i'm going to beat you.
Linibambini 11 months ago
hahaha 0:06 lois syas sex
hahahahahahahahah lololololoxdxdxdxdxd
Linibambini 11 months ago
love family guy
rabbyskidda 11 months ago
i have the copy dvd of family guy
kaiclay2 1 year ago
There was another version did by a jazz singer or something. it was smooth and better. where can I find it.
Gutsyndicate 1 year ago
it's funny how quick it took me to memorize this theme song :-)
mdawg4823utube 1 year ago
Just One Thing to say : West Side Story ;D
mzhunter33 1 year ago
All the things that make us... F-ing cry.
d4ark 1 year ago
The Simpsons Is Wicked!
Family Guy Is Wicked!
Futurama Is Wicked!
King Of The Hill Is Wicked!
American Dad Is Wicked!
They all rock, but I like Family Guy and The Simpsons the same!
COR07124063 1 year ago 64
@COR07124063
20samsa 10 months ago
@COR07124063 where's south park?
jonesf007 9 months ago 3
@jonesf007
I have not really watched it because of it's maturity, but I do not hate it nor love it!
COR07124063 9 months ago
@COR07124063
Auf Wiedersehen Pet Is Wicked!
Only Fools and Horses Is Wicked!
The Bill Is Wicked!
Kenan and Kel Is Wicked!
Bullseye Is Wicked!
Big Break Is Wicked!
thefranksterboy 9 months ago
@thefranksterboy
I like Only Fools And Horses as well as Kenan And Kel, I do not mind The Bill, but I have not heard of the others!
COR07124063 9 months ago
@COR07124063 I love family soo much but i like south park better
im not saying i hate it im just saying i like south park too |:|
NewPemmie 9 months ago
@NewPemmie
Fair enough mate, that is your opinion and I respect that!
COR07124063 9 months ago
@COR07124063 I like them both for diffrent reasons.
m8o8c8k8 7 months ago
@m8o8c8k8
Cool!
COR07124063 7 months ago
@COR07124063 Familey guy has more raunchy humor while simpsons has better characters
m8o8c8k8 7 months ago
@m8o8c8k8
That I can agree with!
COR07124063 7 months ago
@COR07124063 (:
m8o8c8k8 7 months ago
@COR07124063 I hate American Dad. All they do is crude jokes.Family Guy and Simpsons have more class.
bashbro1able 7 months ago
@COR07124063 Yes! There are still some good people left! Family guy will never replace simpsons. Simpsons will never replace family guy!
OmarGodOOO 7 months ago
@COR07124063 You forgot Cleveland show :D
ItzClanMasta96 6 months ago
@ItzClanMasta96
Ah yes, I have although I have not watched that one!
COR07124063 6 months ago
@COR07124063 you south park. :)
BlueJackolantern 6 months ago
@BlueJackolantern
Watched a little bit of it, although the raunchy humour; did kind of embarrass me a bit, and my dad told me not to watch it so I had to change the channel!
COR07124063 6 months ago
@COR07124063 hey you forgot southpark!
MegaGlitchMaster100 5 months ago
@MegaGlitchMaster100
Oh yeah, and that although it is a little too raunchy for my liking but I do not hate it!
COR07124063 5 months ago
@COR07124063 simpsons suck
gkyy3c 5 months ago
@COR07124063 South Park > Family Guy+The Simpsons
TheChealseaFC 5 months ago
lois: it seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on tv.
peter: but where are those good old fashion values.
whole family: on which we used to rely, lucky there´s a family guy. lucky there´s a man who, positifly can do, all the things that makes us
stewie: laugh and cry
whole family: he´s a fa-mi-ly guuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyy
bartyboy6 1 year ago
@bartyboy6
That's your opinion, mate; I used to like them, but I am not so keen on them now!
COR07124063 5 months ago
OMG!!! I Watch With My Nan Sometimes Weee! :D
evefan08 1 year ago
i have probably seen/heard this intro at least 1000 times and still sing along to it. i love family guy. this show makes me so happy
everybodyhitthedeck 1 year ago
Admit it. Lois is hot for a cartoon.
LittleMisterRumpus 1 year ago
what do you call this kind of music? this big band broadway kinda feel
rhdmsdlf 1 year ago
only just watched a episode of this last saturday awesome show
mikey3565 1 year ago
im only 12 and i love family guy,stewie is my favorite .stewie i love you and your evil plans to kill lois.xxxx
connieandtwilight 1 year ago
Its funny how they are singing the intro "Its seems today all you see is violence and movies and sex on T.V." LOL which is true and this cartoon is probably the most explicit.., vulgar.,and fowl mouthed one i have seen.Just a great example for kids nowadays.
jspartan79 1 year ago
10 people listened to this song backwards
TiNGLEsChannel 1 year ago
Hey go to my page and follow links to watch family guy, South Park and The Simpsons
TheGw43 1 year ago
Family Guy is VERY much better than Simpsons, Happy Tree Friends, Southpark or Futurama. ! Thumb Up !
henry7532 1 year ago
@henry7532 No, honey. South Park is better. Family Guy is written by manatees who pull ideaballs out of a giant tank.
corrriemae 1 year ago
It seems today that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on t.v.
But were are those good ol' Family Guy episodes?
On which we used to rely!
DragonSword129 1 year ago
family guys the best
MULTIWWEVIDEOS 1 year ago 74
@MULTIWWEVIDEOS the simpsons are the best!
SuperLeila94 1 year ago
@SuperLeila94 Simpsons is awful
CoolSmiffy 1 year ago
@SuperLeila94 yea i love simpsons too but i dont catch it on tv no more :( i miss homer being stupid
MULTIWWEVIDEOS 1 year ago
@MULTIWWEVIDEOS lol all of the characters are stupid! including marge, lisa, bart, even the dog! xD
SuperLeila94 1 year ago
@SuperLeila94 lolol my fav is that fat kid of cheif williams i think his name is Williams i lost my memory lol
MULTIWWEVIDEOS 1 year ago
@MULTIWWEVIDEOS remember the time we were suppose to get that boat? " a boats a boat but the box could be anything, it could even be a boat you know how much we wanted one of those." " well then lets just take the..." "we'll take the box" "peter that just happened 10 mins ago. lol
skatmanbb 6 months ago
Love it
ImCookieandFreds 1 year ago 2
Brian is funny so is stewy
outdoorcat16 1 year ago
I LOVE family guy it is as funny as sponge bob square pants
outdoorcat16 1 year ago
@outdoorcat16 thumbs up jaja
miguel4897 1 year ago
i watched this vid 7x and i didn't notice stewie until now
SouthParkChic15 1 year ago
hydrotag 1 year ago
we're currently playing this with our band. great theme!
JoScarlett 1 year ago
Now this is what I want OUR SCHOOL BAND to play.
LMAO.
:D
*we/THEY [ US ] played simpsons theme song.
omgitsmeah 1 year ago
simpsons and futurama letting you down?
Lucky there's a Family Guy!
Plausiblesarge 1 year ago
when i was only 5 i used to watch this show and from age 5-8 i used to sing these lyrics: It seems today that all u see is violence and movies and sets on tv buy wearing those good old fashion values i wish we used to rely. Lovey is a family guy Lovey is man who positivly banks too all the things that make us laugh and cry he's a family guy!!!!!! i am only 9 now and this is my favorite show
CaileyRoche09 1 year ago
@CaileyRoche09 lol you're to young to watch this! go play with some legos!
whitsnake8 1 year ago
@CaileyRoche09 .....sex on tv but where are those good ol fasioned values on which we used to rely.... just thought id give u the real lyrics on that part
hydrotag 1 year ago
Lois Is Playing A Piano And Yet U Can't Even Hear It ..
MidnightSun181 1 year ago
@headshot1004 no need to hate!
TwinkieFriend 1 year ago
watch the brand new intro like i did last night
MrVideogamemaster101 1 year ago
TheCapBrothers 1 year ago
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TheCapBrothers 1 year ago
What does Stewie say at the end of the clip is it Kevin cry???
hodgey907 1 year ago
@hodgey907 effing cry
MrPeeonyou 1 year ago