How To Open Bottles Of Beer Without A Bottle-Opener

[Worzx]

I only have 1 bottle..

[51Rincon]

I only have one bottle :/ on to the next video

[cho0da]

Forever alone

[MrPeltosa]

Shit i have only one bottle...

[MrHooky1]

forever alone

[proudstr8]

as if his english teeth arent already bad enough hahah

[ShubaDubah]

i feel that every other countries beers are so easily opened, when i do it i often break lighters or end up with nasty cuts on my fingers, ive tried all sorts of techniques but nothing seems to work.

[VENOMZERO7711]

what happens if you only have one bottle...

[BEERandBODY]

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Beer Consumers will absolutely LOVE this!

[HunterAvakianFilms]

FOREVER ALONE. 

[loquendero90XD]

1:01 Forever Alone

[zezimakiller44]

Screw this

*Grabs out Hammer and screw*

*Stabs hand*

[kraqh]

lighter, table, glass, shoes, mobile ......

[berkheim666]

He looks so happyy!!!:D ... fag.

[drummerdudex023]

lighter, fork, spoon, belt buckle...

[madcat303]

British dont have pearly whites :D

[UncontrollableTechno]

@madcat303 and americans dont have skinny bodys ><

[tietie1424]

Harry Potter lost his glasses. umm......thats not butter beer Harry...That shit will avadakadabra your brain in no time :p

[stsostube]

OMG, why am I watching this? PSN needs to come back up soon!

[stellasinit]

@stsostube yea lol

[bobkins1234]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Peroni

[alexmercer101]

0:56 FOREVER ALONE!!!!!11111111....i feel you bro!

[RzXVeRSaTiiLe]

wow tht mans an idiot i have a better trick u can use anything and ur hand

[Xehanator]

shirt durp........

[ItlogNaEgg]

my beer is more important then my teeth

[ElevationLowJJ]

@ItlogNaEgg Learn to spell. It is "than my teeth" and not "then my teeth".

[ItlogNaEgg]

@ElevationLowJJ stfu you english teacher freak!

[craztvato]

he have no freainds

[blackblood11789]

How about use the counter edge, or just your hands? If you can't do it with your bare hands, put a paper towel or something on it to cushion your hand.

[michaelsharples]

oh god this geezers voice is so fucking annoying, sounds like someone for a babies tv channel

[MadisonISaGodess]

@michaelsharples i think its kinda hawt haha

[imthegamegod]

Step 1:Go to the dollar store

Step 2: Buy a goddamn bottle openner

[xXThexPunisherXx]

I would use the scissors!

[LOLZPWNDYOU]

If you have one beer bottle, use your forearm lol, right in the flesh, and press very hard, then twist.. pop goes the cap and you sit back and watch out the window.. hoping some chick has a bottle of beer, so you can invite her, get her totally twisted.. and get laid for how many hours you please lolz

[Jordainio]

..........Don't.

hahahahahaha 

[IIXSEEKXII]

step 1 dont be a pussy

step2 put hand over cap

step 3 twist hand will hurt but look at step 1

[FlexxLyric]

Haha....He said, " You don't want to ruin those pearly whites." Don't Brits use screwdrivers and shit to pick their teeth? Hmm. Damage cause by Bottlecap < Screwdriver, in my estimation.

[kurtits1]

yea i do it with a spoon mate :L

[mofunzonecom]

in britain thers a man that can open his beer bottle with his testes

al we know is, hes called the stig

[x0xBlackxRosex0x]

@mofunzonecom lolololol I'm a Brit :)

[Sakeroz]

pretty much fucked

[Lightricky]

Just use a knife

[MrPandawesome]

no you don't share that, you just take 2 0.o

Is that commentator stupid or what?

[Chrisman50]

@MrPandawesome Getting drunk alone. So sad.

[MrPandawesome]

@Chrisman50 meh, I aint handing out free beer here..

[xuhongming]

That's why u need a product like Twistaid!

[wwaterbottless]

Water bottles! Check it out!

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[sleepx2]

I was out the other night and saw a guy open a bottle with his teeth. I cringed!

[100KA]

Ur not a real man , if u dont know 20 ways to open a beer , without an opener !

[Exabiier]

in America the beer is in Aluminum cans so theres no need for bottle opener

[bountyonmyhead]

@Exabiier ugh canned beer...

[MaTTRiiK]

In soviet russia, bottle opens you!

[sokha326]

@MaTTRiiK ahahahahah

[MrClosercloser]

@MaTTRiiK idiot don't show ur stupidity with such stupid not funny jks

[greedyjr]

here in Canada our beer is already open

[jstnhnh]

Look how happy he is at 0:50.

[joshuabouwman]

here in Holland we just break the top of the bottle and drink!

[FytAl1ty]

i can do it better :D

[SamuelMT08]

this just happened to me. i tried doing the two bottles thing but i just said fuck it and went to kroger and got a bottle opener. i didn't want beer going all over my apartment.

[reeeil]

in Soviet Russia, beer opens you!

[toasterfriends]

I think at the end he realized he had no friends to share it with.

[scary00001]

the guy's like "shit now i wasted a bottle cuz i was going to drink only one"

[MrSnatch22]

share the other bottle? wtf? drink em both

[lolerdelol]

you can open a bottle with just about any object with some sort of edge

[webed6]

cheesy video... but what if you had a fancy beer, that is sealed with a cork? you never thought about that one, smart arses...

[draquehug]

useless. wrong grip.

[wowkid0330]

it doesnt work! i tried with two coronas!

[MrSnatch22]

@wowkid0330 corona sux, in mexico they call it piss. quality beers come from germany, belgum, denmark, and the netherlands.

[freddyen]

useless! it destroys the beer!

[SkankinDevil89]

just use a keychain ring

[Cloud705037]

Or you can use the bottom end of a lighter.

[SexuelleCurrywurst]

in soviet russia you dont open the beer, beer ist opening you

[mariopartyful]

In japan we use our fish to open our bottles

[kassem435]

in soviet Russia you don't open beer they open you

[menyu]

the problem with this is that both the beers might open, or the wrong one might open and make a mess.

[280894280894]

Peroni Nastro Azzuro!!! Great beer!

[lustaufsanwald]

u dont need to put the cap on again you just need to use the opening of the first bottle to open the 2nd

[Snakkpungur]

Splendid i tells ya :O)

[HarleyStcool]

just put the bottle on your counter and hit your hand and it wil break off

[joelface]

I used a key ring once.. It worked, but it also pulled the key ring open, which was unfortunate.

[magic2magic]

That's why I always carry my Macgyver knife (swiss army) with me.

[Serieraa]

if you only have 1 bottle.

use a lighter.

durr.

[2danno5]

damn i only have 1 bottle!

[MightySheep25]

@2danno5

ME TOO DAMN IT

[skimp702]

me too this is bullshit i cant get this fuckin thing open quietly without a bootle opener lol

[Perilous3D]

use your teeth

[3StarsANDaSun1018]

they dont make them bottles like they used to...

[markjoachen]

lol at the end ..........dont

[salamanderdeath]

It's "done", not don't

[CaolanM07]

I just use my phone... not recommended, but it works.

[Mpyroblast]

Use the side of a counter, if it has that hallow part underneath.

[mr7788995]

wht if u only have 1 bottle??

[Dcamilleri1]

u find something to open it with xD

[TheresAFuckingDuck]

a lighter or a paper

[TheGirlzgame]

@mr7788995 then go out and buy 1 more

[Devoube]

@mr7788995

this is madness.

[MrAlexq79]

@mr7788995 - then use your ass hole. 

[smallenginemods]

@mr7788995 why the fuck would you be drinking with only one bottle?

[KKAYALLDAY]

i got dizzy fromtrying 22 much

[Ev105]

When you're no longer capable of repeating this procedure, you're pissed.

[barkydoggy]

what if u only had 1 beer bottle

[danyelt1001]

go buy some beer...

[iqHunter]

@barkydoggy Why would you only have 1 beer that doesnt make sence, 2 beer are better than 1 beer thats why you always have 2 beer xD

[freddyen]

@barkydoggy then you use the lighter in your pocket! or a knife...or a piece of paper...or your ring on your finger or the table where its at or a random streetsign in the city! the world is a bottle opener dude!

[Benchpress33]

@barkydoggy easy find a table put the cap on the edge of the table and pull the bottle down at the same time hitting the cap the only problem is it puts a lot of head on it

[loknloll]

@barkydoggy what the fuck would you possibly be doing with one beer? there is another video on here somewhere, that shows in the event you only have one beer, how to throw yourself out of the window...

[SamMcAlpin]

@barkydoggy that was my thought exactly :P

[donutvulling]

@barkydoggy Whats the point of only 1 beer?

[laidinusa]

@barkydoggy use the edge of the table. or a coin. or your teeth. or a lighter. or a piece of paper. etc...

[Brandon428920]

@barkydoggy use a lighter if you smoke and if you dont have a lighter use your table they both work

[rayveltang]

@barkydoggy your already failed if you only have 1 beer bottle

[Chubb10ck]

@barkydoggy Then your screwed ^^

[orlandotech]

@barkydoggy

1. Place beer cap lip on top of hard, flat surface

2. smack beer bottle down on cap with palm of hand

3. ????

4. profit

:)

[chazza495]

@barkydoggy Get a friend XD

[ApplesStudios]

@barkydoggy why would you only have one? she should have bring you 2 :D

[notmuchtodo1]

@barkydoggy then you need more beer ?

[Fintwon]

@barkydoggy

Why would you only drink one bottle ? No point.

[BlackBile13]

Oll yew need naowr, is a Frend to shea that uttha botto wiv.

[gatsbyexpress]

hahah, write it in IPA

[antetwra]

with lighter

[calikitty123]

Yes lighters do work best!!

[CoolConejo]

Try opening a bottle with your dick.

[Gibsonlpt]

DONE

[DayInRain]

Shit...what if I bought a single 40? What then?!

[00iCrazy00]

Go get 2 more, a bottle opener, CoD4 and a PS3?

[DayInRain]

Fucking brilliant! Dude, you should make your own how-to video.

[00iCrazy00]

If you are awesome, you don't need a how-to video ;)

[MrPuple10]

or if your not weak as shit you could open the cap like you would on a plastic bottle

[Orelion]

Only if it's a twist-off cap.

[MrPuple10]

which most beer caps are

[chickenpun]

he's not talking about twistoffs

[keytek9]

or u can just use the door thing

[Kisarez]

I just seem to can't do it :( let's try again though

[Cr381v3]

no friends, what to do? :P lol

[orangejulius3]

friend not included i see

[beutelsbacher]

here in germany we open beer bottles with our nipples!

[XxSocialTechxX]

@beutelsbacher LMAO!!!!! sorry but i just had 2 laff at that XD

[Luigi84289]

@beutelsbacher I like that idea.

[DonMarvin13]

@beutelsbacher  yeah ure right :D

[987654321STEvO]

@beutelsbacher haha da haste recht :D

[allthatyouknow]

@beutelsbacher how the hell do you do that?!

[beutelsbacher]

@allthatyouknow you just have to place the bottle on your nipple horizontally, put lots of pressure on it and then turn clockwise like a freaking idiot. either the bottle is open or your nipple hurts :D ( or both <3)

[sasuke8050]

@beutelsbacher wtf

[109jamil]

@beutelsbacher that's because you fuckers are sadist and masochists

[beutelsbacher]

@109jamil no, it's because WE CAN =D

[dArKnOxUs1]

The best WAy is to Get a hammer and smash the whole beer then it will open with a mess,LOL

[jacktheripper509]

in germany we drink beer in the morning

[licanueto]

oh really? !!!, here in argentina we breath every day! (?)

[PikachuIsAsian]

lol, wat i do is that i put the buttle top under hot runny water :D

[hellgate02]

he doesnt have friends!

[StarGreg]

lol.... Or just use youre stomach like Homer does it.

[Annab12338]

you could use a small towl to open one too

[fake2k1337]

aww i almost made it... then i got pissed and used the bottle opener lol

[TheLittleMan123]

a tip: Don't use your teeth!

you may risk to loosen them or even pop them out.

[gtrevs]

or even chob them... which is most unfortunate...

[PaladinSoyasaus]

but how the heck shall i do it when i only have one bottle!!!!????

[ALostRecon]

use another one :D

[PaladinSoyasaus]

lol...

[sgAKAchina]

what happens if i only have 1 bottle of beer

[playtogame]

Do it agaisnt a table

[dakr2]

just use your ring, lighter, teeth, table, anything with a corner really

[preciousena]

D'oh! thank you very much.

[aboodz]

dumb bitch

[Bora199420]

If you know what I mean.

[Bora199420]

the first 16 seconds is so over reacting like a child or lame something like that no need for that kid stuff

[BowserNeedsLoveToo]

i just tried this, it didnt work and i cut my finger on the bottle...t

[modda1028]

you cant just do this you'r first try, you need to practice..

[kadziuzzz]

lol, they r creating such a lame vids how to do that, i use my teeth opening beer and i think that's the better way to.

[drunkass77]

bic for life

[jhooligan11]

thats the best way dude

[jettkrash]

he talks like the Geico Gecko!

[OMARSIMENTAL]

PRETTY LAMME

[flakyolly]

He IS the Geico Gecko. He sells beer to increase car accidents so he can sell more insurance.

[aboodz]

hahahaha

never thought of that

the cute Gecko is actually evil!

[donpazer]

0:51 - 0:54 - He looks like a four year old boy that just made pee in the toilet for the first time!!! LOLOL!

[LeATHERMOUTHfanclub]

or you can put the edge of the cap onto the edge of the table or counter and hit the cap and it will pop off

[No0031]

i used a file cabinet at a friends dads office lol

this was after denting about 3 wooden tables whilst drunk :S

[Sjofy]

I always open it this way :P

[godverdegodverdomme]

I like opening them with forks or spoons.

[ozzylongbeach]

i agree with the other idiot,just get a bottle cap opener 4 ur key chain 4 a buck! that way u dont risk ur teeth,the flavor,shaking it up,spilling,asking another fag.just buy it......got damit! steal it if u have 2!