The World Stands Up - Frankie Boyle

[minesajd]

amazing how in this his confidence isnt quite there, and when you add his confidence of today the jokes become outstanding

[lespaul457]

you don't put up new material for every video on youtube, course some of his stuff is repeated ...

[freeob4]

There are no comprehensible words coming out of his mouth.

[TheGodOfTheDucks]

@freeob4 Yes there is

[derrenlegendbrown]

0:22 <<< Fat Roger Federa :P

[invictorium]

@derrenlegendbrown jimmy carr

[RealOutOfSight]

he was probably on drugs

[emowashere]

haters gonna hate

[tsdf2]

He spoke too fast and so his timing was bad.

[MynameisZara1]

His timing is always better on mock the week.

[ian747uk]

v funny

[h3rry123]

240p? What is this Africa?

[nixtblack]

yee gawds...only here cause of stewart lee and...yep, this guy is as lazy, dull, predictable and pathetic as I was informed.

[madjamie17]

@nixtblack Well, thats your opinion isn't it mate.

[b11k22]

ive listened to this joke 10 other times in other videos in other locations... but i still didnt leave...

[Girlycard33]

For some reason "My dad will shag your dad!...and he'll enjoy it!" was pretty much the greatest diss-line ever XD

[Moderm101]

seen this before.. used the same material.....

[eminemforlifenoshit]

@Moderm101 when they do tours they do it around the same time its not exactly the same every show you just obvisously dont now anything about touring

[keir193]

@Moderm101 yeah like every standup comedian does. what they have all new jokes every night?

[MonkeyMonkMan]

@Moderm101 Has he just run out of material now?

[MrTheAntman]

shut up BlackRoof, u chose the wrong video audience for that bullshit

[sepsepsep12]

@MrTheAntman wat he said

[stringera7x]

@MrTheAntman actually Frankie Boyle is a longtime Pro-Palestine sympathiser, so it does kinda have the proper audience,

but yeah, some messages on youtube are hardly gonna bring down Israel ha

[pyronap]

@BlackRoof hey dont try and sound political and all that stupid shit when really you just want attention cause mommy didnt hug you enough.

[spetznasguards]

@BlackRoof paki bastard

[DiabolicBadger]

Typical woman :-D genious!

[stoneman289]

@MrsJasonDarr l000l

[Josiieeeeeeee]

Americans probably think grouds-keeper Willy Finally cracked and got glasses.

[GenerationMuzic]

just another 2 to go then i got my hands on that fleece! =D

[LBgashead87]

then il get my hands on that fleece lmfao

[sl4rtz]

youtube.com/watch?v=muixaxta2T­A - frankie boyle on Madeleine McCann from his dvd!

[locomotosoto]

0:40 Sexy chica like the rape implication. :)

[foppo100]

This scots get has got a problem he is not funny.

[kalifire]

How long did everyone else last? I lasted 47 seconds before I realised it was basically going to be artless shit, and saved myself two minutes of my life (including the time it took to write this!)

[007salamat69]

@18gns9bk Good point. And I suppose there are plenty of them in Scotland too. Maybe Frankie will be adding to the collection soon :D

[007salamat69]

Frankie is unique. He's the only stand-up who does jokes about dead and dying children.

[bigderekkeene]

@007salamat69 No, Jerry Sadowitz was doing jokes like that and about a lot worse long before Frankie, but Frankies still great!

[jackanoryjames]

@007salamat69 Is date-rape jokes are a guaranteed winner at parties...

[007salamat69]

@jackanoryjames Frankie's kid could be taken up the the rear entrance :D

[MrKingdick69]

frankie legend

[lennic95]

Wow the crowd really doesn't like him...

[janeeyre1990]

@lennic95 If it's an American crowd, they probably can't understand him.

[MrRottenPotato]

Look at 0:22, What the hell is Christopher Nolan doing over there? Doesn't he have a Batman movie or something to shoot? xD

[starsthatfly]

the audience were dead....or maybe he's just not that funny...

[michaelangelo323]

@starsthatfly lol, thats a very funny joke, Frankie not a good enough comedian, omg ur absaloutly funny, u might join fankie!

[starsthatfly]

@michaelangelo323 do i detect sarcasm?

[Emosareverybad]

the first 2 jokes were word for word identicle to frankie boyle live at the appollo

[smellofpissoffu]

@Emosareverybad also used them on mock the week

[75goodies]

he is a f^^&%g genius

[xoxPOExox]

"an article in the womens mag for valentines...." THEN WHAT? =O don't leave us hangin frankie!

[tommy444able]

@xoxPOExox then he shagged her .........maybe

[kevyk999]

fuckin class lol he's is class

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

''this boys been glassed''

[throwingknifeladd]

hey who saw that gay videos from bearman3212? that was the gayest shite ive ever seen

[ashleylovesdaddy]

Typical Women. That's brilliant!

[Alakzander]

i guess wine drinkers don't get his jokes 

[tinkerbellsteph100]

He cracks me up!

[iansvecs]

I've heard better responses from an audience at a public hanging.

[usaqamadeeq]

what a fuken dead crowd!

[scotland1989able]

@usaqamadeeq its coz english people dont like scottish. as soon as they heard his accent they wer probly tryin to not find it funny

[manbruv]

@scotland1989able I like the scotish, and i am english. Franky Boyle is one of my favorite comedians, I don't care what nationality comedians are, just so long as they make me laugh.

And if anything, the crowd was probably unconfortable with the context of his jokes.

[scotland1989able]

@manbruv faggots :o)

[Spazmac118]

Turn on the audio translate for this and tell me that youtube's computer experts didn't FAIL.....

[Raekwon941]

@Spazmac118 It's going to cost me on all not the full court. I just kind of teaching tool, and in heinz not police.

[brotherofgurnip]

WHAT WAS IN THE WOMEN'S ARTICLE FOR VALENTINES!!!!???? I MUST KNOW NOW!!!!!

[TrashCanGammy]

Haha what a shite crowd, a complete bunch of fannies. The reaction at the end to the nice serial killer joke was tragic. Fuck off and watch Michael McIntyre you boring tits.

[93SJD]

@TrashCanGammy Have you read his autobiography? He mentioned in it that this kind of thing isn't his target audience, so that would explain them being absolute cunts.

[utar88utar]

@TrashCanGammy i think the fact that he isnt that funny may have something to do with it.

cheers

[TMDLex]

Fuck me that audience was crap!

[ArkiveX]

@stampsonsnails... He was talking about a member of the audience. Actually read back through the comments, yeah?

[PowderRanger00]

75 complaints when its broadcasted to thousands of people ,75 nobheads with nothing better to do (or 75 calls from the facially offensive adlington) frankie boyle was better than mock the week anyways i hope he makes another dvd before he quits!

[lewismccune]

Tough crowd :/ people nowadays can really apreaciate dark and offensive humour which is some of the best humour as everybody likes to take the pish out of something

[celeb8]

wow this guy is my new favorite comedian

[sirtinycreep]

Yawn...

[petercfc1888]

Frankie is so funny

[killieboy93]

Lighten up human beings of earth! We should be appreciating comedy together, not cowardly sending death threats to people we know we'll never meet.

[Ctaak]

My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it.

LMAO!

[otumoetaipat]

he said SHAG

[ScorpionDaJuggalo]

i like how you dont deny that your dad would love to get boned by frankie's dad

the only .38 your dad has is whats between your legs and we all know he knows just how to pull the trigger on that ;3

[andrewm153351]

@ScorpionDaJuggalo

my father is too busy beating your mother

[ScorpionDaJuggalo]

aw are you missing your daddy's gloved hand?

poor child, he'll be back soon, and he'll need your sweet loving when he is because my mother just kicked the shit out of his pedophile ass

[PHXXXXXX]

@ScorpionDaJuggalo You are a sad sad sad human being.

[ScorpionDaJuggalo]

Yes I am <3

[ArachEye]

He sais shag you fucking moron

[andrewm153351]

wow how much of a fucking moron do YOU have to be to try to correct me on something that was already corrected.

That's a major FAIL on your part buddy.

Stop trolling on the internet and actually go outside and meet people. It's actually pretty fun.

[andrewm153351]

oh, and its "said" not "sais" you fucking moron.

[ArachEye]

You're the one threatening a comedian with a gun and pasta over the internet....

Kill Yourself?

[DefinitelyMaybe80]

The guy in the audience looks like a chubby Roger Federer!

[Authenticcaribbean93]

LOL true

[venusfire3390]

@DefinitelyMaybe80 i'm pretty sure thats jimmy carr. this vid is from ages ago, and frankie used to write a lot of jimmy's jokes

[DefinitelyMaybe80]

@venusfire3390 Its definitely not Jimmy Carr!!

[StampsOnSnails]

@venusfire3390 Are you serious!!? Look at a photo of Jimmy Carr theres not one thing about him that look anything like Frankie Boyle!!!?

[theDingbat]

@DefinitelyMaybe80 i think it's Mark Gatiss

[TextBookPuncher1]

@DefinitelyMaybe80 lmao yeah cross between roger and jimmy car

[FlexCrush1981]

@DefinitelyMaybe80 I think thats Jimmy Carr

[ItsameAlex]

@DefinitelyMaybe80

I thought that was jimmy carr? no wait, that's a down syndrome roger federer.

[LeeM2K1]

@DefinitelyMaybe80 So...Jimmy Carr? :)

[swingbeeper]

Frankie for prime minister!!

[I9kieran94]

he's amazing in Mock the Week. The quick fire bit at the end is sooo funny

[TokyoXplorer]

Amazing. Hes so good live!!

[marcusrockstar]

LMAO

[SmartiesLikesTurtles]

:D I love Frankie Boyle, he's just amazing XD (a)

[Joppsta360]

That was very weak..

He musta been on a tight leish at this gig or something.. Mock the Week = best Frankie Boyle i've seen so far ^^

[himynamesryan]

This is years ago. It was weaker material for ALL famous stand ups back when they played clubs.

[GilbertSyndrome]

@Joppsta360, well consider the fact that most of the stuff he used on "mock the week" was used many times before at live shows, you just didn't see it.

[ELMcADAM]

@MrsJasonDarr your listening skills, combined with your typing skills, equals! the same joke we already heard?

comic of the future.

[scroticles]

To the guys commenting below me, Notice how many people agree with you! Retards!

[Bled69]

dick

[Kaburorne]

@lkijju He also moans about Scotland :P

[malteeaser101]

Jimmy Carr said the same condom joke.

[Malfidi]

@malteeaser101 I think Frankie Boyle has written material for Jimmy Carr.

[ChrisN94]

No, he definitely has, and he has used it. He's written for him on Jimmy's own show, and for 8 out of 10 cats. Read his autobiography.

[kabogga]

@ChrisN94: aayb hewrote for JIMMY Carr and gave him the stuff that he wrote and look at and thought 'this is rubbish, oh well, better see if I can offload it on JImmy.

[ChrisN94]

No, they had a set topic they had to write jokes on, and they all got together and wrote. Also, Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle do occasionally use the same jokes, why would Frankie use jokes he thought were crap?

[kabogga]

@ChrisN94: Exactamundo!!!

he thought they were crap so he managed to buy lunch by giving JImmy a bad line and passing it off as original

[liamgardinerrs]

thwy write together

[PonyProdutions]

Ok Frankie is a ledgend!

EVERY Comedian uses the same material for stetches:

Russell Howard (who i love btw).

Michael Mcntyre.

Dara O'Brian.

That woman,arh whats her name- Joe something....

I think Lee Evans is the only one who tries to write a whole new show,but hey anyone can say the things Lee does- its just the way he says them that makes the Piss ya pants funny! x

FRANKIE YOU ROCK!

MOCK THE WEEK WON'T BE THE SAME WITH OUT YA! X

[aModernDandy]

Joe Bran? She's on QI a lot.

[deekdasheep]

ahhh ya fukin cunt

[jimmyclachan]

Shut up you cunts

[p3rs0n42]

baaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!

walk down the street in a brightly coloured jumper, you can feel the trees trying to grow towards you.

fucking roflolmao!!

[joshdale1]

Frankie Boyle Is The Funniest Man In Britain. So Fuck You''se...

And 'Mr Headingley' Is A Riiiight Whopper!!

[Dandango123]

Erm actually it is not 'supposed' to be pronounced Contro-vassy or Contro - versy. If u actually learn about language change and pronounciation, you would know that people of different age groups and classes pronounce it in a different way, due to when they were born or grew up etc. Stop being so prescriptive, especially when ur using words like 'Scoffer' :S

[NefertiriBellyDance]

LUURRVVEEE Frankie!!! who cares if he repeats his jokes?!?!? every stand up does it.. you can't expect them to have completely new material for every gig they do... just like you don't expect a singer to sing completely different songs everytime they perform a gig...

I still laugh my ass off at every joke... no matter how many times i've seen it... it's still funny!!

FRANKIE RULES!!!

[mckdeedog]

treat others as you would like to be treated. This man does obviously not want to be treated nice as an anonymous voice but any insults that are thrown, BRUSH THEM OFF, it's all good.

[mckdeedog]

When I don't respond to him with a lash back insult this is me being responsible. The situation is that I have the power because he feeds off my response, chazza69 thanks for the comment man but just ignore him because he will respond to that now, you have just put food in his mouth. I am not doubting that this man may be considerably more intelligent than me, he probably is as I am only entering the mature life, but I have experienced enough of life to know that:

[mckdeedog]

guys the easiest way to get rid of these trolls is just to ignore them, this guy who's pissin you all off has just a divorced lonely man who hates his life, and he wants to take it out on you. When he does he wants to hit you wherever it hurts. If this tool wants to insult Frankie Boyle just let him, I don't care and i'm 99.9% sure Frankie doesn't care. When you get angry with Trolls your just provoking their childish behavior with angry response. DONT FEED THE FIRE, douse it out with ignorance.

[chazza69]

MrHeadingley - You have made 2 mistakes:

1. 'YOU' - should be 'you'

2. 'OWN' - should be 'own'

Silly man...

[MrHeadingley]

It's 'contro-vassy' NOT 'contrer-versy' Frankie. Don't you need how to pronounce your own native language? You are not American. Maybe you should be though, then you could fuck off out of the UK with your grandfather's brown suit on, making you look sixty five before you even reach forty.

[youboon]

Actually he's Scottish. He's not claiming to be American. He can speak English. Why would he wear his grandfather's brown suit? Who looks 65? Finally, it's controversy not "contro-vassy".

[MrDiscodave22]

mr knobheadingly you are a fucking idiot, reading your fucking idiotic contro vassy made my boring day at work a little brighter you are a fucking muppet , ravingjunky was almost right i think you were the discarded knob cheese from fritzels cock alhtough that would have more personality than you , was that to con tro ver sial for you

[DXvsnWo1]

its his accent asshole

[kojimapie]

hes scottish u ass

[DandyDubber]

then? should it not be "than" lol

[neusk92]

You're a pedantic cunt, MrHeadingley.

[MrHeadingley]

I bet that word took you all of a fortnight to look up.

[neusk92]

What? Cunt? Oh no, that is a very commonly used word.

[MrHeadingley]

There is NO such word as 'payed'- The past tense of pay is 'PAID'. There is an acronym 'PAYE', which represents 'Pay As You Earn' and is a tax system. Young man, before you continue down this line of dissent, I suggest you attend several English courses. You could study with me on-line, but I would have to raise my prices a little for you because I think it would be very hard for you to manage anything more then 2-3 words per session; spelling would inevitably be our priority.

[arcticm88]

a panel of six on mock the week for 7 series. And dont try and come back at me about my spelling, it doesn't matter. If you dont like frankie, then why trawl through his video's posting the same comment?You doing that says more about you then your comments do about him

[MrHeadingley]

I plough through his videos posting the same comment to see how ridiculous you are, trying to respond to every page, when all I do is cut and paste in my lunch hour. You little scoffer!

[arcticm88]

You posted all those comments just so i'd respond? Well thats funny seeing as you posted several of them before i ever left a comment or had any contact with you. And i haven't responded to every page, I've responded to one. I happened to notice them while i was watching a few of Frankie's videos. So if thats the best you can come up with to detract from my point then you have failed. And why do you call me, and other people little scoffer? Thats a name you'd call a small child.

[arcticm88]

And, you spend your lunch hour posting the same type of comments over and over again? Do you not have, say, any friend or colleagues to talk to? well i'd guess. And who bothers to trawl through video's posting the same comments? It, and therefore you, are utterly sad.

[knigstonbcc]

Although the 'American Heritage Dictionary' does state that payed is the same as paid

respect other people and stop being a pedantic prick,

prick -1- a sharp point; prickle. 2 -Slang: Vulgar.

a. penis.

b. an obnoxious or contemptible person. e.g MrHeadingley

[lordieuan777]

MrHeadingley: You're actually quite funny... but you are also very annoying. It's good to see creativity in trolls, but you have made it obvious to the whole YouTube watching community that you have no life, as you appear to be on YouTube attacking Frankie Boyle 24/7.

Either that or you get really good Wi-Fi.

[MrHeadingley]

ERE productions: There is no such word as 'payed' my young scoffer!

[03cgoldsmithj]

yes there is you twat. go and look it up in a dictionary. do i have to spell it out for you, i got 'payed' last week. learn some English before you make stupid comments and who the fuck says scoffer

[Healeyawol]

haha frankie is a lengend!! just wish he had new material

[xChocoyBickyx]

Seriosuly, why post here and complain?

Go get a fucking life as there is so many lazy bastards out there posting on things they come to look at, JUST to slabber at.

Let us enjoy it!

Erm, lasted a week?

He lasted a few years love ;)

[bertfallen]

Those people in the audience in seemed to enjoy it, as did I...Oh wait that's right, if YOU don't like something it's just GOT to be shite, right?

[mikewozere]

Why do you keep punishing yourself by watching his videos then? I saw you criticising him in the comments section of another of his videos. Are you a masochist or something?

[killieboy93]

i'd like to see you do better

[rhino252]

im watchin frankie boyle videos cos i think he's funny, and u've left comments giving out about frankie on every video. if u dont like it y the fuck do ya watch it. go fuck off and die cos people dont want to be listening to ur shite talking.

now go get cancer, ya cunt

[MrHeadingley]

rhino 252 - Terrible grammar young man, just awful. Good try though. You seem to be improving with each comment.

[rhino252]

How is this? Get cancer, you cunt.

[LeadGRuaidri]

I'm actually starting to think that your a narcissist who has no life but to go and annoy himself by watching videos he doesn't like.

OHH - and by the way Youtube, if you ever get corrected in your grammar, let it be known that this guy is a Teacher (and a twat).

Damn now I lowered myself to his level, better go and do the right thing and kill myself ¬.¬

[megzzzzzzy]

@MrHeadingley Can you please stop correcting everyone and writing 'scoffer'? You're making the rest of us Britons look like stuck-up twats.

[MrGnaes]

mr Headingley lol go fuck off you silly old fart

[EREproductions]

You're right! All he does is say the same jokes over and over again...and he still gets payed more than you. Get a life you bitter old fuck,

[jdbruiser]

more sad comments from unpopular youtube users. if he was what you claim then why is he in GTA IV lost and damned?

[arcticm88]

You've wrote that on at least two of Frankies video's."I would rather have paid the workers at Woolworth's to stay open for another week than watch this again."- Well you comment on his live at the apollo video, which is mainly the same material and you said essentially the same thing so i dont know if your very forgetfull or if you just have some sad obsession. And "lasted about a week in his job"really? unless im mistaken he was consistantly the best stand up-from