Ali G taking the piss out of a virgin

[justmenate]

" I was like tem er somethin, with a model who was like 28 er somethin"

[CmdrTobs]

I love the way the pornstar says the best word at the end and others spout self-righteous bullshit.

[mrkanepker]

i found a vid of leanne heart called "size matters"...tut tut for lieing

[96JUSTIN]

lol the ol anti porn hag looks so mad lol fuck off hag

[telldotdk]

I can seriously watch this over and over and it cracks me up just as much as the first time..

A big fan of both Borat and Bruno, but there is something about Ali that so fuckin hilarious...

[AkiraNinja69]

Do you think it is, becoz you is to shy, or cos you aiming for honies outta your league..?

No No No No No Blah Society.

[DeepakPawndU]

The Ali-G show where the victim doesn't know if he got trolled or if Ali trolled himself. Rhespec

[007DefCon3]

virgin stop aiming for hunnies outa your league

[lateralusman87]

omg the ending is fucking hilarious. Couldn't stop lauging.

[martinmerrywinkle]

you know the virgin guy is either gay or a christian who'll get married within minutes...always the christians who get married young, can't think why heh

[1playingyou]

A model from Italy HAA!!

[dannysoya]

LMAAOOOO the size of the warrior. ROFLMAOOO.

[paulmrussell12]

@ProNikegod It was a joke meaning I'd search her on an adult site. It was a reply thus not addressed to you. It was also a youtube comment, there are 100's of comments on millions of videos, do you really sit typing to each one you don't give a shit about that you don't give shit!? Thats sort of a massive waste of time and also ironic on a level that you wont get.

[alexx0xx]

the song at the end is just sick :X

[herringla]

Wallnuts in a sock! And he just calls him virgin! Bwaha ha!

[Missyilovepink]

hahhahahaahaha HOW DOES HE NOT LAUGH?! :o

[Inkvizitsiya]

Trooo-lo-lo-looo...It's so easy to speak about such kind of things when you have no children.

Cheap thing. Money maker. Trooo-lo-lo-looo...

[Eddtastic100]

Lianna heart has nice tits!!

[boblee666]

lol virgin.

[Hockeysktr17]

HAHA love the caption:

Jesse Eubanks

Virgin

[Oxidized181]

"walnuts in a sock" HAHAHAHAHA

[Tanker4769]

could be the original troll.....Ali G is the best....

[subg88]

@Tanker4769

Don't forget Andy Kauffman.

[WeirdRorschach]

Let me axe u a question. Does you like ta have sex?

[Inkvizitsiya]

@WeirdRorschach No, I don't, I'm asexual. 

[11FruitCake11]

coz i've got a massive one, you know

[MrBaxMusic]

VIRGIN DO YOU THINK ITS AT THE RITE AGE

[Nowayout4ever]

LOOLLL for the ending.

[CroMarduk]

hahahah

[TeHSnitchuation]

Im 15, ive been watching for years ;)

[inEarthCEO]

LOL It should be illegal for someone above the age of 50 to have sex... haha!

[userwl2850]

i was waiting for jesus and virgin to be linked.

[RyanBelcher4]

no no no no no no no LOL

[darkhummy]

The end was painful to watch haha.

[darkhummy]

10 with a model from italy who was 28.

[thebest129397]

To good

[DragonDude180]

"Virgin Does you fink it's at the right age?"

-Ali G

[nubl37]

no wonder that miserable old witch hates sex so much, she probably hasnt had it in 30 years

[strokers12345y]

lol, how would serious people agree to be in an interview with Ali G?

[Hobbins84]

legend!!



[controllerbrain]

His "dumbest" intro yet.

[gold95]

Model from Italy who was 28...LMAO!

[JoeyBieg]

com i i i it ment

[crazyfishstudios]

No sex? Just like dexter

[Hemouth]

virgin, do you think is that the right agE?

[Hemouth]

omg so awesome

[SaamBoZ]

HOORAY FOR PORN! 

[ashscootash]

i want to wake up in the morning to that last song, is there a vid of it ?

[666jealous666]

Let's have one word.

... Jesus.

LOLOLOLOLOL. Yeah, because Zombie Jews care a lot about everyone having sex.

[SanPelegrinoMahFahck]

how many people googled Leanne Heart after watching this..

[paulmrussell12]

@SanPelegrinoMahFahck Gonna search her but google wont be my search engine!

[ProNikegod]

@paulmrussell12 cool. no one gives a shit.

[DickHead69able]

@SanPelegrinoMahFahck I googles Jan LaRule

[mattc941]

@SanPelegrinoMahFahck Your damn right bro! She looks better looking in this video then she does in her videos with nasty makeup and looking strung out from coke or H or whatever she does.

[JuliusIsMe]

Who the fuck would want to avoid sex?

[mrpink9876xxxx]

@JuliusIsMe Avoid not, but sex is overrated.

[weezyfcrazy23]

"for personal reasons hahah..." she wants the dick

[controllerbrain]

I fuckin love the song at the end. I always skip to it.

[rozuell]

wanna know whats even more messed up than kids catching parents having sex? kids hearing their mother beaten behind closed doors.

[MattFaulknerMusic]

Guy with grey hair has clocked that it is a piss-take. The rest haven't got a clue.

[youdontunderstand]

"Hey Virgin" HAHAHAHA

and in BOLD

Jesse Eubanks

VIRGIN

[Supaduck0]

I was like 10 or sumfin with dis model from Italy who was like 28

haahahaahah.

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

Jesse Eubanks probably doesn't drink or smoke either. He'd be happier over in Iran where you can't fuck, smoke, drink or sing even if you wanted too.

[beneathdatrees0]

Jesse Eubanks is most likely asexual (mentally) or sexually apathic. Some people really do not give a bother about sex (at least compared to the next person anyways) or simply deem it as low-priority.

[thebeaterz16]

why is having sex with kids around irresponsible you hypocritical dumbass

[BordemProductionz]

pornhub doesnt say you have to be 18 LOL

[Ibanezx123]

porn is legal prostitution.

[controllerbrain]

@Ibanezx123 YouTube comment of the year...

[DenoMinotaur]

fucking wanker lol

[filipi346]

''i enjoy watchihg it myself''

''no doubt''

LOOOOL

[MrBenTheBear]

Haahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!­!!!

[MyMindIsEverything]

hey virgin can yo do this nenenenenenene nenenenenenene hey hey virgin can you do this nenenenenne nenenenenenene nenenenenene :))))))))))))

[TheDevlin800]

cuz jesus is commitititititment

[xeniartius]

What is porn?

[xeniartius]

@xeniartius to clarify my question: what makes porn "porn"?

[CanadaDan7]

@xeniartius The display of sexual material for the purpose of arousal.

[Indians1820]

"It was like walnuts in a sock"

[lykzoquz74]

NO NO NO NO NO NO aq cocu herşeye NO

[BillJohnsonBlues]

Best troll ever. Bravo

[battman69ing]

I was like 10 or sumfing with a model from italy

xD

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

I love how that old guy's just says "K" really quietly whenever Ali G turns up the embarrassing meter lol.

[huxleyable]

do anyother countries have this sexual issues bullshit? ive met people from other countris who are very free about their sexuality

[Tavener]

@huxleyable Yes, plenty, even if we're only speaking about western countries. I'm swedish and there's a lot of people who can't touch on the subject of sex without feeling uncomfortable or blushing.

Personally, that's how I like it. Sexuality should be somewhat uncomfortable. Otherwise, what's the hook?

[mprince786]

i thik people mut e gelous as there may be virgins that really wnt to do it but hv the will not to do it

[mprince786]

wht the hecks rong with a virgin

[gozippy]

@mprince786 too tight

[ir0n2541]

Ali G, Greatest troll ever.

[theempire00]

@ir0n2541 hahaha!

[controllerbrain]

He just thought that song up, just like that, cause he didn't know what their words was gonna be, he just did it from the top of his head. Impressive!

[MoNsTeRzZzHD]

who thought he was going to say " Cos jesusss ... is a penissss" hahaha

[Ph0be]

"Cuz I's got a massive one!" OMG ALI G IS THE BOSS!

[Troforso]

@PxHackzZ haha, no i actually got 5 out off 6 in english my last year. but then again, thats way back. dude try to learn norwegian and start writing stuff in norwegianianican 5 years later, its gone be the same.

[TVShowPilots]

Not surprised at all that the older woman is a Christian. She probably thinks the world is just 6,000 years old as well

[sonicgear777]

"and it was likeeee, walnuts in a sock"

[fatslurp]

Bring back Ali G! This shit is so funny.....

[IgorPrototype90]

got a cousin who is 20 and still a virgin....he told me he feels like a criple...

[controllerbrain]

I love the special treatment for the chick :D

[IgorPrototype90]

dude not funny. would you laugh at a cripple?

[archama99]

@IgorPrototype90 Yeah.

[IgorPrototype90]

@archama99 well that says a lot about you.

[vasman5000]

@IgorPrototype90 how do you compare a cripple to being a virgin.

[EarlZMoade]

"Jesus" lol

[mrbean6932]

I lost mind when I was like 10 to some 20 year old model

[6littleMERMAIDS]

Google here i cum

[snausages88]

I wish I was a virgin.

[DeimosHD]

"Cause I's got a massive one" LOL @ her face!

[Gagner890]

What the hell did i just watch?!?!?!

[MrBaconSTRlPS]

'You have to be 18 before you can enter these sites'

Whoever hasn't looked at porn before the age of 18 is far from normal

[AMDBulldozer89]

@MrBaconSTRlPS I was wanking 10 loads a day by 14 lol

[ecsiting1001]

@MrBaconSTRlPS

SOoooooooOOOOooo TRUE

[krossbonnez]

Lol he keeps calling him .. virgin

[TheKyuubiUnleashed]

You know you googled the girls name after this.

[MsForgottenGalaxy]

It was like walnuts in a sock...:D

[00die00991]

sex is natural its the reason why humans are so good, its the way we reproduce and its nice so why do people see it as disgusting

[aramdamanlardz]

IT WAS LIKE WALNUTS AND A SOCK!!! LLOLLL

[bigblueforlife1]

how many of you looked up Leanna Heart after this

[inlovewithi]

I found the virgin's Facebook. It looks like he's not a virgin anymore.

[maxproxyDotTK]

I once was a virgin, but then I took an arrow to the knee. ----knee---->

[ptizzzztube]

"Should it be illegal to have sex above age about 50?" :D

[harvey3291]

i was 14 is tat bad?

[Ragkantos]

@harvey3291 nope

[louis621]

lol, it just says SEX on the wall behind them

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

"hey.,....Virgin" ha ha that is so cruel

[ShakeruShien]

@BRUTUALTRUTH It was cruel but it was the BRUTAL TRUTH! :D

[eliu1997]

NO NO NO NO NO ! ;p

lmao

[Zejex]

Did they really trick people into coming into the studio, or are they acting?

[NuclearChickenPie]

@Zejex I think that they tricked them xD

[glockfather16]

LOL, how he just calls him vigin

[domdomdom1993]

You have to be 18 to enter porn sites? I've had a porn account for 6 years.

[Watershed92]

Jesse Eubanks. Virgin.

[MyAccGotDeleted]

I want my future wife to be a virgin so the least i can do is stay one myself and show that i have waited for the one true love in my life,

Ps Ali is king :D

[gtaRDmafia]

Does it matter about the size of the warrior fucking classic

[TheGlyn1234]

lol funny he calls him "virgin"

[daylightstrobe]

i was like 10 or sumthin

[kountPHERLOCKula]

the back wall says SEX. haha

[SuperFiveAces]

He walked in on his nana doing 69 with her boyfriend Derrick and it made him sick lol. This shit cracks me up.

[WaterBottle1998]

Do they really take him serious? I mean really?

Can these tightarses get a sense of humor?

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Trying not to have sex is the easiest thing in the fucking world. I hate these "proud to be abstinent"-assholes. Proud of what? Getting laid is the actual hard part, there is little easier than not having sex.

[OhSoInsane]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH true that, specially when its a guy hahaha. Atleast if its a chick she has to watch out for getting drunk at parties or being raped, but with guys even thats not an issue. You're 100% correct

[flairphantem]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH

You also can't masturbate. 

[moballa44]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH This is a joke right? How backwards is your thinking? Not having sex is way harder than having sex because we are naturally wired to have sex. That's common sense. Why do you think being a virgin is such a rare thing nowadays, because anyone can have sex. It's very easy to do. Maybe if you are a guy, it's harder to "get laid", but as a female I can definitely say it is much easier to have sex than to stay abstinent. And what's wrong with being proud of one's abstinence?

[vijaypunjabiable]

can people fucking stop taking stabs at Christians? We're great, okay? :P so are you,so's everyone.Grow up,its pathetic.Were not all in the same mind set and obviously you dont really understand how special our faith is to us/how close we hold our religions to our heart because you keep saying horrible things about us.jeepers creepers,were all human,no ones above anyone here. Atheists being mean about religious people-what about all of the atheist psychos as well?its not JUST religious people...

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@vijaypunjabiable

Oh, religion is in your heart!? That makes sense, because it couldn't possibly be in your brain.

Sorry, that one was too easy to pass off.

[moballa44]

@vijaypunjabiable As a Christian, this is not a very good comment if you are trying to defend Christians. You aren't representing Christ at all. You should be used to people taking stabs at Christian. That's all they did to Jesus. Stop taking it personal and remember it's not about you, it's about Christ, and represent Him accordingly.

[ohhsai]

@moballa44 shut tha fuck up you god squad wanker! no one gives a fuck about you and your holy Christ shit...SHUT UP.

[Troforso]

@ohhsai well stop being so cool dude, some folks gives a fuck about jesus, so your wrong.

[CarbineKingClassic]

He's a virgin because he's gay. Obviously, the cat's gay. N that's coo, but the proof is in the designer jeans

[Tenebris999]

hahahahahahHAHAHAHhahahahahaha­haha ! He should get a f-in reward of some kind !

[the3aremine1]

virgin do you think it's the right age PMSL

[woofuuckimswaggedout]

my dick is tiny and I'm a virgin. swag

[tybaltyrant1]

hahaha pathetic Christians.

[patrickedmund]

@tybaltyrant1 Ah yes "pathetic Christians", what an insightful comment. Well done sir

[Gentleman106]

How young should one be before having sex is bad? Is an important question. Should'nt we enforce a ban on sex on over 50 year olds?? hah, but he has a pt. Behind the humor he takes a jab at double standards.

[churde]

what do you say to the others out their that have a small one..NOT me....

[TheDrunkSpunk]

I was like 10 or something

[olegna89]

What's the pornstar's name

[obglobgablob]

lol Puritans. Abstinence is just their way of covering for their inability to get laid.

[XxGonixXFAN]

@obglobgablob Everyone has the ability to get laid, you idiot. I'm not abstinence, but some people believe different things. Some people are Atheists and others are Christian or Buddhists. Just because they don't believe in the same thing as you or share the same/similar mind frame, does not mean they are, in any way, less capable or have the inability to get laid. Hookers will do ANYTHING for money. Some people just choose to wait for who they think is, 'the one'.

[obglobgablob]

@XxGonixXFAN

They're socially awkward, preachy losers. They can't get laid.

[XxGonixXFAN]

@obglobgablob I'm officially branding you, retarded. Anyone can get laid. You're an ignorant, lowlife, degenerate person. You're stereotyping virgins into the classical, 'nerds that are good at science and play dungeons and dragons'. If this is how you view virgins I wonder how else you view things in the ways that you do. An ignorant mind like yours makes me wish that somehow, some way it would change or get run over by a car. Either way the world would be a far better place (Y).

[craigslistuser12]

@XxGonixXFAN agree with you 100%

[XxGonixXFAN]

@craigslistuser12 Appreciate it, friend. That guy is plain stupid.

[obglobgablob]

@XxGonixXFAN

Brand me whatever you want. I'm branding you the pissed off virgin that hates being read his pedigree. You need to get laid.

[XxGonixXFAN]

@obglobgablob I'm not a virgin. Go jump off a bridge, waste of life.

[obglobgablob]

@XxGonixXFAN

Why so mad, virgin?

[xxUnrealAcexx]

@obglobgablob This is the greatest thing I've heard all day. hahaha

[MrGavster]

@obglobgablob Oh c'mon, haven't you ever watched the Jeremy Kyle show?

[obglobgablob]

"What is pornography?"

Then rather than just saying what pornography actually is, she has to give an opinion on it before she even says what it is. What the fuck?

[7beers]

Ali G can make me laugh HARD.

[controllerbrain]

Jesse Eubanks

Virgin

[yofinn86]

after not being a virgin anymore, there is no way I would ever go back to being a virgin.