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  • Evil baby orphanage

  • shit a looked out this video and i thort this was shit

  • I miss the sidebar, good memories clicking links in the sidebar :(

  • killing a bug in 1987 is ok but stopping something as big as WW2 you shouldnt do becouse it could change it in such a big way it might kill everyone in the world or something it would just change to much

  • i would have let him live why because Israel is awesome and my grandparents met because of the war

  • If hitler was never born, seine else just like him would have taken power. Germany was desperate, and Hitler took that opportunity. He used Jews as scapegoats for Germany's problems cuz he hated them, but he could have used some other ethnic group if he felt like it, which another hitler type would have done. The holocaust would have still happened, but a group other than the Jew would have been killed

  • Baby Hitler: "I said, execute the plans to kill the juice!! Not the Jews!"

  • I would just convince baby hitlers mom to have the abortion her doctor talked her out of

  • I would take baby hitler away from germany. Raise him in the madagasgarian jungle where he would strive off of bananas and witch tears. I would raise him as a monkey. In turn he would take over the monkeys, name the master race as chimps and kill all nonchimps. At first he would win, but in the end he would be cornered by the apes and the bamboos and he would commit suicide by swallowing a coconut whole. 

  • @GunLover123 :D

  • @GunLover123 wait wtf

  • well you question of the day is invalid cus time does not work that way...

  • I would kill baby hitler... sooooo yaaaa hooray for punching babies

  • Was Hitler really that bad an artist?  Jeez. A bad artist is a billion times better than a dictator made of pure evil. I wouldn't kill him because of that. I would kill whoever kicked him out of art school.

  • i wouldnt kill it because most the time its the parents that shape a kids way of acting because there life style.

  • Ebo

  • i really liked the outro :D

  • No, I am a Christian and the bible I read says that if a person can't be a Christian ( ie, first born child dies right after birth) they will go to heaven.

  • hêy_Ánÿ_güys_wÀNt_tÖ_chàt_wîth­_mÈ

  • i would have to say no about killing Hitler because of world war 2 the progression of technology that make it so we have computers, internet and security.

  • I am German and i would KLL HIM

  • I think i wouldn't kill him. even though i am german and i just were happy if germany hasn't a reputation as a nazi-nation for some idiots >.< I'm sure if he wouldn't have done all this shit someone other had or would do this now. We learned many from this and we don't know what would happend if Hitler never existed... Maybe today we were all nazis?

  • some ppl are just born evil as hell

  • I would steal him from the hospital, re-name, and re-raise him. I believe we all are born neutral, then we are shaped into either a good or bad person based on the external factors that we are exposed to.

  • I would take that fuckin' demon child by the foot, and start bashing him agenst a wall repeatedly untill there was only a bloody pulp where his face should be, then i would take the body and feed it to demon zombie hell hounds, kill those dogs, burn the bodies, and bury whats left of them underneeth the surface of pluto, then destroy pluto with nukes/hydrogen bombs/chuck norris

  • Hello From Germany.

    I would not kill him. I think World War 2 was a teaching for all people in the world that everyone is equal.

  • well i wouldnt realy care if hitler lived or died be cause im n ot jewish

  • evil baby orphanage. duh. 

  • Commenting on a 3 year old video. Why? I 'unno?

  • is that a cold sore on your lip?

  • 0:01

  • I wouldn't exist if I killed baby Hitler. My grandmother would never have left Germany and gone to England where she met my grandfather.

  • I miss the old PHIL! cursed money

  • @Mugwump960 not even..

  • wow you look so old here compared to your new videos lol

  • i would kidnap baby hitler and make him hate racist people

  • @Dominuce well thats the whole nature vs. nurture debate, theres really no telling if kidnaping him would change him as a person at all...

  • I wouldn't kill him, cos even though he did terrible thngs, he taught people the extent humans can go to. And we have learned from that, he also changed the way we think of other pople. After the devistation of the war the europeans asked people from different countries to come to them and get jobs to replace the soljors. DUH!

  • @KimberleyASamuels

    Wow, you're a dumbass.

  • @PandoraMuslc Its not stupid if you think about it. Plus who would kill a baby, just make it so he can't hut anyone when he grows up. Just throw him in area 51

  • @KimberleyASamuels Okay now that you were more concise it makes sense. That sounds better.

    :D

  • @KimberleyASamuels how did I spell soldiers wrong?

  • Kill baby Hitler? Nah, not necessary. Just rename him "Sunshine Astro-Traveler" and drop him off in a hippy commune to be raised as a pacifist. Of course, then use the time machine to check on him when he's a teenager. If he still turned into a nitwit then take him out, get him drunk, and have a smiley face tattooed on his forehead so no one would ever take him seriously. Haha.. the point being, that F*n with Hitler would be just as effective as killing him and would be a lot more fun.

  • Don't kill people in the past. You'll fuck shit up. Although, since it would have already happened, that's what reality would be, and you wouldn't notice a difference.

    DON'T DO IT! No matter how bad he was.

  • Ever heard of the Evil Baby Orphanage? Instead of killing him, just kidnap him, and make him non-evil. :DD

  • Time travel is a lot more complicated; you can't just destroy matter, therefore if your parents never met and never fucked and you weren't born, you would still exist; you wouldn't just start disappearing back to the future style. So yeah, Hitler would get it.

  • huh... my name is Tony and I am an uncle and that stung a little... but then i laughed when he said, "that's too many words. Just yell FIRE" Phil really knows how to word jokes =D

  • ill go back in time and kill one of hitlers parents before they met, so which means that hitler was never born.

  • @jimstermy fuck single homicide

  • @iwasthere Okay ill just kill both of them

  • hitler was good boy and popular normal and all.Untill his brother died.So he go nuts.Also his recomand. is so stupid,cause it could apply to so MUCH things.Didnt you watc curios case of benjamin b

  • Doesn't matter if hitler existed or not, the new world order would've found another organization to fund, and promote socialistic economy, and started a different world war 2

  • never alter history

  • @swissguy123 play singularity game

  • can't you people just call eachother on the phone to talk about this subject instead of filling the internet with this shit? selfish? not enough attention from your friends? Maurice - Eindhoven, The Netherlands

  • QOTD: no instead I would bring him to the evil baby orphanage

  • i would, cuz my great grandma and grampa came over and were never in the holacuast even though they were both jewish

  • I wouldn't kill him. Sure, he would become evil, but I couldn't kill a baby. I don't have the guts.

  • XD nice glasses

  • if the holucaust never happend then we wouldnt be as medicaly advanced as we are today so nomatter how horrible it was without it we might not have been able to handle disease and sickness as well in the future

  • WHY THE FUCK IS THIS VIDEO ONLY 1:53 LONG!?!?!! IM RAGING!!!!

  • if dis goes threw i give ya credit for not bein a bitch an blokin me like so many wankers.its a comment not a fukin vow......ok vlog lol fag endin but.

  • you look familiar for some reason. Never seen you before, though

  • well changeing 1 second of the past even like a .00000000000000000000000000000­000000000000001 second would make you not born because even if your parrents met the chances of that 1 sperm out of millions making you wouldnt happen

  • phil i'm addicted to your show.  WORD.

  • No. Cuz even though the holocaust was horrible, it had to happen. Just like how world war 2 gave way to women having jobs.

  • no cuz my grandparents moved and met because of it

  • So many other dictators and heads of countries have and still do kill people in mass numbers that this question is futile. Face facts; Humans are dangerous creatures and we kill as if for sport. Sure, we don't condone it. Most of us will claim we abhor it, but just look at what we do. There is no creature on this planet as deceitful, greedy, malicious, murderous, and hateful as the Human. You want to disagree, I know, but you are peaceful just as long as you have what you want or need.

  • In order to fully appreciate something, one must fully understand or experience the absence of it.

  • well scientificly it wouldnt work because of the grandfather paradoxon. As a moral motivated question I'd say...if youre already back in time and have much much time left. Why not take care of him and educate him to another level. that would do...but eventually the NSDAP would have gotten control even without him...and he was the one that fortunatly "messed up" many military actions...so perhaps it would even get worse without him.

  • i would go back to see baby hitler and laugh. but i wouldn't kill him even though he deserved it. i think the butterfly effect would happen.

  • Not to mention Stalin may have won the Cold War, or the world would be over, or we would be Martians, or we would all have two noses, or everything would be fine minus a few peasants.

  • I would put baby hitler between 2 slices of bread and eat him and then take a shit between another 2 slices of bread and make his mother eat it.

  • Yes I would kill baby Hitler ,, and if I never existed due to a strange series of events, then I wouldnt be here and I wouldnt know and so wouldnt care!

    DIE HITLER YOU ASS HOLE

  • Despite being of Jewish descent, I wouldn't kill baby Hitler. Tell you what I would do, though. I'd go back to when he was 18 years old, that's a goodly amount of time before all that happened, and bring him physical evidence of all that he'd done from my time, and be all like "This is you as I learned about you in school, you homicidal little prick!" Then flay all the flesh from his arm and proceed to rub salt on it over and over and over again until he volunteered for a lobotomy.

  • no i would not if you dont learn from the past ur just doomed to repeat it

  • I say screw myself Id save millions of people what's one live over 1 million?

  • If you do go back and kill him, you negate the motivation in the future to go back in time all together. so good luck

  • I would kill his father...

  • What?????

  • quote "see what comes out on thursday" MY GUESS MORE SHIT FROM THIS YANK WANKER. IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME I WOULD SINK THE MAYFLOWER THEN WE WOULD NOT HAVE AMERICANS THICK TWATS

  • @arrivaandy ...do the world a favor and go play fuck yourself

  • @BlackLabel7345 Wow you are tough,ok i go play go fuck myself,but can i borrow your head plz,as u a nobhead it should do trick,if not i use sxephil lol jew nose

  • lmao you're such a pussy its unreal

  • It is difficult to believe that the cause of the war, the horrors of the concentration camps were the doings of just one man. In films of that period one can appreciate the power of the mases; the collective mind. - as to baby Hitler, I am just glad that I was not his mother.

  • I wud take him back make him see all the bad things he did and then get arrested for killing a baby at a holocaust museum

  • i would chris brown his ass

  • If I could go back, I would make the Jewish art school that kept rejecting him take him in. That should keep him busy.

  • Gay as fuck.

  • maby kidnap him and make him a nice lil boy

  • I would buy his art. That would make him not genocidal hopefully.

  • Chuck Norris

  • I see you, I know who you are, you are a young me, a young anyone older than you, who, thinks he knows, but knows nothing. Because you think you know, you think every one needs to hear it.

  • Well i like him becaus he wanted to kill all the jews.Jews are devils that ruin this world and he wanted to eraducate them all!

  • No way, if you kill baby Hitler there wouldn't be awesome game series like Call of Duty, Medal of Honor. (True, true not all CoD or MoH games are kewl) or a huuuge bunch of fantastic movies. And I'm just a fan of war history. So, way to go Hitler, I may not like your methods but I can't argue with the results.

  • kill Hitler are you stupid? Hitler ended all wars prompted the construction of the atomic bomb ending all large scale wars (considering Defcon 1 is not a fun way to go. and will prob not get public approval)

  • id create a clone of myself AND send him to kill lil hitler. if anything changed for thr worse. id go back stop myself...wtf was up with hitlers mustache?

  • he's a great role model for the speech part and stuff but the killing the jews is a bad part...

  • I wouldnt kill him because of exactly what you said and because then noboy would learnfrom the mistakes and chances are it would just hapen again!

  • Hitler is freaking cool with he's symbol

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    |. |__. I'm not racist lol..or am I..who knows

  • Ofcorse not i would never kill Hitler he was AWESOME!

  • I Wouldnt Be here

    grandad fought in war

    grandma met grandad as a cheif

    got together

    etc..

    = Me ;D

  • i wouldent kill him because my great grandmother was German and my great grandfather fought in the war

  • dont live in the past

    dont look towards the future

    grab the present now for what is worth

    thats what i think

  • i wouldnt kill him i like ww2 games too much xD

    but seriously everything happens for reason so i wouldnt want to mess wit anything

  • but but you will be a baby killer but so is he this is hard

  • my grandma and granpa left german because of the nazi's so i prob wouldnt be born and i wouldnt kill him anyways because without him there wouldnt be so many advancments in technology like microwaves, and computers

  • No,

    I domn't believe in killing Aliens.

  • wouldnt effect me im german but not related

  • Killing Hitler wouldn't affect me because my grandma came from Mexico and my grandpa was half Puerto Rican, part Dominican Republican, part Spanish and part Native American. Mainly Puero Rican though.

  • If you went back in time a killed hitler resulting in your own nonexistance then you would instantly be transported to right before you killed hitler. Because due to your nonexistance you could not kill hitler resulting in his life plotting out the way it was meant to. Thus resulting in your parents meeting as they should. Bringing you back into existance. It's a paradox.

  • smart

  • @13TheDoctor lol nice... how much time did you spend on this web page trying to word that correctly in less than 500 characters? ^^

  • @13TheDoctor holy crap

  • i would stop the dark ages... some how

    STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!

  • you rock! phil keep up the coolness....but wait do you have herpes?

  • I wouldn't kill him i'd just give him to play World of Warcraft and he will have no life afterwards.

  • I wouldn't have time to kill the radish Hitler because I would be too busy burying cheeseburgers in a time capsule.

  • i would never kill such a great man, and either way the National Socialist party probably would of still been around because hitler didnt make it.

  • i wouldn't have killed him. i'd just hurt him reasl bad, and when he cried i'd be like,

    yeah, well when you grow up, remember this moment bitch.

  • @GEE120296 but maby he did and thats why he did what he did/

  • @GEE120296 how will he cry if he's dead?? :S

  • @GEE120296 maybe your future self, is going to do just this and that why hitler got so fucked up :D

  • @GEE120296 Unless of course, a brutal beating in his childhood is what caused him to become a Jew killing fascist dictator in the first place. Then you would ultimately be responsible.

  • i blame the parents and i bet he had a bad childhood

  • his dad beat him to a coma!

    he had a real messed up childhood

  • he wasnt in a coma

  • naa, Hitler is probably the most terrible man ever to get as much power as he did, but we learned from the most terrible things he did... I guess if I were german I would. If it weren't for Hitler, Germany would be the ultimate superpower of Europe.

  • @whitewolf026: Hm yea we pretty much learned from those things, but I guess people in Germany are too suspicious only if topics like racism, antisemitism or just patriotism are MENTIONED. Seriously, you cant say: "I love Germany, I was born here, I live here, I will die here" because just in that moment some foreigner or immigrant yells at you: "Fuck you, Nazi, respect me!!!"

    And Hitler was just one of very many people who got too much power on their hands and terrorised people.

    mfG diiebane

  • Nah because if Hitler had never done the whole holocaust thing, then society never would have learned how bad it is to discriminate. Plus, later on, someone with more firepower would have done something simaler

  • lol i wouldn't kill him because if i killed him and for some reason i didn't exist then i wouldn't be able to go back in time and kill him so i would of never killed him so i would sill exist. And it would just be a waste of time. (pun) i could of just gotten laid instead.

  • i wouldnt kill hitler and no not because i like him its because he launched our research on human anatomy and also for rockets.... screw it id take notes from the future kill him then give it to someone who wasnt an angry baby

  • First vid I saw of Phil.

  • i would have killed the shit out of baby hitler

  • i wodnt because the inner nerd is telling me its a paradox if you went back in time and killed hitler the holocuast wod never happenand you wod never exist so no one wod be there to kill baby hitler in the past

    even if u were around in this holocaust free universe u wod of never had the motivation to go back and kill hitler in the first place.

  • his first widescreen video

  • Eeeeh, who knows what the hell might've happened if Hitler didn't exist, there might be some crazy stuff happening right now, like a super nuke rave party. So no, I wouldn't kill Hitler, the Holocaust was a terrible, atrocious thing, but it's better than a nuke rave party,

  • hell yah i would kill him. you cant change the past u can only change the future

  • I'd kill baby hitler just to hear Roy Campbell tell me I've created a time paradox.

  • QOTD: If I kiled Hitler and I wasn't born then I wouldn't have been born to go back to kill Hitler so then hitler would be dead, but then come back to life. You get what i'm sayin?

  • paradox

  • I wouldnt who knows what kinda worse shit could have happened :)

  • I think the positive thing on hitler is that the second world war had been the end of the world if it had start ehm 20 years later cause every country would have nukes

    (well, I'm german...)

  • he looks really cute

  • who kills babys??

  • No i woudlnt kill him,i'd kill his family and say im a german :P

  • daaaaw, who's a cute little demon spawn? yes you are. yes yoooou are!

  • QOTD : If i shot hilter i wouldnt be alive, my grandad and granmother met in world war 2

  • id take hitler and raise him myself .....then kill him so i could kill the smurfs

  • nah just cut of all of his genitals and feed them to a pig

  • no we wouldnt learn from our mistakes

  • id be like in the christmas carol and show him everything O_O

  • omg my world cultures teacher was just talking aboutthis!!!!!

  • I would not kill baby hitler because the world has learned from his mistakes

  • Dec/1/09 I would take him to the future to show him how he failed... of course he wouldnt aloud to be fully alive and be a zombie. I decide to use a robot enhancement. Dec/7/09 what have i done... there are robot nazis everywhere please help flying raptor jesus

  • According to many Arabs (and a certain special Iranian president), the Holocaust never happened anyway so it wouldn't matter if we went back in time any way.

  • no i wouldnt kill baby hitler i would make sure he was raised different cuz im sure he coulda been a great leader if it wasnt for the way he was raised and cuz everyone in germany after WWI had like the same view

  • I wonder if this douchebag... wait he likes that term... this... hmmm... jizzrag will ever actually be able to make a video without needing to paste a million pieces together, you know, one solid video actually, nope of course he can't... sXePhil = Lack of Talent...

  • I wouldnt kill him, purly of the butterfly theory, that kinda shit scares me

  • no cuz if there was no hitler there would be no WWll so the US would never have goten out of the great deppression

  • I would kidnap Hitler and teach him better. plus it might of been better because his mother was a prostitute.....

  • im gonna teach him about WW II

    so he could plan better

    oh..........

  • that's kind of rude

  • oh no. if i killed hitler i would have never been born. but i would piss and shit on him haha

  • no cause if i kill him i would not exist and if i don't exist i can't kill baby hitler

    creating a paradox or whatever

  • I'm an uber-selfish person and if Hitler hadn't done all the shit he did, I wouldn't be alive so I'd have to let him be... Also, I don't think it would work out because if I killed Hitler, then I wouldn't exist, therefore I wouldn't be able to kill him and the universe would implode... Or something to that effect

  • Hey, look, the video's all smooth and stuff.

  • I'd have kidnapped him. Then dropped him on his head repeatedly so that he was retarded. Then I would force him to go to a prep school for preppy people who would pick on him. But I'd still pay for counsiling after that because I'd feel bad.

  • That has to be the funniest comment I've read in weeks on Youtube. What the chirst. Thumbs up.

  • lol, what the christ, I like that. Hope you don't mind,. I'm gonna start using that. lol. and, yeah. that's what'd I'd do to Hitler. What would you do?

  • as much as it sucks no I wouldn't. The holocaust taught us many things.

  • I'd kidnap Hitler, and put him in a family of Jews or gypsies and other groups he was racist against and see how he would turn out then. Or just not change the past, as sad as the Holocaust was, it might have been necessary for some reason.

  • I wouldnt kill him, only because my grandfather would have died if it wasnt for hitler and i like the fact that i exist. but if he would have died, who would i be????

  • i wouldnt kill him.... i would just eat his hands i mean sure he'll die from the bleeding later but i will be known as "that guy who ate that one baby's hand"

  • I would totally kill Hitler, are you kidding me? I'd take him out "Inglourious Basterds" style, bitch! Bullets in the Face!