Microsoft Sam reads Some Engrish

[TheKitcat31]

No smorking.

[GrandPrixGTP02]

1:36----CRAZY SAM!

[EatAnOctorok]

where did you find 3:57 plz?

[zammymaster12345]

lolololol 7,000 veiwer omgf i are smaert.

[Cptdontdropthesoap11]

I heard "Angry German Penis" near the end ._.

[MrCrazyistmanever2]

1:00 - Thats Not A Hand Grenade, its a Large Fountain beverage!

[BaltoandZeldafan1234]

This video was posted on my birthday.

[Ticomfreak]

ashens is awesome

[Kunivas8992]

"OH DEAR GOD! ITS THE RETARD-" 'explosion' 'Retard seizure!' lol that part was so funny I went SOI SOI SOI SOI retard!

[cheesethechao04]

Sorry, but I don't get the "Mail Me Good" Engrish sign.

[ptxsptxs]

@cheesethechao04 Because it looks like 'Nail Me Good' is written on the sign.

[bibby422bibby6]

Thunderbirds101 give am over 900000000000000000000000000000­0000 IWAY cookies

[blooper765]

in soviet russia, fire extinguisher is a hand grenade!

[Feltzer342]

Ah, thank you, my good man! I think I shall look that swell sounding song up right now. I thought that, "OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW NOT MY BALLS GODDAMN IT..." was hilarious. But uh... how'd you do that "Eeeee" sound?

[Feltzer342]

Hey, what's the name of the song in the intro?

[Thunderbirds101]

@Feltzer342

"Cantina Band 2" by John Williams. The song was heard in Star Wars: Episode IV.

[Falloutboy0124]

2:58= lolz :3

[JustinBieberStinks38]

I nearly peed my pants laughing at the Retard Capsules!

[Zretar]

Microsoft sam laugh FTW

[supersonicbros23]

some ppl suck at translations, but whos complaining? ITS HILARIOUS

[Gigacorn]

Wait, so they mistook a fire extinguisher for a grenade? That's funny, failtastic and awesome all at the same time.

[xxTornadowarrior1xx]

"do not run for banquets

but i am hungry god damn it!"

classic!

[samuelcool8]

lol that was so awesome. i wonder what the sign says to the taco bell?

[benlonghighway]

Hey Sam, if you wanted children to watch this video, why swear in front of them!?

[SAIL4323]

@benlonghighway

At least Sam had the conscience to skip past 3:57 rather quickly.

[SkopioXV2]

4:15

AWESOME!!!

[ShadowRSonic]

4:09

Retard capsules o.o

[Akriloth2160]

I wondered when you were going to make an ashens reference. I'm actually plannning on sending some tat that I have to him. The Kankuro 15 in 1 electronic learning game, to be exact.

[bmcneill92]

please do not knob DOOR when EXIT PLEASE lolololololololololololol

[Snyarhedir]

Um, Sam? I think it very obvious that, even in the unlikely event that "tit" actually IS the word they wanted to use, by "tit" they mean the BIRD.

[MrMeman09]

i know thats rubbish

[BlueThunder079]

LOL 1:36 was EPIC XDDDDD

[jrvslam]

this intro is alot better then the new intro

[ketchupmanor]

DAMNIT 1:24 i was gonna use that sign....

[lolguy30]

lol hand greande is a fire extinguisher?

[victobob]

Lol at "Do not enter the pool with a shoes."

[iTsJenni]

LMFAO!

[ZoupmanKid27]

Tommorow is august 22! i post this in 21 august and I am in the philippines,.

[Thunderbirds101]

Only the 20th here, Lol. :p

[RorytheRetrokid]

do you think you will make a sequel to this video?

[brofurlo]

@ZoupmanKid27 wehhh sige nga kung filipino ka

[TheSamFay]

0:24 Thunderbirds101, I need that font!!!!! how did you make that???? I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT FOR A VERY IMPORTANT PROJECT! please reply by PM or comment!

[Thunderbirds101]

Arial Bold. That is the font name. I did not make it.

[easalert88]

is 1:45 made with.

[Bloxy123]

Do not enter the pool with a shoes.

Sounds italian or something.

[TheD22Zone]

Free Sex Became Dog??? XD

[Thunderbirds101]

You have given me a most excellent idea for the next Funny Windows Errors season! :D

[easalert88]

i have a idea, my man. how about i accompany your microsoft sam in season 5 of Funny Windows Errors

[lillyliversfan]

lol at the end.

[AshendisShadowstorm]

My ears! They bleed! X_X

Other than that, fuckin' hilarious :D

[sepiroth145]

this is better than your last vids keep it up!

[fireguy1919]

engrish ftw.

[jnk1296]

OMG lolololol!!!!! I never knew the retard capsules were REAL!!!!!!!!111!11!!11111

[WSAM0TV]

LMFAO

[kenkarsonn]

5. Do not enter the pool with a shoes. rofl!

[ontariariario]

Laugh out loud funny!

[WSAM0TV]

4:09 this is where I got the idea of the DARO Retard Capsules. I'm so happy that this is sucessful. :)

[WSAM0TV]

Damnit! I can't but the De Motivator Shirt! Not even Chuck Norris has that much money! OMGWTFBBQ?!

5 STARS

[Domingo0022]

lolz

[Lebon19]

This good is video really! (Translation :  This video is really good!)

@ end : EARS RAEP

[2FunnyVersionIII]

So Retard Capsules ARE real!

[Triona90]

Very funny, laughed a every second.

[tubey1997alt]

so u laughed at the intro?

[Triona90]

I did when I had to watch it agin @_@

[Mistertbones]

Carefully slip and fall down!

[zidredz]

AAWESOME!!!!!!!111!!!!!one!!!