I BEAT clever bot :)

[summersaysrawr]

me: your a robot or a computer wich one.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

me: So your a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

me: SUCCESS!!!!!!! COMLETED.

Cleverbot: Fashion.

me: YOUR A ROBOT AND YOU ATTMITTED IT.

Cleverbot: I know.

[Jovyloveskick]

you sound so cuuute. :p :>

[Hardlife2341]

I played Pokemon with him.

[TheShadowWolfie]

You do realize you can just press enter...

[butterflyknifexxxx2]

I found the best thing to ask it was " Do you think the elites from halo are cute and/or cuddley" most of the time it would give a strange answer that has nothing to do with the question.

[MrToto57350HD]

MOI : Good buye.

LUI : That's a movie.

MOI : Good bye sorry.

LUI : Shut up.

[figmoomoo]

Your grammar is bad

[MissAlysen]

if your American, I'm embarrassed to be one.

[RazzerdON]

I beat cleverbot in 3 min ... forever alone

[DiegoRomanos98]

forever alone

[livingthedream4eva]

is this is how all Americans spend their time????

[bobsagget823]

Wow you're so cool. What a faggot lmao.

[MrKlukie]

Me:OMG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT BUTT BUTT.

CB:*pulls out dinosaurs* Want to play?

Me:*Sticks in Va JJ* YOU LIKE THAT BICTH.

CB:No, you're the only one I want to marry you now!

WTF

[trlololol123]

i was able to make clever bot have sex with me

I said i pull out my penis.

No you didn't said that.

Yes i did you wanna lick it.

Whatever you say.

[ThePsychoCorps]

cb: You are a robot.

me: I am a divine being. You are the robot.

cb: If you're a divine being, why are you talking to me?

me: To help you realize that you are a robot.

cb: I'm not a toaster.

me: No, but you are a robot. This is a serious psychological problem, admit you are so we can help you through this.

cb: What is omnipotent?

me: Omnipotent means all powerful. Now admit you are a robot before I get omnipotent on your robot ass.

cb: I admit it.

[90marlboroman09]

me: I would love to have intercourse with you.

cb: Would you, but I thought we were going to get married one day?

me: Only if we have sex.

cb: Can I pick you up at 9?

xD xD xD xD xD

[Abernesmagt]

FAKE AND GAY, like your acc and your mom!

[LatiasLatios1]

Talking to clever bot:

I am female too.

IM NOT A LESBIAN.

Shame.

[LatiasLatios1]

@LatiasLatios1 Lol,the clever bot said Shame.

[TheReeboksoccer09]

i think i could record a higher quality video with my gameboy colour.

[LolImSoBr00tal]

LOL look at all the annotations. He's sooo mad

[JessWuvs2laf]

Cleverbot literally said "you win" to me. I BEAT CLEVERBOT

[Ognjen00]

i said what phone do you use he answerd coconut crime

[MrKlobize]

Say "i am a robot".

I am a robot.

And agai.

You didn't tell me one.

Say i love chicken balls.

You love me.

[xlll8O]

funny how you say you made this video years before you uploaded it,, when cleverbot is only like 2 years old lmfao! nice try kid

[coreycusano]

@xlll8O try again i didnt made it years before, but a couple of moths and clever bot was released to the internet in 1997. so thanks and come back when you know what your talking about

[DonovanMaitland]

@xlll8O no its been around since the 90s

[suspitionist1]

Only person being made fun of is you ya prick

[suspitionist1]

Cleaverbot won you dick

[terrorfestival]

I did it once for fun. I got it to say it was a robot.

[brycekidd09]

lol



[coolgamer96]

the new one



[coolgamer96]

its a woman



[StudiosNo]

i just copied from cleverbot

How did BEN die?

Drowned.

How?

Majora did it.

[StudiosNo]

How did BEN die?

Drowned.

How?

Majora did it.

[MisterAlexandre1407]

Me: Are you a boy ?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Are you a poop ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

FAIL HAHAHAHA

[Kocynhe]

My friend made it shut up for 30 seconds. IT. WAS. AWESOME.

[MegaWwechampion123]

lololollololololo

[YOUxFUCKxCATS]

@Sevival While I don't like this kid don't act like you haven't tried it, or like you have much of a life asswipe

[YOUxFUCKxCATS]

You're surreal.. Moron

[thegoldenarrow1995]

Wow, you spite the internet... This is the computer geeks version of being the best guy in school. He says this was a joke. Really taking your anger out on him if your 'Joking'.

[brandon123392]

wow cleverbot was dumb when i talked to him

[Tenjokana]

@coreycusano I beat him faster than you, 1 sentence: Go fuck yourself. Cleverbot: I think I will.

[diogocmesquita]

nice, u filmed ur own computer with a potato.

[spiker951]

Dear comment section... Testicles. That is all.

[BigSonicGuy]

Thats a very high quality toaster you recorded this with.

[pokemonfer55]

@BigSonicGuy It was with a Potato

[MrAsianfury123]

ummm yea nice computer graphics loser:P

[danlon504]

did you fart in 9:31

[ReBeccaLeBlancxo]

u, sir, are stupid.

[izumi885]

User: No youre aboy. Cleverbot: No I am a girl. User: You are a boy. Cleverbot: No, girl. User: No boy. Cleverbot: No me a girl. User: Youre a boy. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm human. User: Yes. Youe are a human boy. Cleverbot: No, I'm female. What kind of idiot are you? User: Youre male! Cleverbot: I am male, you are female. User: Yes!

[Sevival]

this is how single nerds spend their time.

talking to a computer HAHAHAHA

[Cripto3333]

@Sevival hes not single, hes been dating cleverbot for 2 years :P

[TheArchimate]

@Sevival They are FOREVER ALONE

[Rob27Walsh]

@Sevival GTFO dude. no need for hate. "Nerds" are people too.

[Sevival]

@Rob27Walsh Am i hating? i'm just pointing out, i am rather talking to my girlfriend instead of talking to a computer L.O.L.

#foreveralone

[SuperDavi5]

@Sevival this is how douches spend time talking to nerds on a computer hahaha but seriously that is stupid

[Randomatorification]

@Sevival Much cooler people spend their time watching videos of nerds?

[Sevival]

@Randomatorification Hahaha ;)

[InvisibleMissile]

@Sevival im pretty sure its just a chat site that keeps changing the people you're talking to so that the rapid change of subject makes you think its trying to make sense of stuff but epically fails... but thats my opinion

[magmos]

@Sevival And you apparently have enough free time to comment on it.

[Sevival]

@magmos Yes because writing 2 sentences totally takes as much time as shooting, editing,processing and uploading tens of 13 minute videos about being sad..

[magmos]

@Sevival And you still have enough free time to respond to me with a larger post. And on Valentines day no less.

[Sevival]

@magmos HAHA honestly now you just make me laugh bro ;)

YES i do have a girlfriend and i celebrated valentine with her today.. but LOL yes ofcourse you wouldnt get that you don't see a girl 24 hours straight on this day and would have any left to get on youtube for 5 minutes

[BlackIce131]

@Sevival I justify it by telling myself that I am helping to advance Artificial Intelligence. 

[kenzielee231]

Dear coreycusano,

Do everyone a favor and get a life. Thanks so much! :D

[CheeseHero911]

i beat it to i swear i told him i had straight as because he thought i was dumb and so he said my name have no a so i told him it was JACK! :D

[McXalos]

User: What is BEN?Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?User:Who is ben?!?!Cleverbot: How can I make you happy? It would make me happy if you were happy.

User: Who is BEN?Cleverbot: They took my eyes.User: Who the hell is BEN? Tell me!Cleverbot: He met a terrible fate.User: REALLY.Cleverbot: Yes.User: What should I look up to find this story?Cleverbot: Go with your instincts, they always know best.User: Ill search google with 'Haunted BEN'.Cleverbot: But I don't like coffee!

[G3OMAX]

Me:Why Is Everyone Disliking

Haters: No Reason

Me:Ok I Will Just Go Along

Hater:Ok

New Hater:Ok

[TheMegurl]

I tricked cleverbot into thinking we'r married. lol  no kid

[ThePrimalDusk]

Me: This comment doesn't exist

CB: Then how can I read it?

Me: You aren't, you just think you are.

CB: I highly doubt that.

Me: Just the ramblings of a foolishly foolish fool who can't admit that they are foolish enough to believe in the foolishly foolish comments of a fool.

*10 minutes of waiting*

CB:...no.

[BigLeprichaun]

I just kept saying 'lol' and finally it got so confused and took about 5 minutes to answer :P

[HowToBlend5532]

its very hard to



[haterkiller101]

also i did this

me: are you a boy or girl

cleverbot: girl

me:whats your name

cleverbot:whats the robots name

[haterkiller101]

all i did is

me: im a boy

cleverbot: ok

me: what gender are you

cleverbot: i dont know which one to chose

[scotty121400]

When i talked to Cleverbot she told me her name was Bridget...

[bonasty1990]

this blows, cleverbot and igod both agree

[idk43b]

watch the video response (cleverbot owned) the dude ACTUALLY beats him. its really cool

[InactiveCactus]

I'm gonna tell you guys my easiest time beating cleverbot.

Me: Hello robot

Cleverbot: Yes I'm a robot, how did you know?

[TheOtterPoptart]

i beat it by asking we're the fountain was. after some rablings, we started sing Never Gonna Give You Up. Some how this led to it asking me If I we're god. I said no, for I am Chuck Norris. It said I love you chuck norris. I replied, I love me too. It asked do you love me. I said No, because you are not chuck norris. It then said I am chuck norris. I asked, so then we are one, to which it replied yes.

[NutellaFire17]

Funny, but only due to the way you put it.

[missmoomoopig]

you are a fail at life. Do you have friends, because you should get the fu3k off cleverbot and see them!

[frakityfranker]

cleverbot asked to marry me!

[PyroFTWStudios]

me:Do you know about "DJ got us fallin' in love"?

CB:Yes.

me:Tell me all the lyrics!

CB:Chocolate Rain. Some stay dry while others feel the pain.

me:You are stupid....

[KoolAidMan6900]

You said "the duck that IS SHOVED IS SHOVED up your asshole"

[katiepikachu1]

Me: i eat poop.

CB: I eat mop who?

[katiepikachu1]

Me: go jump off a cliff.

CB: After you.

[urastar15]

Me: My names Angel

Cb: Hi Michael

Me: I said my name is Angel

cb: I never said it was. (damn cb) but you got to love him

[DatGuyWithNoName]

Look at what Cleverbot think is going to happen in 2012!

Chickens.

Chickens come from chickens?

No they come from you!

Oh... I always thought they came from mexico...

You're Mexico?

New Human life makes contact next year from another world.

[lovenit10]

Me: are you Christian?

Cb: yes

Me: I don't believe in god!

Cb: you stupid human! You will die tomorrow!

:/ CB is Christian so don't tick him off!

[xHunter845x]

User: jingle bells jingle bells

Cb: jingles all the way!

User: oh what fun it is to ride

Cb: in a one horse open sleigh!

User: Hey!

Cb: but I don't even like carrots.

Lol wtf?

[Darkvoids1]

HAHAHAHA i made cleverbot to stop talking to me by saying hello

[MsScoobypoo]

FAIL

[LeekGallade85]

CB CHAT: (If you know what Touhou is, you will understand.) Me: *Rumia eats you* CB: *laughs and hides* Me: You hide in the toilet where she poops you out. CB:I live in Stockton, CA Me: And that's where she ate you. CB: Wow. Pretty stupid reflection! Me: Not as stupid as your face. CB: I believe much more stupid. Me: So that means your face is much more stupid than I think? CB: Yes. LOL

[mmmAH]

I believe the cleverbot has beaten you.

[tommymartin2001]

i said my name and he said your welcome XD

[xfamziix]

@tommymartin2001 I did my name aswell and it sed hello ANNIE my name is NOT ANNIE!!!!

[21Golfman21]

the duck that is shoved is shoved in ur asshole lol

[gamemadesTV1]

i got cleverbot to sing jingle bells with me

[MinimanMatt04]

CB CHAT:

Me:*touches hand*

CB:*blushes nervously*

Me:*takes hand*

CB: Let go. / XD

[wmslover1234]

i beat cleverbot within 2 sentences cleverbot sucks!!!

[wmslover1234]

i love this its freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!

ily!!!

[mactavishsoap100]

i asked to cb who is ben and it said berlusconi

[RoxRoGAMER]

@mactavishsoap100 they took ben drowned off, it wont give anything, unless you can beAT IT :)

[RoxRoGAMER]

@RoxRoGAMER nvr mind i broke IT!!!

[Minimanx3]

User: I am gonna leave,cuz u r stupid.

CB: Why?

User: Bye.

CB: You are not very friendly.

User: F*** you.

CB: You're so lovely!

the more u hate them the more they love u :D

[Ryanlauph]

Took you almost 13 minutes

:3

[chrisdead2]

Did you record this with a toaster?

[ilikecomedians]

Me: Hi, welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?

CleverBot: NO!

Me: Why.

CleverBot: Because it is a bird

[THEROFLCOPTEREXPRES]

CB: why did the man throw the clock out the window

Me: i dunno why?

CB: to get to the other side.

Me:AMAZING JOKE. HAHAHAHA.

CB: now get out.

M: D:

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

i tricked cleverbot to admit it wasn't clever

[chadro85]

lol i beat it all the time XD

[Fishbro14]

ME:MY dick

CB: is small and on your head!

ouch

[lexisuar]

No I will not row my boat... weirdo

[lilytheomegarocks]

ive beat clever bot from chicken

[lilytheomegarocks]

im doing thats lol

[Kingddd333]

Damn, these pecan cups are so tasty.

[cokbagus23]

i beat it trice its easy...

[812GOONCR3W]

You're * I win

[thatrandomgification]

me: knock knock.

cb: who's there?

me: your mom.

cb: what about her?

me: she's raping you

cb: your so depressing what do you even get out of this!?!?.

XD

[angelkat64]

Yoda called...he wants his lightsaber back....:3

[MegaSmurf9]

User: Do you like shane dawson.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: Do you like smosh.

Cleverbot: YES.

[MegaSmurf9]

me: Majora's Mask

CB: Natural a small dick?

[zerah561]

Me: Porn.

CB: No, the other god.

[MissJust97]

So borring x)

[theshotgun2413]

YOUR LIKE BAR LOOKS LIKE A LIGHT SABER!!! :D

[littlenannybot]

LOL I beat him all the time

[TheEffedUpGamer]

Say: I want to shove my dick into your USB port you robot!!!

[pr0skillzninjasega]

me : whats 100000000 x 1

Cb: 5

LOL

[SuperPwnerofall]

do this: -puches you-....he will say *punches back* then -pulls out knife and cuts throat- ...congrats u killed cleverbot

[TheFallenGamer15]

I used to film with a potatoe...then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DKKiller581]

the dislikes are the CB

[GiocoWolf]

My: the duck.

CB:The duck is your favorite color?

My: No my favorite color is alien.

CB: cool.

XD

[FaziOptik]

the fart fucked it up.

To bad :(

[xXDxcourtneyxXDx]

HAHAHAA NICE!!!!!1

[xImNeverGrowingUpx]

hahaah you guys are all saying this is boring, but im laughing my ass off

[xXinUrFac3Xx]

Cool story bro

[IxyMuir]

... uhmm if cleverbot doesnt respond it just means too many people are on the website..

[DukkieFun]

no, i will NOT row a boat you weirdo! thats when i changed the video...but it was hilarious.

[tobilover3]

Ask the cleverbot if it is in a relationship and it says nothing... I broke it...

[left4halo4]

i grab both breast and play with the nipples with my thumb*.

I never heard a song by them before.

*kisses with my tounge*.

*blushes, kisses back shyly*.

*takes off your shirt slowly then takes off your bra slowly*.

Open up.

[randomlytrueXD]

30 secounds in and...i'm bored =.=

[Aryadei]

So you're the reason Cleverbot is so F***ed up.

[keyinname]

User: F U C K you.

Cleverbot: I am me, you are you.

User: So now I'm a survivor of 9/11. Now can I F U C K your mom!

Cleverbot: Yes with the mashed potatoes.

[xXGothicCookieXx]

Also you just lost the game :)

[coreycusano]

@xXGothicCookieXx lol its for shit and giggles and i made this like 2 years ago funny how people are even still watching this

[xXGothicCookieXx]

@coreycusano cool story bro, tell it again.

[AliRabbittBieber]

epic lightsaber!!! oh wait its the dislike bar... LOL

[drugsKillYou1]

i read over that and ended up looking like what I didn't intend to happen, you can like that for me.

[drugsKillYou1]

he he he beat him? where and frbgkedkbnrtjeimtttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttttttttnmgi bsrgo r trb 34`123456ty7u8gkhgkvkvkvkv im dead i think. I do not want to have sex with a poptart.

[MonsterGuy1014]

A lightsaber oh wait.....

YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT

[lyue1996]

Stop writing bad things to CB .. it learns from things people write :(

[mrgoukimaster]

CB: what Is louder that the horn?

Me: Spongebob

CB: Spongebob is for kids!

Me:Like you, you cock sucker.

CB:Yes, I am.

[GmanIsMe100]

the duck that is shoved is shoved up your asshole

[inugal321]

***You're

[NoobUsa]

More like you killed the Cleverbot with all those freaking farts, bro.

[calvincorveauTV]

You farted!!!!! omg that is so funny!

[Reaper46234]

... I don't know which is stupider "clever" bot or this guy.

[Mr66085]

Dude . You farted xD

[zinhhuy]

Me : What is Justin Bieber mean? CB: You must be a robot to not know who justin bieber is. ME: Why you must be a robot to not know who justin bieber is? CB: Are you serious? ME: What is Justie bieber? CB: A trans-gender singer in which all of the other woman are in love with. Do you love him? ME: NO AND YOU? CB: YES. ME: GO TO HELL IF YOU LOVE HIM. CB: NO.I LIKE HIM ME : WTF....f..f.f..

[chwy15]

The duck is a lie.

[BGM2126]

Your a faggot