Dave Chappelle - Weed Conversations

[darbyvideo]

one of my favorite shows of all time. I can watch this over and over and overrrrrr!

[Isaiahalondra]

Fuck carrots!!

[cookevillecavs63]

I'm just gonna kill that muthafucka alright, that's all you need to know!

[ww2guy100]

2 shots of YAGER

[eclipse943]

@ww2guy100 thu shots of yeighurr!

[marine2587]

"im just gana kill that MF thats all u need to know FUCK CARROTS!

"

[McDrift1986]

Thumbs up if you want David to go back to Stand-Up Comedy!

[itsakr3wthing]

"I thought ya'll were friends, baby. What happened?" LMAO!

[imkendrickbruhh]

Haha Fuck carrots llab!!

[Glynsta1]

and fuck carrots! hahahahaha

[watch12321]

@Glynsta1 Stole my comment lmao

[PentagramSchematic]

"i thought yall were friends babay...what happened??" hahahaha he sounds like a drugged up whitney houston. fucking hilarious.

[MSN3000TV]

and Fuck Carrots!

[BETstaywild]

oh Dave you were smokin with the wrong black people lol but i smoke with everybody!!!!

[1261harley]

Lol

[GEZx928]

Fuck carrots.

[generalgeewhiz]

i was soooo lucky that i was there at the Fillmore on this night. if you listen VERY closely in the background you can hear my loser younger brother crackin up like a jackal. i was soooooo high when i saw this.

[partygirll69]

10 people got carrots put up their ass XD

[princesssummertb]

Fuck carrots ctfu XD

[kylebenson100]

10 people passed out

[mikeyroys3333]

Kat williams stole this from Dave

[123courage]

Fuck Carrots. LMFAO.

[FutureExitsMedia]

I'M GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[pedoncule123]

Calm down you motherfuckers you win by default! lol

[gritchie093]

Fuck this is good shit

[MuhNigahRandy]

im just gon kill dat mutha fucka lmao

[13SeanThomas]

fuck carrots!

[MaysinDaigon]

I love that old school stylish mustache on Dave

[Lanugot4u]

Im just gona kill the mofo ok....N Fuck carrots lmfao

[ylb10148]

Beer, Cheeseburger.

[Shadowmarrow]

frank fell asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass and put shaving cream on his balls

[vcanucks22]

fucking hilarious

[HowlingJongo]

Jesus Christ every comment is a quote from the 2 minute video that we all just watched.

[BreakCityVillains]

LOL THIS SHIT HHAHAHA HIS white voice

[CopeySnack10]

2 shots of jager, tequila, 4 bong hits mannn... BEER... cheesburger

[HeWearsStripedBeanie]

this is so fuckin true xD

[J0rdanBr]

Awesome!!

[chickenman136]

some bitch comment about the two top comments being the same

[IFseen10601]

CHAPPELLE GREAT BLACK MAN !

[VenTiion]

FUCK CARROTS ahhahahahah

[gankem1]

FUCK CARROTS!

[bigWArren13]

border line gay shxt hahaa

[flight96]

They trust u enough to sleep around u and u put a carrot in his ass..? is that nice..?

[meezeegtr]

"that is a automatic death sentence on the street"

[roflcopterszz]

fouur bong hits maeeenn....

[JaiRizm0it]

@GPMBLAK it actually is called "jäger" :)

[ottersrule]

dude remeber at franks last week i was fucking smashed

four bong hits mannn

[crazyape515]

smoke with me chappelle haha

[1cdearman]

Im gonna kill that mother fucker!!

[HoTKayliffeVoX]

He got a point. :D:D Sometimes friends couldn't be trusted, especially when you're drunk and you passed out.

[AirJordanPowell]

Ima Kill that MOTHER FUCKER!!

[oGGVeNoM1]

ALL WHITE PPL TALK ABOUT, IS OTHER TIMES THEY GOT HIGH..TRUTH ,SMOKIN WEED IS AN EVERYDAY THING IN MY HOUSEHOLD

[Specialist01xbl]

4 bong hits man

[raccoonkkzyo]

Two shots of Yager

[HipHopisDead1000]

"ive stopped smoking weed..."

listen carefully for the guys booing lol

[fayeslover]

i smoke with only white people for this very reason lol

[forestrocks]

FUCK CARROTS! yeah, you already did.

[TheSeanclark]

4 shots, of YAEGER!

[mark12345823]

wow the top comment has been there for a year thumbs up if you think we should change it

[erikdanielperez]

frank fell asleep so we stuck a carrot up his ass, duh.

[MrTrickydick666]

beer cheeseburger...

[hydrolicsandwich]

10 people got a carrot up there ass

[aliceinchains898]

im gonna kill that mothafucka lmao

[reidyoung1]

I'm gonna kill that motherfucker!!!!

[HE1CREW]

@reidyoung1 Umad, probally did some freaky shit with carrots

[reidyoung1]

@HE1CREW What?

[reidyoung1]

@HE1CREW  Naw bro pretty sure you did dumbass

[OnlyForComments1001]

Haha this guys tha shit

[gammerstang2009]

Sounds like he's hanging out with Robert Downey, Jr.

[insaneCODchannel]

thats how funnt dave is he calls every1 motherfuckers and they laugh,

[PuppyXz]

@insaneCODchannel Hold on... muthafucka.

[Michaelapple9]

Fuck carrots!

[YouthEnergy]

Beer. Cheeseburger.

[MrSinasta85]

thats all u need to no lol hahaha

[0lecm0g]

He does a great white guy voice :P

[jorayx]

@0lecm0g he's doing a paper on 'em

[stickleyaaron]

Most youtube comments are apearently just quotes from the videos

[erikanddanielskating]

Carrot in his ass ahhaha

[fayeslover]

so true

[Niffum]

I love his white accents. xDDD 

[michaelrslong]

420!!!!!!!!! hahahahaaha its doo doo baby!!

[yutboy1234]

BEEEEER

[skelitonking117]

i also love being a teenager

[skelitonking117]

This is so true i love pot

[c0unterph0bia]

I love his white guy impressions, the voices are fucking hilarious. "Two Shots a Jager" Ahahaha

[SwintSausage]

Frank fell asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass and put shaving cream on his balls...

hahahahahahahaha!

[ezcko1]

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[Truckguy74391]

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[Nagoshiftw]

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[skatexhardcore]

i almost pissed my pants!!

[syedsaim]

9 people do borderline gay shit.

[ryoliciousrules]

perfect ending

[greenpeacemyass]

Spot on.

[dustin73bb]

goddamn 100% true



[MrYungFatal]

"I'm gonna kill that mutha fucka!"

"I thought cha'll was friends, baby...What happened?" Was that supposed to be the guys wife or some soft ass nigga who he was cool with?

[Konamtbdjc1k]

@MrYungFatal lmao! yea... its like one of his pimp friends or something.... watch "grape drink" by him and he uses the voice again at around 1:20

[bleachman57]

@m3n5chl1rmu3ll your right they betray all drugs completely wrong like acid for instance in movies they make it seem like you go crazy and alll yhis weird shit happens but its really peaceful you mostly just see shit move and most people when theyre high are just chill however there are a few people in particular who are real assholes when their high and its usually mexicans and black people

[m3n5chl1ch3rmu3ll]

according to what he says i would have to be black.

But hes right many people I know (i only know 6 black people because im living in austria) really behave like that when theyre high

which is FUCKING ANNOYING

[jveetz1]

cheeseburger!

[hideHYDEimcoming]

he got it in one this guys a damn soothsayer or something!

[canseeno1]

I passed out at his house, right, and uhhh..... Looks back....... I'm just gonna kill that motherfucker nigga thats all you need to know!

[VGAnxiety]

just be glad it's a carrot in the ass and not a cock in the nose LOL

[mikethaironlung]

fuck carrots

[Alberto8959]

i love this joke

[danecook321]

1:22 is so true, that's why I stay up!

[MasterclassNL]

8 cuntlickers

[PureMetalDrummer15]

@MasterclassNL You say that like its a bad thing.

[collegeeasternwoo]

hahahaha

[stickyickytoker]

lmao its true white people always talk about other times we got high i do it everyday lol

[IWantMyVisionBack]

@stickyickytoker

You also do borderline gay shit?

[DrunkenDwarv]

@IWantMyVisionBack

Me and my friends do.

One time a friend of ours passed out, we slapped our dicks in his face and, coincidentally, put shaving cream on his balls.

It's funny as hell.

[watshisface90]

@DrunkenDwarv wat the fuuuck man

[DrunkenDwarv]

@watshisface90

lol

Come on dude that's funny.

[Clown92691]

@DrunkenDwarv thats fuckin hilarious! dude, you gotta do some similiar shit like that and record it on camera...then put it on youtube....that we get so many view, fuckin hilarious.

[shadowizbak]

lmao "is that nice" hahaha

[jajuanjackson]

cheeseburger

[Eon210]

lmao...that lady screamed wen he said he stopped smokin weed...lmao

[Thehed1993]

smash man! looooool!

[AtlantaITGirl]

calm down mo-fos- you win by default!

[Wilcox3]

Whats The Name Of This DVD & WHere Can I Find It?

[notyourparadise]

@Wilcox3 for whats its worth

[e11108]

im in a fraternity... and all the white mothafuckas be doin some borderline gay shit like this sometimes

[supmayne1]

white people do crazy shit when people pass out ...

Maybe not carrots in butts

But a T Bag will show up ...

Then he wakes up, we show the pictures of our nuts on his chin... And he just laughs

Thats what white people do... we crazy

[youngydave]

@supmayne1 Lol

[TheAnime23]

lmaoooo, omg dats so tru, white people catalog eeeevrything they drink! lool

[ryoliciousrules]

fuckin right we do :]

[wesleyhoulihan]

Thats like saying all black people eat fried chicken and cornbread while shooting hoops in the ghetto!!

Relax there you racist.

[cupobacon]

funniest shit ever

[Nomanisrdy]

hahaha. Fuck carrots. best line from the whole show. lol.

[QueenMJade89]

It's funny cause I realised that this is true. I stopped getting high with black ppl. I only smoke with white ppl and mixed ppl.......JK but hilarious!

[pj545]

4 bong hits man!!

[StrattonLOLfail]

that is the ugliest mustache that i have ever seen... ohh. and uhh... stumbled

[mystiquebinboy]

@arpgi2 dude, seriously.....fuck you

[flirtocluver]

ive been stumbled ... and this shit is sooo tru

[p00pdawg]

someone should do this to a black person and show em this video.

[ImperiousViking]

it's funny cause it's true

[Anon1696]

...and fuck carrots.

[str8hoosier]

haha so i shoved a carrot up his ass!

[pepsidewroot14]

i'd love to smoke weed with Dave Chappelle! haha.

[GhettoKid96]

when he said: I stoped smokin weed, I where the only one how laughed:) that could only be a joke from him:D

[alexgr69]

fuck carrots ))))))))

[BHisBS]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im jus gon kill that mothafucka thats all u need to know aight? n fuck carrots

[jelani801]

funny and true hiilllaaaariooousssseeeee fuck carrots lmfao!!!!!

[crazedchesseit]

lmao

[thatkidfromptown]

how does he know this hahaha

[Juice6489]

funny as hell

[basslinebully]

So true

[spczmb]

fuck carrots

[And502]

I GOT KIDS TAH FEED XD

[henryvorn]

4 bong hits man

[MasterclassNL]

@henryvorn 8 now

[jrodriguez979]

dam dis nigg is funny

[Gasparro18]

Dave Chappelle is funny as hell. He likes Richard Pryor. There's not a lot of comedians with good jokes and steal jokes. Dave Chappelle is awesome as hell thats why he's one of my favorite comedians.

[esemdi90]

Holy shit he's so right

[KoolDa1]

For the most part he's right!

[Lzftw]

FUCK CARROTS

LMAO its great

[xxshanewtfxx]

so true haha

[h6d46h]

you bette make itb ya self, tell ya wife to stop makin homemade apple pie from scratch

[h6d46h]

DR. YORK IS MY GRANDFATHER

[Arcangelchaps]

i shall give u a cookie

[McConsumer]

so funny, but there are more options than just black and white.

[zander811]

true, but who there are no generalizations towards those minorities when it comes to weed smoking. there's black and complaining, and white and borderline gay.

;P

[McConsumer]

hahahaha

[montay2009]

you're the reason why dave chappelle no longer does comedy.

:[

[juddzer]

no,i wouldnt say dave chappelle made a life choice because of him,so shut the fuck up