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  • i really want to read that

  • GASP

  • Reasons to be a pilot

    1. Fucking Planes

    2. Ho's love wings

    3. Dan's Birthday (Crocodile Drop)

  • i <3 you DOB

  • Tiger blood O.O

    

  • the chief is charlie sheen

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  • Tiger blood milkshakes for breakfast. #winning

  • lol, i love the little hidden jokes, like the Reasons to be a Pilot at ):35

  • TIGER BLOOD

  • I like connecting my man parts with those of a child.

  • I heard that guy drinks tiger blood milkshakes for breakfast.

    Milkshakes Dan, for breakfast!

    HAHAHAHA

  • WITCH!

  • Coughy is a great drink, better then 4 loco. Also using whiskey and mixing it 2-5 with chocolate milk is great too.

  • Coughy is actually a great drink. Better then 4 loco

  • 3:00 -- If this were made a couple months later, he could have shouted CHRISTINE oDonnell

  • Swaim and DOB I love you

  • Smooth, DOB. Smooth.

  • VIEW 10,000!!!

    WOOT!  \m/

  • I think I just Might Come Into The office And Shoot Every One O.O

  • "I know you're from the east coast where every one rides around no algorithms and gets married in a grain silo, but out here, we grab a shovel and hire some immigrants."

    Cracked is the best :D

  • Reasons to be a pilot:

    Fuckin planes

    Hos love wings

    Dans b-day (crocodile drop)

  • i dont know how you guys did it, but i could watch 0:12 to 0:19 over and over u guys look so cool lol.

  • Ddig  g

  • consider this my two weeks notice (zip)

  • Ho shit! I'm sensing some Metal Slug. But WHICH Metal Slug is it?

  • milkshakes for breakfast

  • Man i love the opening to this show.

  • S.W.A.I.M is playing Metal Slug :D

  • I like combining my man parts with those of a child's.

  • hahaha the end is brilliant

  • "The Britta filter is NOT a witch"

    That black magic watery WHORE cast her spell on you too?

  • tiger blood milkshakes for breakfast dan... FOR BREAKFAST!

  • Consider this my two weeks notice:

    *zips down pants*

  • The only thing I've ever seen you drink is chocolate milk and vodka, so....

    I call it coffee cuz it makes me cough.

  • Swaim's face at 6:45 is the best thing ever.

  • how did i not about this show?

  • Swaim is a genius.....

  • "Give me candy!"

    *gun shots*

  • "WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • ROCKET LAUNCHER!

  • LOL- A Halloween pumpkin bucket and a pink plastic shovel...too much, man

  • i call it coffe cuz it makes me coff

  • "Hold on.....one...hour.."

    LOL!

  • lmao 6:20-6:55 Swaim acts it out so good.

  • "I know you're from the east coast where every one rides around no algorithms and gets married in a grain silo" oh and also my daddie's a hottie too

  • lol at the begining he's playing Metal Slug.

  • what's he looking at at 4:20?

  • 1:15

    Swaim's face is PRICELESS!

  • My god, it's scary. That is my exact laptop. I'm typing this from THE SAME LAPTOP AS THE ONE IN THE SCREEN! AAAH! hm, theirs is shinier.

  • "Me and doug are cool now"

    quote from Derrick Comedy "Girls are not to be trusted" video

  • it was todd in girls are not to be trusted not doug

  • Michale Swain has so many many emotional problems.

  • @ballantrae101 Swaim <---- M, not N

  • @ballantrae101 From this day forth, Micahel Swaim = Michale Swain.

  • @ballantrae101

    I think you mean emotional superiorities - we are peasants to his psychological might

  • agents of cracked=hardly working?

    tall guy is playing amir

  • this is completely different from hardly working

  • "combining my man parts with that of a child"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

    Best series on YT since Horrible People.

  • way better than horrible people

  • METAL SLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • candy!!!

    what that guy said was horrible

  • Might have been a good video if SWAIN WASN'T SUCH A FAG!

  • its swaim

  • LOL SPELLING FAG PROLLY GAY LOL

  • nesquick + fetal position = a obsenillion of diggs :P

  • Say what you will, but this video makes a good argument for being a pilot.

  • "The more traffic" "....the more candy on Digg." "There's no candy on Digg" "cause' its in the computer"

    ROFL

  • faggots.

  • fucking

  • are

  • guys

  • You

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