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  • OUR ORGANISM IS COMMUNIST

  • Captain Capitalism, suck my uncircumcised dick, please.

  • MERRY SOCIALISTMAS OR COMMUNISTMAS!

    (Referencing South Park): Whatever, (bleep) you.

  • Its so weird watching this right after seeing Arthur Christmas

  • This guy gives Glen Beck a run for his money.

  • ..here and wants to stick up for this crooked status quo. They have the government bought and paid for. They control everything. They really don't need you brain dead fucknuts coming on here and trying to kiss their asses also. I mean, how dumb do you wanna look? At least they pay the people who usually kiss their asses, you jackwipes just look like a slut you just gotta give a compliment to in order to get a blowjob from. Seriously, stop embarrasing yourselves.

  • ..with making it in a capitalist society than anything. That, and how well you can step over your fellow man in order to make it. In Communism the government controls. In capitalism the rich control. Sounds to me like either way the people are pretty fucked until we say enough is enough. We are the true power in this world. If we weren't then the elites wouldn't try so hard to brainwash us into thinking that we actually control our own destiny. I can't stand when any of you jackasses gets on...

  • ..fellow man. Just like a right wing capitalist to not give a damn about whether or not someone who's working harder than the person they're working for is able to earn a living wage. This myth that a person has the ability to always decide their fate in a capitalist society is a joke. Most people who try to start their own businesses fail. The others are lucky. Plain and simple. I don't care how great a product you're offering, if the people don't want it you're screwed. Luck has more to do...

  • ..boss won't get to fire them simply cuz they don't come into work in a full body cast in order to make there stacks of cash a bit higher. When people know that there is a security net when they need it they'll push themselves harder than someone who knows that if they get hurt they wont be able to provide even a little bit for their families. And you have a problem with minimum wage? No surprise. As I said, capitalism makes people into competing enemies and you're clearly an enemy of your...

  • ..actually doing for the people would work just fine. Capitalism in practice makes us all enemies cuz we still have the same sized pie but the only difference is people are now willing to ruin one another in order to get as big a slice as possible. And socialism making people lazy is a myth. France has better production from,individual workers than the u.s. does and they live longer. Know why? Cuz they know that if they do get sick or injured that their country'll take care of them and their...

  • .."at will" employment, which has nothing to do with benefiting people and everything to do with giving companies more power over our lives (we can thank the lobbyists for that one) they can fire you for anything or nothing at all no matter how hard you work for them or sacrifice for them. It doesn't matter. Communism works on paper but in practice it doesn't cuz the elites get greedy also and take from the lower classes just like in america. Communism, if applied with the sole purpose of...

  • What a crock of shit. I, myself, as well as so many others I've known (Not counting the ones I've heard about) have busted our asses at jobs only to be fired or laid off by some dipshit who got scared cuz his stacks of cash got a little smaller. Very rarely is hardwork ever rewarded in this system. The higher up you go the less you actually work. Owners and ceo's of companies sit on their asses and have a team of ass kissers who do their jobs for them. Not to mention that with laws like.....

  • You're american. It doesn't count. After the foundation of the united states by god 6000 years ago, and the redaction of constitution by Jesus on mount Sinaï with Moses and geroges Washington, I think nothing really make sense in history for yee

  • The lack of historical knowledge as shown by many of these comments are so disheartening.

  • Happy Red October comrades!  Счастливые Красный Октябрь товарищи!

  • ONE WORLD UNITED

  • @monkeybutler dude, Karl Marx was German.

  • I was born in 83 and I get it XD.

  • Capitalism is the underlying force that drives the neurosis of modern society.

  • yeah hopefully that evil super hero stays down. Though a word to the wise you don't Capitalism for freedom or liberty. Then soviet style communism wasn't much better. Socialism = wake up do what your told when your told to wake. communism = when you wake do what your best at. Capitalism = do what you like wait stop don't pass go you need money before you do anything. RBE = wake do what you like it a new day.

  • I don't understand who the skinny guy is...

  • @ThaRotten1 Americas greatest hero a tv show from the 80s where he a super hero with powers like super man. Yet it comes from power armor or hit outfit given to him by aliens to help our f up world. It has a element of comedy to do to the fact he has very little clue how to use his new power and flies into walls and other such things. then even works with a fbi agent as his side kick. it was a very feel good tv show from the 80s. watch?v=eeguK8_VHq8&feature=fv­st

  • @ThaRotten1 Americas greatest hero a tv show from the 80s where he a super hero with powers like super man. Yet it comes from power armor or hit outfit given to him by aliens to help our f up world. It has a element of comedy to do to the fact he has very little clue how to use his new power and flies into walls and other such things. then even works with a fbi agent as his side kick. it was a very feel good tv show from the 80s. watch?v=eeguK8_VHq8&feature=fv­st

  • Ha! The Greatest American Hero!! Awesome!

  • captain slavery

  • @monkeybutler20 - might I suggest looking Karl Marx on wikipedia, sir.

  • @captaincapitalismbg eh maybe

  • @captaincapitalismbg Actually Communism is English, if it's where he wrote The Communist Manifesto that what counts.

  • @EdM021 I believe the comment was due to Marx's accent. Was just pointing to a reference on Marx, not debating origins.

  • @captaincapitalismbg

    actually, i think Santa really LOOKS like Karl Marx.... maybe that´s intended

  • @0000Bigfoot

    Shite, shouldn´t have been that fast with commenting XDDD

    How embarrassing.... :D

  • @captaincapitalismbg Karl Marx was Russian but ex-communicated by the Tzar

  • @childofreletivity. All due respect, but you are probably thinking of Lenin. (Check him out on wikipedia, see section on revolutionary)

    "Karl Marx, the founder of Russian Communism, never set foot in Russia in his life. Born in Germany, he moved to France and then on to England where he wrote Das Kapital and other works."

  • @captaincapitalismbg Probably :L But to be honest Marxist-Leninism produeces a single party state unopposed by any other ideology. Thus it has an Oligarchy/Dictatorship....

  • @childofreletivity Karl Marx never had been Russian, he was born in Trier ( Prussia ), but he is an Jew. He went to England and wrote it there and don´t forget Friedrich Engels, German

  • @childofreletivity no he was German he died before Russia became socialist country, get youe facts straight!

  • @palermostajl Thanks for the correction. I get people like Lenin and Marx mixed up ^^ Thanks for the correction

  • @childofreletivity

    Karl MArx was a german Philosopher, Lenin a russian Philosopher and revolutionary, The Tzar can't ex-communicate ANYBODAY because he wasn't areligois leader, he was a monarch -.-

  • @fupoNRK666 Sorry ^_^ Thanks for the correction. I'm getting Das Capital sometime soon. Would you recommend it?

  • @childofreletivity

    Yeah i would ! But DAs Kapital is very hard to read, when you want to start reading MArx, you should, read first the Communist Manifesto, and the early works, you should also read Friedrich Engels.

  • @fupoNRK666 Thank you. I'm trying to get into left wing and centralist politics. So recommend other books and authers?

  • @childofreletivity

    Socialist and Communist authors are very good :) you can read Lenin, Rosa Luxemburg and Karl liebknecht, Friedrich engels, Mao, but ehen you want to change something in the world you should join groups, party, organizations ! :) where you from ?

  • @fupoNRK666 I tried joining my local communist youth but my parents wouldn't allow. I'm British. I heard Mao was a bit of a nutter. Thank you for recommending these authors :)

  • @captaincapitalismbg Marx were jew, not german. the communsm are jew

  • @monkeybutler20 Hm, as a german I have to say some things. First Karl Marx and Stephan Engels were germans - so the "founder of communism" was a german, but the socialism (and may later of the communism) was working in the UdSSR and the east-states of Europe (also China, Vietnam, North Korea, Afgahnistan (for a little time), Kuba,....) So: Founders from Germany but it was done in reality in russia/UdSSR.

  • @monkeybutler20 Still Marx was a Prussian, which makes him a a German :)

  • @monkeybutler20 im sorry... but karl marx was german

  • @monkeybutler20 Yes, but the idea for it (common ownership... ) came from German philosophers.

  • @monkeybutler20 Communism is human. In hunter gathere days we were all communists.

  • @monkeybutler20 nope, a lot of people think that becasue of the russian revoltion in 1917 led by Vladimir Lennin, but the communist mainifesto was written in 1882 by Karl Marx, and Frederick Engals, both of whom were German, who wanted to eliminate the economic gep between bourgeisie (rich) and Proletariets (the working class or poor).

  • @monkeybutler20 communism has no nationality, c. need no nationality, there will be no nations anymore in c.

  • @monkeybutler20 moron, it's neither Russian or German, Karl Marx was a German Jew, that we know.

  • lol

  • Silly socialists.

  • Lol no one born after '82 will get this

  • The thing what I dont get about communism is why people think religion HAS to be disestablished. As long as said religious population doesnt make political assertions, everything could go fine. As long as religious services werent funded using the general public's effort, and just by those attending, things would work out.

  • Socialism mixed with simple human nature always leads to disaster.

    Giving people anything for free demotivates them to work, decreasing % of society that contributes to increase amount of goods. That is why socialist countries sooner or later are drowning in debt.

  • SOCIALISM ELIMINATES PROFITS TO LINE THEIR OWN POCKETS. THE BIGGEST

    BUSINESS IN THE WORLD.  NOW, DON'T STEP ON ANYONE.

  • This is priceless!

  • LOL! This is funny!

  • As a communist supported I must say that this is a very good cartoon! hahahaha

  • Give thumbs up to Vict0r1984's 4 comments! :D

  • so...santa is karl marx ♥. i always knew it:D

  • Capitalism FTW

  • Damn you Marx, Damn you to... uh... crap.

  • daily and do also repress the freedoms of the people working for them, but only at the workplace.

    In consequence, the system with more defying luxury which sets prosperity to a lower level is capitalism, not communism (even in its deformed dictatorial forms)...

  • In Stalinist systems, there is a dictator who lives in manors, travels with limos, yachts and presidential air planes, eats caviar, and represses the freedoms of the people working for him, but pays them with a high enough wage to avoid uprisings because there aren't other rich persons than him in the country and he affords it. In capitalist systems, there are a few thousand corporate dictators who own manors, yachts, personal air planes and limos,100m or higher "Ivory towers" and who eat caviar

  • a democratic model where the state controls the means of production, and the PEOPLE CONTROL THE STATE, (unlike the case of Cold war era socialist regimes or of the USSR after 1924 - in a truly communist state you could vote for your representatives in a multi-party system) so, in consequence, the guys you saw owning limos and eating caviar were Stalinist dictators, not communist rulers!

    Third, there is a very big difference you forgot to bring into discussion between Stalinism and Capitalism!

  • @Vict0r1984 Thank you for explaining what Communism REALLY is. The problem is that ever communist government has been set up but military dictators who do not want to relinquish their power, so they make it impossible for this to happen. It has always been set up after a revolution. Look at Sweden; they're a socialist country, and they're doing pretty damn fine, if you ask me.

  • @PaintballRush222 Swedes are genreally more culturally suited to socialist ideals such as income equality, free healthcare, Trade Unionism etc and even capitalist institutions there are better than those in other capitalist countries, having something within them that can be considered left-wing. However most Americans, Brits, Russians and most groups are not suited to such equality as they are unwilling to work towards it or have their mindset.

  • @daPlumber702: More than half of what you said is propaganda exposed on the internet to misguide the people searching for political and economical answers...

    First of all, there is no starvation in communism, (except very few cases of droughts and other agricultural problems like sabotages made by former rich land-owners) and in my country, for example, people started to die because of hunger only after the 1989 revolution and the capitalist restoration!

    Second, the communist manifesto calls for

  • loved the way Marx kicked his ass in the movie and fought for real human virtues!

    Onward with the struggle comrades! This is how we need to abolish the free market everywhere for real democracy and humanitarian values! Workers of the world, unite!

    By the way, nice video!

  • @MuslimRebelRevolte: At least this shows who the capitalists are better than their propaganda! :)) In reality, they never admit it, and they say they protect ideals like freedom, but let's just be serious: there were dictatorial states even inside NATO (more precisely, Spain and Portugal in the 40s and the 50s), and lots of oppressive dictatorial regimes and military coups were supported by the USA (like Pinochet's Chile or Batista's Cuba)...

    Capitalism is all about the money, and, sincerely, I

  • @Vict0r1984 the difference between capitalism and communism is that the people at the top of capitalism don't lie about it being all about money. Communist leaders on the other hand would have you believe they actually give a shit about you, right up until you starve to death while they're riding in limos and eating caviar.

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  • is this serous?I know Capitalism hates world peace,and end to world hunger and they really hate free health care,but did they seriously admit it in their own cartoon?

  • @MuslimRebelRevolte I'm pretty sure this is a parody of the more extreme views held by those who support capitalism. Myself, I believe that all economic systems are in some way flawed and no one system is perfect.

  • I'm a Leninist-Marxist and this video doesn't offend me. Is just a bit of fun, anyone who takes offense to this video is stupid.

  • @ShadowRSonic You're calling yourself a "Leninist-Marxist"? ...... you know what that term means, don't you, when the two get combined by a single hyphen??

  • 1:17 the birth of... wait arnt most communist anti religous i mean the are religous communists and that cool

  • @extremeeXrement1

    I generally support communism from what I have read about it. I'm athiest, but I'm fine with other people following their own religion as long as they are not disturbing the peace by protesting things, or blowing up abortion centers, ect. As long as they keep it to themselves it's all good. Any sane minded person would agree with that.

  • when was this made?

  • "If there's any hope, it lies with the Proles" much love for George Orwell.

  • fidel is still alive!

  • Interesting to note that in fact there was no superman tradition in either modern Chinese or Soviet animation or filming. The closest analogy is a perhaps a figure of genius in arts, science or culture (or just some person of high moral values) who awakens people with his talent or organizes them (and sacrifices himself in process from time to time), who in turn conquer evil together.

    Here's a sound example:

    .../watch?v=0EfZtSaC0kY

  • @captaincapitalismbg

    I guess, that you'd better make Commandante Communism more Chinese in look, so it would be more up-to-date.

  • lmao i love it! 

  • Hey, there is moral and real difference between "giving" and "stoling by governments (whatever on "liberal" states with Locke's doctrine or "communist" states with Marx or other socialist ideology - both of this kinds of states are using agression against person*). And Christmas, which are God's birthday, are about "ginving" (not only of course).

    *Individuality if you will, but it's not trurly correct*

  • COMMUNISM......capitalism -see the difference?

  • Communism will win...

    Just, maybe not in my lifetime!

  • Nice! Communism is the best. Proletarian rules.

  • That kid represents the stupid people. They try to act "middle-of-the-road" but that only makes them dumb

  • Allow me to say ''Fuck you'' to captain capitalism.

  • The last goal for communism is world domination but it didnt work. I love the idea of communism but is somewhat used wrong and looked bad to others. The point is let us mind our own buisness.

  • Communism <3

  • @DeathcoreIsNotMetal If your nation has had a Comunism period in her history you wouldn't place a heart after comunism you dumb fuck

  • Santa definetly looks TOOOOO much like Karl Marx

  • Well, Leninist-Marxist, but yeah, Captain Captalism is awesome :3

  • As a Leninist-Marxist I have to say that I found this a very, very funny video. Captain Capitalism, defending the American Freedom!! hahaha. I'm waiting for the Night of the Undeade Reds chapter!!

  • i

    am an 11 year old communist

  • @theblakedestroyer Brilliant message me we have some things to discuss god bless you comrade

  • awesome Marx is back from the dead 8D !!!! I can't wait for undead reds if it ever exists but Ill say this from the view point of a Marxist social democrat... Captain capitalism is hilarious thumbs up

  • i am comunist and i think this is funny as hell,its show how much capitalism governement is dumb when he read the list:1.world peace(wtf face) 2:i did not heard cuz i m not the most wesome in english and 3:free healt care(angry voice)

  • @wertyty12 i agree comrade but im in america and i cant show my red star spirit :( if lenin or putin led this country wed be one of the wait no THE BEST COUNTRY

  • @XxSgTgERMAnxX PUTIN WTFFFF AND YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE COMMUNIST !!!!!!!!!

  • @SoviMusic why is there somethin i should know about him?

  • @XxSgTgERMAnxX You can my comrade message me for information do not be afraid

  • @Chris9ian  ok :)

  • @wertyty12

    2nd is "End world hunger".

  • LOL

  • Good lord its the Greatest American Hero...The blond guy in the red suit...

  • Really, really pleased to see Captain Capitalism get his comeuppance!

    Another proud Marxist

  • @Redveg993 marxist-LENNINIST

  • Is this a liberal joke or a republican's pride?

  • People confuse Marxism for communism its not its socialism

  • 3:41 Where's Mao? xD

  • @CrownRadio Mao couldnt make it, he was busy attacking others

  • @CrownRadio first one on the left XD

  • @wertyty12 Um no, that's Kim Jong Il.

  • @CrownRadio ho yea,sorry

  • LOL Captain Capitalism vs Commander Communism...

  • Comrades this is funny

  • more like captain steroid...

  • captain capitalism pig lmfao..... wtf is wrong w/ free healthcare???

  • @HeoCon811 i agree because look at OBAMA hes just retarded

  • im kinda lost to be honest ..... from one side I do believe in utilitarian approach from another when looking at the oppressed masses ; half of those idiots deserve to be oppressed . And then there is question about running actual socialist system and preventing it from becoming same shit as capitalism or worse

  • Karl - our best export of all time.

  • communism wins [2]

  • That just shows the greed. When this day of the year when people are to come together and treat each other as equal. It's changed because some dumb ass greedy capitalist bitch said that a day of the year is a communist day

  • kurva anyát

  • Communism wins!

  • Time to overthrow capitalism furious, tax advantages for millionaires

    reform at the expense of the working class and their pensions, their time with this

    finish, black fingered overthrow capitalism stolen us

    last pennies. Tell us that this is democracy, crap, democracy is

    government by the people and us is governed by a small group of wildly wealthy capitalists for nothing

    having the needs of society, it's

  • capitalism is a great system

    what do u want to go over to communism and have it where everyone lives in extreme poverty except for the leaders of the ruling communist party which controls everything

    well then screw u and move to China nad have fun working for 10 cents an hour

  • @LordCHull China is capitalist, it embraced the freemarket and did away with central planning, and now China and the USA are reliant on each others economies.

  • @JackBrindelli china is a communist country... communist government as least.

  • @nomorechoco In name perhaps, but it's not done anything communist in yonks.

  • @LordCHull If you dislike China that much and if you like capitalism that much...don't you find it only PARTLY contradictionary that almost most of the goods used in the capitalist world is produced in China.

    Just wonder...

  • @jancsipl this may be an old comment but i agree

    especially about the government taking money out of hard working peoples paycheks just to fund something really stupid like obamacare or pay for illegal mexicans

  • @XxSgTgERMAnxX Oh yes billionaires work really hard.

  • Czas obalić wściekły kapitalizm, przywileje podatkowe dla milionerów,

    reformy kosztem klasy robotniczej i ich rent i emerytur, czas z tym

    skończyć, obalić czarny złodziejski kapitalizm okradający nas z

    ostatnich groszy. Mówią nam że jest Demokracja, bzdura, demokracja to

    rządy ludu, a nami rządzi grupka wściekle bogatych kapitalistów za nic

    mająca potrzeby społeczeństwa, czas z tym skończyć

  • Dude u need to speak english, i cant understand the crap ur writing

  • it doesnt make much sence

  • The part about..um...sewing his seed in her virgin ...boat or whatever was fucking hilarious.

  • I find that both far left and far right sides of the political spectrum do not work. Communisim and fascism both have their flaws. America, from what I see, became more controlled by the rich corporations instead of the people of the country. It is no longer under Capitalism. I think the best form of government is a mix between socialism and capitalism. Thereby, allowing people to make money and allow everyone access to basic needs.

  • Red greetings from Germany!

  • internet commies, in your utopia you and your family would prolly work in a factory or kolkhoz with crappy prospect on future

  • Night of the Undead Reds. Stealing Christmas is fun! Mwahahaha

  • stupid propaganda!

    world peace

    end the world hunger

    and free health care its good thing!

    capitalism sucks!

  • "Lets see here..

    World peace..

    And end to world hunger..

    Freeee Healthcare?"

    Long live Communism!

  • CAPITALISM SUCKS ASS!!!

    goldsilveranddiamonds u need to open ur eyes and suck my big salty nutts!

  • hahaha und das sol ein deutscher akzent sein xDDD

  • *its pockets by forcing cheap labor.

  • I'm a proud Marxist. I found this video absolutely hilarious.

    Captain Capitalism is the best.

  • @MikhailSilverwood

    Same here, I'm a Marxist but Captain Capitalism is awesome.

  • @MikhailSilverwood same here lmfao, love captain C.

  • @MikhailSilverwood, you must be out of your mind or just stupid kido who was born in wealthy family, right?

    Or you, I hope, you're just joking around?

  • @metal87power Why, because he's a Marxist? Thanks, mate, so am I. I think you'll find we're pretty common.

    Why don't you go troll somehere else.

  • @metal87power Stupid kid in a wealthy family? No, I'm a member of the working class.

    The whole point of Marxism and socialism is for the proletariat, ie the working class, to rise up to become the ruling class. That's what true Marxism is, where the exploited masses rise up and overthrow the incumbent bourgeoisie rulers.

    As a worker, I spend my entire life being exploited by my boss; socialism is about getting rid of the boss, so that the workers can rule the world on their own.

  • @MikhailSilverwood wait if there is no boss who will pay you

  • @extremeeXrement1 A factory contains a hundred workers, and they all come together to form a democratically organised board for deciding how the business is going to be run. They are called soviets. Without a boss, then the assembly line workers will run the thing themselves.

    Instead of producing things for profit, they are made for human need, feed the hungry, etc, and so a coordinated soviet governmental system will make sure that everyone gets fed and clothed, no hungry or homeless

  • @MikhailSilverwood noone is going to work for society without profit

  • @extremeeXrement1 Nobody works for profits. Workers, ie wage-slaves, have to work in order to get an income so that they don't die from poverty -- hence, workers work for their bosses for a salary.

    Capitalists exploit workers by paying them less than they're worth, and keeping the surplus value for themselves -- hence, capitalists exploit for profits.

    Socialism is about eliminating profits and exploitation and capitalists -- hence, human labour directed instead towards human needs.

  • @MikhailSilverwood you know, i would say that this is the kind of stupidity that you have to have done a course for, but you really can't teach truly elite bone-headedness like this. I mean fucking hell are you a troll or something? What do you think is the result when you totally de-incentivise entrepreneurship and individual productivity by subsuming one's effort to the state? Have a fucking think about it. The only answer is full voluntary exchange and unrestricted laissez-faire capitalism.

  • @MikhailSilverwood

    Well, it is quite more complicated. Capitalism would be OK if it would be really like it says to be:

    Full responsability for the people that are earning the highest wages, if you break it, you pay it.

    Also full responsability for all stock holders. Why should a company stop its liability at some point? Normal persons have endless liability, Capitalism invented the limited liability and other laws to protect themselves, manipulating the market that they say it should be free.

  • @MikhailSilverwood shut the fuck up!!! Capitalists dont exploit workers !!! read economics!!!

  • @MikhailSilverwood

    How come workers in capitalist countries are usually wealthier than in "socialist" countries?

  • @mahakar11 simple they aren't, the common worker usually has more debt than actual money and has to pay for healthcare, food and education and thus has roughly equal amounts of money to spend in his own country.

  • @ayeball2

    Ok, I do happen to live in Germany, a country which was divided in two parts. Both of which roughly equally wealthy and prosperous before. After a few years the "common worker" was so happy not having to pay healthcare and education in the socialist part that the government had to build a wall to keep them from running into the capitalist part.