The American Food Network show The Barefoot Contessa reminds me of a real-life Posh Nosh: the obscenely snobby hostess spends more time eating with her gay friends than with her own husband and in one episode she made a meal for some builders in which she created a centerpiece using a metal pail as a "vase" and paintbrushes as "flowers".
loved this first time round, got a terrible memory and couldnt remember the name of the show or the actors, watching a repeat of QI tonight with Richard E Grant and it suddenly came flooding back, thanks for sharing
@Chiffa321 How patronizing. Why do Brits continually underestimate what we Americans understand, as if they have the first clue as to who we are? Pure knee-jerk euro anti-Americanism, based on not one shred of truth.
PS I find these episodes hilarious and fully realize what they are sending up, among other things the god-awful pretentious arrogance of Nigella Lawson et al.
What we Americans mostly don't get is that her accent is very lower-middle-class -- all her snobbiness is aspiration from someone who married into it -- which Brits find hysterically funny. (We find it funny for other reasons.)
Not at all; it's because we find them inexplicably affected. Not me, though -- I was raised properly, which is to day on D'Oyly Carte recordings. So affected British accents seem perfectly realistic to me. (But one never does hear them in England, off-stage.)
I agree with Squeaky1423 -- this show is howlingly funny, and nothing like what they play on TV here in the states! The first episode I saw was #8 (about the "comfort food," haha) and I literally burst into laughter the moment Richard E. Grant started talking.
"Batter hides beauty, imagine Brad Pitt coated in this..." I just watched the whole thing, and it's NOT FUNNY. Stale punch-lines and taking stabs at wine-tasters (how original!), and their acting is just so stiff. & also the way she uses out of context words whilst cooking - NOT FUNNY.
Personally, I think the acting is perfect for what it is and that "punchlines" don't accurately describe this sort of humor. It's much more subtle and character driven than anything. Subtlety is something I admire in humor.
Hmm...I dont think they're necessarily TRYING to be subtle, I would say they're trying to be convincing. After all, this is a parody. When I first saw this, I didnt really realize it was fake until I heard some of the more twisted bits of dialogue. The running jokes lose steam fairly quickly I'll admit, but every once in a while I hear something that just plain cracks me up. Seinfeld is great, of course, but it's a completely different genre of humor. I guess this type just doesn't work for you.
She was baking a childrens birthday cake with chestnuts and using a food processor and when her mother-in-law saw her using it she called her a "lazy slut" Just saw the episode
I cant find it here. It's the second episode called "Birthday Parties". She bakes a birthday cake loaded with chocolate and feeds it to a party of dogs all with birthday hats on, the inside joke being that chocolate of course can be fatal to dogs BUT they don't really show them eating the cake,just a bunch of other food off of party plates around a table. This series is hilarious.
BiSensual, you are perhaps missing the point. In Britain, "slut" does not have a sexual connotation. It still has the original meaning of a very sloppy person. So her mother-in-law was only criticizing her housekeeping, not her sexual behavior.
That might be true in some parts of the UK, but where I grew up in Scotland it's definitely sexual. I recall being surprised by a Welsh friend calling herself a slut.
This is one of my favorite shows! Now I can see it again instead of trying to hunt for it as filler after Monarch of the Glen! Thank you, thank you! I love the theme song. My mother used to play it on the piano when I was little. Sounds rather like a man singing falsetto, imitating a woman, but it is good singing regardless.
The theme song is performed by the late Alfred Deller, the first great modern countertenor, who in the 1950s and 60s began to revive the English falsettist tradition. Several opera roles and many songs were composed for him. His successors now perform at opera houses and concert hall all over the world.
Hahaha!!
johnphilipglynn 2 weeks ago
i have a question. if british people call fries chips, then what do they call chips?
(hopefully someone understands and doesn't call me stupid)
masteraj57 1 month ago
@masteraj57 Crisps ;)
Foeke 1 month ago
@Foeke ah ok. thanks :)
masteraj57 1 month ago
@masteraj57 We call "fries" chips and "chips" crisps. :)
positivity591 4 weeks ago
this is genuinely one of the best things I've ever seen
MrOdsplut 2 months ago
"If you haven't got an AGA..."
(pause)
(Snort of contempt)
makerofjam 4 months ago
"Darling can you give me a life?"
Lol.
hilltopper3339 4 months ago
The American Food Network show The Barefoot Contessa reminds me of a real-life Posh Nosh: the obscenely snobby hostess spends more time eating with her gay friends than with her own husband and in one episode she made a meal for some builders in which she created a centerpiece using a metal pail as a "vase" and paintbrushes as "flowers".
janeeyre1990 5 months ago
What did she say at 2:17?
"A freesom, they like that"
SuperKnowledgeSponge 5 months ago
@SuperKnowledgeSponge "Disappoint the veg ... give them a frisson, they like that." (frisson - a little thrill or shudder - I had to look it up!)
Enid35 3 months ago
@Enid35 Thank you for being so nice! :D
SuperKnowledgeSponge 3 months ago
loved this first time round, got a terrible memory and couldnt remember the name of the show or the actors, watching a repeat of QI tonight with Richard E Grant and it suddenly came flooding back, thanks for sharing
sue42r 5 months ago
Hannibal Lecter enjoys a good filleted surgeon, har har har.
yerk3 5 months ago
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yerk3 5 months ago
This is clever comedy. No outright laughs, but a LOT of dry wit.
ProjectFlashlight612 5 months ago
The language used is superbly funny. Things like "As you can see they have already been embarassed". It draws a real picture of the characters.
scunnyboybenji 6 months ago
"luv it Rodney" but as for the Yanks,they'"re on another wave length.Don't think they're gonna get any of it!!
holywoodize 6 months ago
OMG, American foodie loving this. Now I want to watch all the episodes.
BTW, what does naff mean? I would love to understand the caviar joke.
ivmeer1976 7 months ago
@ivmeer1976 Uncool, declasse, definitely not posh. You get the drift.
smillsy71 6 months ago
@smillsy71 Thanks!
ivmeer1976 3 months ago
HA that's Joanna Lumley doing the voiceover... brilliant.
talory 7 months ago
At 7:01 she says "filleted SURgeon"... eek!
talory 7 months ago
Americans are never going to see the humour in this take off of all those pathetic cooking programmes. That's why we just love it, accents and all.
Chiffa321 11 months ago
@Chiffa321 I do :( I love this show.
Irrelevant402 9 months ago
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hyperion30000 8 months ago
@Chiffa321 How patronizing. Why do Brits continually underestimate what we Americans understand, as if they have the first clue as to who we are? Pure knee-jerk euro anti-Americanism, based on not one shred of truth.
PS I find these episodes hilarious and fully realize what they are sending up, among other things the god-awful pretentious arrogance of Nigella Lawson et al.
hyperion30000 8 months ago 3
LOVE LOVE LOVE Posh Nosh!
fynanjen 11 months ago
Hilarious. You can't even read the credits xD
SuperSoupysoup 11 months ago
better than come dine with me annoying narrator wont shut the hell up
Thegoldstarman 1 year ago
embarass
vivachobe666 1 year ago
"There's a famous sayning: Like Schoolboys, Rieslings are best enjoyed young". Obviously coined by Catholic priests.
Karl0010 1 year ago
What? nash neesh noosh
2TMTV 1 year ago
"Fabulous work by the way. Don't know how to thank you"
"Pay the bill"
LOL.
acehighpat 1 year ago 3
Love It!
adorebnl 1 year ago
Absolutely love this!
Architect's fish and chips.....
Like schoolboys, Rieslings are best enjoyed young.......lol!
Annoy your stock for 25 minutes.............
Cracking stuff this!
Thanks for putting this up.........going to watch the rest now!
TheChapelMouse 1 year ago 5
ROFL!
edwardianpromenade 1 year ago
WHERE in North Africa?!
sygnus5 1 year ago 2
Is that Richard E. Grant?
Acrimonius1408 1 year ago
@Acrimonius1408 yes it is
scatmaster125 1 year ago
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What the fuck is this? This is the stupidest shit anybody has ever made. I wanna put my potatoe shaped dick in their nose
shredderjeff75 1 year ago
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@shredderjeff75 go suck a brittish dick shredderBETH.hell shove his tallman pinky finger in your ass
unicornsareorgasmicO 1 year ago
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@unicornsareorgasmicO Lol whose account is this? And Fuck you EmanAirwalk, if i knew you in real life id beat your ass. But.... i dont.
shredderjeff75 1 year ago
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@shredderjeff75 your so lucky your dick is small or else id be scared of you.
unicornsareorgasmicO 1 year ago
@shredderjeff75
unicornsareorgasmicO 1 year ago
@shredderjeff75 haha this is sandras account, its my account from the 5th grade, you and eman are strange fellows.
p.s. isnt that psh nosh guy crazy?! "people who dont like dogs should be killed"
unicornsareorgasmicO 1 year ago
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If you haven't got an Aga.
Karl0010 1 year ago
Thank you for uploading this. I wish they'd done more!
countevil 1 year ago
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Richard E. Grant. When he spat out the olive oil, I did a spit take right along with him...
bluesky173 1 year ago
@bluesky173 LOLZ ditto, he's so random
chumshot1 1 year ago
Oh. My, God.
thomasmoredamian 2 years ago
"There's a famous saying: Like schoolboys, Rieslings are best enjoyed young."
tonyle72 2 years ago 26
Snobbery at its best :oD
SPLOD41 2 years ago 2
always satisfying to embarrass and annoy your food properly to bring out its flavour.
6666loki6666 2 years ago 5
anyone else think simon is like super cute old man lol.
humansforbreakfast 2 years ago
'would you eat this?'
'no! i'd rather starve!'
*eats fries*
utubeaccount00 2 years ago 4
classic.
CrazyAssFace 2 years ago
ah the english thourally civilised,unlike the yanks (well most of them)
MsGayblade 2 years ago
Passive aggression is the best aggression.
AmazingGusto 2 years ago 3
"I love the way Angus uses space."
Oh I wish Posh Nosh caught on...sad sad me.
berliozophile 2 years ago 3
I wish it caught on too!..its brilliiant!!
cyanidebreathmintz 2 years ago
i love to disappoint the veg
TwoGiantLeftFeet 2 years ago 4
I rembr these ha.
myNYggas 2 years ago
Love the show from the first minute I saw it, but we don't get it anymore. Is it still on?
fibrosucks 2 years ago
What we Americans mostly don't get is that her accent is very lower-middle-class -- all her snobbiness is aspiration from someone who married into it -- which Brits find hysterically funny. (We find it funny for other reasons.)
ATsarIsBorn 2 years ago 31
yeah americans seem to find just "british" accents funny. i think im right in saying its because of ignorance
BOOSHBOYDOM 2 years ago
Not at all; it's because we find them inexplicably affected. Not me, though -- I was raised properly, which is to day on D'Oyly Carte recordings. So affected British accents seem perfectly realistic to me. (But one never does hear them in England, off-stage.)
ATsarIsBorn 2 years ago
Caviar. Don't touch the stuff. It's loads-of-money red-braces naff.
ATsarIsBorn 2 years ago
i love htis show but can anyone tell me why he says thats an absolute brittany?
BOOSHBOYDOM 2 years ago
so glad iv found it!! years ago i stumbled across this on tv. never rememberd what it was called, so funny!!!
sned10000 2 years ago
Love this show. lol
kevinamuir 2 years ago
I agree with Squeaky1423 -- this show is howlingly funny, and nothing like what they play on TV here in the states! The first episode I saw was #8 (about the "comfort food," haha) and I literally burst into laughter the moment Richard E. Grant started talking.
millardforever 2 years ago
Disappoint the veg...lol.. He was testing the oil like fine wine..lol
UnoSemper 2 years ago
then give them a threesome. They like that.
tedzodd 2 years ago
Oh good Lord this is such a discovery, why can't American TV be funny like this???? I want architect's fish and chips, LOL
Squeaky1423 2 years ago 5
I want the good old fashioned ones. :D
MrRobertSama 2 years ago
"What mummy would've called a vile little hussy"...haha!
AcidCakes 2 years ago 2
I must go home and embrass my veggies, and then scare them!
bbeyez 2 years ago 4
be sure they are "completely nice" as well :)
AkiraChan24 2 years ago 5
Love Richard E. Grant in anything! This was hilarious...
innovationSRI 2 years ago 5
it made me laugh so hard whn he jst spat the oil all over the table XD. the look on her face is fantastic.
BOOSHBOYDOM 2 years ago 2
mre episodes! theres nt enough! there the perfect couple i think :D
BOOSHBOYDOM 2 years ago 2
hi...i accidentally rated the video as "poor"...my bad...it's great!
damn my poor mouse skills!
chrisamillion 2 years ago 4
is this the guy from hudson hawk?
drjamyma 2 years ago
Good god I love this damn show! Its quick wit and intelligent humor. Nice to watch smart television. Hilarious!
marcellabella84 2 years ago 2
LOLLOPS!!
Olive oil tasting ftw
whatsacone 2 years ago
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raissac 3 years ago
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This isn't very funny
yonimiller 3 years ago
u r unintelligent
BOOSHBOYDOM 2 years ago
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"Batter hides beauty, imagine Brad Pitt coated in this..." I just watched the whole thing, and it's NOT FUNNY. Stale punch-lines and taking stabs at wine-tasters (how original!), and their acting is just so stiff. & also the way she uses out of context words whilst cooking - NOT FUNNY.
yonimiller 2 years ago
If you say so. Go look at some lolcats or read Family Circus or something.
guruatomik 2 years ago 4
if its not funny why did you watch it? loser
fleamarket3000 2 years ago
i find it soooooooooooooo FUNNY
CrunchyLice 2 years ago
Personally, I think the acting is perfect for what it is and that "punchlines" don't accurately describe this sort of humor. It's much more subtle and character driven than anything. Subtlety is something I admire in humor.
Just out of curiosity, what do you find funny?
lkmrn325 2 years ago 2
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They are TRYING very hard to be subtle, but it comes out more like a stale pancake, the script and it's delievery. Seinfeld is subtle.
yonimiller 2 years ago
Hmm...I dont think they're necessarily TRYING to be subtle, I would say they're trying to be convincing. After all, this is a parody. When I first saw this, I didnt really realize it was fake until I heard some of the more twisted bits of dialogue. The running jokes lose steam fairly quickly I'll admit, but every once in a while I hear something that just plain cracks me up. Seinfeld is great, of course, but it's a completely different genre of humor. I guess this type just doesn't work for you.
lkmrn325 2 years ago 3
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Yesss...
lkmrn325 2 years ago
nah its great. very witty and perfect acting
womdtheband 2 years ago
this show makes me piss myself.
cuntsmasherHD 3 years ago 3
There's an episode where she's telling a story about his mother and says something to the effect where his mother called her a slut.
It was so random and funny. Which one was it, I'm skimming through each ep and can't find it.
BiSensual 3 years ago
She was baking a childrens birthday cake with chestnuts and using a food processor and when her mother-in-law saw her using it she called her a "lazy slut" Just saw the episode
CONVERTIBLE94 3 years ago
Yes! that's it... LOL...
but which ep was it? I couldn't find it, is it even uploaded here?
BiSensual 3 years ago
I cant find it here. It's the second episode called "Birthday Parties". She bakes a birthday cake loaded with chocolate and feeds it to a party of dogs all with birthday hats on, the inside joke being that chocolate of course can be fatal to dogs BUT they don't really show them eating the cake,just a bunch of other food off of party plates around a table. This series is hilarious.
CONVERTIBLE94 3 years ago
It is!
BiSensual 3 years ago
it's uploaded on you tube, just hard to find. search "posh nosh ep2 birthday parties". that's how i found it.
issabella999 3 years ago
Awesome, I will try it now, tyvm.
BiSensual 3 years ago
BiSensual, you are perhaps missing the point. In Britain, "slut" does not have a sexual connotation. It still has the original meaning of a very sloppy person. So her mother-in-law was only criticizing her housekeeping, not her sexual behavior.
ATsarIsBorn 2 years ago 2
Aight bro, this Bi thing didn't say anythng abt sex perheps its all in yer head
SLUT! lulz
myNYggas 2 years ago
That might be true in some parts of the UK, but where I grew up in Scotland it's definitely sexual. I recall being surprised by a Welsh friend calling herself a slut.
Amcgleish 2 years ago
No, slut means the same in britain as it does everywhere else
JonathanBloggs 2 years ago
He knows which side his Brad is battered (and so do we) but she doesn't seem to!! LMAO
"Pour hot bubling water over your fish, until its nicely, completely nice".
soundseeker63 3 years ago
lol "embarrassed" instead of peeled
gr8sarcasmo 3 years ago
Lol.She keeps eating the fries.
"No I can't eat these... they're dry and soggy."
wwetrekkie 3 years ago
What is the last city in North Africa that he says, right before "Barry, everyone"?
jrr66 3 years ago
Marsa Matruh (Egypt)
klutzyputz 3 years ago
nosh nosh nosh nosh me off
fitdelicate 3 years ago
This is one of my favorite shows! Now I can see it again instead of trying to hunt for it as filler after Monarch of the Glen! Thank you, thank you! I love the theme song. My mother used to play it on the piano when I was little. Sounds rather like a man singing falsetto, imitating a woman, but it is good singing regardless.
axecalibore 3 years ago
The theme song is performed by the late Alfred Deller, the first great modern countertenor, who in the 1950s and 60s began to revive the English falsettist tradition. Several opera roles and many songs were composed for him. His successors now perform at opera houses and concert hall all over the world.
Still it's a good joke for those who know.
ATsarIsBorn 2 years ago
That is really cool! Thanks for explaining that. I have wondered who that was.
hollywoodartchick 2 years ago
LOL, Barry the builder PWN3s Simon
Malocosa 3 years ago 2
This is awesome! I've never heard of it before, but I'm about to watch all of it.
AliasUndercover 3 years ago
Thanks for uploading this brilliant stuff - dry and hilarious.
Ps, yes, the singer is Alfred Deller
grahwell 3 years ago
who is that singing during the credits? is it alfred deller?
cybercita 3 years ago
sounds like andreas scholl
imogenlee 3 years ago
<3 it. So funny :D
Luka1397 3 years ago
When I first heard that "schoolboys" line, I thought my ears were playing tricks on me--I had to watch it again to believe it.
LivelyLorikeet 3 years ago 8
GIVE THEM A THREESOME!!!! LFAMO vile little hussy, lol!!!!
kiosumiutaki 3 years ago
OMFG! this is brilliant!
una2020 3 years ago
Nicing dish lol
Blarfster 4 years ago
LOVE IT!
vixythepixie 4 years ago
Horray, episode 1 just what I've been waiting for! I've been telling people about this for years, now I can finally show them it. Great job.
Jabjabs 4 years ago 3
I am so glad that somebody uploaded 1 episode of POSH NOSH.... HAHAHAHA LOVe this series!
Trezor123 4 years ago