Klingon pickup lines

[GEhotpants101]

That's how me and my boyfriend hooked up.

It really works!

[81edition]

Worf just made little wesley crusher his prison bitch

[Shieldsunder]

I like how the crewmen behind Worf go on with their work as if nothing happened.

[gthbf]

Thanks Worf..................I tried that and i was arrested for attempted rape

[tsptl152]

I wish you would have included the dialog that follows. It's even funnier.

[WombleMan]

The sad thing is, there was a 'special' kid at school who basically had that approach to women.

[marcusaureliooze]

He was lying. That's actually "Shut up, Wesley." in some archaic proto-Klingon dialect.

[davidls11]

Of all the STNG characters Worf received the most "love" letters from fans. I sent mine to Wesley but he never wrote back. :(

[Tidde]

That cut does wonders for this clip.

[spontaneoussam2]

i wonder if worf tried that on dax...

[bokxybabee]

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[SpecterReflector]

Wesley looks like he jizzed in his pants from that.

[OneSearchingForTruth]

It works for me too! =)

[CrazyKitty789]

Wesley: O...kaaay...

[TheOrangetriforce]

The female does this while the male recites love poetry while dodging objects thrown by the female

[matchbox2022]

I do that whenever I come.

[RogueBullet]

That's what the female does. The male recites love poetry. Warf explains this not even 2 minutes after this scene.

[jawharp1992]

So that's why the girls always look at me weird. Who knew, I had it wrong all this time!

[zomgitsrob]

But why is Worf hitting on Wesley to begin with?

[kevlonk]

@zomgitsrob He isnt. Wesley came to Worf for dating advice. I dont think that was the advice he was expecting.

[ndyt]

that's first season which mostly sucked :P

[ant1ph0n]

@catzcorn they regularly do that at bars -_-

[whiteraven101]

Wesley was like WTF?!

[MrThermomanPreacher]

Wesley didn't seem that scared of Worf, I don't know about you but if Worf screamed in my face I would shit myself.

[Danny77uk]

Really? I thought a Klingon lured a mate by going into a bar, slapping the patrons about, ordering blood wine and insulting the female's bodyguard.

At least that's what Worf did in DS9. I can't imagine any Klingon doing this. Can we say contrived?

[MrNuts70]

hahahahaha ahh man that was great! Makes me wanna watch the show hahaha

[DianaLohrer]

wtf

[FrickenLazerSharks]

woah he wouldn't get anyone that way... earaghraghagh wtf?! slap* haha

[MongoloidBabyUSA]

I liked the old Star Trek: the Klingons were scum but more intelligent, but we all hated them. Then they became even more subhuman and violent then all the Trekkies loved them.

[Neurotoast]

I loved the look on Wesley's face...

[SnoocheeBoochees]

wesley was like "take me now you big scary man"

[sborder66]

wow, worf is the shit

[sharlynn1984]

I love Worf!

[MultiAfan]

Very funny video.

[SweetPhantasee]

yeah.. i tried that...didnt really work..

[TheMostDefinately]

@SweetPhantasee that is because it is the klingon women who do that. You are supposed to recite poetry while they hurl heavy objects at you.

[killianfallon898989]

i'm so using dat 4m now on

[Mooshkabooble]

It's from an episode where wesley is asking people around the ship how to attract someone.

[thelargeyeti]

is warf trying to tap that little whiteboy.

[smcneal057]

@thelargeyeti

Don't flatter yourself...please...:-/ 

[frostymoviesjp]

What did worf say ?

[Killuminati911]

That is how a klingon lures a mate

[MisterWesterley]

He said: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh""

[Gopeno]

Westly was probably thinking, "WHat the FUCK?!?!?, Is he gay?"

[major600]

That's why Klingons attract so many females when they're constipated.

[Barbadian2k8]

LMAOOO

[Angelus12308]

cannot stop laughing aaa

[Dimitri0809]

if it were only that easy....

[battlestar08]

lol that cracks me up

[nexantrus]

Looks like it worked on Wesley! He wants him.

[Carrieee0x]

I love Wesley's face at the end XD

[dameandrake]

AH HAHAHA! Awesome!

[kingcrimson234]

hahaha that's awesome

[SRProjeX]

LOL... I will have to remember that if I become single again. I am sure if I do it though, I might attract a moose or something other than the desired species of female.

[2kittygirl]

No, no! If this clip was longer we would have heard:

Crusher: "You're telling me to yell at her?"

Worf: "No, the females yell. And throw things, and claw at you....*daydream expression*"

"What do the males do?"

"They write love poetry."

As a female, I must say the poetry would probably be a better course of action, lol! XD

[EmmeJayKay]

You know, I think Worf was just BS'n most of that "This is how a Klingon..." nonsense. They just use a phone and go grab some gagh and a gladiator fight like normal people probably.

[mikiroony]

Hmm... Why do I get arrested everytime I try that out of Church? xD

[neomelkoreta]

thats what i do

[Dorafran86]

Roar of Worf :)