Late Show - Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview

[UberNeuman]

Oooooh Clint - will you hold me!?!

[beneye1]

I remembered this interviews last night and couldn't wait to get home to check'em out. I never get tired of them.

[follicle5]

I absolutely love how Clint is laughing the whole time! What a good sport!

[rocwilder85]

SUCKROD!!!

[zachedwards92]

i love how paul is always louder than the audience lol

[boohutt]

They should do more of these on the show!!

[cfodk]

Clint is clearly enjoying himself. Me too :))))

[qwertylfhgo]

I didn't understand a thing hahah Can you explain me briefly what they're saying, plz? PS I'm quite bad at english :D

[speebyda]

@qwertylfhgo David Letterman already did an interview with Clint Eastwood earlier in the show. It was a running joke, they've done it with other actors.

[Commando303X]

"I said, 'Bite my junk, Suck-rod!'!"

[rockerduff1231]

I said bite my junk..........suckrod

[talall2000]

this is the main reason he didnt get the tonight show

[TheDaddyCokes]

I swear after the Every Which Way But Loose line you can hear Schaffer's laugh..

[wali55404]

bite my junk suckrod = Classic

[0ejmusik0]

Poor Clint, what did he do?

[dirtycelinefrenchman]

"bite my junk, suck-rod"

[Cameljockey213]

Fuck that ginger cunt. Let Eastwood talk.

[jjnelson222]

@Cameljockey213 It's a setup. You know, a sketch they do.

[kumar01234]

@Cameljockey213

fuck off. that ginger is classified legend

[x100al]

Love these bits... the looks Alan always gives Dave on the way out.

[burnsyny]

It's the same joke very single time and I can't stop laughing anyway. I could watch these all night!

[Arogaz]

I friggin love these segments with Alan. Hilarious!

[btrain72]

1:10 Handshake fail :)

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

No subtlety there...

Yawn..

[Scuttman1]

Eastwood = LEGEND

[drewditty]

"You got a pencil?" " Yeah I got one right here." And how great was Eastwood? there is no reason for him to do this! What a great sport! It nice to see that some of those guys are cool!

[Lennon4life1968]

I see a Buddy film for Alan and Clint!..lol

[dotjon4]

TOO TOO FUNNY.......YOU GO BIG RED!!!!!!!

[01enjoi]

Alan Kalter segments rock

[moakley]

Clint really enjoyed himself there =)

[ChadRB88]

Alan Kalter should have his own show

[Chronolyse]

Fucking classic!

[MrsEdWestwick13]

"screw me like a one-eyed whore" bahahaha kalter is amazing.

[WhatIsMae21]

I doubt anyone has ever said something like that to Clint and walked away unharmed.

[PoliticalJunkie2036]

Clint really seemed to get a kick outta that, lol.

[fallenthedemonangel]

alan: u got a pencil

letterman: yeah i got one rite here

alan: then mark this down asshole

lol... alan's the man

[treijackson]

suckrod

[bizinessfirst]

bite my junk...LMAO

[bradtechonline]

Hilarious!!!!

[evh5150316]

"You snake my shit again...."

HAHA!

[TimA63650]

I agree with aegisgfx....Kalter is amazing...this celeberity interview was by the funiiest one he has done. I LOVE how he talks smack to Clint Eastwood....no one does that to Clint...he will o Dirty Harry on their asses....these skits kill me...toooooo funny

[koitorob]

Who the f***ks Alan Calter?

[wesj1989]

"I'll go Bronco Billy on your ass". CLASSIC!!!

[romansionis]

You don't talk shit to Clint Eastwood.

[littlefabb]

I'm italian, i can't get what alan says from 1:40 to 1:45..Clint talkin to a monkey or what, please help me

[tastethejace]

Clint starred in a movie called Every Which Way But Loose where he was friends with a monkey

[littlefabb]

thanks a lot tastethejace. you have been part of my english course. in fact i watch letterman to laugh and learn!

[tastethejace]

= )

[danolson68]

@tastethejace

Clyde was an orangutan, which is a part of the ape family, therefore NOT a monkey.

[tastethejace]

@danolson68 i don't thin alan kalter cared when he made the joke

[6849franck]

Incroyable la présence de Clint Eastwood, il créve l'écran, on ne voit que lui, un peu a la maniére de John Wayne dans les années 1970...BEST

[Aponac]

Clint Eastwood is thinking: "My god, this shit is funny."

[rlegear19]

best celebrity interview yet.

[shakemeshakeme]

it would be so much funnier if clint just tried to look as puzzled and serious as he could

[aaron112233445566778]

theirs like 5 of these that r the exact same only with a different actor.

[aegisgfx]

Kalter = awesome.

[mookie764]

this golden!! "bite my junk suckrod!!"

[Tigerlily21]

I think seemed intimidated by Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford because his delivery wasn't as great whenever he got to the part where he was telling them off!

[opoort]

I think you answered your own question

[jezzetv]

clint would own him

[ccy2]

This is great comedy!

[japooda56]

G R E A T !!!!!!!

[mattypooz]

heh, clint could go bronco billy on alan, dave and paul at the same time and still have enough grunt in his voice to make the band miss some notes :D

[epiphonevester]

funny how clint laughs, its like something he'd say in a dirty harry movie lol

[kiarahnama]

eastwood is cracking up

[mjaykill759]

this is the funniest man alive!

[SIMONJDAY]

i'm not even 19, and who's the one sticking up for some angry old american man who isn't funny and taking the piss out of any1 who sais otherwise?

[SIMONJDAY]

well that's the 3rd alan kalter video, all three exactly the same with different celebrities. bullshit.

[pgy002]

Well that's why Alan's where he is making a lot of money and you are where you are.

Um, who were you again?

hahaha

[SIMONJDAY]

no, it's because most americans are fucking retards u cunt.

[pgy002]

Yeah that's really mature., makes you sound really grown up, such big nasty words for a 19 year old, But you're still VERY young and don't have much life experience yet, you'll grow up someday.

[blueeyedbluesman]

no there was about 12 before this one if not more sorry just had to tell ya

[mkbrynmawr]

Alan Kalter is my hero!!! haha genius!!

[evh5150316]

Clint is the epitome of CLASS.

[upstander18]

Clint SHOULD have been nominated for ''Gran Torino''

[cowboysteel]

hated the ending though..

[KineticFrenetic]

Is there an Alan Kalter soundboard on the net somwhere?

[pgy002]

I was wodnering that there should be!

[KineticFrenetic]

Bite my junk, suckrod.

[yeabootube]

I was in the audience for that show... he called him an asshole

[agbyankee2086]

Alan Kalter is the man! Look at clint, he can't stop laughing.... lol that is awesome!

[upstander18]

''And you. Next you take me dancing before you screw me, or so help me I'll go Bronco Billy all over your ass!'' lol!

[pgy002]

Hey yeabootube- I've always wondered cam you look over and see Alan during ANY POINT of the show? I'd like to see some of his reactions to some of what Dave does, Does he laugh at Dave's jokes? While Dave is interviewing the celeb that Alan is supposed to can you tell Alan is getting pissed?

I'm justa huge Kalter fan and wouldlike to know.

[yeabootube]

He sits on the edge of the stage throughout the whole show, but I didn't pay much attention to him during mos of it because I was focused on Dave, or the band or the guest. He didn't do anything to draw attention to himself that led you to believe he was so pissed. Hilarious bit though

[JOKAMAJA]

Quality Letterman!  Unfortunately it has been hard to find good shows lately.

[gavinooch87]

this is my favorite part of the show

[pgy002]

Who ever is negative rating my comments have the balls to say why, you pussy!

[onekinkstar]

I'm glad they put these on YouTube, cause the player on Letterman's site doesn't ever work for me!

Gotta love Alan and his 'stick!'

[cjason123]

I'm guessing those were all lines from clint's movies??

[fecalmatterofdeath]

I love Alan Kalter!

[stu22aus]

did he call Letterman a 'cockhole"?

[pgy002]

I thought he called him a "fuckhole". I had the idea for Alan to call Dave that A LONG time ago! "Blowhole" would be a good one too.

[rongravy]

those are great. he sells it.

[lionofthejungle]

"Staple your shriveled nuts to your fucking forehead." I've got a guy at work I'd like to say that to.

[corms76]

Bite my junk.. suck rod!! LOL Love it!

[cottinge]

This is a running bit everyone, same premise everytime.  freakin hilarious.

[carolinatribe]

REALLY BAD. I would much rather have seen the Letterman interview because that is what I was looking for.

[agger12343]

not as good as the others

[pgy002]

Yeah this was almost identical to the Paris Hilton one!

[Sirwastealot]

they need to change it up a little bit, maybe dave should try some different lines next time.. still really funny

[pgy002]

I think they should keep the SAME premise and pattern, that's what makes it so funny, But have Alan come up with some different insults or something, "blowhole" would be fitting, LOL

[lionofthejungle]

Bite my junk!!!! HAHA.

[kapaka12]

what the hell happened....? i don't get it...

[janninho1]

Look at Clint! He's cracking up the whole time. God bless him.

[xxMirokuJrxx]

he'll probably never be on that show again..

[iamthegame420va]

hahaha

[FeedMyButt]

lol..hilarious