Contorted Bass Playing

[malcolmX213]

I think I've made up almost the same bass line before. It just comes naturally when you try to play bass. If any of the people talking smack picked up a bass they would play almost exactly the same thing atleast some of the time. You need to do two feet behind the neck though.

[ZappaFan101]

One knob? Just one?

[XfeeliacoreX]

Epic :P



[CreativeSight]

wtf is this shit? what could you possibly achieve having your lag around your neck

[lonewolf975]

so what? according to people there now has to be a certain number of notes for a song to be impressive? not everyone plays like fuckin dream theater ok guys? hes doesnt have to have full chromatic scales in his music. this is kinda impressive because he looks very uncomfortable and still plays well. no "play more notes and ill be impressed" crap mk?

[pseutube]

lol ?!



[FranLesPaul]

Now with BOTH legs round your neck. DO IT.

[aspiniou]

I'm playing on bass. I fucking love it. Haters gonna hate.

[barmyflash]

Point?

[emilowich]

Why?

[BlackXSouleStudios]

@OverduesBassPlayer hey hey, slow your roll bro, he doesn't know what scales are, or harmonies, or anything like that. he hasn't listened to real music yet :D

[BaS2180]

Ridiculo

[DeWellstein]

this is what I call hardcore bass playing. try to make a slap bass version of this.

[AirsoftChameleon]

it'd be great if you were playing more than two notes btw

[Valdronius]

@AirsoftChameleon E, F#, G, A, B, C, and D. How many?

[illfortune921]

@Valdronius

it"d be great if you were playing more then seven notes btw

[AllOtherNamesTaken]

This isn't even The Beatles!!!!! DISLIKED

[philold09]

my nuts would fall off if i tried that

[Gingerlord01]

ooooh, wow, wht purpose does puttin ur foor behind ur head do? nothin!

[ConorBass440]

dude if i could blow myself and play bass at the same time i would never leave the house

[eFFeeMMe]

This was all the art. All of it.

[McGaiiwa]

i need you in my band :D

[SrWolframio]

You need tune your leg to?

[awfulguitarplucker]

wow! the Yoga Bass! awesome!

[blockhead9899]

Whats the point...

[MontyTrabenPlayer]

Any need?

[cameronj279]

just thought i'de tell you, there appears to be a foot coming out the back of your head.....might wanna get that checked

[Mattimarza]

lol



[BradShreds]

people will do anything for internet hits!

[elbruno28]

hahahhahah

[tmbasser]

This guy has great technique!

[Brosifus]

what a badass

[88Alemania]

-_- ... R U Shi... in me?

[MrNetzu]

its a crazy talent

[thepoofication]

dude... SERIOUSLY?!

[projectoz88]

holy crap equal tumbs up!

[BIGeSTRING]

ok and now you better try to learn play the bass

[L33R0YJ3NKlN5]

Maybe if you didn't suck you'd be famous.

[FakeSidewalks]

Fucking funny. These dipshits who keep commenting should stop taking themselves so seriously.

[AvioInsane]

lol this just shows that every dumbfuck can play the bass. hahaha so easy.

and it doesnt even sound good...

[Valdronius]

@AvioInsane Ok. Play that riff then.

[mrremix12321]

@Valdronius Hahaha ur terrible man xD

[Baltzy24]

@Valdronius Aviolnsane is right....

[MrFranciscoFidalgo]

@Valdronius Its not a matter if the riff is hard to play or not, is that it actually sounds bad.

[FrostyPuddle]

@AvioInsane

You are so jealous of this guy. He has absolute skill. What the hell is your problem DUDE?

On a more serious note, you and the people who rated this down are the dumbfucks.. This is obviously a joke. And try playing a chord on a bass. Or slap it along with harmonics. Yeah... you can't do it.

[spootybaby]

@FrostyPuddle

Hasty generalization, Frosty. I've been playing bass for only a couple years, and I play chords, and slapping with harmonics on the daily, so don't speak so soon, next time

[FrostyPuddle]

@spootybaby

My apologies, Spooty.

[Neqr1337]

@AvioInsane

no it just shows that every dumbfuck like you can comment on some videos, claiming the bass is an easy instrument.

It's not...

What you refer as easy are the basics...

[Baltzy24]

@Neqr1337 Yeah, but he (the guy in the video) has clearly not got the basics down...

[IkabodXIII]

@AvioInsane You call that playing? Maybe playing WITH a bass. But not playing bass or even music.

[michael9westen]

@AvioInsane play yyz by rush you ignorant fuck. oh wait. play any song by rush. if thats too hard play any song by pearl jam or stone temple pilots or rage against the machine. oh wait. play repeating quarter notes of a blink song. yea, i guess if you listen to fall out boy and pop punk trash these days i can see how u wud think bass is a joke. if you listened to real music then u would know what the fuck your talking bout. maybe try some red hot chili peppers if bass is too easy...faggot lol

[AvioInsane]

@michael9westen lol u are whining here. who's t he faggot? haha

[oswadrums]

pfff

[AartyMc]

god that is awful.

[lecram0]

That's why i like u tube u get to see freaks from all over..........

[chype]

No way I could do that. But now I have seen this I just have to try

[druglust]

hahahahahahahah

[mjichielgabba1]

i'm in love now xd

[DATstudio91]

Superb idée pour la vidéo !!! magnifique. Bravo 1000 étoiles

Salutation de France.

[sergiudrummer]

I want to see that on stage 

[Zamriasra]

I think theres so many dislikes for a reason

[Valdronius]

I know. People are jealous.

[monro123456789]

@Valdronius OR....pplp think your shit!

[Gerleg08]

@Valdronius jealouse for not being able to play a bass with ur feet in ur neck ...dude rethink ur life

[BlitzkriegBopp]

Why the hell not indeed?! You are LEGENDARY!

[Recanon]

Hahaha. I can actually put both my legs behind my head. But i haven't tried playing bass when i do that x)

[VoodooEule]

xD

Nice, dude.

[YokaiRock]

you could use your finger foot to play too xD

[jagerpeti]

Ez hülye :D ^_^'

[leddeath80]

i got to suggest to RWJ

[HoLLYWOOD681]

Ummm dudee your foot is behind your head. I think you have cancer

[PipeCleanerVideos787]

better than i could do

[timoonn]

no grooove no feeliiing

[Tezzindomigo]

eough...

[xMrBumpyx]

youre a freak

[L33R0YJ3NKlN5]

What the fuck? XD

[CubeableGame]

Haha! Can you also bend your bass strings like your leg?

[IYesNoThis]

what is the point of this

[Manneken1]

Didnt get it

[goshlike76]

how the hell?

[dragonhit56]

hhahahaha ..

umm .. why ?! xD

[drummerboypaddy]

Ah ok know we know that ur an idiot :D

[tim988]

lol.. why?

[sirpc2]

Dude you have a foot in your backhead... just like a notation ;)

[Diwan]

student of guru chuck norris

[azakura1991]

XDDDDD

[FreediiIGR]

beatiful xDDDDDDDDDD

[Yannouf31]

HO!WOW! But....stop bass

[Timurnator1990]

cloun

[retardedsnake]

just how exactly did you find out you could do that? lol

[eksMR]

ajajajajaj LOL

[gz4txb]

was wäre wohl, wenn er sich sein rechtes bein hinter den kopf geklemmt hätte?

ich lasse die frage mal im raum stehen :D

[YetiSomZ]

good job, bro :D

[smokestackeroo]

now if only u were playing the bass decently, then this would be cool

[Contrabando5cordas]

hahahahahahahahahaha

nova técnica

[MrGameposter]

You are a badass.

[YeahChonas]

beef jerky

[SpAzJoN15693]

one thing,.. THAT IS FUCKED UP! you really need to see somone ,good luck .

[attributo]

'mbecille!

[MrGoobum]

YOu got it all WRong!!! use that foot of yours and scratch your head to the beat!

[val4514]

now,put your fingers in your ass!!!!come!!! o,O

[sweetnssssssssssss]

i was waiting  to see him suck his own dick

[MultiParasite]

Hej you have to actually play with the foot, that's the trick!

[infrangibletangerine]

Well to be honest I don't see the link between contortionism and no shirt but I guess this was alright lol

[luckyamo15]

THATS NOT THE WAY TO PLAY A BASS YOU IDIOT!!!!!! XD lol

[hurleypwell]

can u suck ur own............toe?

[GimmeMyGibson]

that is my new favorite comment. I wish you could favorite those...

[LBC6893]

you wont get famous for this shit, faggot

[smsracing42]

...

[mrmuffin1234]

is taht your foot over your head?

[0choke]

um???? ok then xD

[ChickenPissInTheRoad]

K, now play with your teeth. Great video!

[ZehEduardo]

sweet mother of moses.

[julukrolu]

haha

[godwhyisthistaken]

lol

[onimusher]

hahaha

you're a best!

[TravisMaxima]

Wow.

I'm not even sure how to respond to that.

[columgalvin]

For my next trick I'm going to disappear up my own arse !!! haha this guy is a legend or a leg end????

[amadeus133]

hold on people... im just gonna put my leg over my head, for no apparent reason, other than to look like a twat. i'll be right back with you.. ha ha ha!!!

[modestmex]

hahaha nice man i lol.

[Cookieonbass]

The bass line want half bad either that some craz-e crap

[Ddemonheck]

maaaaaaaaaaaaal

[brimike3]

lol

[6bassangel6]

adam açmış amı taşşa :X

[superuglyman888]

think is the most random thing ive seen today

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

Can't go wrong with you there.

[ArkAngelSlave]

>.> So can you do that on command while playing or do you have to get set up first because if you can't it's pointless...Where are you really gonna need that in a band XD Unless it's a Yoga band then well.....strange.

[clerlic]

Can you do both legs?

[biebermilch]

perversest stueck scheisse

aber hat stil^^

[Girowar87]

mi fai skifo ahahaha

[acidicpleasures]

i'd date any guy who could bend like that... :P

[Valdronius]

I'll pick you up at 7. I drive a red Vibe.

[acidicpleasures]

Hahah sweet.

[FURRY1995]

@Valdronius lol

[tonoballs]

@Valdronius What about a guy... GIGGITY

[FURRY1995]

@acidicpleasures ha i can lol jokes haha... :P Thts pretty awesome tho :)

[acidicpleasures]

@FURRY1995 haha you can bend like that too?!

[FURRY1995]

@acidicpleasures I wish ;) I'll work on it 4 ya lol

[acidicpleasures]

@FURRY1995 lol sweet. ;D

[FURRY1995]

@acidicpleasures defo haha lol. I wonder how many more different positions u can do like that lol haha pmsl :)

[TheTechnologic1]

hey can do one but i can do both but yeh im taken sorry

[acidicpleasures]

@TheTechnologic1 lul. im taken too.

[Ippiti88]

un rigorso vaffanculo non ce lo metti??

[bonakid22222]

yuck

[YouGetALifetime]

........

[sliterturn1]

fag

[dylannielebock]

FUCKIN GAY CUNT

[weridoman69]

imagine the pain his balls go through

[panikattak14]

@weridoman69 None. HE HAS BALLS OF STEEL.

[TheSeveredTongues]

.....now that is something you dont see everyday

[brunthroath6912]

lol now thats original!!

[666rok]

lol...

awesome... xD

[loopocz]

great. what aobut the other foot?

[BlackRoseInPain]

wtf?!?! that was the gayest thing i evers saw :|

[willpatate]

Ouais... faudrait ben que t'apprenne à jouer de la bass avant de faire le clown...

[thiagocaminha]

are you a fucking gay? Oo

[jaramon]

are you still contorting?

[HomelessVideos]

wtf?

[D4athPanda]

It would be impressive if you could actually play the bass.

[charlesandhisworld]

Its a joke you retard.

[D4athPanda]

Wow, funny joke.

[TheEccentricHippie]

I know, what the fuck? He blows goats!

[AstroBoy55555]

Why the hell not you ask? Cuz it's weird!

[francxo]

dude... wtf?

[Fenderbass387]

you suck !

[firebatt227]

you suck at bass but the leg things pretty cool

[XxJuggaloMattxX]

That's just plain awesome...

[OberonTheGoat]

now tie a cherry stem with your tongue, hah

[korntwist1]

please, learn to play firs :D

[Krtalaz91]

please, learn to spell firs 0_o

[AceDmitry]

You're, like, cool!

[anis278]

scary, lol

[GdFromHell]

hum... lol ?

[funnytommy85]

Mmmmh!... Have your ever tried to play a flute with both legs behind head? Maybe an idea! Take care