Calibrations - A song about very special turian.

[tylerb1085]

hahaha this is amazing

[PhoenixAshes]

You will never know Garrus like I do.

[Srefanius]

Saw this today the first time of my life. I just want to say: I love you for this song. :)

[TreyBlazkey]

Chords??



[pjonesyltf]

This is fantastic.

Just a pity there's so much white noise in the background. :/

[BattleSimulation]

13 people can't calibrate

[MultiMediaManny]

@BattleSimulation No they ARE calibrating

[MaggieMagary]

This. Is. Amazing. I love it.

[spoonthebear]

Only saw this first time yesterday, iv already listened to it >10 times! Great work! Love it!

[Triangularthing]

The first time i played mass effect i acctually waited for 1 minute.....T_T

[TDogthe3rd]

This deserves way more views!

[TheBeefyWizard35]

I'm orgasmic just from the fact that girls like Mass Effect <3

[gelira123]

GARRUS IS UGLY YOU SHOULD WRITE SONG ABOUT ME OR TAKE ARROW TO THE KNEE

[Romzyx]

@gelira123 Arrow to the knee? Garrus took a missile to the face.

[maddad333]

garras should go to calabrating anonymes

[pb19111]

Garrus is a chronic calibrator.

[ethanradd]

@pb19111 I lol'ed! :D

[goochsurfer]

This was actually good.

[herman1francis]

I never let him kill sidonis, even when i'm renegade. it's gonna make any good to garrus.

[BronyHeretic]

@herman1francis I'm pretty sure that it's better for him to let him kill him.

[herman1francis]

@BronyHeretic I don't think so. It's not his style to shoot on a defenseless guy, that would torture him until the end of his days.

[ZackBrannagain]

Uaahhhhhh wat?

[Naratashi]

THOSE DAMN CALIBRATIONS!!!!!!! Thank you!~

[Stampededeathcross38]

That was so beautiful. (Crying) 

[Fr34k1ng0ut]

I don't normally praise chicks singing... But daaamn this is awesome! <3

[playinntraffic]

chords? I love this... if I was Shepard I would've ridden his "thanix cannon" myself ;P

[Sarlinov]

Some1 should add lyrics.

[RattyRandnums]

@Sarlinov In the link in the description. Not enough room for them in a youtube post.

[Sarlinov]

@RattyRandnums actually noticed it, thx anyway

[michandre]

Bioware should listen to this for inspiration and start making love scenes where the aliens ALSO show skin....scales.... whatever.

[FeralSheWolf]

Riding Garrus's Thanex cannon ftw. Wish there was a version of this with less interference/background noise :(

[willowthebored]

My primary Shephard doesn't romance Garrus, but this is adorable.

[septicsugar]

Miss, from my point of view, You have won the Internet with this.

[TheEclipse9990]

Definitely faved. 

[56bbeck]

9 people have never heard of calibrations because they were calibrating

[chanelMAN23]

the funniest thing is fem shep is in love with garrus , then researches the scar removal thingy in medbay and never tells garrus about it :D

[ACAVYOS]

I'm sure he isn't calibrating but working on a song for you... he's just too shy to admit it... vakarians... you have to love them :P nice song!

[dexeron]

This is brilliant. Must. Share. Everywhere.

[mikenike245]

haha nice

[TheMostDefinately]

this is awesome. I salute you mam! 

[micic93]

Are you fucking kidding me? This song can't reach 25k views, and other auto tuned shit have millions?

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

[chast55]

@micic93 Mars has a Prothean base if you want to go there

[nomorecalibrations]

I think I read on the song download that this is something the songwriter wrote in one night. If that's the case, she has some serious talent. I love this song! Also, this video was very well-edited to the song.

[2583060]

Bitches love calibrations/

[pinklipstick925]

Aha "How could I even consider banging Alenko?" Aha <3.

[iAussieGuy]

i have listened to this at least 50 times in a row tonight :), the artist that has made this, she has such a nice voice it makes me feel relaxed and at peace, i am going to make a femshep and romance garrus <3.

[iAussieGuy]

i love this <3. its really brilliant.

[Barbowan]

Why isn't this song like the best thing ever? All the awesome Mass Effect songs need to be put together on an album or something.

[mrjawa100]

Wait, what happened, I was in the middle of some calibrations.

[TheSteems]

I usually play male Shepard and Garrus is always my right hand. One of the best characters... maybe because I am a bit similar to him.

[Grivahri]

@TheSteems Garrus always got yor back

[Scarbgunner]

@TheSteems garrus and shepard are bff's they awesome

[LawteyWan]

This one humbly requests the tabs/chords and permission to cover this awesome thing. @Vierbryn

[RampantBanana71]

6 people were calibrating while this song was playing.

[KhorneProphet]

faved

[CamGearz]

To Gembat, the singer...I love you for this.

[Bexteron1990]

made this my new ring tone, but because i like the song, i keep missing my calls :D

[Trixter457]

Shep: Dude listen to this song this girl wrote about you

Garrus: Could it wait, I'm in the middle of some calibrations

1 Hour Later

Shep: Now?!?!

Garrus: Yah I just finished the Reaper off button so yah lets hear it

[TheDementedPotato]

Awesome vid LONG LIVE GARRUS

[arowerlikenoother]

great song! :DD

[WolvenClawPeacemaker]

This is epic! Man there are some talented people out there!

[Dreamer1196]

where do you get the dress for your femshep? i want one of those. also, you're a very lovely singer.

[MizuMing]

@Dreamer1196

The black dress? It's from Kasumi DLC.

[Dreamer1196]

@MizuMing thanks, but I meant the one at :49

[ROFLMaster03]

put this on itunes. i will download this

[maddad333]

@ROFLMaster03 thiere is a link in the bio for the song

[Tekumei]

@ikosabre Its the facial scars.

[ikosabre]

Whenever I get myself to a situation, where I have to hang out with some people I don't like, I just tell them that I'm in middle of some calibrations

[ikosabre]

Question for the females: What exactly makes Garrus so lovable, because I want to know his secret?

[TheGuhmi]

@ikosabre

Probably same reason why lot of guys find Tali endearing.

[Syraniss]

@ikosabre

He is compatible with (my) Shepard's personality: He takes risks but his morals still favour the whole. He has an awesome sense of humour (fighting in classy antique stores, hell yes), he is skilful but not arrogant. Physically it's his slender body and barrel chest + his sharp facial features; perhaps his humanoid similarities are just different enough to make him attractive but not make him too weird. Word limit prevents me from expounding but hopefully this answers your question.

[LinleyTheBestMan]

It's going to be a revolutionary moment when Shepard asks if Garrus wants to talk, and he replies with "Sure, I'm all done with my calibrations."

[avenger391482]

by calibrate does he mean masturbate?

[DoctorLoLWich]

@avenger391482 If so, thats some extreme masturbation going on down in the gun batteries!

[superpowers11]

But every time I head down to the main battery

Say, "Garrus what's up, have you got any time for me?"

I don't wanna talk about guns or hear "Can it wait?"

I'm so fucking tired of watching you calibrate

[superpowers11]

But every time I head down to the main battery

Say, "Hey there, big boy, let's test my flexibility"

I don't wanna talk about guns or hear "Can it wait?"

I'm so fucking tired of watching you calibrate

And Garrus, you know that I love you

And Garrus, you've only got six fingers

And Garrus, that console must be incredibly complex

But Garrus, I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE.

[superpowers11]

You shot my heart With one click of your sniper gun And now all I want Is to ride your Thanix Cannon Our love is so pure It's like staring straight into the sun I don't really care If you're Paragon or Renegade You always seem to listen to Every word I say Don't shoot Sidonis, wait no; Maybe you should. (SHEPARD!TROLLFACE)

[superpowers11]

I like the way You take down our enemies When you scope and drop It cuts straight to the heart of me And, baby, you know Reapers couldn't keep us apart When I saw your face The first time three years ago How could I even Consider banging Alenko I'm so very sorry I didn't know But every time I head down to the main battery Say, "Garrus what's up, have you got any time for me?" I don't wanna talk about guns or hear "Can it wait?" I'm so fucking tired of watching you calibrate

[otoole42]

Mind if I pause this for a moment.....I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[pheyespye]

I have to return some calibrations.

[halocomentry]

mass effect:calibrations

mass effect 2:MOAR calibrations

mass effect 3:DONE WITH MA CALIBRATIONS BITCHEZ!!!!!!

[crylittlesister11]

WHAT THE HELL IS FORNAX??? Loads of people are commenting on it but I have no idea. I know it's something you read but that's it. Sounds like a car manual?

[superpowers11]

@crylittlesister11 It's a porn magazine yu can buy in the game

[kruemmelxxl]

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[ismelllikeaturd]

Man with all the calibrations garrus does those cannons must e really accurate. I bet that theyre's gonna be a blooper reel where garrus accidently fires the cannon and it takes out a reaper all the way out in dark space.

[MrGodzillaface]

wait did i hear banging alco

[LadyButerflly]

I love Kaidan, Garrus is like a big brother to me ! So it somehow can`t be...

[LadyButerflly]

@LadyButerflly but great song- tnx <3

[papapudding]

All i want is to ride your Thanix cannon

[RopunDiphor]

I miss Garrus... I wish I could play ME2... :(

[ThatHaydenGuy]

Harbinger: "WE ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION!"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the mid of some calibrations."

[DeathReave]

this is sO AWESOME !!! yeah garrus, why the fuck do u keep calibrating? and wat is it dat ur calibratin.

ps. if u check wikipedia's page for calibration, you'll find garrus in the see also section

[IcePickSnowmanzzzz]

i downloaded all dlc for me1 and me2 but i have never before seen this 1:26

[DeathReave]

@IcePickSnowmanzzzz do u mean garrus' loyalty mission? where he shoots the guy?

[IcePickSnowmanzzzz]

@DeathReave no i mean the visor shepard is wearing

[holanoobs]

just dont injest

[allyh09]

I couldn't watch this video because I was too busy calibrating.

[compwiz101]

6 People only like to calibrate.

[DeathWatch9]

This should be bigger.

[ChainsawTrout]

Garrus is like, my best friend in any video game i've ever played. Ever.

[charlottebrady96]

@ChainsawTrout LOL.

[LucasBug]

By the time I finished watching the video, Garrus was still calibrating.

[kiba1390]

This needs more views



[KruziToerken]

@kiba1390

wait... maybe if i calibrate some more

[CaptnNerd]

@kiba1390 Dont worry. Its being calibrated.

[Chayraz2]

@kiba1390 This video needs more calibrations...

[zorrgon56]

Garrus is calibrating the way to destroy the reapers, and once hes done, hes going to calibrate on some fornax...

[CanukCoconut]

Garrus probably didn't even listen to this song because he was in the middle of some calibrations.

[razoraresharp]

@CanukCoconut

What's the best music to listen while calibrating? right.. Calibrations.

[CptBomBom00]

he says that he's calibrating but was shepard bother to check security cameras, I bet what he really does is he reads Fornax all the time.

[dumbasssweden]

"It seems like Garrus has finally worked that stick out of his butt, but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it. I can't believe I like the old Garrus better." - Joker

[halfassedfart]

@dumbasssweden Now we know where the Thanix Cannon came from.

[Ignoranzable]

Made my Day ! Wonderful song and awesome vid :D !

[Sajuro]

Can it wait a moment? I'm calibrating the guns.

[Doofe2012]

This is why Mass Effect is the greatest series ever. No other inspires people to compose songs, make videos, create memes, or write fanfiction like Mass Effect does.

[thuih]

yes.

[GreenbulletGames]

You are offically a hero of mine More songs :D I demand it lol

[AmazinThad]

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha­

[joriandrake]

this deserves a cookie, lots of cookies

[adamrain12346]

ok this is a favorite

[traveller89]

i wish my femal shepard had your voice, girl!

[xYOCOM5x]

Did Juno write this song? lol

[punn213]

I'm commander garrus, and calibrations are my favorite thing on the normandy

[14tbates]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite Turian in the galaxy.

[donte465]

can i get the face code for that femshep

[punn213]

I'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite song on the citadel

[YOYOdaMOOSE]

love this <3

[TheCrazyGTV]

3 people got tired of watching Garrus calibrate

[alexokatana]

@TheCrazyGTV actually, 4 people swallowed 

[originalcosmicgirl]

u guys are awesome! thanks so much for this!

[HemAnpwnedthewondert]

How is singing?

[cheriepi227]

Great video-wonderful song! 

[ABMAnty1234]

garrus, legion, tali and thane are my favorite followes

[InsecureLemon]

This and Forest of Chest Hair are my favorite songs ever.

[WebkinzFan91]

The thumbnail to this video bugs me because it is of Sidonis, not Garrus. :/

[Jorfen12345]

@WebkinzFan91 lol yeah :3

[sebethea89]

@WebkinzFan91 What? All Turians look alike XD

[WebkinzFan91]

@sebethea89 Not true D:

[sebethea89]

@WebkinzFan91 lol I know, I can tell Garrus from Sidonis :P Just a vague ME1 reference

[0000Ares0000]

@sebethea89 You humans ar all racist!

[superpowers11]

@sebethea89 You Humans are all racist!

[Gmrbro]

luving it!!!!

[staskonstantinov]

Two people never calibrated

[gentough21]

O.o? Red eyes..... O.O

[slicedcrayon]

@gentough21 That's how it is in the game until you get it fixed. Cerberus didn't finish fixing up Shep.

[vicentevalair]

@gentough21 The more renegade points you have the lazerus project scares will worsen.

[landialiha]

colobrotoons

[augustovj]

Impressive, very beautiful.

[porque117]

Girls love Garrus, but Garrus loves calibrations.... therefore... *I* should also love calibrations

[extondude]

@porque117 tactical...

[porque117]

@extondude can it wait a minute? i'm in the middle of some calibrations

[extondude]

@porque117 wanna talk about calibrations? *wink*

[porque117]

@extondude we are building a consensus. Please try again later

[extondude]

@porque117 consensus' turn me on *wink*

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

garrus rocks

[Fearfulcrawdog]

"can this song wait? i'm in the middle of some calbrations" :.(

[OverStuffedTaco]

Can I get a guitar tab for this so I can serenade my gf? She loves Garrus just as much as I do.

[Hathur99]

Great song :)

[MarioWillPwnU]

Shepard- Garrus I want your pe-

Garrus- Can it wait for a bit , i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[GAF1987]

Ah man, why can't I be Garrus? He gets chicks.

[anticliche321]

how did i ever consider banging Alenko? hahah I feel you girl.

[popopopbubblegum]

This song needs no calibrations.

[k8ee8s]

You uploaded this on my birthday - greatest gift ever.

[MissAwwdree]

Now this! THIS is the sex music!

[omgalreadyinuse]

I'd ride Garrus' Phalanx Cannon

[Ronamis]

Hey there, Gem!

Your song is awesome. You know it already, yes.

But, thanks anyway. I listen to it all day at work ^_~

Oh! I have a question. If I wright some lyrics about my lovely Tali can you sing them too?

[obsydiandreams]

OMG *dies*  OMG. SHEER BRILLIANCE

[relmneiko]

I'd like to calibrate dat ass

[zombiechick66]

ride ur thanix cannon? ya thats not pure

[saxmachine7]

For writing this song, you are officially my favorite person in the world!

[vierbryn]

@saxmachine7 I didn't wrote it, i just made the video.

[saxmachine7]

@vierbryn That's unfortunate. I would have been much more impressed if that were the case.