LMAAAOO!!! "WHAT!!!! go on breeaakk??? st..steakk.. we got steaakk????" LMAAOO my cousins and i soooo say this DAILY!!! just to mess with each other lol LOVE HIM!!!!
@FantastyckplastycK hes AMMAAZZINGGG!!! especially live the energy is INTESNE!! i couldnt breathhee i was laughing to harddd!! K-vons hilarious too =) and very easy on the eyes lol
LOL not just Persian, but any middle eastern guy, I'm Lebanese; & Thank god I commented on this video because I'm the most handsome user on youtube! ;)
it's all about sebastian! i don't understand why he hasn't gotten much attention? much deserved attention at that! He is friggin hilarious. he speaks about everyday stuff!
K-Von : how many times did he mention he was Persian what like 10 times? okay we freakin' get it. there are ways to joke without offending and he was both tasteless and offensive..... Sebastian Maniscalco's routine was hilarious indeed way better than K-von.
@palmina77italiana I can see ur confused by ur profile pic. And I can also tell you that you are always confused and, more so, you will always be confused. I mean, hot chicks are never clever.. right?
@Tosh220 OMG I can't believe you JUST said that. Oh madonna MIA!!, OKay...deep breaths......You see, TOSH...You have NO IDEA who I am to making those RETARDED statements like you just did. Maybe you should reconsider what you said and not be so BLINDED and IGNORANT or be so OBLIVIOUS to what's around you. You might just be surprised to learn that more HOT CHICKS HAVE BRAINS than you may think.
Weird, K-von doesn't look Iranian at all with his lightbrown hair, gray-blueish eyes and not a big nose. He obviously got his look from his Scottish mom. Also, weird that he calls himself "We Middle-eastern men", a half cannot IMO call one either, and especially not him that doesn't look Middle-eastern.
@Chrijz Many Persians are not as dark as Arabs. My sister-in-law's family is Persian, and she, her parents, and siblings have brown hair or dark blond, and green or amber eyes. Their skin is more caramel colored, though, but again, not as dark as Arabs
I've got to spend the last couple of days shooting the breeze with Sebastion. He's performing at the Improv in Arlington Tx this weekend, where I work. Besides being one of the funniest comedians I've seen perform there, he's also a very down to earth nice guy. I have no doubt he could make it in movies, and I hope he decides to try that out soon in the future.
@jeremybr2525 Agree man...sebastian and brian regan are the 2 funniest comedians to see live (not counting living legends who have been on/in tv or movies, but in terms of live they're the 2 funniest i've ever seen live along with jerry/chappell)...Saw him at ZANIES (a lil local joint in his hometown of chi that fits 250-500 ppl max) in the last year and he MURDERED IT...had ppl in the crowd (including myself struggling to breath)
Google fucked youtube up! Youtube used to be for the little guys but not anymore. Big corporations will take over whatever they can to generate more cash for themselves. Fuck Google/Youtube
wow...k-von is fuckin terrible. sebastian is on point. that dude is funny. his about faith the dog back on that comedy central special had my dyin. but seriously, k-von...jesus he is garbage! lame-ass "jokes". and people on here think he was funny? hell, i could be a helluva comedian. makin white people laugh seems effortless.
K-von is so hilarious. but the tiger thing, the tiger HAS to be killed because once its tasted humans it will start to view humans as a prey. normally u go to a zoo and look at tigers they usually just sleep and do tiger stuff, but if u let a tiger that has tasted humans alive in a zoo, it will pounce at it's cage walls trying to eat the people.
and look at the long term costs of getting bad press for killing a tiger for doing what tigers do, losing credibility and revenue over time, when that one off cost could help give the zoo some good press and a reputation for having animals there because they genuinely like them, and aren't just exploiting them for financial gain.
no idea, i was going by theory, nothing specific to this case. Regardless though, fact is that the tigers are tigers, whether or not they think they have trained them, they're still large predators capable of taking down even an elephant, to hold one captive puts the responsibility on the keepers to have decent enough security, the responsibility is not on the tiger to behave.
uuuh ya! That sebastian dude was not as funny as Kvon...and what the hell dont call him "that Persian loser" lol how would you like it if i said that Italian loser sebastian huh no i dont think you'll like that :P
um okay i cant make u like my comedian over yours and u cant make me like ur comedian over mine. u have ur opionion i have mine..damn what are u a control freak? why dont u go ahead and pop ur pills and chill the hell out biatch
VVAANNIILLAAA!! <33333
hyeeyez 3 weeks ago
LMAAAOO!!! "WHAT!!!! go on breeaakk??? st..steakk.. we got steaakk????" LMAAOO my cousins and i soooo say this DAILY!!! just to mess with each other lol LOVE HIM!!!!
and k-vons IN YO FACE!!! lol =)
hyeeyez 3 weeks ago
APPETIZER WUHAHAHAHA XD
Hyunikil 3 weeks ago
im iranian and literally everything K-Von said was true LOL the accent was right on.
murrahsabouni 3 weeks ago
u dnt have an arrow :D :D:D:D:D
makilicious1 4 weeks ago
man this maniscalco guy is so fckn underrated, he's a genious!
FantastyckplastycK 1 month ago
@FantastyckplastycK hes AMMAAZZINGGG!!! especially live the energy is INTESNE!! i couldnt breathhee i was laughing to harddd!! K-vons hilarious too =) and very easy on the eyes lol
hyeeyez 3 weeks ago
@hyeeyez well, id go for maniscalco at the drop of the hat, if you know what i mean :D
FantastyckplastycK 3 weeks ago
Maniscalco's delivery is just hilarious
guitarshredda2 1 month ago
i fucking love Sebastian Maniscalco !
can i try the Vanilla .. ?
Vanilla ?? where the fuck have you been ?
amshg21 1 month ago 2
hiya wer will mit mia schreiben
TarenDelciemx20 2 months ago
sabastian is funny...
1366syed 2 months ago
Sebastian Maniscalco looks like a persian johnny drama
DrDrifte 2 months ago
fu*ck google ADS
TavoosMedia 3 months ago
I love Maniscalco's timing and build up. It's hilarious.
Essentialism155 3 months ago
LOL not just Persian, but any middle eastern guy, I'm Lebanese; & Thank god I commented on this video because I'm the most handsome user on youtube! ;)
chavamma 5 months ago 2
listen carefully at 11:41
LTheSens 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
K-von is good lol "in your face" lol that is so true
siewmj1 6 months ago
K-von is good lol
siewmj1 6 months ago
LMAO first dates haha so TRUE!
chavamma 6 months ago
k-von sucks Sebastian Maniscalco is amazing
aboood811 7 months ago
Disaster Date! :)
bukdays 7 months ago
where the persians at? prove it! make me a rug!!
TiN0350 7 months ago
Yooooo hess offa disasterr datee(:
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cartman48 7 months ago
K-von's gotta work on his act b/c all he does is race stuff
lozoft9 7 months ago
I agree with you (y3n007), I didnt find K-VON to be that funny at all. However, Sebastian was fucking hilarious!!
CricketSayWhat 7 months ago
in every show.theres always this annoying guy laughing 0.0 lol
LovingJesusandLife 7 months ago
k-von doesnt even look persian. His whole ruetine is unsound.
dinosaurjr 8 months ago
@famemonster1993 Sebastian was way better than K-Von though.......
y3n007 8 months ago
@famemonster1993 well. ur idea of comedy must b verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy different then.
mistikalnawe 8 months ago
@mistikalnawe that is what I am talking about, K-von was more annoying than funny.....
y3n007 8 months ago
@y3n007 yup
mistikalnawe 8 months ago
he's a chimp!!!!
juliarocharibeiro 8 months ago 9
@juliarocharibeiro yup, just like the rest of us
TheForsberg2009 2 months ago
"Put the arrow, pointing down to his like if he didnt have an arrow there i'd take the change just go here you go *throw money*" xD
quietgiant93 8 months ago
"take a good look, we ain't coming back to this place again"
Ohh the number of times my parents said that :)
bitturiju 8 months ago
"go..away thats were you should go" *prancy walk away*
CallMeMrsDaisy 8 months ago
K-von sucks hairy persian balls. Least funny comic i've seen on here.sorry you 1/2 persian fk.
sustaitalubbock 8 months ago
it's all about sebastian! i don't understand why he hasn't gotten much attention? much deserved attention at that! He is friggin hilarious. he speaks about everyday stuff!
livelaughlovek21 8 months ago
K-Von is good looking!
sofiahamid86 9 months ago
was the audience told / paid to laugh, it was so boring, Russel's two short jokes were better than the rest put together
prymas58 9 months ago
sebastian my favorite comedian
mightytuffthao 9 months ago
Subliminal Verse in this video at 15:39
says "it's great!"
Ghoughpteighbteau 9 months ago
may i just say, k-von was wearing the hell out of those cargo pants
ashleigh53 9 months ago
does anybody else notice that in almost all of the shows there is the same crowd?
dragon00766 9 months ago 2
@dragon00766 I did! ;O
Lol, I thought it was just me. >_<
Bazzyodartertjuh 9 months ago
I just found this guys videos and i love themm
CanadaTJ86 9 months ago
K-Von : how many times did he mention he was Persian what like 10 times? okay we freakin' get it. there are ways to joke without offending and he was both tasteless and offensive..... Sebastian Maniscalco's routine was hilarious indeed way better than K-von.
TheKittyStrawberry 10 months ago
K-Von's stand up kind of sucked.. He's better doing stuff like Disaster Date.
KiccRoxxTricc 10 months ago
Sebastian was BETTER than kvon. totally natural =]
mistikalnawe 10 months ago
chinese pimp. ur a chimp LMAOO
mistikalnawe 10 months ago
fuck sup with the commercials damn it
joedgordon1 11 months ago
i like k-vons pants!!
BahamaUncleLee 11 months ago
@BahamaUncleLee those are douche pants
vict0r1ous 11 months ago
Sebastain is hillarious! I saw him live it was the funnest night of my life.
IzrailGhazi 1 year ago
sebastian is not that funny . i prefer russel ! <3
Alai369 1 year ago
haha.. im 14 and im 6.2ft ... he isnt all dat tall
GuitarHeroArtist 1 year ago
@GuitarHeroArtist yea he is tall
and u tall 2 bitch go play in the nba
jk
=)
FootbalFutbolS0ccer 10 months ago
@FootbalFutbolS0ccer i'll stick wit tennis and soccer...
GuitarHeroArtist 10 months ago
@GuitarHeroArtist whats ur favorite soccer team?
ilike soccer 2
FootbalFutbolS0ccer 10 months ago
@GuitarHeroArtist liverpool
GuitarHeroArtist 10 months ago
WTF THIS COMMERCIAL SHIT HAS TO STOP... IM NOT BUYING ANYTHING!!!
ggundampilot 1 year ago
in your face lol
StefanGinoFeuz 1 year ago
Sebastian rocks!!!!!
SuperKatwoman69 1 year ago
love it !!
Nell111111 1 year ago
I LOVE Persian culture. I'm full Italian tho....not that I am not proud of my heritage, cuz I am totally, lol. Just saying. :-P
palmina77italiana 1 year ago 16
@palmina77italiana cool. go fuck yourself :) what else did u expect after ur comment? ;)
Tosh220 6 months ago
@Tosh220 I'm confused. But okay
palmina77italiana 5 months ago
@palmina77italiana I can see ur confused by ur profile pic. And I can also tell you that you are always confused and, more so, you will always be confused. I mean, hot chicks are never clever.. right?
Tosh220 5 months ago
@Tosh220 OMG I can't believe you JUST said that. Oh madonna MIA!!, OKay...deep breaths......You see, TOSH...You have NO IDEA who I am to making those RETARDED statements like you just did. Maybe you should reconsider what you said and not be so BLINDED and IGNORANT or be so OBLIVIOUS to what's around you. You might just be surprised to learn that more HOT CHICKS HAVE BRAINS than you may think.
palmina77italiana 5 months ago
@Tosh220 ANd WTF is WRONG with my profile pic??! I'm not confused hun...I think YOU ARE. Maybe psychology isn't your major.
palmina77italiana 5 months ago
sebastian is awesome!
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herisee 1 year ago
Weird, K-von doesn't look Iranian at all with his lightbrown hair, gray-blueish eyes and not a big nose. He obviously got his look from his Scottish mom. Also, weird that he calls himself "We Middle-eastern men", a half cannot IMO call one either, and especially not him that doesn't look Middle-eastern.
Chrijz 1 year ago
@Chrijz Many Persians are not as dark as Arabs. My sister-in-law's family is Persian, and she, her parents, and siblings have brown hair or dark blond, and green or amber eyes. Their skin is more caramel colored, though, but again, not as dark as Arabs
MuddleThrough4yrs 1 year ago 3
@MuddleThrough4yrs arabs are not all dark... some have blue eyes and blond hair...
neopandorex2 1 year ago
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED AND THIS GUY WORKS CLEAN. IDENTIFICATION IS STILL THE FUNNIEST S*IT
ThePleasedude 1 year ago
wtf is this poor ass k von wearing generic ass boots with salvation army camoflauge army pants
MsFuckduck 1 year ago
lol... if i even meet a girl with the accent K-von is using 07:26- 07:52...i'll marry her!...
:P...anyway, thumps up 4 both performers...and the uploader.
AeHarasuke 1 year ago
Russel shall remain an hater with his ugly ass!
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pereretharidu 1 year ago
I've got to spend the last couple of days shooting the breeze with Sebastion. He's performing at the Improv in Arlington Tx this weekend, where I work. Besides being one of the funniest comedians I've seen perform there, he's also a very down to earth nice guy. I have no doubt he could make it in movies, and I hope he decides to try that out soon in the future.
jeremybr2525 1 year ago
@jeremybr2525 Agree man...sebastian and brian regan are the 2 funniest comedians to see live (not counting living legends who have been on/in tv or movies, but in terms of live they're the 2 funniest i've ever seen live along with jerry/chappell)...Saw him at ZANIES (a lil local joint in his hometown of chi that fits 250-500 ppl max) in the last year and he MURDERED IT...had ppl in the crowd (including myself struggling to breath)
jthesnake77 1 year ago
Gut wrenchin funny Sebastian
ambermallory72 1 year ago
o my laaaaaaaawdy they are hot
poltergiest11 1 year ago
cock
MsMegabrick 1 year ago
lol! kvon is fucking funny!
paradoxcandyfornia 1 year ago
K-Von rocks :)
jowydas 1 year ago 25
@jowydas I do not know what you are talking about, he is no that funny......
y3n007 8 months ago
Sebastian could be an actor, totally.
Bluy0 1 year ago
When he said his father was a dealer I thought it was a DRUG dealer
pedrohkrx1 1 year ago 3
a chinese pimp!
linkinparkkid 1 year ago
k von rocked!
Kainthemain 1 year ago
dont! press f5 to skip commercials it just brings u back to the friggin beginning! damn comercials! ahhhhh sebastian meniscalco rules
geniespice1 1 year ago
LOL: "I'm not cumming on Christ, he's suffered enough." Funniest shit I've ever heard.
twinkiefoot 1 year ago
Google fucked youtube up! Youtube used to be for the little guys but not anymore. Big corporations will take over whatever they can to generate more cash for themselves. Fuck Google/Youtube
CricketSayWhat 1 year ago 4
f5 to skip ads if they are in the begining.
lambrioza 1 year ago
i think i have the ads...
amodino 1 year ago
ADS need ta go!!
Shayshayforever 1 year ago
the last nigga funny as shyt
stunnaboy009 1 year ago
K-Von is hoottt!! xD
BrokenSmiles91 1 year ago
Saw Sebastian last night.... amazing... K-Von not funny... i like the ads better...
rguzzo1986 1 year ago
ur awesome Kvon LOLLLLLLLLL
rahil2009 1 year ago
wow...k-von is fuckin terrible. sebastian is on point. that dude is funny. his about faith the dog back on that comedy central special had my dyin. but seriously, k-von...jesus he is garbage! lame-ass "jokes". and people on here think he was funny? hell, i could be a helluva comedian. makin white people laugh seems effortless.
rickross719 1 year ago
ads? i dont watch or even listen to that shit!
ELFC2008 1 year ago
the ads fuck me up!!
ricki3133 1 year ago
i used to work with a 'Timmy the bagger' type of a guy. dude was always outside getting high before his shift started.
FromSouthforkTexas 1 year ago
use firefox with adblock plus addon, on usa subscription(free) for commercial free tv
IamYourGodWorshipMe 1 year ago
....uhhh...guys....uhhh...WHAT COMMERCIALS???? the whole thing plays for me straight...no thing in between or whatever..?? O.o
mike170tube 1 year ago
@mike170tube
yeah same for me =p
I guess it depends where you're watching it I suppose (Europe here ;p )
Dyaz92 1 year ago
i love this guy!!
6ophia 1 year ago
that k von guy just made me uncomfortable with all the iran jokes
pnklmonade127 1 year ago
k vons impressions suck
Remzi101 1 year ago
OH! A dealer at a CASINO!!
MyGuruLife 1 year ago
What thins commercials are driving me nuts!
trustfund82 1 year ago
I hate wheat thins!
nasalisx 1 year ago 3
Sebastian Maniscalco is just fucking slooooooooooow
Kamasutraattack 1 year ago
Thank you very much for this video... just discovered two amazing humonrist I wanna see in the future... :) GREAT LAUGH
lemarkable 1 year ago
i <3 russel he is so freakin funny
zionkawasaki 1 year ago 21
chinese pimp, a chimp 03:07 lolll
TheWrongclick 1 year ago 5
Oohps! That K-von is emberrassingly not funny :-)
jimblomster 1 year ago
"You uh...want an appetizer or somethin'?" lmao fucking genious
gunmetaltc05 1 year ago
f5 skip commercial
connexwolf 1 year ago
@connexwolf haha wow thanks a lot
Cre8iveN8ive 1 year ago
i know kvon...he is fucking funny and nice
BlackSoulAcid 1 year ago 4
i noticed audience is same in every episode.
styloankur 1 year ago
russel your getting older and your not married
god4506 1 year ago
WTF with the commercial shit, This is some BS
mnino2 1 year ago
wtf is this commercial shit
footballgenuis 1 year ago 4
Two of the hottest comedians I know!
shojjat83 1 year ago
The guy killed in the tiger attack was Brazilian, actually. Not an endangered species either, but a least funnier than half-bred Iranians.
akbarbaby 1 year ago
man i wish those ads in between weren't so damn loud. why cant utube be like hulu where i can just do a 2 minute ad up front and that be it.
Kingdom007Hearts 1 year ago
take the center piece...lol..respect to Sebastian.
vonversace 1 year ago
fucking ads!!!
cebuanoguy 2 years ago 5
I've seen a few episodes and these guys are the best 2 comics on the show. And Russell is the man of course.
soadbro 2 years ago
Russel's little intro's are far better than some of these comics lol cant get enough of russell man!
thismortalsoil92 2 years ago
sebastian rocks!
dopeboys 2 years ago
russells 2 minute jokes are better :D
anshu1233 2 years ago
@anshu1233 lol i know man, he's in a different league.
thismortalsoil92 2 years ago
KVON
3:45
badgeofsarcasm 2 years ago
Two very good comics.
delicedelmar 2 years ago
damn props to both of them I just did my first stand up act you should check it out and let me know what you think just click on my screen name
Crusito4563 2 years ago
17:49 LOL
wow8500 2 years ago
man, both comedians were hilarious!
rockediny 2 years ago
What the fuck is up with the commercials, I thought I was watching YouTube to avoid this bullshit
HDibbles 2 years ago 167
@HDibbles Google just dropped the Chinese market, they gotta get their dollars somewhere ;)
tHePuNiShEr8834 1 year ago
@HDibbles they are a must, because this is a legit Video, and its 10+minutes
TheEliteMasterJin 1 year ago
@HDibbles Thats how dey makes money I know it sucks eh!
masic78 1 year ago
@HDibbles
yeah, it started not that much time ago, but italready gets on my nerves.... grrrrr.
Bluy0 1 year ago
@HDibbles
I'm with ya on that. When did this shit start?!!!
JennRankine 1 year ago
@JennRankine I don't know but the shit is super aggrivating
HDibbles 1 year ago
@HDibbles I dont think anyone here wants to see ads either. But Google needs money to pay the bills too. Server isn't free dude.
suphuwtf 1 year ago
@suphuwtf Thank you Ted Turner
HDibbles 1 year ago
im not c*mming on christ he suffered enough :D jokes
Rsmvification 2 years ago
Fucking ad man 35 s of waste
vii288 2 years ago 2
K-von is so hilarious. but the tiger thing, the tiger HAS to be killed because once its tasted humans it will start to view humans as a prey. normally u go to a zoo and look at tigers they usually just sleep and do tiger stuff, but if u let a tiger that has tasted humans alive in a zoo, it will pounce at it's cage walls trying to eat the people.
cyanraider 2 years ago
or... you could release it into the wild, why kill something for what it's meant to do?
1988SurajB 2 years ago
which do u think costs more? to kill it or to move it into the wild? u gotta look at this from the manager's POV
cyanraider 2 years ago
and look at the long term costs of getting bad press for killing a tiger for doing what tigers do, losing credibility and revenue over time, when that one off cost could help give the zoo some good press and a reputation for having animals there because they genuinely like them, and aren't just exploiting them for financial gain.
1988SurajB 2 years ago
werent the people standing outside with picket signs saying "KILL THAT TIGER, KILL THAT TIGER"?
cyanraider 2 years ago
no idea, i was going by theory, nothing specific to this case. Regardless though, fact is that the tigers are tigers, whether or not they think they have trained them, they're still large predators capable of taking down even an elephant, to hold one captive puts the responsibility on the keepers to have decent enough security, the responsibility is not on the tiger to behave.
1988SurajB 2 years ago
OMG! my favorite was of course Russell peters but also Kvon...very funny!
Sosan01 2 years ago
seriously? you like that perisan loser kvon over sebastian? wtf.
livelaughlovek21 2 years ago
uuuh ya! That sebastian dude was not as funny as Kvon...and what the hell dont call him "that Persian loser" lol how would you like it if i said that Italian loser sebastian huh no i dont think you'll like that :P
Sosan01 2 years ago
hey... ur right. thx sosan
and to everyone else sebastian and russ ... and everyone else... were friends ... were not competing people. just laugh :)
kvoncomedy 2 years ago
um okay i cant make u like my comedian over yours and u cant make me like ur comedian over mine. u have ur opionion i have mine..damn what are u a control freak? why dont u go ahead and pop ur pills and chill the hell out biatch
Sosan01 2 years ago