Funniest part in The Dark Crystal

[petrucciphan]

aughra has 1000 yr old hemorroids LOL

[DantesHellion]

lmao i think besides Fizzgig and the Gelflings, Aughra is hilarious!!!!!!

[aldoreshgaramok]

I still think Fizzgig's ranting takes the cake :D

[MyWebsite2006]

I pressed 4 like 300 times.

[KiraJenLove]

I also like when she says, "The Great Conjunction is the END OF THE WORRRRLD....or the beginning?"

[c0rr0s10n]

the junk lady in labyrinth always reminds me of that witch

[KiraJenLove]

@c0rr0s10n - ITA....I always thought that junk lady looked and sounded just like Aughra...

[StringQuartetFan]

It's even funnier when she does the same thing after she says to gen "too many questions, you wanna shard? HERE."

[DrBananaKing7000]

I didn't know Dark Crystal had any funny parts. This movie always scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

[CinnabonChan]

Best part of the movie. Aughra basically tells the Skeksis to go fuck themselves.

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

Too bad animatronics and puppetry has been replaced by CG effects.

[purvicide]

I bet the midget inside her had a hard time getting that low to the ground.

[wotldthe2006]

Pres 4,5,6

[darthrudious]

Way to tell' em how it's gonna be Augrah!!!

[redoctoberfruit]

press 4

[theoriginalcharelila]

@redoctoberfruit Genius



[redoctoberfruit]

@theoriginalcharelila very XD

[DeadlyGecko101]

@theoriginalcharelila now press 6

[Fuleadeare]

FREAKING love Aughra!! Doesn't give a shit that she's surrounded by a bunch of freaking alligator birds! She'll tell 'em of ANYWAY!

[wd40isgreat]

Arthritus is no laughing matter, the elderly are in serious pain. Their bones have practically fused together. their cartliage dried up.... :_(

[Acbrow13]

Sounds like my grandmother when she sits down XD

[Seanesso]

LMAO thank you! that's my favorite part too

[CerebrumTranceStep]

Thank you, sir. Now I'm going to make this noise every time I pop a squat.

[AlexAndArtemis]

umm... well if you don't make it- it's your own damn VAULT I guess...

[RealLost2Reality]

My family went to the theatre to see this when it was 1st released.

I honestly thought she was taking a crap.

The way she squats and grunts...

My brother was wearing diapers back then and that's exactly what he would do when he was pooping.

I remember giggling & the anticipation waiting for her to get up again.. wondering what she would wipe herself with or if she would wipe at all...

and then the utter confusion when there wasn't a pile of poo.

[RedFlower26]

@RealLost2Reality

LMAO! Great story!! I love this movie, and I'm gonna think of your tale everytime I see this scene! XD

[mkdjksh]

sounds like she's about to barff XD lol

[themovieguy364]

I can't help imagining her laying an egg at that part whenever I watch this movie xD.

[InfidelAntichristian]

OH HOW RUDE!!!

[theoriginalcharelila]

Hahhaha, so true!

[bobellison123]

That is so true!!! My other dabs are when kiras summoning the animals and when that old chick says "I don't know...(grunt)...don't know" hahahahaha

[theoriginalcharelila]

@bobellison123

very true my friend, indeed =D

[bobellison123]

@theoriginalcharelila

I watch this movie just cuz it makes me laugh so much, haha.

"I dont want to go alone then....Alright. Alone!" LOLZ. ahhh.... so classic

[LaurenKarablabla]

@bobellison123 The scene I cannot help but to giggle a little bit at is when Jen says, "I'm not ready to go alone... Alright, alone then." Well, that settles that. But, boy, how I love this movie.