monkey

[jwgeezer]

Can anyone really take this dickhead seriously?

[W32Code]

is he a Scientologist too, i have seen Tom Crush go crazy, now this fucker...

or is it just the way you have to be when working at Micro$oft...

GO TUX (LINUX FTW)

[cys12141]

doofus

[bmw2go11]

I'm a pc.

And this was not my idea.

[neil7025]

Geeks

[BestivalFan]

WANKER!

Has he just just done a Massive line of coke?

[723myself]

thumbs up if grandma's kisses uncensored brought you here.!

[core2darkslayer]

crazy @_@

[Ostnizdasht206]

Yep... not buying their products anymore..

[SuperAwsomeMovies]

As the Monkey runs and jumps around, he clearly staits that he wants the viewers to stand up so he can stait that he loves that company. That is the nature of the Monkey.

[endermetal]

Get on your feet! BUM BAH BUM BUM BUM!

I have 4 words for you: I ... LOVE ... THIS ... COMPANY YESSSSSSSsssssSSSssssSSS!

[TheAllbarone]

Wasn hampelmann XD

[UserException]

I like how it's titled just "monkey" - can't get any more accurate. ^_^ lol Apparently he was just supposed to walk out and say two things. :-P

[MartinGilmour]

what a clown... LOL

[breafone]

red monkey !!!!!!!!!

[SPOEflo91]

So jemand leitet eine Firma??? Nicht gerade seriös... Kein Wunder das scharenweise zu Apple gewechselt wird. Ich bin mit unserem Steve Jobs hoch zufrieden!

lg

baba der Flo

[rodknocker100]

Schalala.....

Das sind Amis. Keine stocksteife deutsche CEOs :D

[ddnn3]

dumb fuck

[vjrei]

Yes, there goes Ballmer, overacting, doing disfunctional shows and then copying everything what Apple does: iPod, iPhone, iTune Store, OSX interface in Vista that was a disaster OS and now MS is offering W7 not saying is better than OSX but "is better than Vista". Oh.. and I forgot to mention... Microsoft copying Apple Stores as well and trying to still Apple store managers... Bill Gates had more self respect but what ever.

[ComradeSlice]

If they said ANYTHING they made was better than OS X it would be a lie :P.

[idesignandcreate]

Totally agree man, you said it right.

[ahkin2]

Welcome to the Worlds WORST historical Event in Microsoft ever and also the FIST most retarded CEO for a Big company like MS. But hey every thing need to be Fist time Right XD

[Edelasos]

blablabla?

[pkerry12]

if I was CEO of Microsoft earning 60 million a year. I would have ran on stage naked lol :)

[theodrin1]

He earns far more than 60 million in one year. His net worth is 11 billion USD.

[Beholdthecoma]

@pkerry12 i would of ran on stage with a big brown overcoat stained in coffee and food, green ripped trousers, and a back pack containing a blanket, and my other necessary possessions, and have a big beer stained beard and a beanie hat.

[airbrushedhottie]

@pkerry12 are you hot? would people enjoy the nakedness, laugh at your body or be embarassed, disgusted or appauled?

[killler360]

where can i get the full video ? not just the introduction

[jaldesai]

"My dream is to see a computer on every desk in every home running Microsoft products"  --- LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY

[jaldesai]

I can see that all the comments that favors microsoft has been 'thumbed down' which means Mac lovers actually come to see what monkeys are doing... Mac lovers always feel insecure of what Winboys are doing... they always have an eye to what the world richest man is doing..... Go f**k you all hypocritic Mac lovers...

[breafone]

red monkey

[LucyFem3]

Why do people keep attacking monkeys?

[graturit]

he's all sweaty

with the kind of money he makes he could get botox on his armpits so that it isn't so visible...or do less coke before these events

i'm not surprised at all this ape actually sells windows...

[DrunkButDope]

evreytime better than fucking mac .... . i hate mac. .. ..

[ibrahem2002]

agreeeed

mac sucks ass

[JohnMikhael514]

APPLE SUCKS THATS IT.

[peetah94]

not really

[msgina32]

I hate this company.

[airbrushedhottie]

@msgina32 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

god. he is crazy as f***. i bet he was on cocaine. it does that. that and just natural insanity. that's not "enthusiasm". that is someone with a very scary problem.

[abhinabpattnaik]

@msgina32 I love this company... A company which has potential to compete every one... and successfully.....

[Elbottoo]

Monkey cant count.

I. Love. This. Company. YEAAAAHHH.

Thats 5 words.

[dutchwerewolf]

Definite winner!

[kollomollo]

This title is an insult to all monkeys!

[cquetsch]

I'm sure he had a few porn stars waiting for him back stage too. Money can really buy anything or anyone.

[veltpak6]

a guy in as poor shape as him should use more discretion in just how much high grade cocaine youre gonna snuff before a pep rally.... guy almost had a heart attack

[maddogdom3]

What a complete tit lol Apple FTW!!!

[dametaverse]

stupid guy...

[FICKENbisZUMtot]

lol what a fag i wanna beat him

[soulz9]

he yells like a girl... loooool

[spoonclaymore]

This became an instant classic for me when you look at about :21 seconds when he hurts his ankle, he lets out a yelp and you see him hobble but to his credit he keeps on going.

[grimlock047]

I have four words for you:

I

neeeeed

antiiii

perspirant

(or are those 3 words?

[Freak2121GTAF]

I lolled at the title.

[dmjmcc]

ahhh another day out at the zoo. Look at the monkey dance look at him, he's so cute.

[bathellfire]

I heard meth and other heavy drugs cause boldness...

[aderussell455]

Bravo, Steve, Bravo

[cmak5]

lol, i didnt know the Monkey Developers song was from this?

lol ty Digital Droo!

[madmikelo]

fucking funny hahahahaa

[madmikelo]

omfg lol to much wooooooooaaahhhh wuhuuuuuuuuuuuuu fuck yeaaaa etc -.-

[lokeshmandvekar]

this video is the best stress buster :-P

[ThePlusOneMace]

This has overtaken the "I have a dream" speach

[whiteyonwelfare]

"give it up for me". Is he fucking serious.

[Steppee]

I love this COMPANYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

[pjdc1]

WAHAHAHAHA... dude he's prolly really nervous cause theres a lot of microsoft haters out there. This video made me laugh so much!!! Shows how fucking smart the microsoft employees are.

[carlosjodas]

jajajajajajajajaja!!!!!

[QuantumAnomaly]

Who was the music supervisor for this event? He/she did a great job because the music suits Microsoft - both are totally stale.

[pietro85]

coca-man

[munkittytunkitty]

Mouldy toast.

[SpoolDonkey]

- i know... i know... we'll drug him and set him loose on the public.

- yea, hehehe lets do that.

[justyea]

hes star is hitler

[ollywatkins]

guys gotta lay off the damn charlie

[SurpSargis]

billion*

[SurpSargis]

what the hell! i think he is crazy beacuse of all the money he has 15$ billon

[Majik47]

As I said before, goes to show that the difference between "lunatic" and "eccentric" is your net value.

[rambowen]

Ez egy valódi gorilla gecc. :D

[laszlopower777]

Legjobb,mikor a bokája berándul, és utána azért üvölt.... aztán meg dühös :-))

[TX1985]

ooo ooo eee eee.

good monkey.

[fcabdor]

Is the music real??

[munkittytunkitty]

Beans.

[munkittytunkitty]

Spelthorne.

[mirikam8]

STEVE BALLMER!

[0799356637]

He attended college, but I think he should get the Darwin Award for being the least evolved apeman...

[Dmmm1]

Non the less he's worth an estimated 15$ billion :|

[0799356637]

This is what happens when rich people have a rich supply of stupidity...

[munkittytunkitty]

I have 21 words for you: I was on the train to Hastings when most fearfully unfortunately Bear boarded at Frant and peed all up the seat.

[munkittytunkitty]

Good point, my friend. I'm a monkey myself. For words for you: I... AM... MUNKITTY... TUNKITTY... I'm a particularly zany and grainy and brainy monkey. WOOOOOOUND! Rage! And woooound again, I say!

[vampirefreek000]

wow.

[keeoone87]

'i love this company yes' is five words steve...five words.

I told you to stop hanging out with those friends of yours mr.crackmeth and Mrs. Cocaine

[Hypermysticsonic]

Nice Title

[gomakemeasandwich]

Maybe he just really likes the song?

[redneckrocker2]

dude, whatever this guy is on i want some, cus, uh, HOLY FUCK, he's nuttier than squirrel turds

[gomakemeasandwich]

LOL

[motoracer77]

i can't believe this guy is the CEO of microsoft

[adgg3]

pathetic...

[toshibatobe]

And he was supposed to be the college graduate! ;)

[GangySVK]

That man is fucking sick, I think that he ashamed microsoft instead of hyping it.

[Toesucker47]

Sieg Heil! Steve!

[LiquidFiend]

Developers?

[ivasusa]

4 words: he's a complete nut!

[cphellp]

­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

[fleissigerstudent]

Yes Steve, I would love this company too if it made me 15 billion dollars :-)) And I would freak out if little suckers like google suckered my future billions away... LOL

[thinkstarch]

What kind of egotistic maniac would scream out "Give it up for me!!" !?!?!?

[aftereffects]

What a stupid cocksucker

[vincet88]

I have 4 words for you: I hatred this man

[felferskelter]

cocaine is a really dangerous drug kids...

[mshemgotbanned]

lol u know he took some kind of drugs before going up....

[0070157H7]

Yeah, I'd love that company too if I was leeching millions off of it...with shitty software...

[sugranes]

what a fucking idiot !! this is the way to motivate monkeys like him.

[grgrgrgff]

that song always gets me super charged as well

[maxelonL2]

It's about motivating the employees by using his charisma... organizational behaviors researchers see this as a form of 'good' leadership

[bourne2k3]

hmmmmm,wow........

[eddypedro]

Oh my god!! This is cocaine!!

[tlv156]

i haven't seen this video in years. i still laughed my ass off. this guy is a fucking lunatic! he needs help.

[sebass316]

WTF is wrong with that fat ass idiot?

[ilferrari]

he's worth 15 billion. and had 3 double espressos before he went onstage

[AgentCROCODILE]

Make that 3.1 double Espressos

[ErichH68]

This guy has no self-respect does he?  Just think this guy is responsible for Vista need I say more.

[guitaristguy20]

what a toolbox

[Madicom3]

hahahhaahha

[hojoon0724]

i bet he goes home every night and cries himself to sleep

would somebody put him out of his misery?

[CERNOBE]

eat a dick?

[banasrab]

GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!

[BICLighter7]

Just goes to show the crazy assholes at micro$oft. Yet another reason to love LINUX!

[Mikaubesuga]

Lo mismico que Steve Jobs, hoyga XD

[manueljben]

Oh my god this guy is fucking crazy. I think he discovered that Vista scored his pc about 4.5 points and he musn't upgrade it. Muhahahaha

[mantrico]

(cocaine)

[mantrico]

please kill him

[youareforeverlost]

Reason 126 of why I don't like MS

[dheann]

WTF?  alla tom cruise on ophra.

[sumkid15]

verdade

[justincrap]

Ofcourse idiots loves this company :)

[Nefariusi]

does he says iPhone??? you know wooww wowwiiii ihpone???

[Nefariusi]

asdf

[echisenefrega]

100% idiot nazifuckedupneuroticparanoid

[ozelot84]

"i love this country yeah!!!" is 5 words you retard!

[chuchochava]

mmm... well i think he said... "i love this COMPANY yeah", but i think he is a retard too xD

[andyby]

He said company, not country thou :p

[iAtlas]

retarded? omfg!

[flasher555]

what a party beast, a real mOnkey

[vilasgn]

I can't believe MS still has this Monkey as their CEO. If they really want to compete in future then I think they should fire this useless fellow. What moron he is!

[shillbert]

I have four words for you: lay off the crack.

[iJack84]

i hate everything is windows.

included this monkey.

[cursedsword]

he is the 15th most richest man in usa... wow

[F00dTube]

I love this guy.

[goodspeed1]

what a retard

[tehfirst1]

OMG the title of this video is appropriate

[utube201101]

MS Windows is like English language, people hate it but still have use it.

[HairyPotter2006]

the guy is pathetic, just like the company and its products.

[Makaveli789]

The effect of this video is too powerful.... I am getting the urge to format my disk and put linux on...

[sexxidancerfq]

omg this is too damn funny!

[HJames468]

He is a bald monkey

[darekdude]

what a fucktard

[bothekw]

What the hell is wrong with him?!!!

[drbagel54]

too much coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[hmm2112]

LOL

[dfieldman96]

i said sit down

[rs621]

pure shit

[mikeatyoutoob]

feigned excitement for the sheep

[guitarboy9291]

I have 5 words for you!!! I fucking hate this company!!! YE!!! I'm a apple lover!!! microshit people are so stupid!!!

[tooleh]

sigh

[ewwtube]

this guys nuts...go apple!

[sverginator]

pig ballmer yea

[KFRIGGINMONEY]

HELL FUCKEN YEAH

[mikesomov]

If I had $13 billions I would be crazy too.

[NessaAldeen]

ofc u love this company they pay u billions ..doh

[hankazaria]

I think he steps over his own foot at the :20 second mark. He even screams a bit in pain.

[thatkideric]

hes my hero

[tatkaoz]

This guy is not even a programmer, at least Gates was.

This moron is most probably an accountant, the single most useless entity on the planet.

[LordFabs]

He is actually more of a spruker. You can see him in plenty of ads on tv :P

[Nottidredd]

useless huh? that is until you need one. I'd like to see you try and pay taxes for a fortune 500 company.

[UnholyOrders]

XD my god this guy is nuts.

[lennyberry]

His wife needs to work some of that energy out of him.

[fremontasiangangster]

i feel bad for MSFT stockholders

[elcaifo]

Jeez!! Get this monkey back to its jail!!

[alfathomas30]

I cant believe a CEO would behave like that. Of course you love that company you nincompoop, it pays you millions of dollars a year for selling an operating system 100 times its actual worth.

[FibonacciPrower]

Is that background music Gloria Estefan's? If it is... poor Gloria!

[slugicide]

What a fake.

[Superphilipp]

No, it actually happened just like that, only Ballmers voice naturally wasn't out of sync as it is in this crappy upload.

[slugicide]

I meant Ballmer was fakin' it.

[Superphilipp]

What do you mean?

[unloud]

I can't watch the whole thing.

[juanipis]

jeessh! what a total retard. probably didn't have enough attention when he was a child.

[junglistni]

that guy must have no nasal cavity left!!