Blue Gun Syndrome - Action Figure Therapy

[hakkujin]

Holy shit. This is frighteningly accurate. Once a GI Joe lost a thumb, I took it outside and either blew it up with M-100s, set it on fire with mom's aqua-net, or the magnifying glass. I always burned out the eyes first, then the dick.

It's like you lived behind my house and watched me from behind the fence or something.

[Telecomd]

NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE BLUE GUN!

[burningsporkdeath]

Never forget the catastrophic rubber band failures!

[thebutlerdiditfy]

so did he get a fire cracker up the butt?

[KingNothing1337]

Saw the Blue Gun Guy in the Action Figure Isle a couple days ago. Poor blue gun guy

[sethzky77]

Cobra Trooper. I used to paint their broken thumbs red when I was a kid. 25 years later, I cut off my own thumb. Ironic.

[paintballerIRONMEN96]

This is great,ever thought about doing the 12inch gi joes?

[applejax89]

Poor blue gun guy, I'll treat my figures more reasonably now!

Oh wait..... now I have to buy a payload of plastic 7.64x.308s, or 5.56x.223s!

uhhh... I'm getting off topic again. Old G.I joe figures FTW! Those were THE action figures along time ago! Poor blue gun guy, nobody in his battalion has blue .308 rounds for his blue Druganov. ;(

[pasadenapauly]

you know this is probly a rare figure with a blue gun

. Theres a zirana with different colored hair thats really rare and a jinx figure with a cobra symbol on her chest instead of a gijoe symbol.

[Lolbaggers]

So, if blue guns are for killing smurfs are black guns for killing black people?

[netminder1974]

Blue gun, lol. I custom paint Joe's when need be. Collect/buy and sell on ebay. I have found my video home, roflmao....

Hair spray and the ol Joan of Arc treatment, classic!!!!!

[jaxom]

wahts worse than loosing a gun?

getting all the joints rusted.

[nerfdefender314]

i hate when that happens then i say WTF why is the gun blue not black i tell u hasboro is so fucking cheap

[indoorin]

Lol I love this guy he needs more videos.

[watdaddy55]

This reminds me of AF Basic Training! We had M-16s with a blue butt stock and handgrips.. LMAO

[erickBUENO2009]

dedicated to all gi joe collectors worldwide, awesome video!

[wildmage1223]

its a dragonov

[madzdad1991]

"Next time you see me I'll probably have a firecracker jammed up my butt!" Bahahahaha!

[deathknight2425]

um his last statement was true, action figures i dont like anymore tend 2 have a M-90 n their arms lol

[tyronebiggums450]

LOLOL!!!!!

[TheKingFucktard]

How about the "little blue gun" ? I have one of those.

[UnmatchedEDragonKing]

i only recently stumbled upon these via facebook and i must admit... their pretty funny... great work :)

[ilovethisshow2133]

i had a bunch of these old action figures but sadly they all broke cause of age and i burried them in my backyard

[demboys18]

I do have one thing worse....when the rubber band on the legs break. You can use them without guns, and thumbs...but if those rubber bands go..it's all over.

[InvincibleBrent]

I like how he completely breaks the fourth wall.

[anarchisttoast1077]

this is probably one of my favorite ones

[Argon360]

Sooooo true lol

[EpicWootwoot]

THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE!!! hahahahhahahaha

[eco0227]

Huh, after the ninja boner assassin vid I thought the action figure with a blue "gun" was more........Asian looking, like cheat off of (me) on the ACTs but don't park anywhere near (me) in the parking lot, Asian looking.

[breon31774]

Don't Forget the Orgen Guns

and

the rubber bands in the wast braking

[sasuke75242]

i like it

[rhy1013]

This is the only one where the guy is living the life of an action figure toy. What's that all about?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@rhy1013 This was just one we did for fun for our fans who actually grew up with these figures or collect them now. Broken thumbs and lost guns are the two most annoying things that can happend to a figure. We explained the story behind the video on our Facebook page. You can check it out there.

[gabba1gabba1hey]

@actionfiguretherapy broken thumbs guys were ALWAYS the drivers lol

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

@actionfiguretherapy HaHaHa!!! Yeah I remember these toys. Sometimes the weapon wouldnt even fit in the hands right and would be pointing all side ways and shit.

[TheFraserg]

@rhy1013 the bird guy is the same

[MrVash104]

wait so do they all know that they are toys or is it just blue gun guy ?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@MrVash104 Pretty much just this guy.

[unorthodoxJ]

@actionfiguretherapy good I got worried there that the other character's would be breaking that wall too

[caninecasey10]

@actionfiguretherapy and the action figure in the eagle costume

[darxcyber]

whats worse is when they lose there thumbs and they cant hold a god damn gun!

[blu3dvl]

LMAO, your best vid YET!

[danyonly]

Worse than losing a gun, losing the thumb.

[DrewsiferXXX]

@danyonly worse than losing the thumb... losing the crotch. ouch.

[danyonly]

@DrewsiferXXX Yeah, they always looked awkward with that broken crotch piece. Into the junk pile they went. 

[remia1]

I always liked the weapons packs, and usually gave my figures the recolored weapons.

[mrvondudenstein]

@actionfiguretherapy I love this format..its going straight to my favorites

[actionfiguretherapy]

@mrvondudenstein Thanks a ton. We really do appreciate fans helping spread the word. Have a great week!

[mrvondudenstein]

@actionfiguretherapy Thanks for the laughs :-)..I been quoting certain good ol' boy at my job, people dont want to go to the human resources office anymore because the guy in there(me) "smokes peyote and shoots guns"

[duke69700]

i like the storyline it like it broke the 4th wall for a minute a reminded me of when i was a kid once the thumbs break its driver detail and god forbid if the rubber band holding the torso to the crotch goes kids can be rough

[actionfiguretherapy]

@duke69700 Thanks, man. Yeah, we're going to keep doing the other ones that have more of a real-life feel and grittier language. We just really wanted to tip our hats in this one to people grew up playing with these figures and knew the pain of losing a figure's cool gun or having their thumbs break off. It was heartbreaking to us every single time either of these things happened. Still is today, too. :-)

[ALTF4Update]

so if blue guns kill smurfs do black guns kill black people????

[malcolmhex]

lol eco force....buncha dudes in neon spandex walking around carrying glorified turkey basters and calling em cannons.

[UltraMarcus28]

the first step in the recovery process is accepting that you're a toy...this trooper is well on his way to living the real american dream.

[BudFallbrook]

funny as always.



[falsehoperemains]

funny! but i prefer the others where they are "real" people, not toys.

[huttwigley]

Ha! Great! Sucks to be the poor bastard with a blue gun!

[SuperWrens]

PROPS to the My little pony reference!!

It always sucked when the heads of my barbies would get pulled off, and that little neck connector would break- cuz theres no head reattachment after that unless you duck tape the heads back on. You ever see a giant rubber-maid tote filled with hundreds of psuedo headless Barbies????????!!!!!!

[MrAJ21000]

I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or feel bad for this guy!

[mrvondudenstein]

how come this one went "Toy Story"?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@mrvondudenstein Just for fun. Because it was a less realistic storyline than the others.

[diakonradish]

I heard Cobra Commander and Destro lost alot of Cobras' 401K and investments in the Bernie Madoff scam and that explains the cheaper blue guns nowadays.

Should have listened to their financial analysts.The HISS Tank fleets are being retrofitted with Flexfuel and Hybrid power systems now.

[CoolioVids101]

this has to be my favorite

[mastermegatron]

Lacey, gently-wafting curtains...

[BurriBot]

The worst thing than losing an action figure's gun is LOSING THE ACTION FIGURE!

[CommanderPonds223]

lol kill smurfs

[serratedraccoon]

God That Was Awesome!



[Doperwtje81]

mine were constantly losing their thumbs. I had to use duct tape so they'd have weapons. Why did they make those thumbs so fragile?

[GodlikeMachinima]

With all joking set aside, aren't the blue guns really rare and worth money? How much is your entire collection worth?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@GodlikeMachinima The blue guns are the crappy aftermarket ones. The black ones are the original ones that came with the figures.

[GINERDCOMMANDER]

rusting screws is the AIDS of the action figure community.

[mrdecepticonleader]

lol ive lost alot of my gi joe guns but i dont think i ever replaced em with a blue gun but one thing thats worse than loosing a gun loosing a figure! funny show as usual guys!

[smsno1]

Joan of Ark treatment!

hahahahaahhahahaahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

this was the pinnacle of observational nerd humour.

[theendlessvoid]

It's a serious issue plaguing America.

[filmmakerkenny]

wat happen 2 the guy with the monicul or the guy from why did i join?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@filmmakerkenny There will be more of them in future episodes.

[ispitthetruth]

i remember my first blue gun, i was such a n00b