Comp: 3 Ninja Dudes 01

[jessetrend19]

"we dont wanna hurt uuuuuu.....we juuus wannnnnna kidnap uuuuuu" Hahahah

[Suncross66]

Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers!

[MarkBizMe]

"hey!"

"dude dude it's me!!!"

"ahh dude you're right, i'm totally sorry!"

hahahahah!

[86Jdela]

mr muffin man, catch ya later !

[BusyBee1717]

” dude”

” no way, theres no possible way he'd be downstairs”

Lol I love how he knows what that ” dude” meant

” dude what happened?”

” ya hit me”

AYA!!!!

AAAAHHHH!!!!

Lol I love these guys

[jessetrend19]

@BusyBee1717 LMFAO! the way he said "no theres no possible way he could be downstairs" memories bro the memories

[bigmikeystyle]

5 people are Yuppie Scum.

[StarFoxCodeTJ]

Missed the part where they slipped on the oil just after Colt was leaving the room.

[yungmikedaking1]

"Uncool bro" other guy: "Dude sensitive" hahaha he pretty much said fck it live a little haha

[perun1nj]

Love the blonde guy, his entire dialogue was just one word :P

[subzero130]

@perun1nj "Dude" haha



[jhkl123456]

"Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers"

"We are!" LOL i love how he says that

[KatTheHedgehog359]

these guys are hilarious

[rallyaroundus]

"slowin, slooowwin, slowin, slowwwin" "someone got a ticket!" "shut up!" "not you the kids!"

[remaftp]

God, this fucking movie was the epitome of everything that was terrible and amazing about the early 90s.

[Roninwarrior7]

Whoaa... Radical...

[mdsayers]

5 dislikes?? how could anyone possibly not like this.

[dsmall31]

@mdsayers

4:26

[BiGBx94]

SHUT UP!!!!! LMFAO these guys rocked the movie

[bennude10]

They're like stoner versions of the three stooges, haha!

[dongdongvu1]

@3;21 thats a pretty bitchin' computer

[JesseCypress]

slow it down slowin slow it down slowin slooowww it down i watched this when i was a kid a million times just for these guys even now when in the car with my family we still quote this shit

[tenseman08]

slow down..haha

[ozner55]

these have always been my heros. im 22 years old now and have aspired to be like this since the movie came out.

[ALEXisSPANISH]

Yup, Hammer is my favorite.

[leanback245]

there so awesome dude

[itsabird]

radical.

[dsmero]

2:57 slow it down!

[ahfldsj]

If it were to be redone, i don't think they'd be able to pull it off. This just oozes of cheesiness that I think can never be recreated.

[bobylight]

i love these guys....dude this is the highlight of my day!

[foreskin321]

hahaha he does little kissing noises like to get a dogs attention at 8:18 so sick my idol

[ludachristo]

6:05 I know, and its good ZAA too!!!

[vinhhaha]

i wonder how much junk is in the back of that van. they throw everything back there.

[abc90cba]

those three kid nappers remind me of David Grohl,Kurt Cobaine,and krist Novelestic (nirvana) lol

[bobbicho]

catch ya later mr muffin man!

[petthieves]

we got those little dudes now dudes

[couturefan72]

"dont mess this up, or we'll have to kill ya". "bummer". thats sooooo funny because of the simple reaction to being thretened with death lol

[couturefan72]

they for sure make the movie. its funnier now looking back. like there are so many funny things in this movie

[iteksuckas96]

6:33 best part

[kenhoward11]

@iteksuckas96 Yeah, that was a pretty sweet part

[skatefoever]

3:52 is the best quote ever!!!!!!!

[dmurray716]

"NOW do you want any three kids, or did you have three in mind" hahaha

[12limited]

"Kay first we feast, then we felony" lmao

[CircleofShit]

The international version is alot better, especially the bit where Fester goes "excuse Uncle, can I get paid now?" and he looks hilarious!!!!

[wastedtalent09]

the ASIAN dude says "hey AMIGOS" lmao!

...and LoL "or we'll have to kill ya"... "BUMMER"

haaaa.

[vegetableman409]

I think all three of them were.

[vegetableman409]

I think the guy in the red hat is the one who did the voice of Michael Angelo in the 1st turtle movie.

[HailDaFins]

Slurpie? Radical! Slurpie? Duuude!

[619Drone]

hey dude wat time does school get out?...i dont know i never stayed till the end..LMFAO

[619Drone]

uhh some kids called oh and if you dont we'll..ahh..tp your house...LMFAO XD

[AmericanVideoGames]

This is one of my favorite movies of all time, and apparently they influenced me growing up because on my page I have a video of a friend and I driving around stoned and at one part he has to slow down... "Slow it down, slowing, slow it dooown..." "Mr. Muffin Man, catch you later!" - Stoned Conversations 2

[DarkEmbrace1066]

I love the old bitch she sounds like my mother ha ha

[natattack069]

Thank you for making this! 3 Ninjas is the best!!! :)

[KayCaz]

LMAO!!! 6:46 - 6:54

[aceclubx]

Would u happen to know were to buy the movies

[przanj24]

Mr. Muffin man...Catch ya later!

[touchcoma]

holy shit i didn't matt heafy was an actor dude

[zebrafood]

The three "dudes" triple-handedly saved this movie.

[thehockeyninja]

marcus says two words throughout the whole movie, dude and awesome.

[touchcoma]

no i dont

[iceyjr3]

best fuckin part of the moive! haha

[kieranquinn]

we don't wanna hurt you... we just wanna kidnap you

[noskos]

Slurpee?

[Shotgunnova]

Man, what a horrible movie. Hahahaha...

[dnasty312]

"Fake out!"

"Shut up."

[MegaJfoley]

Did u know that the head surfer guy was Bud from the hit series JAG?

[acsgrlie]

i love how that blonde surfer dude just says 'dude' the whole movie!

[JeraPnoyPi1]

Watching this movies make me miss the 90's Haha Whipping out the Beepers back in the day..."Excuse me sir can please use your telephone" lol

[alora1113]

"Where are those litte boogers?","If I was a little booger, where would I be? -Mom and Dads room, come on you guys, last one out Closes the DOOR."

[chattenbox702]

im 20 and after all these years of watching movies, call me a dork but this is still the funnies movie ive ever seen. i own it on dvd. And i still cry from lauging so hard.

Ya and half the time when i watch it, idont even watch it to the end, when these dudes are done. i turn it off, because they make the movie.

[willkillyoulast]

I respect any twenty year old who can admit to still loving this movie. Now onto more pressing matters: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS ON DVD?!

[automaticpeanut]

you can buy it at best buy or check ebay

[kukini1]

how bout a 32 y/o :P

[willkillyoulast]

Even further respect, really. Respect.

[Roninwarrior7]

lmao this movie, 6:50 when the guy walks in the closet and walks out with a hard hat on somehow.

[cptcano0890]

I say we go in their room, and we find their fatal flaw

[Sniper207]

Uncool bro; Dude sensitive.

[MahoraGirls]

Amegos this isn't a library you buy or you go

[Bowserbeast]

haha, can it be any kids or do you have specific ones in mind?

[XxCHAOSXx028]

"Excuse me sir, Can I please use your Telephone" I love this movie, it was an awesome movie.

[ZenDeividdo]

If I still smoked herb, I'd be honored to smoke a phatty with these "dudes" LMFAO!!!

[BigFatCheese100]

0:30 HAHAHAHAH Marcus, score some nacho chips and some radical salsa "Dude" and dude none of that green stuff "Dude!!"

[devioussmonkey]

"First we feast then we felony!"

lol man they made this movie

[sanitymetal]

Dude!

[SiKKO619]

Fester & Hammer: "UhOh Fender Bender"

Marcus: "Dude..."

[creamer3]

4:58 lol "and if you don't play we'll TP your house" hahahahahah

[davexbilly]

watch my nose dude its bad news already! lololol

[fanuvgod1]

these guys were the highlight of the movie.

[losangeles2005]

@fanuvgod1 oh yeah

[DrummerN89]

@fanuvgod1 true that, this is the only reason i like watching this movie.

[megacorb]

:47

[mmmmmmmad]

lol, i loved this movie when i was little.

[poperussian]

i love this movie now

[leatherhead14]

they stole the movie plain and simple

[BigVick4506]

what movie?

[poperussian]

they are the best part of the movie man.

[hiiimlaurenface]

Die Yuppie Scum. Lol.

[fanuvgod1]

I have that sticker on my door. lol

[hiiimlaurenface]

Lol that's so funnny! :D

[em3rica2k2]

hahaha, everytime they say "dude" it still cracks me up to this day. hahah jeez

[pazzion4muzik]

Isnt that Bud from "JAG"?

[poperussian]

why yes it is.

[5kidsandDax]

if i were a booger, wher would i be?

HILARIOUS!!!

[5kidsandDax]

they were by FAR, the best thing about this movie!!!

then Colt

[Pyr0murder]

Search*How to be a dude*

[alexgamez16]

Dude.

[cyfl]

"ok, first we feast, then we felony!"

[kramerwomack77]

l.m.f.a.o

[BigLipperDipper185]

"we should save some of this for the kids were knappin"

"there probably pretty nice kids"

"last one out closes the door!"

great movie :)

[Quentin242451]

Slow it down. Slowin'

Slow it down, Slowin'

Slow it down - *They crash into cop car*

Someone got a ticket.

Shut Up!

LMFAO! These guys made the movie!

[glowworm2]

"We don't want to hurt you.We just want to KIDnap you!" XD-That's the most memorable line in this movie. Not a particularly great movie-but you must admit that the surfer-dude kidnappers were a riot.

[flexter007]

Hammer : Hey, found one

Colt : Oh no.....robbers

Hammer : Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers....

Fester : We are....

The first line cracks me up....lol

[Lianna826]

I miss the fun kid movies<3.

[MrSevenLung]

"First we feast, then we felony?" WHO wrote these lines, WHO?! I want to meet this person. So glad this shit could pass in the 90s.

[crazygrusem]

"Now show me your wiener, before I have to get nasty!"

[jotapaulo25]

hai hoo mai good !!

[abc90cba]

that dude that played fester was in the movie

yes man

[JackkAttack09]

"Where not here to hurt youuuuu....where just here to kidnap youuuu dudee!"

best line, ever

[gillylfc8]

u can never beat the old films of the 90s dont make them as good now

[gillylfc8]

brillant film dude

[ceg9211]

i wanna be Fester

[abc90cba]

3:52 to 4:03 is hilaroius. total stoners lol

[antigravitylovex]

very good question,oh gnarly one. LMFAO

[niuchemist]

If you pause at 0:40, you can look at some of the prices for the liquor.

[KSCrosby]

bummer... you left out the laxitive part

[Alteredbeast47]

"marcus, score some nacho chips and some radical salsa"

"dude"

"none of that green stuff"

"Dude"

[lordzhuge]

slow it down... slowin.

slow it down... slowin.

SLOW IT DOWN.

So classic XD.

[jj237]

i been lookin all over for this!!!

[wierdANDwonderful]

woohooh dude

[sicatuna]

Who's the guy that plays the character Hammer?

[buttfartmuhgee]

hammer is actually a camera man, i think this is the only movie he is actually in.

[MrSevenLung]

DJ Harder

[fuckelmo]

never noticed this before but at 1:04 might that thing in his hand be A JOINT??!! i guess i wouldnt be so surprised.

[mrusernameone]

No, it's that Fun Dip candy stick.

[adhitapoer]

"oh no..robbers!"

"robbers? i thought we're kidnappers?"

"we are!"

LMFAO

[applestolic]

first we feast, then we felony

[dx365]

open up that register before i get nasty

[verypoorboy]

They shud've been in the other sequels....its so much more BETTER with these guys.

They got the best lines ever.

[chattenbox702]

this rockadoodle & adventures in babysitting are my favorite all time movies

[dx365]

dude some of dat green stuff dude! and u my good man open up ur register thats right dude us 3 bone heads r sticking u up

[dx365]

ok boys where comin in here we got a little surprise for u

[dx365]

these dub dudes made the movie by saying dude alot dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JNE1606]

"I never got a pizza on a robbery" Duude" And it gotz goood ZAAAAAAHH too" hahahhahaha

[verypoorboy]

-"Fester, dont screw this up or we're gonna hafto kill you".

-".....BUMMER"

XD

[kickasquirrel]

we dont wanna hurt you. we just wanna KIPNAP Y0U!!!

[kamgurl07]

These guys made the movie!! freaken hilarious!!!

[garrsal23]

DIE YUPPIE SCUM!

[mikalay]

CONTINUED: "FENDER BENDER"

[sorakb15]

tum tum colt and rocky kick ass

[SKM]

Hahaha, how did they know that the kids on the bikes were the right kids? They didn't know what they looked like. Lol.

[flexter007]

thats true that...lol

[fanuvGOD]

These 3 guys made the movie worth watching. lol

[cheeseburgerkidd]

hello hello calling all cars calling all cars

hahah so fckn funny

[alex50th]

why are they starring at a surf board

[evolusean]

what i never understood was that Synder had an army of elite ninjas but for some reason decided on 3 surfer potheads to carry out his kidnap missions

[fanuvGOD]

because it added the humor the movie really needed.

[hellofaname]

so true.....LOL

[SigmundF17]

By the way that guy was in JAG

[SigmundF17]

Bill and Ted the Pedophile version

[Jenn0s0h085]

Haha I will never understand how they got these guys to attempt a kidnapping. Three of them share one brain cell!

So funny though, those dudes.

[Jenn0s0h085]

Yay this film takes me back early 90's when I was a little nipper! Haha, my brother and I rinsed this film and then took up karate lessons... for a day. Too hardcore.

Awesomeness!

[putor1607]

somebody's gettin a ticket.

Shut up!

not you the kids.

[disembowelmentVII7]

WOAH..COOL ROOM

[odoylerules2010]

Fester dont screw this up, or we'l have to kill you hahaha

[abc90cba]

when he says none of that green stuff duz he guacomole lol

[spin4u]

best qoutes from the decade.

"last one closes the door"

"if i was a booger, where would i be"

"we dont want to hurt you, we just want to KIDNAP you"

nonestop laughing

[sokaplaya07]

fester looks like my old maths teacher no joke his name was mr.hogan lol its kinda freaky

[jm2002hu]

what is the name of this movie??????????????

[santi89z4]

3 ninjas artard!

[SirLoin1987]

DUUUDE!

[dnasty312]

Love that van!

Die Yuppie Scum

[dnasty312]

"None of that green stuff."

[dnasty312]

Anybody but me notice that all Marcus says is, "Dude"?

[rh90063]

what time does school get out?

i dont know i never stayed till the end lol

[SirLoin1987]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[velcroninja07]

bummer. XD

[heist081]

I think this is the most quotable movie ever next to Dumb & Dumber. We just wanna kidnap youuuu

[TubaDudeNick]

"Its time for some EXCELLENT breaking and entering..."