Intramural Glory: Episode 3

[SleazyE]

roflmao

"Are you talking to me?"

[SleazyE]

Bobby Ledge and Cougar are the best :)

Owen is too,he's so thugging

[vanmyers1]

Thanks. Be sure to watch the next two.

Owen really goes THUG in the next one.

[BigBomber2008]

i love this! i gotta see the next game!

[werfer14]

We want it sooner!

Mush! Mush!

[kraabel]

I'm eagerly awaiting the next episode.

[vanmyers1]

I was hoping to get it out this Monday, but it's not looking so good right now.

[UnglaublichFan1]

What about Cougar and Danny?

Are they single?

[UnglaublichFan1]

This team is bringing SexyBack.

[UnglaublichFan1]

Can I please get an exact accounting of which of the players are single?

I need to prioritize my targets.

[rdubyapee12]

Ross is...that is basically it. Kidding. Not about Ross being single though.

[vanmyers1]

How have we not been calling The Ledge "Goldilocks" this whole time?

[rdubyapee12]

Or Sally. Kidding, I have to start being more polite to him.

[kraabel]

when can we see a sneak preview? and how much does it cost to get some extra camera time?

[vanmyers1]

I can't wait until the next episode when Owen's rage boils over.

[rdubyapee12]

Is that next game? Cool. I will get so see it again!

[rdubyapee12]

That would make 100

[TeamGlory]

So, The Ledge is only good for 3 seconds in the lane, huh?

[TeamGlory]

Does this mean that the Ballhawkz are now "The Greatest Intramural Basketball Team of All-time"?

[rdubyapee12]

No, there was a guy on their team who wore a head scarf from an "Up With People" concert which is an automatic DQ from that ever being possible.

[werfer14]

Bobby Ledge "A-Ledge-adly" has millions of fans.

I still haven't seen one of them.

[kraabel]

I think I saw one of them. Not that there's anything wrong with it (if you know what I mean).

[rdubyapee12]

Bobby Ledge is a fool. I want to see a celebrity death match episode of him vs. TO.

[vanmyers1]

Hey, let's not kid ourselves. Ledge is argueably the most compelling player on the team.

[rdubyapee12]

define compelling

[UnglaublichFan1]

OMG! The guys on this team are so hot!

I can't decide which one I want to bag first.

[vanmyers1]

Ledge?

Is that you?

Or just your gay stalker?

[SuperDuperFan]

Hey! Did you see that first video response? Some chick at a Wolves game is talking crap about the team.

And then she makes a rock, paper, scissors reference.

[rdubyapee12]

just plain cold man, kicking a dude when he is at his lowest. Horrible.

[vanmyers1]

She took me out in our recent tournament.

I choked.

I want revenge.

[rdubyapee12]

That could be arranged at a future T-Wolves game.

[vanmyers1]

Speaking of which, has McCue dipped himself in hot butter and shown us how he feels yet?

[trekfeet]

I picture a sort of Jennifer Bealish, artistically shot montage of Coach McCue privately dancing his heart out in Hot, Hot Butter.

[vanmyers1]

It's nice to see "Hot Butter" McCue finally comment on a video.

[SuperDuperFan]

Kyle's diagnostic abilities are world-renowned.

Remember the time he diagnosed McCue's "worst-ankle-sprain-since-Troy­-Hudson"?

[mikljmccue]

I believe Kyle is also world renown in the medical community for being regarded as 'not a real doctor' by other medical professionals.

[kraabel]

I've always wondered why Kyle won't talk about his years at South Pacific Medical Academy and Culinary School.

[rdubyapee12]

You are confusing him with a chiropracter.

[SuperDuperFan]

I've seen Coach McCue explode like that before.

All over my chest.

[werfer14]

I think Coach McCue's raw sexual energy is really evident in his little tirade.

That's the kind of energy that'll break a futon.

[TeamGlory]

I'm surprised more people aren't talking about Coach McCue's blow up. He used to be the most sensitive, new-agey guy I knew.

Now, he looks like he's straight out of "Prison Break".

[kraabel]

First rule of Intramural Glory is that you don't talk about Coach McCue's raging tempter. The second rule is that you don't pass the ball to the open guy.

[rdubyapee12]

I second that statement

[rdubyapee12]

When that happened, I was actually scared, I figured the refs had just about enough by that point and were going to start handing out T's for us yelling at each other.

[TeamGlory]

Did anybody hear KFAN talking about "Intramural Glory"?

Mr. Fun gave it a shout out!

[kraabel]

I wonder if it was "old guys" own birthday? If so, I don't blame him for missing the game. He ain't got that many left.

[rdubyapee12]

He has plaenty of need for longer shorts though.

[rdubyapee12]

I didn't realize that it was us talking so much, but I guess that is how you get a cult following.

[TeamGlory]

"Won't stop 'till the panties drop."

Where is that from?

What great American poet first said that?

Ludacris?

[trekfeet]

Great episode and some hilarious improv -

"everybody in Asia"

"this isn't the penal league"

"did they just invite me as the token brother?"

"play arcade, play arcade"

"he missed at least five out of every four calls"

Comic gold.

[kraabel]

I think I need to take a trip to Asia to confirm these voters. I have a team of lawyers looking into it.

[rdubyapee12]

Turns out they it took some time to get the votes over here and I was actually voted on completely with US votes. Ironic that Yoa is not playing in the All Star game this year.

[HumdingerTV]

Hey, I think we shattered the "Intramural Glory" comment record!

Way to go team!

[jomnva]

Now if only someone other than ourselves would comment...

[vanmyers1]

Who are you "jomnva".

[kraabel]

I think I need to talk to my agent and writers about getting some more screen time.

[HumdingerTV]

You better talk to the editor. It's all his fault.

[rdubyapee12]

That is what happens when you bring a girl to the game.

[owen4572]

From what I could see in the video, Kyle got hurt in a complete accident. Things like that happen to fine boned metro-sexual doctors when they try to play a tough game.

[rdubyapee12]

Kyle is a metro-sexual?

[bonanza420]

I'm the founding member. It was my drunk idea. Where does Kyle get that label from?

[vanmyers1]

Uh, you had the same label in the first episode. It simply means you were a member of the original team.

[owen4572]

I can't wait for episode #4 either! I believe Polish gets fouled 19 times in the first 3 minutes of the game.

[rdubyapee12]

They all need to talk less and score more points, simple.

[roycefiles]

You can always blame it on the old guy and Kyle. Who knows how that could have changed the outcome. The man of quiet fortitude, Dan, seemed rise above it all although he has about 3 seconds of face time. And the Rob and Kyle jersey moment was gold.

[jomnva]

"Picked the dumbest guys off the Internet..." You're in that group, Rob.

[rdubyapee12]

wow, that really cuts to the core.

[ComedianBoimafreeman]

YO LEDGE IS THE RASH HEALED YET??

[rickeyhendersonmvp]

Stay away from me!

[kraabel]

Why do you think you were voted on the team? To torture me. I should have tried to get "voted" on to another team.

[raven24490]

"Every good team I know has been through somethin'." Didn't Cris Carter say that?

[rdubyapee12]

I think he did, after a touchdown against the Dolphins in 98

[vanmyers1]

Please allow me to serve as Team Historian. Cris Carter delivered his infamous "every good man I know has been through something" speech on HBO Films in the fall of '99. He was talking to Jake Reed, who was at the time incapable of catching a football.

And that's that.

[rdubyapee12]

I got served!

[HumdingerTV]

"Cougar... or Liger."

The team should just start calling him that.

[HumdingerTV]

Ross does a good job of channeling Jim from "The Office".

[TeamGlory]

What a glorious piece of crap the team laid.

[TeamGlory]

Where was the pump-fakery?

[rdubyapee12]

I am not sure he even knws what that means. I would bet, even money, that he had no idea what he was saying during that interview.

[rdubyapee12]

I also just learned that Mr. "PumpFakery" has yet to score a point.

[SuperDuperFan]

That General Manager has weird hand gestures.

Some might call them effeminate.

[rdubyapee12]

I never noticed that until now.

[jomnva]

Ouch.

[kraabel]

I can't wait to see the next game footage. Shelby can't stop talking about how excited she is for this season. She's always been great in the past, but there's something about this team that she's drawn to.

[kraabel]

I can't wait to see the next game footage. Shelby can't stop talking about how excited she is for this season. She's always been great in the past, but there's something about this team that she's drawn to.

[kraabel]

I can't wait to see the next game footage. Shelby can't stop talking about how excited she is for this season. She's always been great in the past, but there's something about this team that she's drawn to.

[SuperDuperFan]

I love the guy from the other team who mocks Owen's "get that bleep out of here".

[rdubyapee12]

classic

[werfer14]

I didn't think Ross was single.

I heard he was bagging every nurse in the hospital.

[rdubyapee12]

Wow, I have no idea what you are talking about.

[rdubyapee12]

How do you spell Maury Pozitz? Mory Poviz? Either way, "That baby ain't mine"

[rdubyapee12]

I know she is married, but I am in love with Shelby (Cougar made me write this)

[vanmyers1]

Don't lie, Ross. I know you've had your eye on "Shelby" for quite some time.

[rdubyapee12]

No, she is taken, I don't do that.

[rdubyapee12]

There is plenty to discuss here, like why we allowed the people who didn't get voted on the team to form their own team!

[rdubyapee12]

Whoa, Leroy Smokes actually wrote about this video! We have reached celebrity status!

[leroysmokes]

Man this team sucks...but they are hilarious!!! The camera work was amazing, and the music was the bomb!!!

[rdubyapee12]

I don't like the Ledge anymore. He is really wearing on me. If he asks anymore stupid questions or keeps the third person talking thing going I may have to vomit.

[werfer14]

What are you talking about?!

Talking in the third person is one of the funniest things ever.

The Ledge is the Rickey Henderson of Intramural Basketball.

[rickeyhendersonmvp]

RH doesn't know what you're talking about.

[rdubyapee12]

make it sound good any way you can, but it is annoying, and the wonk, maybe it is the wonk that is so creepy.

[kraabel]

it was the cameras. oh, and the lack of physical abilities.

[kraabel]

A loss, yes. A team building experience ... more than anything. I'm gonna have to buy us some extra points in the next game.

[rdubyapee12]

Bigtime loss! Way to go internet voters! Thanks for the team!

[ComedianBoimafreeman]

How am i going to look to the league for that poor free throw attempt?? I was gaving a tribute to the old school peach basket guys

[rdubyapee12]

Oh...my bad, didn't realize the tribute was on.

[rdubyapee12]

This game was painful. Underhanded free throws? I must have missed that.

[kraabel]

Best quote ever: "If you're hurt pretty bad, you probably can't play. There are no good numbers, so why don't you give me your jersey." Pretty much sums up the way the first game went.

[vanmyers1]

Want more "Glory"?

Type "Guy Thigh" into the search engine.

You'll find a beauty from Ross.

[ComedianBoimafreeman]

I love it

[HumdingerTV]

Nice to see the season and the storylines kicking into gear.

[SuperDuperFan]

I'm surprised Coach McCue's head didn't explode.

[TeamGlory]

Did Owen take out Kyle?!

Shouldn't he get kicked off the team, or something?

[rdubyapee12]

It was very compelling video evidence that made it look that way.

[werfer14]

The Ledge is creepy.

I'm sure he has a supply of GHB he uses on his "dates".

[squeegysnip]

I'm sure his only "dates" are with himself.

[rdubyapee12]

that's original, congrats!

[polishman77]

Nice job fellas!!! Can't wait to see Episode #4. The clash of two titans...UNGLABHASS & UNGLABLICH.