Pretend you're in a car.

[eny41394]

you do know that girl humor is actually a thing right?

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

Good lawd. It never ceases to scare me how just how much we are alike, physically and psychologically and everywhere else. IT'S LIKE I'M READING MY OWN JOURNAL.

I can't elaborate on this enough. Hello, long-lost twin!!! *flying leap-hug*

[databaseexpert]

You put on a shirt as a favor? Hmmmm... thinking.... anyways... your hair DOES look nice today!

[purplypanda21]

Totally funny bad. I laughed the whole time. Especially when the wolves were talking. hilarious.

[FlargTheKitty]

I thought it was funny bad....let's just say, talking werewolves. Enough said. It was SO hilarious!

[irishcorndog18]

English Majors FTW!

[silversymbiote]

Personally, i appreciate that she put a shirt on to do a vid, but im suprised she expected the rest of youtube to be just as appreciative, she oughta know what kind of people are on youtube

[looloolemon100]

Something kind of similar happened to me, minus the whole dating bit. I was hanging out with a friend who I may or may not have a crush on (undecided), and we were at his house and he was like, "There's this really funny show, but I don't think you'd like it." I asked why and he said it was a "guy's show." -_- UNAMUSED.

[kellyn74]

funny i immediately thought wow her hair looks GOOD! lol

[jennyislikeBAM]

Yay! Joe and Hayley my favorite youtubers together! :D

[TheVeryFluffyButter]

Did she and Mike break up? I am so lost

[thisisnotHolly]

@TheVeryFluffyButter yeah a while ago

[marieisawesomeable]

literally two second before she said it, i thought: wow her hair looks awesome!

[smileigh413]

the movie is only good if you like the series...otherwise it is funny-bad.

[SunnyShineStudios]

It's quite bad. It's entertaining if you have someone with you whom you can tell all sorts of let's-ridicule-twilight jokes to but if you go alone or with someone who's a total twihard it might be a little frustrating,

[Georgiaisnowhere]

Like if you visited from 'charlieissocoollikes' song ;3

[KowSkiQuik]

funny bad. it wasnt that good, but i laughed the entire time

[ahintofelation]

Your eyes look really nice in this video! (not that they don't in other videos, just especially in this one)

[CrayonInMyMouth]

I started laughing at scenes that weren't even vaguely funny, because it was so, so horrible. Favorites scenes include the computer animated wolves. Yeah, those were good.

[glittersparkleweee]

If u enjoyed breaking dawn, then the movie was FUCKING AMAZING. But if u hte/never read twilight then it really wont interest u in the least and is absolutely complete shit....i think. It was good.

[manderschica13]

Haha, I'm an English major too, and in a lot of my classes, Twilight inevitably comes up. And of course, we all act like we're above it. But we all (even the guys) have read it. I just think it's funny :)

[jayskalo]

So Hayley, I just thought I should mention that your eyes have been an even more stunning green than usual and I find it so pretty!

[clayp72]

0:05  Lawdy!

[IWannabeJew]

Getting hot with age.



[Campusanis]

you didn't have to put clothes on.

[gwriterk]

@hayleyghoover Maybe you can tell us (unless you already have...if so, sorry in advance) what you think would be the best Gryffindor theme song? Or just Hogwarts house theme songs? Tried that once, not sure if I failed or not...

[SoldierOneMc]

oh sweet girl :)



[MissiCupcake553]

Breaking Dawn was so bad it's laughable.

[randomgal1322]

new video please? -3

[diva9371]

I love how 30 rock is "girl humor" And your hair looks wonderful!

[dannerzme]

what is that guy talking about?! I'm a guy and 30ROCK is my fave show!

and u look purty :)

[HeartAndSoulGirl]

Your hair does look good.

[estrelladembicer]

can you do a makeup tutorial?

[MsWasteland101]

I love your girl humor even if I don't really believe there's a difference. Humor is humor. Some is more crude than others, some is dryer than others, but i don't think its different depending on if you have a y chromosome or not.

Breaking Dawn is funny bad. Really funny bad. The wedding dress, the birthing scene, the broken head board. All of it. See it. It's worth it.

[AddieFinch1997]

You know what Hayley? I like girl humor! You rock my socks!

[Campusanis]

Also, I imagine "you single" is not the ideal conversation starter.

[Campusanis]

Oh Hayley, you single. Hello!

Oh wait, I'm a stranger on the internet. Eff me.

[dracoIicious]

Breaking Dawn was hilarious. I laughed so hard I cried.

[AliceBoeBalice]

I was just catching up on the last few days of youtube videos, and both you and Nerimon made videos because you liked how your hair looked...

[GumiYummi]

I love you xD

"I was sitting around my house... Naked."

[RatShackles]

You weren't wearing pants were you? You'll happily put on a shirt for us, but pants is another story. :P

[joannasrants]

Girl humor?! That reminds me of that scene in 30 Rock when Liz is criticized for making all those period jokes.

[laughalltheway1]

hayley you should do another annoyances vid!!! they were really funny and everyone can relate to them:)

[ValiantSeeker]

Hayley! It's Blake. Blake Tan. And I thoroughly enjoyed this vlog post. BUT guess what? I was randomly linked to this from some OTHER place in the Internet! SMALL WORLD!

[eviegurl1]

i <3 Parks and Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock!

[antisart]

Guy assumes there's a fundamental difference between "guy" and "girl" humor and claims he doesn't get "girl" comedies? Now THAT'S a dealbreaker, ladies! (High fiving a million angels!)

[eladps]

@antisart There IS a fundamental difference! I'm not talking about what people call "guy/girl humor".

I'm talking about what it actually is...

By definition it is humor which a guy/girl recipient of is more likely to appreciate than a girl/guy recipient.

However I don't see how that would work practically...sense a sense of humor isn't by any means determined or effected by gender...

kbye :D

[Ageoffaith]

Sooo are you drunk... J/K!!

[nErDyGiRl900]

Speaking of eyes.. I just noticed that your's are FANTASTIC!

[lidiluvu]

I have not seen any of them since the first one. Whenever I ask anyone how it was they give some vague "yeah" answer.

[GTJonasfan2]

Eclipse is still my favorite though. :) lol

And yes, I love your videos! It is like bonding time! :D

Also, good luck with casual dating. Find a guy who just recognizes humor as HUMOR. xD

[GTJonasfan2]

lol Girl humor?? WHAT THE HECK?? I would have been speechless with anger. xD

Also, Breaking Dawn was actually pretty good. Some parts were laughable (my cousin and I were laughing out loud at a few parts actually xP) but the movie stayed pretty close to the book. BUT THEY ALSO LEFT OUT THIS LITTLE PART AT THE BEGINNING WITH CHARLIE! (It was my favorite part! :( Sadness...) But they started it at the wedding and ended it with her becoming a vampire. But yeah, as a whole, pretty good. :)

[MyPatronusIsAnOwl]

breaking dawn was freakin' terrible

[katherine83095]

I saw Breaking Dawn. it was supppppper good :)

[HannahCruickshank]

What happened to Prescence? Also, at my sister's graduation when someone got the hat thing put on their head someone shouted "GRYFFINDOR!" and it was amazing.

[ViewFrom42ndStreet]

My friend knows someone at college named Griffin Door. I want to marry him.

[CodenameJD]

I'm impressed that the top comments aren't along the lines of "you didn't have to put clothes on". Good work, fellow viewers!

[3Nex]

@CodenameJD yea cause she looks like shit maybe. you think you'd write this comment if lisanova said the same thing?

[CodenameJD]

@3Nex First, that's just horrid. Second, I have no idea who lisanova is, I'm afraid. Third, whilst I can't speak for anyone else, I assure you that watching anyone else's videos and not seeing comments like that, I could well have said something similar.

[DrMurdockKawfi]

I'm personally looking forward to the "fountain of blood" and spine-cracking childbirth.

[PhredofMars]

If girl humor and guy humor got together and had incestuous brother/sister sex and were dumb enough to not use contraceptives, they might give birth to Breaking Dawn.

[schwaninja1127]

About breaking dawn: a preview claimed it's the #1 movie in the world... So I guess it's good enough to go see...

[kira902k]

Hahaha no but seriously i'm glad you made this vlog. :P It does feel like bonding time, even if it's sort of one-sided.

And before you said it, I did notice that your hair looked particularly good! I approve.

You should talk more about dating experiences/parties/etc on answerly sometime. :P

[kira902k]

Hayley!11!!1 wearz the outro muzic?! r u changing?? I mss teh 0ld hayleyghouvor.

[sarathoughtonnothing]

i wish you hadn't put clothes on :(

[RiverSongMelodyPond]

dude are you high? drugs do not get you over a break up! ...ALCOHOL DOES!! duh

[laughalltheway1]

clothes is a lot, hayley. without clothes, nudists would rule the world.

[TotallyObsessed98]

i just watch Alex Day's "The Mensa Story" video. He made it because he liked his hair. Was this planned?

[KristinDotCom]

I hope it will be funny-bad.

[KissMyFrog1]

funny bad.

[sparklesandflies]

i saw you walking on court street the other day and i felt like i just saw a celeb! i didnt wanna freak you out so i didnt say anything but i was pretty excited! haha. and your hair looks awesome.

[MissiCupcake553]

Urgh, my iPod accidentally pressed the flag button! Sorry :(

Well, to put it in short, it's Bella demanding sex every night, getting pregnant and having an aforementioned demon baby who rips her stomach and uterus open and Edward has to bite her uterus so she lives.

It's pretty damn gross.

[ccs211]

i'm in love with your hair

[shouldbejaime]

I actually do smell a bit odd today

[sakura32796]

You know what, I just realized, you kind of remind me of Mae Whitman sometimes haha.

[TheLMFAO1998]

Make up tutorial? :D

[xxamandax2xx]

Breaking Dawn was just hilarious. It is so bad that it just makes you laugh.

[theycallmeluz]

Ha, I liked the subtle nerimon reference. Your hair does look nice. And "edit this bitch" made me giggle.

[meandmonica]

you didn't really need to put on clothes for us.......  sorry.

[DreamerRealist]

New channel! SO excited for this, Hayley.

[thebamboozaler07]

Apparently it's the worst one, it got one star

[jilijub]

Twilight was uneasy bad. It made me a bit sick to the stomach. The jokes were bad. And the actors and actresses mellowed out on their brooding ways so it's not funny to watch them. I'd stick with the original Twilight movie if you're looking for funny bad.

[Jacki3kinz]

It's hilariously bad, Hayley. Hilariously bad.

[dailyorangejews]

Breaking Dawn. Better than the other 3 movies...that doesn't say a lot.

[purpleeturtle97]

Also...GIRL HUMOR.

OKF;LGDKL;ACKVL:MOIHMNBPOMPBOM­W

[purpleeturtle97]

Did anyone else notice that she said she just got out of a long-term relationship...?

Does anyone else care? :/

[Sofiagalegosilva]

@purpleeturtle97 she blogged about it a while ago.

[DreamerRealist]

@purpleeturtle97 I CARE!! She said that and my hands flew up and hair was scrunched into clumps and WTF-ness was had...

[MsElloon]

you look soooo fancy.... in a good way, of course

[Alysin123]

@haleyghoover be my bff!!! also thanks for the vid/ putting on clothes

[hayleymar]

Putting on a shirt equals effort, but putting on make-up doesn't? Hmmm...

[emmetgirl]

Um, good luck with that heterosexuality, mister doesn't-get-girl-humour.

[wheresmycrownyo]

Not to mention that parks & recreation was created by two dudes and 30 rock has a pretty diverse writing staff,(for television anyway). Plus as much as a luuurve the office parks & Rec. beats it hands down

[Nuttynicole11]

I want to go on a road trip with you...tube. Also Hayley.

[imustbeshayma]

YOU HAVE PRETTY NAILS.

[M4nerdtree]

Dating it fuuunnnn....

[ThreeofThree]

PS I love your hair and your eyes are gorgeous. :)

[ThreeofThree]

I hear ya. I got out of a three year long distance relationship this past summer. Tried to go into the casual fwb/dating thing and I couldn't do it. I don't like the scene all that much.

[wmg2289]

I would totally go on a date with you! :D

[Saffron333]

I thought some parts of the movie were intentionally really funny, and others were unintentionally hilarious. I think the people who made it finally realized that it was too bizarre to try and make in all seriousness, like they did the others, and at times Breaking Dawn the movie was almost a parody of the book. I wish they had made all of the movies with that ideal, the ability to laugh at your own absurdity, in mind. And that is why you should totally go see it.

[Couturegal123]

I missed you so much!

[cricri06mtl]

Wow.

Alex Day and Hayley G Hoover both made a vid only because their hair looked good almost at the same time...

I love Youtube.

[ChirucupcakeChan]

Hmmm, it has some redeeming qualities, and is actually the best of the bunch, buuuut it's still got some iffy parts where you think.... 'Whyyyyyyyy?!' XD

Very gorgeous hair by the way!!!

[YouLeeness]

What is this? I don't understand 'girl youtubers'

[ErinMusikk]

Before you said it, I was really thinking your hair looks really good in this video.

[MissLynnielois]

I love your hair in this video. Validation has been achieved.

[heyninamae]

Ugh!! I hate it when people have to go and bring reality to the internet where it doesn't belong! It's like going to a Harry Potter convention and saying that Dumbledore's beard is fake! Either way you go into each situation knowing that you are going to get stabbed either virtually (yes there is an app for that) or with an exact replica of harry's 13 inch wand! Oh yes, I went there! (btw I wasn't talking to you hayley I just had to get that off my chest and your video seemed to be the perfect

[WilyWhyman]

How could that guy know that you were into GIRL-humor :-)

[theShelbylaw]

The new twilight movie was pretty disgusting. i guess the death scene (Bella's) was really good/ disgusting. although i hate the series, the movie was worth watching just so i could use it in a conversation

[dinosaurr4774]

Basically the entire first part is Bella dying from being pregnant with an evil half breed monster. That's basically it. YOU GET TO SE JACOB CRY!!! I laughed at that part... Anyways... Yeah.

[theShelbylaw]

you and Alex Day had the same reason to put up a video "my hair looks good today"

[dancingclones]

Did anyone else find it strange that Alex and Hayley both posted videos this week just because they liked their hair?

[bryanep]

The one thing we didn't want you to do for us.... :(

[mooblane]

30 Rock is the single best American tv show ever.

[caitieb09]

I work at the movie theatre in her college town. PLEASE just come in on a night when I am working so I can be that creep that's like "Hey….I'm a big fan…" And awkwardly leave it at that.

[JessicaRGray]

ha, love the ending. }{

[irissel2007]

I feel so close to you now...

[TactownGirl]

I havent seen it, and I don't plan on seeing it, but I never do- I always get tricked, and then I'm in an akwerd social situation where I'd look like an asshole for just walking off.

So, naturally the MATURE thing to do is sit thru the movie, with mock excitement and coo at all the wrong moments and laugh at all the 'romance' and yell "EW YOU PEDO" at all the moment where Edwerd acts...like a pedo.

So most of the movie.

[abcdefghayley]

Hayley, if I were a man, I would date you. I would probably date you anyway but it might be weird because we have the same name. Point being, I can't imagine it will be long before some awesome nerdy guy notices how hilarious you are.

[blonskichannel]

Definitely redeeming qualities. mostly because of the sex scenes, breaking a bed. director's cut edition. what up.

[redcedarandpetrichor]

HILARIOUSLY BAD!!

[ColmMansfield]

It was F@#^*ing epic. Totally awesome with a huge dollop of epicosity

[sarahvercetti]

funny bad

[forbiddencitrus]

I saw Twilight last night and laughed a lot. And then got extremely horrified in the last half hour or so.

I felt really bad for everyone else in the movie theater because my friends and I were the worst viewers ever. I cannot count the number of times I burst out laughing at the most inappropriate moments.

[heyheypurple]

The movie is pretty true to the book. The first part is romantic and has some funny moments in it, the second part is more dramatic, and yeah, gruesome at times, but not in a bad way. In my opinion it all belongs there since it happens that way in the book. The "wolf pack" thoughts were weird and echo-y but that's the only thing that bothered me. I don't think it was funny-bad. Definitely the best so far.

[vaennberg]

it's suckes like hell the first hour, but then... BELLA GETS SICK! YES VAMPS ARE FINALLY DANGEROUS!!!!!!!! RAGE OUT

[StellarMango]

I actually thought the new Twilight movie was an improvement from the previous three movies.

[penny3852]

the twilight movie was funny in serious places

[Caroasw]

The new Twilight movie was funny bad. Some things were a bit unnecessary, considering that children watch that movie (I'm thinking about the childbirth... it grossed me out)......... So to sum it up, I'd say it was funny, bad and kind of disgusting! :)

[scottishchalk32]

Yeah, the Twilight movie is just about as bad as you could expect it to be. But I went with low enough expectations so I could semi-enjoy it for it's horribleness. There's a fun scene were all the wolves are talking, that's my favorite part.

[dennis6843]

It's actually not that bad. I was actually quite positively surprised

[kristenmorriss]

new moon part one is really good you should go see it x 

[SauronsEye]

@iIIuminatiOpress Are you suggesting she go "F" herself?

[peoplecallmeagoth]

@SauronsEye Are you like physically incapable of saying the word "fuck"?

I mean, you used the letter "F" to imply the word, why not just type the damn word.

[SauronsEye]

Casual dating where I come from means "F" buddy.

[Ihave7horcruxs]

You're seriously beautiful:)

[Whatabout2011]

Your eyes are so pretty! :)

[oliviaforever13xo]

I liked it!

[ibrokemyeyebrow]

This is the second video I've watched tonight. Both of these were only created because the youtuber thought their hair looked good =/

[thatkatylady]

Don't lie Hayley, you know you've read every twilight book.

[hayleyghoover]

@thatkatylady Oh I'm not lying! I've read them. I just wish I hadn't.

[thatkatylady]

@hayleyghoover I feel the same way..

[conjuringdarkarts]

redeeming actually tbqh

[AlmostLoren]

funny bad with maybe a redeeming note here or there.

[jkao328]

Both you and Alex made a video because of your hair :P

[hannahthehiccup]

WHERE IS THE OUTRO MUSIC???

[Flinklehurst]

Casual dating is for saps. Spending every weekend sitting alone in a darkened room while eating tubs of ice cream is where it's at.

[NonstopRam]

@Flinklehurst TF2 + Bucket of Chicken + Beer = :D

[Degr8n8]

This is coming from a guy: Twilight was funny bad, and to be honest I am not a fan nor have I read any of the books or seen any of this movies (except the most recent one) and I got to say that it was pretty good.

[ItsLikeLauren]

Before you even mentioned your hair I noticed that it looked extra pretty. Creepy?

[anakso]

I think you kinda over reacted to his girl humour comment but w/e xD looking forward to the new channel.

[ItsToshBetch]

New twilight movie...hmmm...Snape kills Dumbledore.

[abcdefghijkati3]

Haha your ampersand is just an upper case cursive S. ;P

[jeffaroche]

this twilight movie was the best out of all of them by far

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

Good not bad... Best of the 4 so far.

Good like the book, but not the book.

However,

for some reason (unknown to me) they have decided to keep the awkward pauses in conversation prevalent in the previous 3 movies.

[laceyissparkly]

hahaha if he was cute, i would have made fun of him about it. like, "girl humor? what does that even mean?" sometimes silly comments like that can result in funny conversations. :)

[aliniazgd]

You really know how to entice audience just by talking so well!!!

[ArchaicFire]

How. Are. Your. Eyes. So. Green.

[hayleyghoover]

@ArchaicFire My mom and dad procreated.

[taysteekiwiz]

"datings fuuuuuuuun"

[IHatePie77785]

It was the best twilight so far but you might wanna close your eyes when her spine cracks in halk cause then it just goes bloody. I almost fainted cause I have a phobia of blook and my hands were shaking for 2 hours even after the movie.

[emmfan09]

You should just casually date me.

[SymphonicSpirit]

I miss your crazy dramatic videos. :(

[lizzimy]

Funny bad :)

I laughed, a lot.

[3AwesomeMuggles]

Personally, I think Twiligh SUCKS!

[imkluu]

I'd ask you out. You are adorable, cute, personable and female.

[MissIneedAttention]

Breaking Dawn was really good :) And funny :D

[imkluu]

You dint have to go out of your way for me.

[TheAdventureXO]

Your hair and makeup looks great here...I doubt you care, thought I'd just say

[bubbles7pjc]

Hayley, I don't believe you were naked. It's f*ckin' cold out there.