King Missile - Detachable Penis

[bobrulz666]

lol detachable penis can't stop loling

[Thorpe741]

Hey you Tube. CENSORSHIP SUCKS!!!!!!

[native1122]

yea, this song is way cool, i herd it at a bar last night and i was way fucked up lol

good times

[ChocolateFlux]

Oh god, what the fuck is going on in the related videos?

[Arenbia]

After awhile it begins to sound like detouchable penis.

[KiNgSpAdE00420]

108 people lost their penis

[goofygobber101]

I love this song.... but the recommended videos on the side scare the shit out of me.

[LordAtsushiSakurai]

this song is effing hilarious

[KISAEGY]

Hát ez még mindig kurvajó!

[TheCondini]

Beavis and Butthead: HEH HEHEHHEHHEH HE JUST SAID PENIS AHUHUUHUUH HUHUHUH

[conflagrante]

@TheCondini Thumbs up if you did their laughs out loud!

[JayT851]

this has to be the funniest song I ever heard

[missopan]

For some time i was convinced this was a Butthole surfers track.

[W00DENSH1PS]

@missopan ME TOOOOOO!!!!!!! aahaha

[SlipknotBR3546]

man FUCK YOU

YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS? BUY ONE AND PUT IT IN YOUR ASS

[Ambiguos3]

This should totally be on the next episode of Beavis and Butthead how do I send this to Mike Judge!? rofl! Love this song!

[DemonWarp65]

@Ambiguos3 Not trying to be a dick, but you are aware they already did have it on Beavis and Butthead back in the day, right?

[hammerlights]

@Ambiguos3 already been on it back in the day

[ypperlig89]

Inspired by Lou Reed!?

[anderscold]

Hey Lou, hey Lars. This is how a spoken-word/rock-combo is done. Now go home and cry over 'Lulu'.

[MrZebub]

Referenced videos are kind of unsettling.

[DJcrackahead]

he wanted 22, but i talked him down to 17

[SavoyTruffle78]

People, a PSA for you: If are young and do not know anything about the East Village of the early 1990s, you CANNOT appreciate this song. LEAVE the fucking page and do NOT write dumbass comments.

To "get" this song, you have to know who John S.Hall and King Missile are, you have to understand the climate of the Village in 1992, you have to know about Hall's abstract spoken-word poetry. You hear him referencing the Kiev and St. Mark's Place? Do any of you truly know what/where that is??!??

[emtriggs83]

@SavoyTruffle78 Do you know you are colossal douche?

[SavoyTruffle78]

@emtriggs83:

And WHY is that exactly? Also, please keep in mind I am a FEMALE.

[NibblerToes]

@SavoyTruffle78 I agree with most of your comment, but you don't have to "understand" the Village in 1992 to get this. It can still be enjoyed and appreciated. Hell, I just heard it for the first time two weeks ago and I get it.

[Ferravaag]

@SavoyTruffle78 So what you say is that if I made a song with abstract spoken-word poetry and referred to Harald Haaraades plass and Kaffebrenneriet you couldn't appreciate the song?

[SavoyTruffle78]

The guitar in this song is unbelieveable.

And, dammit, THIS was the East Village of the early 90s, people!!!! John S. Hall is a REAL friggin' New Yorker. I remember The Kiev....the Village is lamer and safer than Justin Bieber nowadays. Sad; I miss the 90s.

[TheLastBrainLeft]

I will always associate this with Beavis and Butthead.

[savinit456]

I Hate when that happens

[morales21691]

never forget your penis at the party!

[StillAwarePromo]

Childhood memories of Napster downloads lmao. Still good.

[primeoffense]

It was nice of John Cusack to do a song like this.

[TEARDUCTER]

Thats very clever :))

[Charlizardine]

They kinda remind me of Butthole Surfers.

[CarlChipSanders]

one time i detached my penis and uncle vlad shoved it up a horses cornhole

[pandaeyes42]

Heh heh heh!

He said 'penis'!

[todd8333]

@pandaeyes42 Beavis and butthead lol

[gogogirl1988]

this song is so stupid... in a good way! :D

[shmuli9]

I haven't heard this song for 18 years...

[MultiJiles]

98 people cant find there detachable penis'

[Hookah626ufo]

This is Back when mtv stood for music television.

[panzercat39]

Awesome opening,just adore that echo effect.

[luuvstain]

HAHA!!!!!!!!!! im 8 and i tiped in penis ans this came up

[creamfinger]

@luuvstain You certainly spell like an 8 year old.

[Teknakill]

I heard this on Satelitte radio at work and was like WTF....is this for real?

[Aric87]

@Teknakill

Haha me too!

[Galidorquest]

Wish there was an instrumental version of this song!

[ZombiesWerePeopleToo]

@Galidorquest WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[RappyMcRapperson]

96 People have Penises firmly attached to their bodies

[Topher1286]

This reminds me of assholes like Bo Burnham who sit on a stage and give random monologues while playing a keyboard and call it stand-up comedy.

[marchofgodzilla]

I have invented a new detachable penis that adjust in size for her pleasure:)

[pimpinHB]

I wish i had a Detachable Penis.... )':

[Wordisbonds]

The guitar in this song is just so dope, dun dun dun dun

[007sarodim]

Story of my life.

[kerbal666]

96 people only have attached penises

[DiegoCamano]

He ... He ... HE SAID PENIS ! He he heheheh

[celticfan008]

"i can rent it out" hahah best line.

[radioactiveraindrop]

and i told them if it "pops up", to let me know.

[MrsAlllllli]

This song is amazing man! It should have millions of views

[8bitnespunk]

this songs gets stuck in my head and I worry that I will start singing the chorus absent-mindedly in public

[Sperlin]

Zach Galifianakis on the keyboards!

[PinkOld]

It was hilarious watching both Beavis and Butt-Head nearly go into convulsions laughing at this song.

[Teenergirl760]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!! *SO CAL*

[fuckinpartyman]

the band cake so ripped these guys off

[dominator90241]

kroooooooq.

[colt45joe]

this music video sucks.

[Rabbitslipper99x]

This is too funny.

[moviedude22]

sadly Life immitates art far too offen. Some poor bastard in the OC found that out when his wife yanked off his wanker

[flyingpanda4133]

Mine is too

[Cynthia284]

Aww bless, a happy ending.

[LowDesertPunkx]

my best friends dad was in this band :)

[Galidorquest]

lol this song is funny

[MsDementedArts]

EPIC

[ninevoltjolt]

This is one of those cassettes that I cant find anymore. And sometimes I ask myself "where is that cassette tape? I know I used to have it, maybe I left it at Mom's house.... And where is my Dead Or Alive, and The Dammed? Hell...I don't know"

it's been years.

[THEkendarkness]

I prefer Susan Boyle's version

[spiltbluhd]

"even though it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis." 20 years later I just got that.

[morales21691]

@spiltbluhd I don't think I get it lol explain

[SavoyTruffle78]

@spiltbluhd:

There's nothing to "get." Believe me. "Pain in the ass" here does NOT have another sexual meaning. I know that nowadays we are all inundated by innuendoes and double entendres and "That's what she said" jokes, but knowing Hall's writing style, I can tell you that "pain in the ass" here means "annoyance," nothing more, nothing less.

[myprettypie]

88 people lost their penises

[kless001]

I believe this is one of the best written songs of all time.

[tiki2188]

2:10 to 2:11 lolz

[UltraSirenPaul]

Me and my girlfriend were in the car with my mom, when I heard about how it was missing and turned it up, it's now my favorite song.

[TheVIOLEntina]

quando si dice "censura sto cazzo!!!"

[ironbaby200]

lol

great...

[sduggan2]

why was this ever popular??? this is worse than my old shut-in roommate trying to sing.

[REIGHN5]

boo i frigging hate this song

[justwired]

@REIGHN5 but yet u checked in here to listen

[myehsayshello]

@REIGHN5 If you hate this song, then why waste time listing to it?

[whalesauce13]

haha he he ha!I love this song!sooooooooo freaking funny!!!!!!!!

[Superflamer99]

@MultiplyMohawkz lolwat

[REBostonBlog]

I love that he walked by the awning for Love Saves The Day. I loved that store! Too bad it closed down...

[blocksize]

All the way around just a great album!

[travis199urkul]

@blocksize you seriously listen to this shit listen to slipknot or metalica

[blocksize]

@travis199urkul I seriously listen to all styles/types/genres of music. Metallica and Slipknot as well, however I am not as narrow minded as some when I choose my music.

[travis199urkul]

@blocksize i'm not saying the tune is bad its just who sings a song about his detachable penis it's just sickening the only reason i came to watch this video was because i seen it in an episode of beavis and butthead (look it up if you don't know what that is) to laugh at it i mean really a detachable penis

[igotyourmoney23]

what... i dont even...

[bassthis]

Congressman Anthony Wiener has a detachable one too!!!!! It was hacked off on Twitter.. Has anyone seen it?????

[itsjustjess4me]

Bitchin, bitchin band...

[itsjustjess4me]

Bitchin, bitchin band...



[jose123001]

85 people lost their penises

[redpaul79]

Chaz Bono's favorite song

[demonsigotsome]

@redpaul79 lol good stuff

[KFTProjects]

no lie this shit is sick

[GreenFever714]

KROQ brought me here

[87kittygirl]

Thumbs up if Beavis and Butthead brought you here.

[87kittygirl]

Beavis and Butthead LOL

[SmashingPumpkin316]

when this came on on the radio, she say "I know this song!" and then my dad says "believe me, she knows ;)." I almost cried

[mitsubishidiamante]

DE-TACHA- BLE- PENIS..

damn this word is stuck on my head!

aarrggh!!

[jenewbee]

Foo Fighters stole the intro for their song Rope

[SmokeDogg11]

@jenewbee I heard FF's song on the radio yesterday and got all excited at first because I thought this song was coming on. The rest of the day was a complete let-down.

[pforce33]

lol, they play this on my local radio station at like 1 in the morning everynight

[tragick93]

Hah Hah Street sales! Reminds me of zLower Haight in 91'!

[Evilbunny1973]

LOL, this brings back memories...I traumatized my stepdad with a videotape of it, when he put the tape in thinking it was his soap operas. He just stared at it a couple minutes, and said "Uh....retractable what now?"



[niun10]

this song is actually surprisingly really good...

[BayleeLenaiHayworth]

I was called Detachable for most of my life.

[PGROSYE02]

Gimmie some rope I'm coming loose...

[achrine]

@PGROSYE02 No...Just no

[wiithepeople2]

i like how King is all calm and everything and his bandmates are all spazing out

[mrmarionerd]

justin beiber used to have a detachable penis. but then he lost it. this explains why he is not quite a man.

[xenophobe76]

@mrmarionerd

he was never a man enough to even grow one.

[13lackfriday]

@mrmarionerd kids just shouldn't be trusted with important things like that. I had mine held by the bank until I was old enough to be responsible for it.

[Numbiez]

@13lackfriday ---haha safety deposit box!.....LOL

[MrPerrywinkle69]

109 people have a detachable penis.

[antichyrst123]

@13lackfriday You had you detachable penis held by the bank until you were old enough to be responsible for it? Man what a loser how long did it take you to figure out not to leave your penis laying around most boys figure out right away to always keep track of it.

[Teknakill]

@mrmarionerd Cut the beiber jokes already, they are lamer than your mom!

[SFLLocalsOnly]

isnt 2nd ave and st marks place where cbgbs used to be?

[Pariah235mw]

This makes me feel old.

[461Masterchief]

LOL!!! XD

[janX9]

Keep pressing 8...LOL The look on his face as he looks at his sausage.

[scarfacecloud]

story of my life 

[chingaso316LOST]

How does someone even think of composing such a song? LOOOOL

[Switcharoo12]

77 people for got to check the medicine cabinet

Man I used to listen to this song just to see peoples reactions freakin priceless :)

[PolesND03]

i heard this song on the radio today.....first time in like 13 years or so.....I love this song!

[tolis287]

0:14 look at the guitar player on the left!!!

[alcala323]

@tolis287 HAHAHA awesome

[amillionpoundcoins]

@tolis287 hahahahaha the bloke on the left goes absolutely spastic at 0:14 !!!!

[CountD07]

@amillionpoundcoins

haha!!! Hard!

[CountD07]

@amillionpoundcoins hard!!!!lol

[SBTM357]

76 people still can't find their detachable penisses

[rafflecupter]

Brings a whole new meaning to, "Suck my dick."

[MsLcdiaz]

hahaha "sometimes it's a pain in the ass" lol I get it.

[HumSweden]

"Even though sometimes its a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis." wat?

[re20bt]

"i really don't like being without my penis for too long, it makes me feel like less of a man"

one of the greatest lines in music history lmao

[fleppleman]

76 people don't have a detachable penis

[amym1106]

I thought this was from the late 80s!

[chaoshunter656]

WTF!?!?!

[zboze]

Well folks...I hav 2 say that: I really luv this song. One of my friends send me link 2 this video. From that time I luv it. I love lyrics, I love music. when I was listening this first time, I was totally drunk. And now, when I hear this song, I always thinkin about alcohol.D::D: And about freedom. I can't ex[plaind why. Anyway: I think, that song is one of the best song which I've heard in last few years. I will be always luv it.

p.s. sorry, 4 me bad english, but I still learning :-/

[MrJivePirate]

I like the way they enunciate "detachable" makes it twice the word

[alicemudgarden123]

Zach Galifinokis on keyboards

[Clydieooo]

@alicemudgarden123

And Bono's the lead singer/talker.

[realsam510]

i heard this on my satelite radio with my mom lol

[NullusxVotum]

I heard this song this morning after getting up really early. Needless to say, it made me laugh and turned my car around.

[freakyfadge]

richard kern directed this?

wow.

[spiltbluhd]

I remember the song playing on the radio, while my mom and I uncomfortably waited for my sister to get out of school. Thanks King Missile!

[mitsubishidiamante]

@spiltbluhd

lmao!

[MrYourmommaspimp]

@spiltbluhd did she check to see if your penis is detachable?

[justwired]

@spiltbluhd why ? u think ur mom knew that u knew that she had a detachable penus she used on a regular basis ?

[jackshinta1]

@spiltbluhd 

[jackshinta1]

Respond to this video... er, sorry about that. Why not change the station?

[spiltbluhd]

@jackshinta1 changing the station would have brought more attention to it. as if to say, "i'm changing it because we know what we're listening to." I was a nervous kid :/

[beselbic]

This could very well be the weirdest, creepiest song ever recorded.

[Galidorquest]

@beselbic lol yeah XD

[PunkturedNut]

Get a pair of interchangeable testicles, & you're good to go!!

[jbarum]

where can I get the last 3 minutes and 10 seconds of my life back?

[docBOSS1444]

on the blanket right next to the detachable penis and the broken toaster oven

[jbarum]

@docBOSS1444 Thank you.

[RChuck43]

@jbarum Well U coulda exited this song as soon as U figured u didnt like it ,BUTT obviously U do like this song cuz U watched all 3minutes & 10 seconds of it

[GeeUP00]

i didnt know zach galifianakis was in this band lol

[CirqueFREAK333]

FTM! fuck yeah! :)

[nhlredwingsfan]

@CirqueFREAK333 lol gotta love having a detachable penis and losing it.. worst case scenario is when a doggy uses it as a chew toy

[brkcustoms]

i have those same glasses lmao

[xxxAirmidxxx]

This is...stupid...It sounds like that iron man "song" where Tony was fixing his bike.

[KevinTheReaper]

I never would've heard this song if it weren't for my friend Brandon who casually mentioned it one time and asked if I had ever heard it because "The Missile" is a nickname of mine. I hadn't heard it, but then I did and the awesomeness ensured. Years laterI played it on YouTube for a different friend and he had a flashback because he figured I had never heard the song before. It just goes to show that cool songs transcend time.

[Deadcat069]

2 days ago Fag !

[rabbits78]

@Deadcat069 You're obviously not the smartest cookie in the jar. In spite of your homophobic language the bassist/keyboardist (chirs xefos) is gay. Fuck off and find a soap box elsewhere

[Deadcat069]

rog944 time for you to answer a question, how did YOU end up here with a song called 'Detatchable Penis ? You Queer! you should stfu

[Deadcat069]

rog944 you seem to have come here to talk politics and cause trouble. No one likes you and I hate you. Go away . Find another song to ridicule stupidass!

[Deadcat069]

Why are some idiots still looking for a side to blame for the murders committed by a lone insane person who was on the left side? Get over it ! Your grasping at straws in your desperation.

[Deadcat069]

It's a great beat, and a great comedy song. I bet Dr. Demento uses it. I love it.

[fukngenius]

this song is fucking awesome...its way better then that pop or emo shit...