Top 10 Screwattack quotes

[jackkuro]

José and Destin are missed :C

[momoguy101]

what? no death battle?

[giggshenrik]

@momoguy101 this was made a long time ago :)

[94SideKick]

Thumbs up for the Mass Effect poster in the background.

[94SideKick]

Another good one is:

Hey, Ed. I got this great idea for a new character. How about we put Carlos in the game? And at this point Ed should've said, "No bitch!" and bitch slapped the fool and fired him right on the spot.

or

They say never bring a gun to a knife fight. Or maybe that was the other way around. Either way, Stryker say, "F*** that." and does it anyway.

[giggshenrik]

@94SideKick I should make a newer list I guess :P

[brosiv12]

hmm, i think im gonna start using number 4...of course i will cite my source

[Shamxdatubewatcher]

What happened to "Smash that tree!"

[fiddlebender88]

"If you haven't played these games you're fucking retarded" xD

[TheRcanmeananything]

Shut up you whore there are no secrets in this house!

[CharmanderIsEPIC]

....THIS LIST IS WRONG! #1 Should be I'm destin and this...Is hard news! DAM IT

[giggshenrik]

@CharmanderIsEPIC hahaha :D good one!!

[CookieMonsterPro2]

0:51 Someone HAD to be high creating the ENTIRE Mario series.

[MrROTD]

Bag tag lmao

[7bugnog7]

which is the one with mario

[IWantGoats]

personally i think nuber 3 was the best

[Ultrox007]

I'm the best gamer heh heh

*cough* sorry

I feel so sorry for that genesis.

[thetekkenknight]

NUMBER 3 FTW

crossing the funish line princess?

I DONT FUCKING THINK SO BITCH!!

[hipposrule4]

which video is the one about peach??

[giggshenrik]

@hipposrule4 armory, red turtle shell

[KjeldvanKeulen]

@hipposrule4 top ten hoes

[megaDA619]

@hipposrule4 its actually top ten ho ho hoes

[gamesketch]

"someone must've been high when they thought of this stuff!"

[dannybagoo]

ive never had sex before..... with a women XD

[drag0nfis7]

haha can you send me a list of these videos? never seen them :D

[giggshenrik]

@drag0nfis7 clip of the week - Fanboys past and present

clip of the week - ultimate gamer

the armory - red shell

top 20 snes games (20-11)

top 10 ho ho hoes in gaming

(not in any order)

[drag0nfis7]

@giggshenrik couldn't find the clip of the week (neither one) nor the armory

[giggshenrik]

@drag0nfis7

for the ultimate gamer one search for ultimate gamer on screwattack

for the armory one go to ign.com -> video -> all series -> the armory. and the red turtle shell one is on the bottom

the fanboys one seem to have disappeared into thin air... =/

[sonicxchamp1]

Whats the Grand theft auto

[MisterBankz]

Aww one that made me laugh was from top 10 ugly chicks , where the dude was like "but .. y'know .." LOL

[zomzgwtf]

#3 WIN

[mgs1234567890]

i love how solid the sound is when that guy got punched in the Nads

prostetic penis?

[m3sach]

0:40 gotta beat the level, gotta beat the level, GOTTA PWN THE N00BS, ITS CRAZy

[Jkn127]

I loled so hard @ # 3

[TobbenSProduction]

0:59 what video is that from?

[giggshenrik]

@TobbenSProduction Clip of the week, Fanboys... Past and Present

[AlexKryocek]

That part at the very end is.... balls. 

[trickorcheat]

"Oops! I'm in the wrong place! Silly me!.. Let me suck your cock..."

[DK1536]

Crossing the finish, Princess? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite quote

[jonsandersgame]

But...You know

[PaperRayman]

#5 is the funniest one!

[VexX6]

Where the Super Mario Kart Footage (besides the Top 10 footage) From?

[Slaveofamv]

Screwattack. Is there nothing those guys (and that girl) can't do?

Stutering Craig: NO!

[KaiyenKaiser]

number 3 was epic. That was greatness!

[shujikotaro]

Screwattack would be proud of this countdown, good job.

[giggshenrik]

thank you! :D

[cloud1040]

Number 5 is my Number 1

[chunkydollar]

where's balls in the face? lol

[cggx]

He didnt see it coming at the end

[Shmoichal]

3 and 1 were my favorite.

[box787]

lol

G1s for the win!

[Greeno666]

decent list but i think it would have been better with more varied quotes. they were all from the same 3 episodes. not that that's a bad thing cos every one of these quotes made me laugh!

[giggshenrik]

constructive criticism ftw!

[MrTTar]

I LOL'd and was pretty disturbed at Number 5

[movieman1211]

I would've put in, "Dude, what do I get if I win?" "Nothing."

[movieman1211]

Top 10 Hoe Hoe Hoes. They made it in December of 2007.

[wimmywoo]

corey's ass is hella fat, and not in a good way.

[jsecadab]

"i've never had sex befor.....with a women"

"crossing the finish line princess, i don't fucking think so BITCH!!!"

[paraminawolftrainer]

crossin the finish line princess? i don't fuckin think so bitch! i loled so hard at that one.

[f3l1xz1nk3]

nr 3 made me laugh so hard :D

[fidgie0]

I dont know, most of the best quotes come from Sidescrollers. But it wouldnt be easy to trawl through them all to get them.

[giggshenrik]

I know what you mean! But that would take ages :P Best thing ever was when they talked about that kid who climed out of the school window and the fireman or whatever got the spider-man outfit or that guy that robbed the lemonade stand x''''''DDD

[Rock1Golem]

or what about, whoever lost to Glass Joe!

"whoever he is, wherever he is, that guy sucks some serious ass!"

[giggshenrik]

i know! hilarious! But I made this before that video came out

[jmanx35]

nr 3 is great, I don't think think so bitch

[PimpStallion3000]

120 fuckin destin hahah

[Brogames18]

What video is #3 from?

[giggshenrik]

The armory, red turtle shell ;)

[CubaNectie]

I can SO relate to number 3. :D

[MrAnt117]

Love number six lol

[GiefGoldPlx]

Stuttering Craig is AWESOME!

[Blahguy300]

Which one is Number 1 from

[giggshenrik]

Clip of the week - Ultimate gamer. WATCH IT! best vid on SA

[clubdub2008]

where is nr. 3 from?

[giggshenrik]

The Armory - The red turtle shell

[sasukelgty]

lol..=/

[Gigabowser4]

love your movies , make more movies like this =D

[giggshenrik]

tank!

[giggshenrik]

tanl ;s

*thanks! xD

[Hersheys79]

what screwattack top 10 was that with peach?

[giggshenrik]

Top 10 hoes in gaming

[LufsyLurqy]

What did he say in the first one?

[giggshenrik]

In the very first clip Jose sais; "Man on 360 action?"

[LufsyLurqy]

I thought I heard that but I wasn't sure

[WastelandGamer]

I've never had sex...... with a woman..... :D

[flipmastersondatramp]

1:47 its dan in real life

[giggshenrik]

Dan?

[UltraBardex]

XD ive never had sex...

with a women LOL awesome

[kingofnorland]

AWESOME!!! :D:D:D

[Vkmies]

"ohhhh, i knew that wou...ohhhhh..." :D