Scientologists and their theta levels go WHHOOOSGHHH!!!!

[mattdaddyful]

Bing Bang- bing bang bang- Wha Wha Walla Walla Ding dong...I didn't know $cientology got to Charlie Sheen.."WINNING"..lol..Where are they now you wonder???They are ALL in THE MENTAL Hospital in Staight Jackets..And all they can say and ALL THEY keep saying is "Im broke-Im broke-Im broke-Im broke..."...Loser BrainWashed Robot LOSERS!!!!Bwahahaha

[mattdaddyful]

:46..."Xenu was talking to me...Oh My Gosh..Xenu was talking to me"...Brainwashed LOSERS..lol

[gamerp4]

bunch of crazies only the girl with curly hair is who i like rest of them please go get yourself a facial, that guy learned the history of men in 4 hours hahahahaah thats hilarious 4 hours you learned about the history of MEN, you sure you didnt read darwin book because i can also finish darwin's book in 4 hours about the history of men.

[freeman8128]

What a bunch of gullible retards.

[NarkAnon]

At 0:45 is the actress Erika Christensen (AKA the poor man's Julia Stiles).

Funny how Scientology's biggest high-profile members are flaky, egocentric actors, eh?

[uriituw]

Are they all retarded?

[josend]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

[woutvanzeeburg]

Winning!

[bubbyeater]

Can anyone tell me the who are celebrities in this video? All I recognize is Erika Christensen at 0:46

[saempylae]

"A hundred and fifty quantum volts of theta energy." Is that a precise figure?

[saempylae]

"Whooosh! Bang! Bam! Boom boom boom!" Oh wow, it sounds way better than crack cocaine!

[receipt22]

The lady at 0:50 is quite hot.

[hashimirasama]

Say Hebbo Tarvuism!

[TheWhupper]

Like wow, boom ! Bang ! What the fuck.

[Sketto8]

Wow. Is it just me or was every single one of them kinda lumpy-headed?

[dawala1000]

i feel realy bad for these people . im sure most of the people in sciontology are good people who got cough up in something way over their heads and now sufffer for it . sciontology is a brainwashing cult . but what i dont get is they hate psychology and yet they them selves use it and call it a religion . auditing is a from of psychiatry twisted as it may be . isnt that like the kettle calling the pot black ? doesnt make sence at all

[captkirkconnell]

Anon y mouse  sucks ruined the V 4 vendetta Mask

[OpenComments]

@captkirkconnell

The V for Vendetta masks are accurate for protesters protesting the totalitarian Church of Scientology. Do you not see the parallels between the fictional British government in the movie and the Church of Scientology?

[supermorshu]

this religion o sorry you don't like being called cult is it?

[doobedoo22]

"A fool and his money are soon parted." - proverb about Scientologists.

[depleteduraniumiswmd]

I can't wait to sign up for my FREE gullibility test. Wow, bang, boom, your money is gone.

Scientology is an extremely dangerous greedy unscrupulous satanic criminal cult!!!

[TheWejdin]

at :45 sec was that the chick that plays on parenthood? I dont think I can watch that show anymore.

[valontheagle]

LMAO RICH People finvented a new religion called scientology hahhaha more money for the rich people hey wait why we use the god almighty why we dont invent our own and have lots of cash i mean actors bussnisman's cash hahahhaha they are so dumb cant realize good from bad oh it will come that their so called world will colapse on the their head hahahhahaha u are ridicoulus :P go kill urselfs hahahaha

[marcehole]

Where can I sign up?... this sounds totally zappity wappity hing dong flapnozzle floofity goofity!...-)

[SP4123105]

They say nothing. Just words like 'wow' 'whoosh' 'zing' 'win!'.

Then they say 'you have to come into our orgs to find out what it is all about.'

Then you find out they make a commission if they sell you a product.

It's a Cult. Pure and simple.

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

It clearly feels good, which is how these people stay hooked. It's an addiction, pure and simple.

[Sathele]

the worst part is these people could be you next door neighbor

[jdotsta]

these people look dumb, they live in a bubble on la la land

[dao3rd123]

What a load of bullshit. Why don't they bring back Lisa Mcpherson and ask her?

[MrGibby120]

wth dis world turnin intois human-begins really are really dis stupid?

[WippyM]

Are these people seriously losing themselves in all this drivel?!?

[Drumvain]

ha ha

[stevonz333]

is anyone here getting hypnotised by the colours and sounds and stuff. It's freking me out. I grew up in scientology and i think it is bringing bak real bad memories ay!!!!

[AlRasuwl]

All I can say is...

WOW

[Phelan666]

WHIP BOING BANG BAN-ZOOZLE FWIP WHIP FLAPPITY FLOP FLOOSH FIZZLE BIP BOOPITY BOP BOP ZANGLE ZIP ZAP ZWAZZLE ZEE ZOOTLES ZEE ZOP!

Hey, Scilons, did I say anything in Thetan speak!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!­?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[changinlives101]

the sad thing is that what they're experiencing true, but they have to spend 500,000 to get it.... while you can have the same thing for free but eating extremely healthy and correctly meditating and not agreeing with every single human being you run across

[88luckystrikes]

posting these videos are going to help the religion so thanks=)

[myrdale]

Must be some pretty swell stuff huh?

[fmn2628]

..and my bank account went whoosh, and I was like wow!!!

they should try ro recruit Emeril so he says "Bam"

[hate4uall]

one of thoses women was in an advert for soap!!!!

[AnonESB]

WOWl EPIC fail.... poor brainwashed people

[weeheee]

Is this 'religion' authorized to drive people insane????

[jademm]

The following questions are for the Scientologists that may be lurking here:

1. Is this the first time these Scientology books and lectures have ever been released? What's the fundamental difference between the new editions and the older ones?

2. If Hubbard (Source) is the original author, how can the current Scientology administration claim that there were "bugs" prior to the release of the Basics?

3. If Hubbard's works are faulty, couldn't the new material be faulty too?

[NarkAnon]

"It's like a villainous light saber of stupidity through the Obi-Wan-Kenobi of your common sense!"

WOOOSSSHHH!

[tarryhoot]

It's like WOW !!!!

It's like WOW !!!,what the fuck is wrong with these people,I'm constantly amazed by the gulibility of some people,they fail to realise they are being taken for a ride!

(on a magic spaceship that hides behind the sun) waiting for the rapture,when scientologists and only scientologists will be saved.A bunch of utter looneys who dont know who they are!!!

[analyzingfunny]

Hmmmm. Sounds like a scam.

[pusnjak]

hahhahaha love it

[AGENTARMES]

Religion FAIL.

[receipt22]

religion doesn't fail.

but scientology is no religion. there are better words to describe it such as commercial enterprise or just cult.

[SP4123105]

oh yeah...

any physicists (the real ones, not fake ones like LRHubbard who took one course, failed it yet claimed to be a nuclear physicist)...a real physicist want to take on the

"150 quantum Volts of theta energy" definition?

[SP4123105]

They sound absolutely mentally impaired.

"wow. wow. whoa. ching. whoomsh. bang. bang. boom. boom. fwoof. win. win"

Where are the higher IQs?  Why would anyone want to sound like this and join this cult?

Here's what I say, "Fail. Fail. Flunk. Shut the fuck up."

[Scuntaquente]

LOL, "i'm on cloud 250 billion now"

[willbond]

This vid is one of the creepiest (and funniest) things on youtube. Good job.

[EpicSwordGuy]

Pay thousands of dollars to disconnect from your family, and talk like an idiot.

I love this religion!

[trvius]

Shows how brainwashed they are.

[kurdttbo]

this video is a what we call a youtubep00p. If it were labeled as such, it would get way more views.

[s4rc4stic1]

And it was like, "BANG, BOOM.....ZOOM.....ZIFFFFTPTTTT­!!!!!"

[kilmalletgodsortmout]

the reason why ppl leave scientology is because they pay hundred of thousands of dollars like tommy boy to get to O.T 8 only to find out that XENU was really just a lie, they get so depressed they have no choice but to leave or to kill themselves...ppl stop wasting money on this (fake.) religion or any other religion GOD does not want money GOD doesn't want anything, live ur lives and be happy.

[naxalite]

its like a light saber through butter, it's just like 'ching'

TRANSLATION: its like a light saber through my pocket, it's like 'where the fuck is my MONEY!!'

[exscikidchris]

LOL, bunch of fucking losers.

Every individual scientologist should be sued.

"Yeah, my bank account and all the money in it went swooosh yee haaa I'm in the red, but I jolted up on emeter juice. Haa bam, bam, Yes I think I can fly, fly beneath the stars tonight, touch a UFO and kiss the sun, I don't worry that my house is gone, yes I think I can fly, swoosh BAM.

[exscikidchris]

^^^^^^

[cultssuck]

Hilarious!

[NarkAnon]

This video is just, like...WHOOOSH! I felt, like, BOOM, ZAP! And then my theta level was all NEEEEOOOWW! Then I went exterior -- wow.

It's like 500 million mega quantum levels of super warp thetan energy coming out of my butt. WHOOOOSH!

[Tobinius]

Actually I think you just have gas. But hey, that's like WOW!

[naxalite]

hahahaha!!

[willbond]

Practicing $cientology is like smoking crack you bought from Nazis at 9000% retail.

[meknewxenu]

All I can say is... woosh, voom, patoong, thwat cha ching. I am an authority on communication.

My theta kicks ass!

[jademm]

I think these Scientologists need to experience an orgasm--you know, GENUINE excitement.

[acideater101]

LOL;} this is the funniest thing ever~

[magneato6]

How could anyone watch this video of themselves and think "wow I did a great job explaining something that isnt completely retarded and wants to be taken seriously by being on could 250 billion." fail.

[laserofjustice]

If the "tech" increases the IQ, I'd hate to think how dumb these people were before!

[rishonritter12]

stupidest colt ive ever seen in my life

[Refrescador]

Captain, did you get a reading on his energy level?

Why yes, ITS OVER NINE THOUUUUSAAAANNNND!

[998987987698765]

W O W !!!!! These people sound like they are having a really great time. What can this incredible stuff be?? They all look so happy and bright. They look like they are reaching their goals and growing bigger and stronger. This must be some great stuff they are doing. Wonder how I can get some of this? I'd like to look and feel as happy as they are. Bet I could get a really great job or even a raise if I was doing that well. I could have the car and girl I want too. Life is a beautiful thing.

[AnonymousMarcab]

Thanks for that, Vince from Shamwow!

[DoNotDiscuss]

you cant absorb 2L of cola with your ot powers vince... silly billy.

[repentorburnbaby]

@AnonymousMarcab hey where is that clown Carl Sagan now,  he would fit right in with his billions and billions.

[sevillaparasol]

THE FACES OF BRAINWASH!

[willbond]

SHOW US A MOTHERFUCKING CLEAR ! ! !

[Anonymous450]

Finding hidden treasures?

DO WHAT YA WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREEEE, YOU ARE A PIRATE! WE GOY US A BOX! BOX!

[bigperson666]

wow i think im gonna join scientology now!

haha

[ALEXHOPPE75]

bunch of idiots on this video lol

[willbond]

HOLY WOW FUCK BATMAN! Dey gotsa holda sum Weasel Dust or sumptin'! Great Googledy Moogledy!!! If dat Vietnam War Bhuddist Protest Fireball Monk'd hadded him some 250 Million Thetan Energy Blowout Win he wouldn'ta needed no Gasoline!!!

[Lexx2]

And of those speakers (the one who says the books are talking to her) is Erika Christensen from Traffic.... Sad.

[circlejosh]

the guy at 1:47 is priceless...the tightest mouthed speaker in the universe

I'm sold!!!!!

[Ogsonofgroo]

'BANG!'

The last sound more than a few scientologists have heard.

:( :( :( :(

[Pocketass666]

what I dont understand is why we try to stop these people taking others off medicine or making others not have surgery.

if you get persuaded by idots like these you deserve to die :P

[kidacomputerok]

The black guy at the end looks like a tortoise. lulz.

[Anonymous450]

By the way Vegeta, my happiness levels are easily over 250,000,000,000

[romaross462]

rofl

[JohnnyDriftwood]

i am happy

................were is my gun?

[gurutruth]

wtf no bugs? lol

[RationalResponsive]

PMSL

[thelonius2000]

Erica Christenson... Ummm I am talking to YOU...

"OMG YOU ARE TALKING TO ME"

YES... Get out of the fucking cult of $cientology. And tell the rest of your retard movie friends to do the same.

[madmickelson]

and they call us loonies

[deserticus18]

so this is a dopamine and xerotonine  ride looks like!!!, woow, fsst, baamm, kchiing, puuk!!!

[Peace4Scientology]

so let me get this straight... if your duplication (scn word for "understanding") is now a million time bigger and you feel like in cloud 250 billion (from cloud 9) THAT MEANS that not too long ago, before these new re-re-re-releases (to make more money of course) the materials of Scn were a million times worst? and you would feel in such a low cloud... WOW, I thought the TECH was perfect all these decades. Thank GOD Mr. Miscavige saved Scientology.

[Legionwizard]

Quantum volts of theta energy?! What a retarded ho!! Voltage is energy divided by the standard charge unit (1.602 10^-19 Coulomb). It's even more retarted cause quantum stands for a small step of energy and is not a unit!! This dimwits just think they'll impress cause they use "difficult" words, while in fact they're dumber than a whale sucking off a rock with gnomes jerking on it.

[AnonymousMarcab]

I'll 'retart' you, spanky.

[charievanie]

Oh so you're making a fuss for me making a small typo, oh no there goes my credibility... I was in a hurry and also mad for the mistakes that the woman said, me being an electrical engineering student

[RumHubbart]

"my duplication increased like a million times"

WOW! ok... so ...game over, you win. you're a supreme being now.

This shows you how fake these statements are. When I was in Scientology you saw this all the time, fake happyness.

[gurutruth]

marcabs are marcabulastically funny

[knotoftoads]

Watching this video was like "Vroooshmawowpowiewowiekabooms­hhh"

[anonymous950077]

THE MARCARBEIN CONFENDURATION IS COMING

MAY 10TH

^_^ ahh crap they think anonymous are aleins^_^

[HKNINETYTHREE]

weirdness

[pikechris1]

theta energy... yeah... dumbs are getting dumber. awesome piece of shyte!

[AnonymousMarcab]

"dumbs are getting dumber"....

Wow.  You're a damn genius, yeah?

[pikechris1]

hell yeah! bang! bum! poof! look at my picture, thats what you get from theta energy. dont let them fool you...

[BnThDnTh]

The reason why they're vague is because they've experienced a personal discovery, which they do not want to share deatils about.

Scientologists believe that they've lived previously. They take on a new body as soon as the old one dies. In each life, you suffer traumatic events subconsciously. Scientology helps find these events.

Scientologists also believe in "exteriorization". ie. actually, leave your body and travel across time and space and return.

They are finding this out.

[puffymuppet]

"The reason why they're vague is because they've experienced a personal discovery, which they do not want to share deatils (sic) about."

Why give it away if you could sell it instead! I mean, why but the cow, yada yada yada.

[circuscommando]

1:08 You're going to get a speeding ticket for that >:(

[Oudler]

The Comm? is so real? huh wtf?

[Oudler]

OMG! It's like an army of Tom Cruise clones!!! It's scary!

[inchaoswetrust]

It's only losers that can be so obsessed with win, after win, after win...deluded, thinking "wow...after all this years this is my chance to win".

Could be acceptable, if just only didn't have to lose so much money and time in order to start winning.

Pathetic.

[jamesthecheezeburger]

i stopped at "lightsaber through butter"

[enntheta]

Hated the end image... don't get me wrong, every piece of this vid is GREAT, it shows how pathetically silly this cult is, and its claims of superpowers... what a crock... these people are completely deluded and it shows in their ridiculous exclamations. That speaks for itself, IMO. But then that gun image??? that was a downer for me... IMO... loved every part but that... see you all on April 12... xoxoxo

[AnonymousMarcab]

What the hell is wrong with a gun? It's John Goodman in the Big Lebowski... get over it, it's a great image.

[enntheta]

I disagree with you.  Get over THAT.

[BnThDnTh]

What do you disagree with?

:-)

[commanderinqueef]

00:38 - 00:43

[wapata8]

so this book is full of win obviously

[ajnamaste]

AHAHAH these people talk almost EXACTLY like cokeheads.

[zaqmlp1234]

WOW WHOOSH PING ZING CHING

BULLSHIT !

[runefan213]

i learn the history of human in 10 years

(well not yet)

[WeRL3G10N]

whoooooosh! is the sound the wind makes when it blows in one side of DM's head and out the other.

[paxpaul]

Can anybody post a video where Scientologists look/sound even remotely sane? Is that possible? I mean, so far everything just reaffirms the general public's view of this "religion" as being the worst kind of cult. Just once I'd like to see evidence of sanity from any Scientologist. Please? Is there such a thing???!

[jeridflush]

what a bunch of dorks

[G4Ratty]

LOL!! losers

[39Hool]

The ultimate treasure map scam.

[brvandal]

im not a fast reader, at all.

[hellephant]

Fail after fail after fail!

FWSHoooosh!

Their theta level is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

[stephenshrugged]

"you think I'm fuckin around, make it zero!" I think all those $cifags were having a stroke, or aneurism or something! lulz

[Triptup]

Is 250 billion bigger than 9000?!

[LillyPadJump]

50 seconds in looks just like Erika Christensen.....

[LillyPadJump]

Slash it is Erika Christensen

[buddyboy55]

Sad, so very, very sad...

[Orteil42]

OH WOW, THE BOOK, IT'S TALKING TO ME !!! it actually KNOWS I'm READING IT !!!!!!!!!1

[hajarc]

She mean that it was like Hubbard was talking to her.

[anon1488]

hahaha epic fail for scifags.

[Stamp987a]

I'm not a Scientologist, but I am gay and I have to tell you that I hate the "scifags" description you use. How about using "scidorks," or "scijobs" or "scinuts?" Or "tologists" or something like that?

Thanks for listening!

[AnonymousMarcab]

No. It has as much to do with your sexuality as cigarettes do. Get over it.

[Stamp987a]

WHAT are you talking about? Cigarettes? Get over what? All I asked was that someone not use "fag" to negatively describe someone else. And, as I said, I'm not a scientologist. I don't know a thing about them.

[AnonymousMarcab]

Again, we will continue to refer to just about every group of people as (descriptor)fag. Sorry if you don't like it, but you'll get over it. And since you seem woefully undereducated about the word, a fag can be used to describe an amount of wood or cigarettes.

Bottom line is, sorry if you have soft skin. Deal with it.

[Ohnonymis]

Cigarettes used to be called fags long before it was used as a gay term, also we use fag to describe people (all people not just gays)ie "I love those NYCfags, them and there plane skills" or "Those londonfags, they have numbers on their side in the fight against scifags, 800-1200 v >100"

[AnonymousMarcab]

cigarettes still are called fags in many areas of the world, including the UK.

[oilkng]

'fag' is NO LONGER a term for gay people, just as it wasnt started as one.

[AnonymousMarcab]

Really? Cause I still call fags fags. I must not have gotten the memo :(

[ThisIsTruDealWithIt]

Why didn't $cientology help the poor lady at 00:37 to speak? wtf?! XD

[DarkKn1ght]

This is so epic lulz...

Crazy batshit insane Scientology!  XD

[ThisIsTruDealWithIt]

Thats worth several more playz. whooosh!

[BananaBalerina]

. . . . LULZ Scientology

[ricca119]

WOW!!! POOF!!! BANG!!!.... BULLSHIT!!!!!(oops, my sanity just came back)

Go anonymous on March 15. May the force (of Xenu) be with you.

[AnonymousMarcab]

Just finished this, I find it pretty powerful. Like a million quantums of theta energy just WHOOOOOSH!!!! FIZZZ!!!!! BZZZTTT!!!!!!!!! powerful.