This is... Rise of Nightmares

[hahalolpplz1]

A TRUE gamer owns ALL consoles beause he goes where the GAMES go. Fanboys are just well-fare gamers who can't afford all consoles, so they get on the internet that their mommy pays for to trash talk the other consoles.

[prmehacman]

It's not that I hate the game. But it's just unethical. There is a line between scary and fucked up. This game has ran over that line and farther in. There is torture, maiming, gore, and strait fucked up. Wat was the developer fucking smoking when he was making this?!?

[hahalolpplz1]

@prmehacman Are you serious right now? People are fucked up in this world. So pick your balls up for underneath your skirt and quit fucking crying nancy!

[TheKarateman96]

I wonder what it would be like if Joel played Rise of Nightmares with Geoff?

[DontLaffAtMyName]

Such a great game.

Great controls.

Great gameplay.

Great story.

I don't see why everyone hates it. Probably because people are conservative and would rather sit on their couches pressing buttons all day.

[MrGambledorf]

@DontLaffAtMyName No it's not laziness, it's the shittiness of the game

[ukboyu99]

bow chicka bow wow

[OutlawAirsoftPA]

This is...A Sucky game...

[BarbaricGoose]

This is... awful.

[pandabannana99]

idk what level it is, but my fave weapon is the meat mincer!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[hippymunky12]

they should make first person shooters kinect compatable. like forza 4

[thebenagal2]

its a kinect game geoff there is no how do you play

[GmodCaboose56]

An under-appreciated game, if you ask me.

[DownAbove99]

I always kinda wanted to do it with a zombie.

[PureRandomnessness]

This game reminds me of the Stay Alive movie

[zukiezuke]

Id totally read Geoffs autobiography

[NoPRoDiGi]

Did anyone else start laughing when they freaked out about the leeches?

[MRFAMS420]

Wtf sega?!?!? So u make a new fuken game.??? I want condemed3 not diz piece of shit -=(

[noname12327]

@MRFAMS420 they dont need to cater to you. Your opinion, ONE OPINION, doesnt make a difference for their business. They are not abliged to have to do what you want

[perzi4]

@MRFAMS420 YES condemned 3 please!!!

[awesomedestroyers]

@X7Blaze7X Well the zombies were my main point but there is the hotel.

[ShadowJester717]

man i wish these guys were funny.

[awesomedestroyers]

@X7Blaze7X Well it kind of does.

[nerfmodder1236]

Friend me on ROBLOX I am nerfmodder1236

[TheMrprosyndicate]

Geoff, OMG thats the coolist name everrrrr apart from winnie the pooh

[CapnJigglypuff]

Hey, Geoff, when does your autobiography come out. I wanna read Geoff Ramsey: A Life- I Touch Things.

[CapnJigglypuff]

I wonder if Fragger is still trying to kill that demon with the chandelier.

[TheGeekMiester407]

I like to try touching things.....

[fivebythree]

Looks....... Hmm great.... Uh...

[TheRainyGamer]

Oh man I am ashamed of the push start simp sons game achievement

[604Aron]

nurse zombie has a bomb-ass body i'm not even kidding

[soulslayerBLAST]

Anyone else get the pipe layer reference thingy?

Tucker: I came here to lay some pipe, BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

[Kloketier42]

4:05 way ahead of ya

[BreakingWings]

I touched things but i didnt get the achievement...if you get what i mean...

[Generalcheetos]

This game already sucks cause of no boners

[newyoikmabsta]

What the fuck!? I need boners in my games! Fuck this!

[xXxmusicxXxist]

Nice vid

[LTmahkiller]

rage quit: this game (rise of nightmares

[Coletrain424]

"aaaaand... cu-"

[justaveiwer1]

am i the only one who laughs at the deaths..?

[JamesQuiteGipper]

y did i get an ad for a dancing banana

[colin5070]

ohhhh whats a boner?

[PoliMeim]

We're all naked? QUEER TIME :D

[PoliMeim]

Dammit...no boners?  I WANT SOME GAY STUFF!

[ilovemypeopleful]

awsome the game shuld be for normal play -_-

[shzze]

@ilovemypeopleful i think you can play it on normal and kinect not 100% sure but its what ive heard

[Linguma]

untill motion sensor games become more developed they will be in my opinion boring and gimmicky

[hipsterteeth]

Hey maybe I'll get a kinnect now! (No I won't)

[RememberReach100]

Who else thinks they need to remake Amnesia: The Dark Descent for Xbox, with more missions and updated graphics

[cozierbow19]

hey Geoff did u ever finish the dead island trailer?

[link44451]

@cozierbow19 he said he wont watch it again

[B1arg1md3d]

Geoff... for a kinect game to have boobs and bones it would have to be rated Ao.

[Khadorian31st]

the "zombie" that popped out at 3:50 leon much?

[destomip]

thumbs up if most of the zombies look like origanal resident evil guy as a zombie

[IckxApplePie]

that looks so bad

[melikecookies1000]

@cullen823 -.-

[ryskx250]

;]

bonner

[cullen823]

If only I had room for a kinect...

[melikecookies1000]

is this from frictional games?

[maxwuzhere2248]

@melikecookies1000 no frictional does more puzzle games but i see the similarity

[melikecookies1000]

@maxwuzhere2248 thanks ok! :D

[cullen823]

@melikecookies1000 No, this is a Sega game.

[specysam2310]

"I came here to lay some pipe, BOW CHIKA WOW WOW!!"

[ZeonPeon]

Is it just me, or is the zombie nurse oddly attractive... you know, for a zombie.

[dcorps]

@ZeonPeon o thank god im not alone!

[BaracudaTeam]

steampunk zombies wtf

[TehJuggalo93]

anyone else wanna do the nurse zombie...? -looks around- no? oh.... erm... me either. >.>

[TheBL00DAssassin]

@TehJuggalo93 if she didn't tried to kill me i would :3

[kiselbob]

@TehJuggalo93 well if weeee were all zombies.. sheeee'd be the right girl that iiiii put my dick in.. and it will fall off in the eend.. we'd be laughing..

okay.. enough hannah montana for today.. :D

[fenrek]

@TehJuggalo93 tounge

[thechief1997]

@TehJuggalo93 pssst between you and me man i would f*** whatever is left of her brains out

[TehJuggalo93]

@thechief1997 hehe :3

[StylinStiles11]

QUEERBAG

[XxT0kY0DrfTstYlExX]

onion

[ThoseVideoBrothers]

Pop

[DeadlyFondle]

5:12 Black Ops!

[FighterNP]

and ca.....what?

ca.what D:<

WHAT DID HE SAY

[THExINDEFIN1TE]

@FighterNP Cut ? maybe ?

[Issacnewton2900]

The zombie at 4:28 looks like a cyborg

[VintageThe]

i'm a fucking genius haha

[bomberman326]

The Craftsman Achievement Reminds me of the Zombie's in CONKER :D

[bungiepolice00]

FUCK OFF PAGE RAGE!!!

[kickzrme504]

ari gold?

[Glatorix]

At the end... nt

[ChaosDemon2124]

@sosnarfy70 that's for the wii not kinect

[TheJABcool1]

5:13 black ops?

[MigueLedN22]

6:02 nice boobs!

[TheSonicTurtles]

@MigueLedN22 is that her toung or a rubber cylinder made for pleasuring the vagina

[TheSonicTurtles]

@MigueLedN22 is that her toung or a rubber cylinder made for pleasuring the vagina

[mcurdead2004]

Lets hope they discontinue the kinect all together

[RomeinKnome44]

Can't wait too see Micheal do a Ragequit video this. Also, is it wierd that I found the zombie nurse towards the end someehat hot (minus the tounge).

[GrimesFilms]

@RomeinKnome44 ikr? xD

[raikiri23]

this looks fun. to bad im not willing to buy a Kinect for it

[privateD4L]

Bow chika bow wow

[NothingFi]

damn i was 11 when i got that achievement to

[sosnarfy70]

Cant forget about madworld. that was m rated right?

[ferbrez619]

what does it mean it does not stack??????

[ReachManA239]

4:19 "I came here to lay some pipe... BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!"

[Brickman274]

I'll be honest, this was an interesting try, fps' took a while to be incorporated into consoles so cant wait for a good fps on the kinect. master chief you've done it once, were counting on you for this.

[ArmorKingTV21]

u would think Freddy would have his own game by now, he's in Mortal Kombat yeah, but he needs his own video game o.e

[FrozenFoxy]

@ArmorKingTV21 As in Freddy Krueger? He does have his own game. The Angry Video Game Nerd is proof of that. It's hilariously awful.

[ArmorKingTV21]

@FrozenFoxy I didn't mean something that was old =_=

[FrozenFoxy]

@ArmorKingTV21 They'll probably do it soon enough since they've been doing older franchises lately. For example, Slaughter House was an old game brought into present day. Beyond that, as you said, he was in MK, so he's getting some recognition.

[ArmorKingTV21]

@FrozenFoxy yeah least people are paying attention to him...all u need is fucking jason, and u can make a movie without a fucking sequal

[xhaloownerx]

@ArmorKingTV21 Unless you count the nes game :3

[ArmorKingTV21]

@xhaloownerx lol?

[ArmorKingTV21]

u would think Freddy would have his own game by now, he's in Mortal Kombat yeah, but he needs his own video game o.e

[DrTheKay]

Awful game

[afonsanho]

6:02 humna humna humna humna BONER!!

[MegaNoah360]

@afonsanho Ha ha XD

[TheDoctor2222]

Really?

The cliched mirror thing?

Sigh....

[lgr702]

someone should make "A Serbian Film" for kinect xD

[G1RTACOS]

I got that Nice Gesture Achievement 2 years ago....Dammit Geoff you beat me at yet another game

[andrewman78]

This game would have been so much better on a controller...

[Nightshadow141]

I like the look of this game but maybe this may have worked better as an on rails game like the house of the dead and have all the motion contol put into the combat and interactivity just my opinion.

[Fightingirishajf]

"I don't think theres boners in i-"

"Not playing it"

[mshadows4life]

seems like it's difficult to walk straight and aim at stuff. other than that, looks pretty cool

[jammieboy100]

5 year old boy mum can i buy ron weasly fig mum: yes sun bye the harry potter toy boy: hehehehehehe

[Whaleswillbewhales]

I'm definitely getting this game, it looks pretty good.

[chaosmaximum]

seriously? who gives a shit about cloud gaming

[AssHat014]

this game looks horrible.

[ricoryanyuna]

thought this might actually be a decent kinect game... but it was terrible ... shows how kinect has a long way to go

[MrCamFisher]

matt and pat..they are having fun together...dodododododo Best Freinds Play Together !

[christy1234567891011]

@23ISLIFE hehehe it was a red to blue refrence

[drummerman55]

looks awful :(

[rrtt1]

Why do they think of Dead Space for the Craftsman achievement? It sounds like the Black Knight from Fable 2 to me.

[JcButay]

@rrtt1 i think why they think of dead space is because of that giant monster that stalks you and if you shoot off it's limbs it lives. but then the limbs regenerate

[matthertyler707]

@rrtt1 or the one from monty python

[anthcybo]

@rrtt1

Sounds more like the black knight from monty python to me

[rrtt1]

@anthcybo And that's where Fable 2 got it, I just referenced Fable 2 since its a video game.

[zebed3e]

@rrtt1 or maybe the black night from the holy grail!



[TheFullShrimp]

@rrtt1 You mean Monty Python's Holy Grail right? i hope so.

[TehHotRoD]

@rrtt1 Because in Dead Space, in order to kill the Necromorphs, you have to dismember them of all their limbs, otherwise they will simply get back up and try to kill you again.

[xKjcc]

@rrtt1 well dead space is known for dismemberment...

[ghostw0rld254]

@rrtt1 To me its like the Black Knight from Monty Pythons The holy grail. Its just a flesh wound lol.

[HancockYo]

@rrtt1 Monty. Python.

[JCBxSanityx]

@rrtt1 Because Dead Space is the best game for dismanterling enemies. (Bad spelling)

[Zero771]

@rrtt1 Or the Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail which is probably where Fable 2 got it from.

[TheTwitchkid]

@rrtt1 Mainly because Dead Space focused the player's entire combat strategy around enemy dismemberment :p

[XxGaMeGLItChErZxX]

@TheTwitchkid no, spongebob alantis sqarepantis

[TheTwitchkid]

@XxGaMeGLItChErZxX ...can't argue with you there, pal.

[rrtt1]

@TheTwitchkid I'm looking at this achievement wise, not game play wise :P

[miru021]

"Let's hope it's the first of many to come!" =D

[lambrari1]

No, its Chuck Norris kicking your ass

[edwardscizrhnds]

this looks scary as HALO! D: LOL

[thundertiger109]

@edwardscizrhnds Halo? scary?...

[DanMarston117]

@thundertiger109 Did you not play Halo CE? 343 Guilty Spark?

I did...when I was 7. I didn't play Halo again...for about the rest of the day anyway.

[thundertiger109]

@DanMarston117 lol :P

[Enderfiction]

@DanMarston117

It was pretty scary when I first played it. I shat bricks when I first saw the flood emerging from the ground, wanting to kill me, Master Chief..

I think my bricks actually was everywhere, so my mother and the rest of the family, including I, had to clean it up..

....

WAIT, WHAT.

[TheSweenyToad]

@DanMarston117 You played Halo CE when you were 7... So what? I played it when I was 7 years old.

[DanMarston117]

@TheSweenyToad You...cant see the joke there? Well ok then...

[TheSweenyToad]

@DanMarston117 To me, you say it was a joke. To another guy you say that you were scared of the flood crawling throung the floor blah blah. You have some explaining to do mister.

[soren329]

@TheSweenyToad yeah, you can't see the joke.

[UndeadGrunt]

@thundertiger109 Halo CE Flood,that's some scary shit.....

[miciso666]

@UndeadGrunt when u where like 6 it kinda was XD but after it wasnt at all kinda nazi zombies the first time but 5-6 games after ur like lawl :O

[UndeadGrunt]

@miciso666 Yea :D

[thundertiger109]

@UndeadGrunt lol, i am gonna buy the Halo CE anniversary game, that comes out over a few weeks :P

[IRAMONAI]

@edwardscizrhnds How is Halo scary? I mean, I understand if you said Dead Space or F.E.A.R, but Halo?

[edwardscizrhnds]

@IRAMONAI if you would have thought about my comment you would have understood it...Halo isn't scary and this isn't either. Dead Space is FREAKING SCARY.

[MrTheIgamer]

nice



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