Freemasons.. I forgot the Freemasons!

[AldanFerrox]

Yes, you really got them all in one conspiracy.

[bobbytookalook]

Freemasons? The are a mere trifle. Everyone knows it's the Stonecutters that hold the real power. All hail Homer J. Simpson!

[Hereticbooks]

How could you forget the Freemasons? How could you forget ME???!!! oops! I shouldn't be so brazen....after all, we ARE taking over the world.

[SnowWalkerPrime]

You sound quite a bit like David Icke.

[SnowWalkerPrime]

They FAKED the Moon landings??

[Hillsillverr]

To all you "naysayers"(fags), you coward pieces of human ^#%$! This world is more fucked up than you want to admit!:

/watch?v=utYcFf93Srs&feature=f­vwrel

[jesusflwr]

Believe it or not

[jaymthegenius]

DId you know that typing itanimulli (dot) com in a browser brings you to the NSA website? This is absolutely compelling evidence that someone at the NSA has a sense of humor!

[Hillsillverr]

Did JFK not get shott in the face for spilling the beans on a secret society?

Did you not hear the speach he did? Because thats your smoking gun evidence right there!

[Astrobrant2]

Thank you, AA. It all makes sense now. How could I have been so blind??

[sharpie443]

Sorry we didn't cover any of that in the last meeting at the lodge. lol

[TheMorriganLeFay]

lmfao. im glad the atheist community seems to be hitting conspiracy theorists more now. all their illuminati mason devil luciferian new age fear mongering is just right wing propaganda...

[llVlUGEN]

fucken lold

[Odashiman]

We all know that Nabiru was a lie perpetrated by the NWO as a tool to see who is paying attention. We all failed.

[TruthSurge]

1:04 LMAO! hahahhahahahaha that was the funniest one. yelling.

[GrumpSkull]

You forgot to harp on about HAARP. Of course you have been paid off to keep quiet about that.

[wolfwing1]

still more believable then the bible :> Not much more of course.

[SiriusMined]

Well played, sir.

[youngn420]

If you have ever used megaupload you might get extradited to the U.S. and fined $150k per download. If you can't pay it you get to go to a private U.S. prison and forced to work in a prison labor system. The Feds are planning on data mining the seized servers that hosted that site to indite people world wide. I just thought you should know in case you have used that site. 

[vmorgun]

Building seven was also an inside job. Some speculate it was crab people, or white supremasists linked to Islam.

[saxmanchiro]

Don't forget the controlled implosion of building #7. That is most true, Sir. Very talented explosive specialists managed to go into the building over many weeks(at night so they couldn't be detected) and plant all those wires and explosives just so, on important posts and beams. Then they waited for a bit while all hell broke loose around the building with the towers falling and such, then KABLOOEY! Controlled implosion.

[62netty]

*Sarcasm warning* You've forgotten those vaccines! They have nothing to do with casing autism. That's just a smokescreen, to hide the fact they are meant to replace our DNA with reptilian genes.

[rozeboosje]

ROFL

[MimicaXresurrected]

I get it now! This makes complete sense! lol

[nishbrown]

You may have forgot the Freemasons, but they won't forget you.

Muahahahaha!!

[bobbytookalook]

Excellent sir! Very funny! BTW my gov't has total control of my mind, but I have spectacularly good teeth & zero dental bills!

[777ren]

Yeah, what about Hollow Earth & the Yettie aka Big foot..I'm sure Big Foot is a Planet Nibiru infiltrator??

Love it Rob..Its going on my facebook..

[raythetse]

what about hollow earth? and the Bilderbergerers?

[ScentedNectar]

What about the nanotechnology that's being snuck in to control people's minds through vaccinations? :D

[PompousPreacher]

If you check out the comments of any video glorifying Saint Ron Paul, the comments section is full of those exact same conspiracy theories, but they usually involve the Jews somehow and you missed HAARP.

[Boepyne]

You missed out HAARP.

[727Phoenix]

wait- is this satire or not? knowing those blithering idiots it's hard to tell!

[explosivoification]

@727Phoenix Yes 

[lilimax555]

Thanks for the heads-up. I had no idea. ;)

[lovelittlecats]

Best ever!

[ColdSpot999]

I knew it! But then again, my tin foil hat IS a little tight.

[BandOfAtheist]

So how much did they pay you to make this propaganda video? lol! We know you're on the side of the gray's! ;) Was that the best of conspiracies 2011 vol.1? Great video Aussie.

[TalladegaTom]

Dammit. I just used my old tin foil hat for some cookies.

Guess I need another one now?

[jaymthegenius]

This Illuminati stuff also reminds me of an MMO coming out called The Secret World.

/watch?v=58HWtofahJc

There is something irredeemably vulgar about the Illuminati, the Templars have strong Christian connotations, so if I play I think I'll go with the Dragons.

[jaymthegenius]

Since Atheists cannot be Freemasons the Great Secret is either:

1.Some superstitious crap that doesn't matter.

2. We already know the Great Secret: that there are no gods and the great wisdom and enlightenment they sought was an illusion, and that the core of religion is deception.

[blackwolf1200]

You've been playing the Illuminati card game again, haven't you?

[MacNutz2]

You didn't forget the Free Masons, you are obviously in league with them. Now you've exposed yourself, clever agent of the Free Masons and the NWO. Is no one safe????

[10phoenix01]

Well I'm sold now all I need to do is add a twist of my own bullshit and I am sure I could sell a few thousand books

[NicolSD]

How could you forget the Free Masons? Shame!

[xen423]

cheers

[CanadienAtheist]

Not to mention what happened with Elvis and the Sasquatch!

[SnagTalk]

Instant classic my fellow classy man!

[KaroKoenich]

New greenscreen?

[AtheistAussie]

@KaroKoenich Just haven't used it for a while.

[steffenml]

This is bullshit. Everyone should know by now that the reason for all these conspiracies is to hide the truth - that Christianity is bullshit and that Gary, our God, the invisible pink unicorn, is our one true master. All hail Gary!

[AtheistAussie]

@steffenml Pink? HERASY! THE ONE TRUE UNICORN IS BLUE !!111ONE

[steffenml]

@AtheistAussie BLUE?? May you burn forever in the lake of boiling tagliatelle water and melted cheese with the blasphemous pastafarians! You, dear sir, are a heretic!

[LeksServices]

@AtheistAussie - Unicorn? Unicron! Everyone knows it's a giant eternal all-powerful robot! Someone just fat fingered his name and that's how unicorns came to be in the first place!

[jasonbertles]

One of those is true, but I'm not allowed to discuss which one. They're monitoring my keystrokes through RF modulation and can trace me back here if I say too much.

[AtheistAussie]

@jasonbertles Thank goodness we set up the messenger pigeons, send flossy.

[L00NGB00W]

@jasonbertles They can't detect you if you wrap your keyboard and monitor in tinfoil.

[Spinobreaker]

you forgot how aliens sunk the titanic... according to history channel... everything in history is aliens....

[Spinobreaker]

@Spinobreaker - forgot to mention, they sunk to titanic because... funny how they explained the how and not the why....

Maybe.. here we go i know, the Titanic was full of reptile people that fueled it with leprechaun tears...

oh you know what, that actauly soudns plausable, relative to the UFO nutters... frak knows what they think sunk it...

[rafalbielec]

And now we know the truth without going through hours of documentaries!

[pilgrimpater]

And Tottenham are above Arsenal in the EPL. A conspiracy is the only explanation.

[Lambieschmoo]

Yup

[Rotorzilla]

LOL!!! epic

[Ptapoo]

Legend

[rollofnickles]

LOL that bout covers it..

[Dantesonofsparda1987]

WHO COME FROM NIBIRRUUUUU!!!!

[Dantesonofsparda1987]

hell yeah!

[robdotcom71]

1 repillian freemason from Niburu dislikes this.....

[robertwlester]

LOLOL, now we know the truth, I will PM thealexjoneschannel & davidicke this video

[robertwlester]

@robertwlester don't worry a joke

[TheGlutesOfWrath]

There is so much truth in this video. Preach it, brother. PREACH IT!

[salamut2202]

You forgot about Israel's involvement with 9/11

[SuperSoylent2]

You do a fairly good impersonation of Ted Sutton.

[SuperSoylent2]

One of your Best! Laughed myself silly - then had to watch it again. Then laughed myself silly.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

Too funny. You should team up with VOODOOSIXX and SnowWalker and yall come up with some more funny shit together.