Eddie Murphy Raw Burger

[ButtNakedBlunder]

Hahaha, I wrote a speech about this for my communications course. Brilliant, just like my momma used to make. Thank you for the inspiration, Eddie.

[rluna727]

House buggers sound good!!!

[tjfreak]

Mcdonalds was an absolute way infrequent luxury for us, I know the ketchup/grease/pink dough fingerprints well ! This segment still makes e laugh

[OfficialWITS]

Whenever I do burgers like this now I call them Eddie Murphy Burgers lool

[JumpinPakFlash]

"I want McDonald's hambuurrggeerrss."

[InnerGrunge]

heeeey the fuck you guy! x] i got mcdonalds ((: eddie was awesome..

[TheLukestahhboy]

mcdonos

[sweetlove1171]

house burger! lol

i sure wish i had one of those house burgers now!

still missin u Moms :(

R.I.P.

[princessnu15]

Man....this hits home...lol I used to HATE houseburgers!!!!!! LOLOLOL I would be so upset when i would see them on the pan :( lol

[akwarian1]

Okay but, how about the burgers nowadays are just as big...LOL!

[badflamer]

i just made myself a bid ol welfare home burger and watched this while eating it. no joke. also, that kid is my kid in 20 years going "waaah, my daddy made iiit"

[michelleleawaldrop1]

god this is so true lol

[TwoCentsShow]

The Two Cents Show just uploaded a new life lesson about burgers! Czech it out!

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[Jrhollis6]

cool suit

[rarf2142]

Press ''cc'' button next to 240p, then watch the subtitles!

[hgrave23]

@rarf2142

thank you. now I want to watch every video I already love with the closed caption. :)

[MrHahahahahahahaha15]

(crying) my mama made it

[cimmeriabastardsword]

homemade onion-and-green-pepper hamburger, that is so true

everytime time I watch this I cant stop laughing

[ilovecarriefisher]

"Go get me dat big iron frying pan from under the stove, and while you're in there, I want you to go inside the fridge 'n get me da chopped meat, some green peppers and an onion, please."

"Ain't no green peppers at "McDonald's".

"I'm not makin' McDonald's. I'm makin' your mama's burger. I need some green peppers and onion, oh, and an egg, too."

"Whatchoo need eggs fow?! I want a hamburger! You're makin' them Egg McMuffins, instead!"

[ilovecarriefisher]

I can't picture a welfare hamburger at all, but could you send me a picture of it so I can see it?

[jdbankhead]

That shit ain't funny

[Toadmaster89]

I saw this on TV and man, i haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

[brianroten]

Ha ha well fare burger

[fbebeats]

Whatever, Eddie... house burgers are THE SHIT!

[Joaquin546]

that sounds pretty good

[lordjonash]

Really paints a picture, doesn't he?:)

[realhiphop087]

i would dice the onions and peppers into small bits first before i mix it in the meat...and keep the eggs seperate from it

[wtfiypaw]

eddie needs to return to stand up, for real.

[bobafettfan32]

comedy will never ever be like this again.

[BlueLeopard200]

I love my mums homemade burgers

way better than MacDonalds

[ms15732850]

@BlueLeopard200 id rather have mcdonalds than macdonalds

[BlueLeopard200]

@ms15732850

I was talking about my neighbor Mr MacDonald, he makes burgers but I prefer my mums burgers

It's a mere coincidence that I mentioned this on a video where Eddie Murphy is talking about McDonalds the restaurant

[ms15732850]

@BlueLeopard200 oh yeah my neighbor wendy makes some good burgers to... my other neighbor the colonel we call him.. a chicken wiz... my uncle arby LOVE his curly fries... my cousins albert and walter all good on the breakfast department

[doomrocker666]

I went through this.... I actually prefer my grandma's cooking than mcdonalds lol

[TheMFED84]

My grandma use to do me like this when I was 7.

[Hansoloburger]

you makin a eggmcmuffin!!!!

[MrIndeeply]

Shtttttttttt that sounds gound green pepper and onion mix into the ground beef the little boy does not know what is gound I bet that taste delicious I rather home made than McDonalds especially with wonder bread that sounds good Eddie

[WorldChampion1]

WUTCHU NEED EGGS FO?

[ButtNakedBlunder]

@WorldChampion1 So true!



[belzeebub1]

Mcdonalds should cum out with a new burger based on this skit called the 'welfare burger' with eddie murphys face on the packaging

[agape885muff]

my momma like dat

[masterdebo1]

lol my momma used to make fat pepper soggy burgers lol

[hegzia]

This is funny cause I have had this exact same burger many times I think this must be a ghetto tradition passed though the generations lol

[Meekseek]

ha haaaaaa I love him !

[MrPeachFuzz]

my mom still does that!!!

[chessdrummer]

My mother made those burgers too, but I don't remember her using any eggs.

[GoThIcNeko90]

lmao everyone whos poor goes through this shit simulord xD my grandma did this to me lmao ^^

[OneGemini225]

Lol, Dat shit is so true

[laxboy671]

this is my favorite cause i know every single fucking thing he's talking about.

[Picasso131986]

Man this is sooo hilarious b/c when you're a kid you think McDonalds is it! Till you grow up and you find out what's in Mickey Ds then you miss ma;s "big house burger" lol Now I make those same big ass burgers ma made lmao

[lpc0615]

@Picasso131986 LOL I know right my mom stil make those burgers. She been making those since I was a little kid and I'm 27 now. My brother and sister we love them they are 21 and 20. Eddie Murphy is right about those homemade burgrs.

[Dedokai32]

That's what I SAID GET DA BREAD OUT DA BREAD BOX

[jannettepurpura34]

Whats the best way to find mp3iiify to download this mp3? Someone told me to google mp3iiify.

[xxashyy]

BedderdannMcDonalds?

[zitalian2]

warlockownage go shoot some frostbolts in azroth and leave your depressing questions and smilies there too

[warlockownage]

Whats so funny?

i dont get it.

[dvem4e]

caz u SUCK ! :) its f*/*king FUNNY !:D

[spaNk1in]

@warlockownage , you for sure suck big time and have NO sense of humor

[warlockownage]

@spaNk1in look, i did not criticize this or say it wasnt good. I just wanted someone to explain it. Is it some sort of innuendo or hidden message that you are laughing at or are you just laughing at the voices, actions etc.?

[spaNk1in]

@warlockownage - innuendo? hidden message? dude quit thinkin' so much and just enjoy. I think it's funny because I can relate to everything he's saying. 2:02 - 2:40 ? If that ain't hysterical and true idk what is.

[warlockownage]

@spaNk1in Ty for explaining :-)

[hotpkt24]

@warlockownage It would probably help if you actually see the entire show (maybe u have and just don't think it's funny?)...But watching it from the middle can be comfusing...

[TheTroutPlayer]

"That don't look like no McDonald's!"

[snowbloss]

"where you get the wel-fair green pepper burger?"

LMAO!!

[Juggalo972]

LOL "What you need EGG for? You makin' an egg mcmfuffin!"

[Gman31]

Houseburger lol!

My mama used to do the same thing but it was a little better than that!

[yamnjam]

I remember listening to this w/my brothers on a cassette tape as a teenager. We cried it was so funny...and esp. since we could relate! Eddie was and is the bomb...hilarious! I never saw the "movie" until this year on DVD. We wore out those two cassettes in the 90's. Funny to this day.

[LePoteAmarcel]

he's so good at doing the kids!

[blairsingh]

HAHHAA BETTER THAN MCDONALDS???

[cha2gabandgeek]

you gonna put it on square wonder bread?

where you get that big welfare green pepper burger?

ha ha hilarious stuff! you gotta love eddie!!

[ALLEYCATZ1986]

I remember those days

[fidifu]

MY MAMA MADE IT UASHSAUHSAU awesome

[asannancy]

You gonna put it on square Wonda bread?!

[martinstatic]

Haha yeah but everyone here is right, when you're older nothing beats the taste of your ma's big ass greasy burgers...

McDonalds burgers get wrapped in paper or sometimes a little polystyrene box.

Your moms burgers need a big ass plate to support the weight, you get out forks and shit, like that's a real meal, McDonalds is like a little tasteless snack in comaparison!

Hope Eddie returns to stand up, I read an interview recently where he said he wanted to.

5 stars ~

[BloodyCape200]

"eww whered you get that big welfare green pepper burger?" haha;) classic...later on down the line most kids find out homemade burgers are wayyyyy better than mcdonalds...i say "most kids" because either their parents just flat out can't cook or...whatever. shit i used to have those onion burgers my mom would make every so often...all the food at McDonalds would never be equivalent to that tasty goodness. Great now im hungry...

[RationalDischarge]

So funny because it's true. After a few years, you grow to love those big, sloppy meatball burgers!

[DaWorst187]

Seriously, my ma makes burgers like that. Green peppers, white bread, grease, paprika and shit. That shit tasted way better than fuckin McDonalds any day......good times, good times.

[Riqsuav1]

What was da deal with brothas in the 80's wearin tight @ss leather?! lol

Good job though Eddie!!!

[bukenda]

"now go outside and play"

[ZeroMalarki]

I know exactly what he means. As a kid you always wanted McDonalds, because it had that crappy cheesy sugary taste and a toy.

Now I'll occasionally eat that crap, but I'd far rather have that greasy pepper, paprika shit!

[kobe4rings]

OMG this shit is so hilarious cuz its trueee

[reynolds2006]

WE GOT MCDONALDSSSSSSSSSSS!

[JosiahOwnz4Ever]

that is soooooo true

[roscoegino]

i'd empty by savings to see eddie do stand up again

[jkwon85]

haha the first 16secs are hilarious.MCdonaaaaaaalds!

[SimuLord]

Damn, I'm white, from the middle-class suburbs, and I know exactly what Eddie Murphy's talkin' about. It ain't just poor black people with homemade nasty green pepper and onion burgers on Wonder Bread!

[weepaul666]

True, I remember gettin that shit. I now make them myself XD

[KieshaJ55]

@SimuLord ROFL!!!

[megamanmaniac]

@SimuLord I hear ya, man!

[masterdebo1]

@SimuLord lol

[Riqsuav1]

@SimuLord yeah...when I was lil i thought my mom was the only person that made burgers like that!! green peppers and onions!! lol on that soft ass wonder bread!!

[MaStormy]

@SimuLord can i come over to your house!!LOL!!!

[Dagyo23]

@SimuLord Shut up you entitled shitheal

[gavrokk]

@Dagyo23 spelling fail

[Dagyo23]

@gavrokk What spelling error?

[gavrokk]

@Dagyo23 shitheal as opposed to shithead.

[Dagyo23]

@gavrokk Shitheal is an established insult. Look it up you dork

[gavrokk]

@Dagyo23 no, shut up.

[DraxZombie]

@SimuLord I'm from Caracas, Venezuela, AND I KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

It's like... if you don't make your own burgers to your kids, you're a failure as a human being. And you have to eat the damn thing, feeling sad and rejected, while all the cool kids are eating McDonald's, with their power rangers happy meal toys.

[epicdong]

no sound this is really funny!!!!

[ddraculdiablo]

This sis so funny.I am laughing so hard that i'm crying because I understand what he's talking about my mom makes the same burgers!!! LOL

[InchHigh73]

hahahj oh my gosh...the first time i heard this i was in tears!!!

[reddvl78]

This the best part

[Sk8xBored5]

I literally almost died from laughter the first time I watched this it was that funny...

[weepaul666]

So you actually almost died?? Surely you dont mean literally...

[Sk8xBored5]

sorry...no, I didn't meant literally...

[armaansgal]

3:11 hahahahahaha

[armaansgal]

this is like my story loooool

my mom is the same

[navajo5150]

LMFAO! I use to have to eat those big welfare green pepper house burgers when I was a kid! Never again!

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

lucky you....i never had the peppers.... xD

[YUNGACE15]

Damn True shit this is the funniest shit ever i was rollin for about 4hours straight..I mom use to make da same house burgers

[GZDaniel]

Im rellay love 2:45 its really funny !

[abriaangel]

RONTFLMAO!!!!!

[911andre]

lmaooo i cried lol

[Jim9298]

Eddie always cracks me up big time, the way he changes character voices. LMAO!

[djneilio]

godamnit bread is bread

you better bring me that bread before i slap you in the mouth!

Dont be telling me bout no wonderbread

hahaha THE FUNNIEST EVER!!!!

[falgundave]

OMG! 'Tis true... I can't stop laughing while I'm rollin all over the floor!!! "My Momma made it"

[brett4360]

u shud have spaced the title out abit 'cause it looks like it says eddie murphy raw burger like its a burger thats raw lol

[MJisKing50]

Cant wait for Beverly Hills Cop 4!!!!

[xBeacxHoney]

and you standin there with this big house burger

...ugh where you get that big welfare green pepper burger? My momma made it

ROTFLMMFAO x5 hahahah i love this guy!

[n3rmin]

He's a damn genius! :D

[nsr0802]

sounds like my momma

[cr1pt0nit3]

What you need eggs fo??

I want hamburgers.

You makin Egg McMuffins!

I'm not makin an Egg McMuffin; I don't even know what no damn Egg McMuffin is. Just get me the egg out and shut yo mouth.

[M3TR01DFANBOY]

WHAT U NEED EGGS FO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[sexipooka89]

i am dying over this lmao.

[asannancy]

big chunks, don't even chop it...that's what I said, git the bread out the bread box!

[gillieschick]

ahahaha, the theory of our childhood :)

[darkstar3x16]

Home made burgers are better than the cardboard they serve at mcdonalds in the uk

[Asger17]

aaaahh... my momma made it..

[skotlands2]

So Fun!

[electricdistortion2]

what the hell

[MrIndeeply]

Laughing my azz off HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You are making a EGG MCMUFFIN

[iDefineFresh]

"Better then McDonalds?!"

"Aint no green peppers at McDonalds!"

"What chu need eggs fo'? I want hamburger. You makin' egg mcmuffin."

[xxxxxxxxxes]

that dont look like no mcdonlds lmao

[TomValedro]

This is so true!

[babycakeslovegold]

i know rite

[vatosharpei]

You gotta admit though, that big "house burger" tastes better than anything cooked at the drive-thru. Thanks Mom!

[sushimanse]

That don't look like no McDonalds:O Haha greatest comedyshow in the history..

[killadips]

"eww where you get that big welfare green pepper burger" LMAO

[rassledassle82]

OMG...HILARIOUS!!!

[aaronl22]

My favorite comedy skit of all time!! - its funny coz its true

[hamish667]

he is fuckin funny

his new stuff is stupid

[guigas10]

3:11 is the best part kkkkkkkkkk

and the dance We GOt MACDONALDS !!!!!

[roveroog]

we've got mc donalds!!!!

[JordanTheMugwump]

Oh. God. I hate when my family makes hamburgers and puts them on sandwich bread..... *ugh*

[DaGrimReaper1989]

where you get that big ole wel fare burger from? LMAO

[nezzyphe]

LOL yea that was my fav. part too!

[AxelDemon]

this happened 2 me yesterday

[xDexteritie]

lol, that voice is hilarious

[KohakuIchigo]

" dat don't look like no mcdonalds eAe"

I lol'd XD

[bananababy619]

fuck how good are his voices

funny shitttttttt

[MichaelLover21]

He's one talented genius....he's so hilarious!

[Domartri]

I made one of those burgers the other day!

[J3LI553]

that aint no mcdonalds LOL!!!!!

[remixg2k]

welfare green pepper burger Lmao

[SelenaAndDemiLuver08]

outfit: GAY

nice comedy scetch though :3

[xRIKTERx]

it was the 80's bro...everyone was on WAAY too much coke to give a fuck...it was fly back then

[SelenaAndDemiLuver08]

ok just calm down o.o...

[TotallyUnr3al]

COLDOG IS WELFARE BURGER EATING HOMO!

[PurPinoy4Lyfe]

Welfare Burger...

[loisjvlane]

Oh my gosh SO TRUE he is my new fav!

[eksasn]

new fav? how can you´ve not seen this before?

[loisjvlane]

Erm, I don't know but I haven't!

[natsannho]

I love this - it is SO true I think I have a mother like this too. What you need eggs for?

[iDefineFresh]

Better Then McDonalds?!

Aint No Green Peppers At McDonalds.

What Chu Need Eggs For? I Want Hamburger. You Makin' Egg McMuffins.

Ew Where You Get That Big Welfare Green Pepper Burger?

Ahhh, My Momma Made It.

[REZGV]

we dont got ham6urger 6uns

we only got wonder 6read

DAS WHAT I SED GET THE 6READ OUT THE 6READ 6OX

Lol

[Browningdiva]

"Where you get that big welfare bell pepper burger from?.....AAAAAHHHHH, my momma made it :(!"

First time I heard this, I was crying....

[DADDYCREME]

ROTFLMAO I HAVENT SEEN THIS IN YEARS

[Pittoop1990]

"What you need eggs for? I want hamburger. You makin' Egg McMuffins". Hahahaha!

[thanxdoll]

Im so glad my mom's house burger was the BOMB! but my Aunt's burgers were exactly as he described. A big,red, greasy, wonder dough, meat ball burger. EEICK!

[nicolafallsbelfast]

the legend that is Eddie Murphy.... me and my friends can be seen sometimes with a hangover doing the "weeeeee got mcdonnnallllds hamburger... mcdonalllddd mcdonalllldss!" dance in the street fun times!

[chessdrummer]

You guys don't know. This skit is REAL!! I experienced that except the house burger was normal in my Chicago neighborhood. McDonald's was something you ate once a month and it was a family meal.

[jamiegibbo12345]

wen he says better than mcdonalds he sounds lke scooby doo

[Jetamain]

Roflmao!!!!

yeah he does

haha

eddie murphy's great!