Meth Song
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  • perfect ringtone

  • WTF WITH THIS BATH SALT SHIT THATS JUST TOO FUCKED UP FOR ME GET SOME SUDAFED AND WE WILL TALK OH YEAH FUCK THAT WEST COAST BUG SPRAY THATS MORE FUCKED THAN THE SALTS

  • COOKING METH TIP NEVER EVER USE WATER TO PUT OUT A METH LAB FIRE BOOBOOS TIP FOR THE DAY OTHERS WILL FOLLOW IF I GET VOTES NO SHIT IM A COOK SO THOSE IN KNOWS ITS NOT IN THE HOSE

  • Meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth :0 it's so fun to say

  • this is great, funny as shit and yet the message is still delivered, ive seen plenty of "speeders" and this is a very accurate example of how they turn out

  • TO SPUN ITS REALLY I SHAKE THE SPEED ON THE STREET OH METHAMPHEAMINE

  • That's sick and wrong

  • I DONT WORK I DONT SLEEP AND I SHAKE SPEED ON THE STEET OH METHAMPHETAMINE I DONT CARE WHAT SAY WE WILL COOK OUR SPEED ANY WAY FUCK YOU MR DEA

  • i love it --- time for cook

  • meth is bad.. but i really need to clean my room.. so ill make an acception

  • fucking hilarious.

  • LMFAO to top comment!! ooo meth!

  • This makes meth look fun...

  • Best! Song! Ever!

  • Hahahah o lawdy this song could not be any better

  • Shooting meth's the only thing that gets me to clean my room!!

  • Look at me, busy as a bee, where'd i get all this energy?? OooOOhh meth! mmmm meth! I dont sleep, and i dont eat, but i've got the cleanest house on the street! OOOooohh meth! MMM meth! Get these hairs all out of my face! Get these bugs all out of my place! One more hit NO TIME TO WASTE! OOOHHHH meth! mmmmm METH!

  • The song is very catchy.

  • Jeff Hardy's theme song

  • I DONT WORK I JUST MAKE SPEED THE BUZZ I LOVE IS ALL I NEED

  • GET RID OF THE SNAKES SO MANY SNAKES!

  • Hahaha a guy at my work was singing this the other day!!!

  • lol this is pretty funny. much better than the above the influence commercials

  • this just makes me wanna do meth, my house will be soo clean, then i can just smoke a bowl and calm down.

  • One of the only true to life anti-drug commercials. Finally, you get one right.

  • FORGET THA SONG GET THA METH ALBUM TODAY

  • If you use the opposite of everything this song says, it's a commercial describing pot

  • @skatePA10 Look at me, lazy as can be, How'd I lose all this energy? Ohhh Weed, Mmmm Weed! I'm always asleep, 'cept when I eat, I've got the filthiest hovel on my street! Ohhh weed, Mmmm weed! Let these hairs grow onto my face, But why are the bugs tap dancing in space? Now go screw off, I'm getting baked! Oooh weed, Mmmm WEED! *cough, cough*
  • @AndreNDP ahahahahahahahahaha that just made my day

  • holy shit it hink my friend is on meth his house is so clean

  • I fucking love this song. I've never tried meth but this really makes me want to try some. It's like the old Folgers commercials. Love it.

  • lolz

    

  • need to hire a meth head to clean my house.

  • LOL

  • LMFAO

  • THIS IS OUTA POCKET Y ON EARTH IS THIS ON HERE

  • oooh meth, OOOOH METH :D

  • 43 people that disliked are on meth.

    

  • I used to get in soo much trouble as a lil girl cause I'd run around singing this song LMAO my mom would say "LANA you can't sing that!!"

  • LMFAO

  • When the song ended, all I could think was "Meth, the fresh-maker!" like the old Mentos commercials.

  • @mdcombs79 wants some meth

  • I sang this as a small child, all the tike haha.

  • 76 hour energy

  • Fuck Red Bull AND it's wings! SUPER ZOOOOM!!!

  • @mso1088 The best part of waking up is METH™

  • I cry every time I see that bird...

  • hahahahhahhahahaahah

  • Whoever made this did their job. This video scares me. . .

  • @craigotropolis this is nothing.. /watch?v=v-Vw2yt-Vn8&feature=r­elated

  • @craigotropolis its supposed to

  • @craigotropolis ya know...my house is pretty dirty

  • luv to have her as a maid. thumbs up if u agree!

  • AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Floating flamingo!!!

  • This is my favorite song. Period.

  • 41 people have dirty houses

  • @fcvet my dirty house doesn't like your fat ass up in it you throw off the gravity around you.

  • I remember seeing this commercial in the 90's and I thought METH LOOKED AWESOME. I'm glad I didn't know anyone who did it, because I would have used it to keep my room clean to my mother's standards. FINALLY.

  • @abbabeffy Bravo!! i'm dying over here...LMAO!!!!

  • It's so catchy! I NEED MORE METH song.

  • I mean yeah these videos are disturbing, but meth is a special case where I think extreme propaganda is a good thing.

  • Ooo meth~ Mmm meth~

  • If the video wasn't so dark you'd think this was pro-meth...

  • Fuck Mr.clean, just smoke Meth! lmfaoooo

  • that made me want some meth

  • wait, is the song real?

  • This is true... Sadly.

  • damn i need to clean my room but i got no rocks left:((

  • hahahaha

    meth never burns the bag only in the eye

    Cut me out another rail I'm never gonna die

  • OCD MucH?

  • i don't know about the rest of you, but i really wanna try meth now!

  • mmmmmMETH!

  • I want to show this in my health class. We greatly focused on meth.

  • the very esscence of cruelty would be to tell her that she missed a spot.

  • Commercial.

  • i'm actually smoking meth right now

  • @MetalxXxMayhem

    so wired right now. i'm cleaning my house at 5am australian time hahaha

  • I could sure go for some meth right now.

  • This will forever be my most favorite song and i will sing it as they drag me to rehab! lol

  • If I just listen to this, and not watch it it makes me wanna do meth because my house is dirty as shit hahhah

  • Classic.

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  • i didn't clean as much as I did search my house for hidden camaras! I took things apart...light sockets, mirrors off walls, furniture, smoke detectors, video cameras, computers...always searching but never finding. Until rehab...I finally spotted a microphone in my counselors office used for training new counselors. I was never so happy to find a microphone and it was REAL. lol. My counselor and I still laugh about that almost 6 years later. Still clean and sober-by the grace of God!

  • i didn't clean as much as I did search my house for hidden camaras! I took things apart...light sockets, mirrors off walls, furniture, smoke detectors, video cameras, computers...always searching but never finding. Until rehab...I finally spotted a camera in my counselors office used for training new counselors. I was never so happy to find a microphone and it was REAL. lol. My counselor and I still laugh about that almost 6 years later. Still clean and sober-by the grace of God!

  • Meth seems to be a very productive drug! And to think all these years i wasted my time with weed, smdh, lol!

  • Meth: It keeps your house clean, fills you with energy, and makes you more attentive than ever about your personal hygiene.

  • Hahahahahaha das is so durch!! Thx for upload!

  • It's..... so..... catchy......

  • i loved this as a child

  • Hahahahahaha!

  • how is this anti anything??/ im all excited now!

  • How many kids saw this and though, "Hey mom! I want some meth for (insert gift-receiving holiday)!"

    Thanks for putting this up, though. It scared the crap out of me as an eight year old, but after all this time, I think I know what I'll use when I don't want to clean my apartment.

  • hurray 4 meth :P

  • theme song of my life.

  • i dont think that would make any1 not want to, it tends to make lazy ppl with dirty homes or kitchens want to take it

  • @ViperRob42 Well I have been putting off dusting.... Does anyone know where I can find some meth?

  • Friggin funny!

  • my dads a meth addict. i just found out hes been doing it his whole life. it explains alot. meth sucks balls.

  • @onetimeikilledabear how does your dad look

  • @onetimeikilledabear be grateful that u're still alive...

    most people that have that kinda dad isn't so lucky ya know...

  • Looks fun

  • i hate anti drug stuff, drugs are fun

  • best.song.ever.

  • this song is creepy

  • METH SAVED MY LIFE WHEN I KILLED MY WIFE

  • Only people who have no self love would even think of trying this shit...

  • thats some super fire..or super cut hahaha

  • This makes me wanna slam hardcore.

  • she should cut the cleaning and get to making some electronic music - i bet it'd be awesome.

  • Meth is a redneck drug i mean who the fuck is dumb enough to make something that could blow up your house let alone smoke it (let the hate comments to me commence)

  • What was the original commercial that had this 'song'? Can't think of it... help

  • Lol at people saying meth is addictive. it,s less than the nicotine in cigarette. you can stop whatever you want. it,s all in the brain.

  • @hyrael2

    this guy is right, smoking meth is a really good idea

  • @mrchucknorris no it isen't a good idea, but... it's still less addictive than hero/nicotine or stuff like that.

  • haha has anyone told oxi-clean about this girl yet?????

  • second to meth, i think this might be the most addicting thing out there.

  • 38 Users enjoy the bugs in their face.

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  • oh my god...i just shat a brick

  • I can't breathe

  • Damn!!! That shit really fuck you up...make a good ass maid:) lol

  • how stupid can you be to take meth ?! 

  • i already pick at my face and everything, if only i could clean like that wow! MMMMMMMMMMM METH

  • This is the catchiest jingle ever!

  • I don't get it.. this is anti-meth?

    STIMULANTS FOREVER!

  • yeah, I'll stick to weed. fuck that xD

  • ?// what in the fuck is this,,, drug control policy sure comes up with some funny shyt!

  • Still not clean, still not clean!

  • i took some ice at work last night and everyone was like wow ure amazing. After work i shagged my wife for 3 hours and she was like youre amazing then i cleaned the house 3 times scratched myself a bit then went back to work.

  • what the fuck am i watching

  • this spot made me to buy meth... awesome!

  • meth is an epidemic. dont try it. and if you did dont do it again. it WILL kill you.

  • @rocaho001 thank you captain dumbass

  • this song makes me wanna do it.... "nice clean house, no bugs, lots of energy"

  • I love this song lol

  • i've found a new cleaning song :D

  • @lolololoolllool I am a janitor. This stupid thing gets in my head now at work hehe.

  • meth owns

  • It's actually pretty damn catchy :)

  • wow, meth is awesome!

  • i will never do meth in my life omg it is so stupid never do it people if u try it once you'll end it never

  • : Trošičku přehnaný :D

  • its sad that the only thing I can think of is 'this song could get tweaked and end up a hit'

  • Dunno about meth, but fuck, the song is catchy !

  • they over exaggerate when it comes to this.

  • i put meth in the hole in my penis

  • @faza4237 me too

  • @faza4237

    That would be your urethra.

    You should have said you IV amp into the vain on your dick.

  • Definately not doing meth. Now, where's that weed...?

  • @Lizzilolaphobia rught here!!!lol

  • @threethirteen666 Aw, sweet! *takes*

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  • True story

  • makes me want to do meth

  • @ fros downz is your nam rob baxtrum lol

  • MMmmM Meth!

  • LAST COOKING METH TIP NEVER TRUST ANY ONE BE YOUR OWN BEST BECAUSE YOU WONT FUCK YOUR SELF and if you need me you got my #1005xxx

  • LMAO. love the dark humor. and tinsley grimes is actually pretty hot, just not in this video lol.

  • hahahahaHAHAHAHhahahahahahahah­HHAHAHAHAH

  • God damn, that bitch is nasty now. 0:14 what's with the random flamingo?

  • Haha. Oh lawd, now your just tempting me. xD

  • I DONT WORK I DONT EAT AND I MAKE THE BEST SPEED ON THE STREET OH METHAMPHETAMINE BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF THE POWDER

  • "Where'd I get all this energy?"

    Then it shows her sitting on her arse in the bathroom.

  • and she jizzed her pants at 0:25

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  • XD yhea i remember when i used meth. i was fucking paranoid. i tought my parents had a plan to murder me.. if somebody has questions ask me.

  • @poin1991 what was it like. tell me  !!

  • @poin1991 You managed to kick it? Holy crap. Respect.

  • @specialkrj

    Yhea but now i got no pleasure anymore. I most take anti depressants to feel me a littel bit beter. So i have no life anymore.

  • @poin1991 Start taking 5-HTP for serotonin and take supplements with L-Tyrosine or L-Phenylalanine with Lecithin or Choline. Neuro-PS would help a great abundance.

  • @FrosDOwnz

    Thanks for helping me. 

  • OUuHHhO METH!

  • my first time i've try this fucking shi its in my 13 years old birthday And i've go at hospital :S

  • Jigoo.