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  • I agree with most everything.

    But I liked Dinner for Schmucks.  I guess you have to have a dry sense of humor.

  • I liked Yogi Bear.

  • watchin the giants beat the shit outta the cardinals

  • hey schmoes! im a huge fan, and also, am a child movie reviewer. please like my page movie reviews 101 on facebook (the picture is the poster of shark night 3d) thanks!

  • dinner for smuchks was stupid and not funny at all and piranha 3d was a horrible film

  • zi dont know howyou guys havent heard of skyline before it came out......I knew about it in october....But it still sucked!!

  • Harloff & Ellis? I though you guys were called Kristian & Mark?

  • ok wow you're fucking retarded. first off, you people are obviously too stupid to understand piranha 3d and if you saw yogi bear, it's actually good. I went into it expecting to hate it with a girlfriend who was mad at me for having her see it and we both enjoyed it. How can you review a movie without having seen it?

  • i love dinner for fdsxfdsza

  • saw skyline in sneak preview: first thought - i havent even heard of this?!

    second thought: wtf.

  • dinner for shmucks seemed like a love or hate movie. I thought it was hysterical, but that because the humor in the movie was so obscure, and thats what I like. My friend on the other hand said he found it incredibly boring.

  • You really have bad taste.. "Cop Out" is actually funny after the 2nd or 3rd time you watch it.. and "Splice" wasn't a horror film but a drama.. you probably only watched the trailer

  • "Piranha 3D" was a great movie.. even snobby critics liked it... I don't know what your problem was.. and "From Paris with love" was a really entertaining movie... surely it doesn't belong on a "worst of" list.

  • LEGION! God, that movie was terrible! It's pretty bad when a scene that is supposed to be mega creepy makes me laugh my ass off. (SPOILER!) You know the scene where the old lady is like "Your f***ing baby's gonna burn!"? Yeah, my cousin and I couldn't breathe because we were laughing so hard.

    The Last Airbender really pissed me off because I'm a fan of the series and SOOO many things were incorrect in the film. EVERYTHING about the bending was wrong!

  • Expendables is awesome

  • hahah I remember Piranha 3D I went with my brother and his friend in a cinema in 2D! We arrive at the cinema and laughed. Seriously: it wasn't even in 3D. I was glad though, cuz all you see in that damn movie is boobs and blood. Being a straight girl, big boobs in my face is not how I wanna spend 2 hours. My brother though was pissed off about the 2D...

  • Katherine Heigl just might be the antichrist. I'm not quite sure

  • 2010 was a horrible media year for me hated all movies everyone loved (inception,true grit) hated all games everyone loved (masseffect 2 sucks red ded redemption only ok). Fuck you guys knight &day was a classic action movie bounty hunter was watchable dinner 4 schmucks was endeering and funny. Suck my dick and kiss my ass PEACE!

  • @sankarawiz that was some imprressive trolling keep it up

  • What was the ridiculous scene in splice

  • @TheBSxperience what was it? i heard their was a lot of incest in that movie so i didnt see it :/

  • @mrpoopywoopy85 EWW GOD!!! What the hell

  • @TheBSxperience sorry i thought you knew i read it wrong :P yeah thats kinda gross

  • Dinner for Shmucks sucked so bad

  • I LOVED DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS.....BUT AGREED ON EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE LIST!

  • No Vampires Suck? A REMAKE of Twilight and its off the list? Horrible film.

  • @Laughtraxx Its not a remake of twilight, its a piss take of Twilight.

  • @pathofoblivion When a spoof does the exact same plot, it is a remake. "irplane" is accually a remake of a 50's movie called "Zero Hour"

  • I've missed all of the movies on your list. I happy too!!!

  • TOPHER GRACE?

  • In January 24th one of the 12 nominees will win the Worst Picture of the year award. I'm so hoping it's The Last Airbender.

  • Yeah I actually liked Knight and Day as well.... So many bad reviews, I think I might have to go back and watch it again.

    As for the vid: Great vid guys. "I really respect 12 dollars" lol! Seriously.

    I'm honestly surprised that Legion wasn't in contention for a high (lower?) spot to number 1... but yeah Airbender was god-awful. I also think that the Airbender review is probably one of the best one's you guys put together this year.

  • I just saw "Knight and Day" today and I really liked it. With so many trash-fests this year, how can "Knight and Day" make on a ten worst list?

  • i miss the days where i couldn't decide what movie i wanted to watch, now it's like i have to wait months between good movies

  • @Nixom1334 i know what you mean

  • Thanks for this! I totally agree with The Last Airbender. I knew it had to be the stinkiest movie. I was so excited esp after prepping by watching the animated series. Total disappointment. lol

    How about the last song, valentine's day, step up 3d, twilight,? lol

  • damn harloff really doesn't like eric balfour

  • I sincerely hope that people will watch the animated series Avatar: The Last Airbender. I know the movie sucked but the source material is the complete opposite. It is great.

  • John Malkovich is probably the worst actor ever... God damn I hate him.

  • Yogi bear was NOT bad at all u need to watch the film before u tailk bad about it!

  • Solid list my friends, I loved how much hate I got when I said splice was shit. I had nerds get all scientific on me and tell me I just "didn't get it" .

  • From Paris With Love is one of those movies thats likable even though its bad it was just good fun

  • Like the list a lot. My top 3 are Vampires Suck, Dinner For Schmucks, and Legion.

  • thank god you put LAST AIRBENDER as number 1 worst movie!

  • from Paris with love is a B movie isn't it I enjoyed it I may have been drunk at the time. : )

  • I would really like to comment with my worst, but thanks to you guys I have managed to sidestep the stinkers.  Thanks guys!

  • If your a massive Jonah Hill fan then you put yourself through the torture, and even being a die hard fan, you may come to the conclusion that "hmph that was pretty dissapointing." But then again what do I know I'm just a 16year old who loves films, and all I can say is bring on the shit fest of 2011..... Thor? x)

  • 1 - Cyrus: .......Fuck You to whoever made this. The biggest ever dissapointment for me, EVER!!! If you loved Superbad, Step Brothers and Get Him To The Greek like I did, then please don't make the same mistake as I did and watch this, it's just awful. I felt suicidal just watching it, until I figured out I could use the door and walk out of the screening.

  • (or whatever's) hairy ball sack. It's a disgrace to think people actually got scared by this amateur peice if shit film making.

  • 2 - Paranormal Acitivity 2: For the first time in my life, I chose to pay the full £7.50 to watch a film at the cinema, & all I'm gonna say is that I want every motherfuckin penny back after watching this shit. This shit sucked so much it fucked, this shit fucked so much is started to suck M. Wright Shamalan( o

  • 3 - Twighlight: Eclipse: I hate Twighlight in general, and saying that, I thought this was the worst one of all. Mainly the THING I hated the most about this was Bella, and yes I say thing, because to be human you have to have emotions and characteristics. But apart from being a complete boring bitch, Bella is nothing, just like this film.

  • 5 - Edge of Darkness: Watching the trailer for this, I got the inpression that it was going to be a kick-ass Mel Gibson cop flick again, which I wanted. THE TRAiLER LIED!!! Instead all I got was 5 minutes of action, & around 2 hours of blah, blah, blah, which eventually made me Z,z,z. 4 - Iron Man 2: I hated this film mainly because Gwenneth Paltrow was such a pain in the arse, but also because the film was boring and laaaaame.

  • 7 - A Warriors Way: I wish Americans would just stay away from these films, cos they never do em' right or do them any justice( with the exception of Kill Bill). Watching this was like watching Ninja Assassin or Blood: The Last Vampire, but probably not as bad. But it's still some fake, OTT, samurai wannabe film, with bad CGI. 6 - Jonah Hex: Megan Fox, enough said.

  • For me I'd have to say my worst top 10 of 2010 were: 10 - Skyline: A really stupid & farfetch'd film that pretty much just pissed me off by the end. 9 - Salt: Angelina Jolie, enough said. 8 - Tron: Legacy: Just goes to show that you don't just need good visual effects to make a good film, you also need a good story, good action & interesting characters, something this film doesn't have. Instead, a boring money-grabber.

  • I really have to disagree with a majority of these choices

  • i hope the people who made those movies saw this video but iam sure they dont fucking care anyways

  • I'm so glad you picked The Last Airbender as your #1 worst movie of the year. I completely agree with you. As a lover of the show, I was really excited to see the movie, and as y'all said, the trailer does make you excited to see the movie... Boy, walking into the theater, seeing the cardboard cutout, we contemplated taking our pictures with it. Upon leaving the theater we looked tearfully at the pitiful, godforsaken heap of rubbish wondering how it could have gone so terribly wrong.

  • @sekto36 yes I have seen them all with the best of those being Iron Man and the worse is Spidey 2 which is atrocious

  • @sekto36 not sure what train 'wrack' you are referring to but ang lee's HULK is one of the best superhero films ever, not that that's saying much.

  • Hey did u guys forget about vampires suck? I thought that was well worth the worst of 2010 spot

  • @BAJZERTproductions dude.. i dont even consider that a movie lol. 

  • I had a choice to see Kelly Brock naked for $17 at the cineplex in Pirana 3-D or for $6 in Aug Playboy. I bought the Playboy.

  • I was SOOO excited when I hear they were making The Last Airbender movie... then I heard the M Night was doing it... not so excited anymore. Then I saw the trailers and got super excited again! Then the reviews came out, and yeah. I decided not to see and it save my money, lucky me!

  • Season of the Witch managed to squeak by 2010 but prob would be up there the list, "Nothing of the sort will happen to you..." i thought u were past this nic cage, FBI! Freeze sucker! Not the BEES! Sorry you had to even make this list fellas

  • @cls7283 Oh he will keep turning them out, he is a cartoon now.

  • Any chance that m night shyamalamananan might be struck by lightning and Chris Nolan or Zack Snyder could direct the air bender sequel? Lol

  • @tetsujin29 Unfortunately no, this movie made money so they may bring him back for a second shot at this thing

  • @schmoesknow hmm, the reason that airbender made money was because Shayamanlalan is very crafty with the trailers + there was a solid fanbase for the airbender cartoons. But most people who saw the first one share the feeling of "fool me twice, shame on me", so if the second movie does not have a new director + cast overhaul, it won't make as much money, and rightfully it shouldn't. Like Fantastic Four 2, it should just fade away...

  • @tetsujin29 Airbender lost tons of money and will not get a sequel.

  • @aragon131 it made a decent amount of money on opening weekend, enough so that it's not a "flop".  Most people got tricked into seeing it because they are fans of the cartoon.

  • @aragon131 That is not true actually, it made over 300 million worldwide with a production budget of 150, it made a lot of money unfortunately and they are making a second one.

  • @schmoesknow Holy crap you are right. Just think of all the good you can do with $150 million and they made The Last Airbender. And now they are making a second one? that's just depressing.

  • The only bad movie I saw this year was Last Airbender, the only reason was I didn't see the warnings before seeing it. My biggest disappointment of the year was Iron Man 2.

  • @ShaneBeacham I could see how it was disappointing, but would you call it shit?

  • @schmoesknow I don't know should I? LOL It didn't totally suck, but everytime Justin Hammer came onscreen I wanted to throw a rock at the screen.

  • omg thank you for putting Last Airbender as number 1

    after seening this movie i stop getting excited for trailers for big movies, because i am always thinking "What if it turns out to be the last airbender....?"

  • @animegirl506 A good mantra to live by.

  • when you talked about how Last Airbender was the worst movie yet it made so much money, it reminded me of the movie Eragon... sucky movie yet it made over double its budget. not only was it on the years list of worst movies of 2006, but it was on the list for highest grossing.

  • @taraflo94 Well I am lucky we started reviewing in 207, we missed that one

  • Oh, and P.S The Killers was such a shitty movie... Half of it didn't make sense. :/ Why was every neighbor a Bounty Hunter all of a sudden?

  • @chadster137 If you try to make sese of that turd, your head will explode.

  • I personally <3 Skyline. So did me and my friends. We thought it was intense... But I guess we are pretty young and as long as things blow up in an interesting way we'll be okay.

  • @chadster137 Ha, well if you had fun, that is all that counts.

  • Another great video guys! I agree with alot of these films being pretty damn bad,haha. I glad to see Christian had Legion high on the list, that movie sucked ass.

  • @M0VYGURU Thank you M0VY, always know you have my back.

  • @schmoesknow No problem sir! :)

  • Yeah, watched few minutes of The Last Airbender and it was so bad that I just went "why am I watching this? Why the hell am I watching this? I saw the cartoon...why would I even feel compelled to watch this? This is already pure crap and boring as hell. No special effects are gonna fix this." and then I just clicked away from the movie. Buuut I'd still say anything with Ashton Kutcher is still probably worse for me. :P

  • @DharmaTheGal I can't argue with that, now imagine Ashton Kutcher in the Last Airbender

  • @schmoesknow Oh dear lord...the horror! I would undoubtedly want to take a spoon, smash it through my skull, and wiggle it in my cranium till my brain would turn to slush and could be poured through my nose.Though the movie would probably have the power to do that by itself and I wouldn't have to bother. The point is: My brain cells would be happier on the floor, in the middle of carpet lint, right next to the popcorn and candy people have dropped.

  • Dude Piranha rocked! Everything eles yes.

  • @sekto36 Ang Lee's HULK much better

  • @sekto36 Let's hope you are right, the franchise could be tainted for a while

  • @50in2020 You listed a lot of films we haven't seen and would probably be in there if we had seen them.

  • Oh yeah, "Devil" should be up there too - cheap and unoriginal.

  • @tetsujin29 Man, you guys hated this movie, I actually dug it, looks like I am in the minority.

  • Knight and day wasn't that bad man, it was entertaining.

  • @tetsujin29 I'll go with "wasnt that bad." but I wasn't a fan.

  • @magicman205 dude you are not alone - that movie was a shit box

  • Why was The Other Guys not on your list? I'm one of the few people in the world that hated this shitty movie.

  • @magicman205 Didn't hate it as much as I thought I would.

  • "Crapfest" - one of my favorite words, and oh so useful this year. I LOVED your vid!!! Here's my top bottom 10: 10. Splice 9. Love & Other Drugs 8. Conviction 7. Sex & The City 2 6. Letters to Juliet 5. Clash of the Titans (Max's #1 of the year!) 4. The Last Airbender 3. Monsters 2. The Back-Up Plan 1. Furry Vengeance
  • @GabnDad Monsters huh? I have heard great things about this. I will have to check it out once it comes out. Thanks Gab!

  • I didn't see a single one of your worst films. Glad I didn't.

  • @Garrison64 You are lucky, go play the lottery.

  • @thecharliemorsee where is jonah hex on your list?

  • at about 5:00-6:30 mins i knew the worst movie would be Ter befor it or avatar came out i didnt like that avatar took The Last Airbender's name (ya)cause i loved the cartoon and i couldnt even sis for more than 10 mins of it thats how bad it was

    and i liked avatar woooo....(u know the good one)

  • Meh... I thought Dinner for Shmucks was OK, but personally I just havn't really liked any of Steve Carell's work this year. Im probobly in the minority right now, but I absolutely DISPISED Dispicable Me. Ugh.

    lol at the E*trade comment.

  • @Moonburst12 I liked Despicable me, curious, why did you hate it?

  • @schmoesknow Well to be honest I may have had my expectations a little TOO high for this one. I love animation but I found Despicable Me to be a bit over the top. I liked the minions, but the rest of the characters were annoying, there was almost NO character development beyond "Hey this guy is evil cause he's related to this dude", the dialouge wasn't to great either (plot was kind of creepy too if you look at it "Evil man adopts 3 little girls to do evil things" :P).

    MEGAMIND was way better.

  • i agree in everything but i actually liked cop out

  • @oox101 Well more power to you oox, I couldn't take it, felt like torture to me. But hey that is what is great about movies, we all have our tastes!

  • yep it is offical! Skyline sucked ass!

  • @lindflake It is the governor of suck ass

  • Im glad i have only seen a couple of those movies. Really funny video guys. And do you know what happened to M Night shamalamadingdong? He used to make such good films, now just good trailers :(

  • @whyruhatin He doesn't even make the trailers, companies are hired for that stuff and they really polished a turd here. M Night just bought into his own hype. The guy is so pompous it is insane.

  • I agree the last air bender was horrible, i watched it at home and by the first 15 mins me and my sister were playing tictac toe

  • @Nixom1334 Damn! That is what Ellis and I should have done in the theater!

  • Those are great lists, and i agree 100% on the last airbender. Im a huge fan of the show, and had been following the movie ever since it was announced, even before it started filming. I had such high expectations for it, and no movie has ever disappointed me this much. I was soo angry afterwards cuz It wasnt even funny bad. I felt embarrassed just watching it. i really hope m night never works on a film again (i wanted to say die, but i guess thats a little harsh).

  • @JDanteater88 We actually have a friend who did a voice in the cartoon, Mai I think? She is going to do a review with us soon.

  • I loved knight and day.

    But Katheryn Heigel and Ashton Kutcher... Most unlikeable people in the world.

    LMAO

    And i was the ONE WHO KICKED YOUR GUYS"S ASSES for making fun of adrian brody in Splice.

    LOL!

    Love ur guy's videos:D

    So fuckin funny.

  • @KalashnikovBoy94 Thanks Kalaashnikov, your vid responses are great. Guys, check out his channel, dude loves movies like all of us!

  • @schmoesknow Thanks guys :)

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    ny giants....

    Anyways, was there a Twilight movie out this year? It should automatically make the #1 worst movie every time one is released. Sex and The City, I feel for any guy that was dragged to that.

  • @DeVstatrOmga Well I feel you know what you are getting when you go see a Twilight movie, it is exactly what you think it will be and it's demographic is usually satisfied as where something like Airbender which had an audience salivating for something watchable, he just angered them and sent away any potential fans with that shitbox.

  • I'm afraid I'm gonna have to agree with Ellis on Legion. It was badly made, but it had so many things going for it that I couldn't hate it. Agree with you on From Paris with Love, aswell ; it was entertaining, but undeniable trash. Pirahna 3D was a BIG disapointment for me! Major rip-off! (and I even took my 3D glasses from a previous showing into the cinema).

    I am tempted to rent out The Last Airbender just to see how bad it is, but I'll probably regret it.

  • @welshfilmbuff Good luck, you are brave

  • @schmoesknow

    Heh, I'll keep you posted with my progress ;-)

  • nice inversion table 

  • @mhd86 He is a bad ass

  • So hard to only pick 10 out of a year of crap movies! nice list.

  • @marymoe00 It was very tough indeeed, there were tons, could have been a top 20

  • Good god, Dinner for Schmucks was probably the worst movie I saw this year.

    It was so unfunny and boring. Argh, why did you remind me about it. My mind is going to melt.

  • @T5226 Sorry, should put a WARNING sign on this video

  • Fuck you ! What was wrong with Cop Out ? Yes it was dumb but ha it's a comedy

  • @Gandalfgrey93 its a comedy thats not funny. thats whats wrong.

  • @Gandalfgrey93 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, love the "Fuck You" In my opinion it was a lazy lazy comedy and all the jokes bombed. But glad you enjoyed it!

  • @Gandalfgrey93 Whats wrong is your channel name is nutt suckin LOTR. Thats the first thing.

    Second thing is, youre trollin on the Schmoes.

    Come on down to Houston,Tx and ill ablige you with a stiff shiner for that.

    That'll be whats right son.

  • I would make a list but I haven't seen a lot of these movies(THANK GOD) because I have the good sense to filter! I'm glad you guys are here to do it for me. Thank you!

  • @CAK11891 Always welcome

  • You guys forgot Grown Ups!!!! I saw it at its midnight premiere and walked away ashamed of myself for staying through the whole thing. To get the bad taste out of my mouth, I went over to Knight and Day... Another mistake. The only good parts from that were in the trailer

  • @cha1235 Thought Grown Ups was bad but too many others worthy of the pissbomb

  • HA!

    The only thing this review was missing was the term "FLYING FART BOX" fellas.

    Other then that, dead on.

    HAPPY NEW YEARS ELLIS & HARLOFF!!!!!!!

    Mark, find you some random snatch!

    Kristian, i know youre good. :D

  • @geostillo78 Thanks Geo, we will bring back the fartbox for 2011

  • wait wheres Ellis ?

  • @PremiumHugo Right now, stranded in snow

  • I havent seen any from either of your lists. I of course dont have to see as many films as you guys and I avoid a lot of crappy looking stuff and if you gave it a bad review im steering clear :) You guys are like the jesus's of film watching, taking all the sin to save the rest of us. Anyways, bottom 10 for me arent even that bad.

    10. Iron Man 2 ,9. A Team, 8. Somewhere ,7. Machete, 6. Get him to the Greek, 5.The Expendables, 4. Predators, 3. The Karate Kid , 2. The Other Guys,1. Date Night

  • @13evilpriest13 Expendables? How dare you sir! Ha

  • @schmoesknow well I didnt see many really bad ones, and I think they messed up the potential on that one.

  • @13evilpriest13 I happen to agree with you there, not enough to rank it as a stinker because I still had fun with it but let's hope # 2 is a real throwback to the 80's/

  • @schmoesknow Yeah I hope so, Id like Van Damme and Seagal on board and them to go all out.

  • Agree with you guys 100% on Airbender! Terrrrrrible...

  • @vcramiro And that is being kind

  • I love your summation of "Killers" Kristian... XD And its Paul Bettany, he's always good. :)

    I haven't seen /any/ of these. Splice and Airbender were on my list for watching at 2AM when I had nothing better to do. That aside,

    WHERE THE HELL IS TWILIGHT IN THIS?! Mark I know you're not completely against them, but seriously Kristian! ;)

  • @MyraLaRyn1 I said it in an earlier response but I think you get exactly what is advertised in Twilight. These other crapboxes trick you into thinking that something good could come out of them (Airbender-Skyline) So this is why it is out of my list. Be happy it wasn't in Mark's top 10 Best

  • @schmoesknow Ahhh. Fair enough. :D 

  • Great list guys! I didn't expect Piranha 3D to be on you your list. I enjoyed it but that's just me!

  • @KiIlerCamera You aren't the only one Killer, a lot of people enjoyed it.

  • no way Sex and the city is NOT worse then the last airbender!

  • @Keith2800 It was harder to sit through because I prepared myself for torture with Sex and the City, with Airbender I had hopes.

  • I'd have Cop Out as my worst of the year (and it pains me since I love all of Kevin Smith's other films), with The Last Airbender and Resident Evil: Afterlife right behind. And I actually enjoyed Piranha 3-D, but I can see why others didn't.

  • @Woodshatter I respect the choice and honestly am mad at myself that I forgot it in my list. It would easily be # 3

  • Haha, loved the pause after "and he's a hit man....speechless"

  • @tkobvious It's just so STUPID!!!!

  • It's movies like these that make me feel bad for you. Even if your only obligation to us is to watch movies.

  • @buckeye91011 And we will keep doing it as long as you guys keep watching and commenting!

  • You know it's bad when Netflix puts it on instant view the minute it is released on DVD!

  • @yodasdabomb Well hopefully Netflix does this with everything in the years to come

  • Thank god I only wasted my money on two of those movies. Bounty Hunter and Sex and the city 2. Agreed Both terrible,

  • @yodasdabomb And you shouldn't have had to have done that. I feel like we are all soldiers who have endured hellacious war.

  • Ya this is definitely the year i seen the worst movies...at least 20.

  • @Akuma2unlimited There were bundles of them