Bizarre Crime - Man Arrested for Kissing Blow-up Dolls

[derbakee69]

a dollyyyyyy bitche

[IlluminatReptilian]

Somehow I knew this was going to be something that took place here in Florida. In Florida everything is illegal. They arrest people for anything and everything. Florida has got to be one of the strictest states where you can get arrested for even looking at someone the wrong way. I think FL, has the toughest laws of any state in the country. That's what I fucking HATE about Florida, and yes this is truly a waste of taxpayer dollars.Florida is a bible belt republican hang em high police state.

[Gutsyndicate]

the woman smoking the cigarette herself sounded like a street hooker, I think that guy she is with should be arrested for soliciting prostitution.

[IlluminatReptilian]

@Gutsyndicate That woman was clearly jealous of that blow up doll. She was mad that he didn't want to pay her trailer trash skank ass for sex. She was mad that he found the blow up doll much more attractive then her.

[Reverendjim1]

Too many horrible New Yorkers moved to Florida...

[BahamutElDiablo]

Breach of Peace: (n) Breach Of The Peace is the act of causing disturbance to the peaceful living of an individual or society "by" resorting to threat, physical intimidation, working with dangerous article which may inflict injury to others.

Although somewhat disturbing, the officers made a false arrest and should be held accountable.

[Armedlegally]

This case is clearly full of air.....

[wiccanmoonman]

@Armedlegally LOL

[wiccanmoonman]

@Armedlegally LOL

[chunkmanshaun]

im guessing a mega failed youtube prank vid was in the works lol

[Showinbulge]

0:16 Phyllis Shepard...Honey, ease up on the Meth for real. Pure Meth'd up trailer trash, American style.

I'd rather see a dude makin' out with a blow-up doll any day than have to see her cracked outta her mind self roaming the streets...and feeling up a john in his car (as in this case).

[HelenaVanCity]

Oh, c'mon! have a heart! The poor bastard juss can't get laid!

[tutube998]

@HelenaVanCity That is not a good reason to rape dolls. They will never be the same ! Scarred for the rest of their short life (or long life if the tow guy takes them to dinner ).

[HelenaVanCity]

@tutube998 It's so humane of you to care about these dolls! I presume you're a lawyer (or a volunteer) in some "Rape doll vistim" organization. Good cause!!

[tutube998]

@HelenaVanCity LOL. Yes! Organisation called "Hello Dolly!".Helping dolls all shapes and colors to maintain a proper level of inflation.

[HelenaVanCity]

@tutube998 Are you guys hiring?

[tutube998]

@HelenaVanCity Volunteers only! Non profit organization. Donations are used to purchase hot air.

Send money to Hellodollydotdol :)

[HelenaVanCity]

@tutube998 So, if I can't donate, can I at least volunteer? Please! I'm hopeless!

[tutube998]

@HelenaVanCity Sure! ;) Must love dolls!

[tutube998]

Touching the dolls inappropriately! LOL. Dolls have feelings too. "Blade runner" wannabe.

[HelenaVanCity]

@tutube998 "The dolls were towed away, along with the car. We don't know their fate." OMG! They were RAPED!!!

[DrTazMage]

That woman at 0:17 sounds like she's a bit jealous...

[whitehat10]

did the doll go to jail to?

[trimmytrab]

who would you knob? A blow up doll or that woman at 0:17 ? Looks well ropey.

[JoJoJordyn]

how can you touch a blowup doll inappropriately?

[SlowrThanThe2ndComin]

0:15 Oh GOD! This is shocking. Id rather be making out with a doll than Phyllis!

[MeanT241985]

Guess he just couldnt wait to get them home.

[Nagittchi]

Alton Brown?

[DannyOMAC]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOL CANT STOP FUCKING Laughing!!! Most RETARDED ARREST ever made!!!  =) =) =)

[TTheSnirk]

This one almost has us speechless ... it is funny, though, how the women actually complaining look like they would consider the dolls tough competition.

[NiMAyanami]

lol are you serious... that bitch was probably jealous she wasnt gettin no love

[WestTexMex915]

this should be submitted to failblog!! hahaha!!

[An1mePhreak]

If the dolls were real hot chicks people who stop and film instead of calling the cops

[MatchCard]

Breach of peace? LMAO!!!! The guy was probably shooting a comedy rofl.

[jmm00702]

muñeecaa system!!

[BlackFoxRs]

lol the cop was trying not to laugh his ass off i bet imagine what he told his wife when he went home

[puertoxrico551]

lmfao rofl 

[skateVA1011]

Ive live near this publix

[SuperZeitGeist1]

This white dude is a weird muthafucka but hey he asn't hurting anyone thats his business.....I mean I would rather have him fucking blow up dolls than be out here raping innocent women ya know.

[06pimpybaby]

he needs a women

[gittrr33]

Oh..... YAH!!!!

[kartracer241]

lady with cigarette funny lol\

[PuddinPr0duction]

i love how the dolls were towed away XD

[petertrast]

That was illegal??? I would think only if he was having actual sex with them in public... silly, embarrassing, and even sad, but illegal? lol....

[themeaningoflife38]

@petertrast It's fascism

[petertrast]

@themeaningoflife38 True.

[ARMman2010]

that witness with cigarette was so fking proud like she found the most wanted criminal of the year....

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

THIS JUST IN! BUDAP( Blow-up dolls are people to) activists are enraged after learning police deflated both of the molested Dolls from an earlier story.

[shot2focus]

with a face like the witch smokin the cigarette, how can you blame this guy!

[lobelito]

@shot2focus hahaeheh

[CarbonKid621]

Phyllis Shepard (The Witness), before you start criticizing someone for "having some fun" with a blow up doll. Look at yourself you fool. You look like a whore with all that make up/eye liner on. Or you have to be doing drugs. One of the two or even both! Oh yeah and of course! You're smoking.

I think I would pick the doll over the first witness. So at least I KNOW I wont get any STD's.

[xGGrubb]

ahaha "in a public place" she says that while standing infront of "publix"

[maverick39263]

a cop stoped me on the street for walking with a monster in a clear cup ..asked is that beer .. i said no officer its wisky ..he took me seriusly ..point to the story cops like throwing ppl on the ground lol and looking like an ass in the proses

[Xeygwyn]

I miss Florida.

[jdhighlander1]

my cousin has one

[Gemadi]

give the man a break, calling tha police for this shit. they have better thngs to do

[Triton88Keyz]

0;22 Look at dude's face!!! heh hehh heh

[MaxRebo120]

That woman at :16 should really NOT be smoking on the freaki'n news.

[dopemonkey4201369]

it doesnt matter, stfu

[metalschooldrill]

Since it was near border line offense the police should have used a 12 foot bullwhip and whip him off the property

[johell999]

What a waste of our good tax money.

[sandiegomitch]

@johell999 ya,, what could have been our tax money was spent on blow up dolls! outrage!!!

[wwa4tna]

hes a feak but you dont call 911 on em

[ruffzspree]

what the hell is breach of peace law? never heard of such a thing. Is that disturbing the peace? lol

[inmate4077]

He got arrested? Any people wonder why our courts are overloaded.

Seems like there's a LAW about everything these days.

[BahamutElDiablo]

@inmate4077 Government can't control the innocent. So they make laws about everything, making most everything illegal so it becomes virtually impossible for most to remain completely innocent. Free country? Ha, that would be nice.

[IlluminatReptilian]

@BahamutElDiablo EXACTLY, they are making damn near everything illegal so that the govt, can strip you of all your rights. Once you are stripped of all your rights, you can not legally own a gun, you can't vote, you can't get a decent job anywhere. America Once Land of the free, now home of fascist police state.

[unicad]

Don't leave them in the car with the windows up on such a hot day...they'll expire.

[churro5150]

indeed

[denwyl]

i think the doll looked a lot better than the first witness holding the cigarette. That bitch looked like trailer trash

[CuervoBlack06]

Listen to her accent. That's pure New Jersey trash there. lol

[DazmoTube]

well it could have been worse. he could have been pimping that poor doll.

[JaddKaizanMC]

"We don't know their fate" HAHA

[raigami]

whichever way it is, gross!

[raigami]

lol

"the dolls were towed away, along with the car. we dont know their fate."

i wonder what the florida PD is gonna do to em

[raigami]

well, florida aint very far from the South...

[MaryEWinstead1fan]

LMFAO

[FlinstoneX]

LOLOL thats jokes

[kirbyfirelemonlime]

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