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  • Actually I think he's just making a funny song about the stereotyped Catholic priests... What's everyone getting so worked up about...

  • @OldTimer16 "whispers secrets in my ear, and makes his finger disappear!!"

  • 51 priests dislike this video

  • @TheDedede01 it's called free speech and freedom of action which is why we exempt the Pope for being in the Hitler Youth all those years ago.

  • of course i know my histroy but ur making fun of it its not funny for u to make fun of that stuff boys being raped is awful but u shouldnt make fun of it im a catholic and i dont think this is rightthey will pay for their mistakes ut this song isnt right

  • @TheDedede01 Don't worry brother I'm a Catholic as well - you just have to realize that these people will pay someday, after Jesus Christ judges them and decides their fate. Please pray for people like this, for they have no other way to spend their time and waste their lives trying to bring others to their low, low level. Swearing, interestingly enough, is an equivalent to crying, which can be a sign of weakness in ways like that.

  • @cxlcitymaster This guy wastes his life getting people to laugh and feel better about lives. It's not making fun of catholics as a whole, but the single idiot priests who touch kids. The only part that should even be POSSIBLY offensive is him doing the god voice. But even that isn't mocking anything religious. So, please, before you pity someone who's very intelligent, think twice about why you're giving them pity. Good day to you sir!

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  • u need to repent as i will for all this cussing

  • ur a blasphemous bitch u know that fin fuck you jesus is good to us and sends us priests to tell us his word and this is how u thank them FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheDedede01 Do you not know history or are you just ignorant? Priest's use to rape little boys it's a fact and he's trying to lightin' it up. You don't know him he could be a priest himself or just a great man like John Lennon or Gaundi. If you don't like it don't listen to it simple as that.

  • people wouldnt write these songs if the priests stopped fucking kids

  • I am a Christian and I'm not offended. Infant I think it's hilarious. No1 should be offended by this!!

  • God/Jezus the biggest lie of human kind

  • Jesus Fucking Christ, it's just a Goddamn song. If the people who get offended by this are Christian, you will forgive him. Doesn't your book preach that? I also have one thing to add...Atheists, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Satanists, etc all have one thing in common....WE ALL BLEED RED!!!!!

  • lol is hilarious!!!!

  • Thousands of Pedophiles in red velvet.

  • deathstarsfan21 ... Yes they do.  largest pedophile ring in the world.

  • not all priests in ireland are pedophiles yi sick fuck!!! get a life!!!

  • one of the most hilarious songs ive ever heard

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  • this is pretty fucking twisted but goddamn its fucking funny

  • lmfaoo 

  • This song is Genius lmfao

  • I love you man :)

  • Even Catholics like me should laugh.

  • Hey Jon, Lucifer called. He says he's got you a reserved spot right next to his mansion.

  • @LukaTheSable You mean where all the Catholic Priests who did not keep their vows will be?

  • @jcg2466 Nope, they are on conveyor belts to a molten cesspool. :D

    Jon gets front row seating, thanks to him not being a priest, but being great in satire.

  • this guy is funny as hell

  • jesous wouldent like u more if u where catholic gay he would actully hate u but its still funny

  • omg, is this a real priest??????!!!!!!!!!! :O

  • Simply hilarious.

  • All you said is true.... you are a great songwriter!!!! Loved it!!!!! keep writing

  • great and overdue

    thanks and greatings from berlin germany.

  • That's what you get with an order of any kind that excludes marriage. That is a rule only several hundred years old. Homo child molesters are bound to show up in such an environment. ......Sounds like time for a rule change

  • fuck them LOL ur FUNNY

  • lmfao at the ending

  • This is stupid! YOU must be a sicko to write something like this. Shame on you for making fun of somthing as sexual abuse of children. You're a sick, sick, man!

  • @cccw2009 your mother

  • @hungarianhangover

    fuck you

  • @cccw2009

    just remember... we all love you :)

  • @All4GayUSA fuck u pedofile !

  • love your songs xD

  • this is brilliant i need the chords for this lol

  • This is simply hilarious.

    Truthful

    And hilarious at the same time.

    Trust me you ain't going for hell. For that.. Perhaps because in ''his" eyes your mocking the raped children indirectly. But since you were mocking the pedofiles amongst the priests. you would go straight to heaven.. At least for that.

  • GO TO HELL!

    nah just kiddin', ur awesome.

    If i had heard this a week ago, i wud of put it in my english formal speech

  • religion brought us nothing but,

    Misery ,suffering and & pain. & These socalled men of god nothing but shame, hate, & distgust.

  • its not very funny or clever but

    unfortunately so true

  • Everyone knows that rabis and protestant reverands gang fuck every sonday !!!

  • I love it only because it is so true with the Catholics lol.

  • Well now maybe the catholics secretly by all the media with laundered tax dollars, start dressing up like Jews, and doing weird stuff to kids and televising it? Would you like that you Talmud-mud?

    Google: "P2 vatican"

    Catholics give alot to the poor.

    The one's you rip off.

  • hahahahah! Great song! VOTE UP to prevent votebot attacks!

  • DUDE!! You killed one of my fav church songs!! But I love this one way more :P

  • ROFLMAO

  • thank god im a prod!!!

    bums to the wall when da priests about

  • With your voice and your presentation mayby the rabbi would like to love you...

    You know too little of the catholic tradition.

  • The only line I would change is the one about "juices on my face". For some reason, it seems a little too far compared to the other lines. Otherwise, good song!

  • lmao this is really comical stuff.

  • wow fricken hillarious! If you ever go to church you'll probably burst into flames!

  • @conceil8 guess what it didnt happen. Your false god does not listen nor answer.

  • LMAO, Awesome!

  • Oh my god, ROFLMAO! The moment I discovered this video, I shared it with everyone. Truth hurts doesn't it - you religious idiots...?

  • hell awaits...RUN! ahushuuahus...epic win man XD

  • no your not goin to hell

  • lol this is why im not catholic

  • Damn.I'm going to hell or this..but still funny.

  • I sing this to my Christian friend at school, i hate people that push their religions.. and touch kids. Lmao.

  • It funny because its true :)

  • WHAT ARE THE CHORDS :D

  • LOL BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

  • This is absolutely awful but hilarious at the same time.

  • LMAO This is class

  • LOL dude this is funny shit

  • Yay, let's all go to hell ^__^

    It'd be so much more fun.. :D

  • ROFL this is funny

  • hahahahahaha omg this song is hilarious!

  • god isn't real, its pretty obvious..

  • go do ur mom

  • all the people here that are getting angry and offended are paedofiles gtfo xD

  • lmfao great song lol

  • ROFL , XD

  • You would be going to hell if Hell existed. :]

  • Abuse in School 100 Times Worse than by Priests

    April 1, 2010

    (LifeSiteNews) Charol Shakeshaft, researcher of 2004 study prepared for the U.S. Dept of Education, "physical sexual abuse of students in schools is likely more than 100xs the abuse by priests"

    2004 study most accurate data available at this time indicates nearly 9.6% of students are targets of educator sexual misconduct

    6 credible cases of clerical sexual abuse in 2009 reported in the bishops annual audit- 65,000,000 members'

  • @StSimonOfTrent prob only because the schools don't cover it up like the church

  • Theres a statute of limitations in Public schools

    They cannot be sued by J*E*W attorneys after 90 days from incident.

    And the Public Schools shuffle around teachers like cards in Vegas, transferring from 1 district to another.

    The School Union is extremely powerful.

    You talk out of your behind...Get your facts straight.

  • @NissElbon well it doesnt exist so hes safe :D

  • 64% of all pedophiles are married. Why don't people talk about all the married people out there who are abusing kids?

  • Because they don't have a vast, powerful, rich organization intentionally covering up their activities.

  • At least not in this possible world.

  • Brilliant

  • good song lmao

  • ughhh but so funny you fucking rock jonathan

  • been done to death. but i definitely love the line of thinking. keep up the good work.

  • ..... and makes his finger disappear Rofl

  • It's time for parents to take responsibility for their children and stop sacrificing them on the alter of Catholicism to a bunch of sex demented sickos that are unscripturally forbidden to be married. The entire priesthood is inherently corrupted because of the Vatican's unscriptural rules on celibacy. Nearly half of the priesthood may be homosexual.

  • Loser you are confusing homosexuals with pedophiles! A Royal Commission into pedophillia in Sydney noted that 90% of pedophiles were heterosexual men. Get your facts straight before you go spouting your mouth off with ignorant rhetoric.

  • The video is talking about Priests in the Catholic Church...stick to the subject please...Btw I would happen to think that the pedo thing is MUCH greater in the Homo community...its just that the Liberal media never reports on those things.

  • I AM sticking to exactly what you wrote loser. You would happen to think..? Facts obviously never enter into your arguments. Fantasy is what you believe. You believe in a book which contradicts itself and you believe in a god who hates. No wonder you are so screwed. You know nothing and you still spout that foul mouth of your off.

  • LOL...Loser? Youre the homosexual not me.

  • Is that the best you could come up with. Still no facts to support your view. Yes I'm gay but I'm most certainly not a loser. I dont go around hating people because their genetic make up is different to mine. You must have a very sad life being so bitter and ignorant.

  • This the best!!!!!

  • keep it up dude your the best. you should come to new zealand we would all love to come to ur venues

  • hahaha dude I can't get enough of your shit, your hilarious!

  • im catholic and i thit that this is so true...

    very funny ;)

  • Hi there Jonathan Fin nice message you show it in a little bit Hilarious but that's the reality even some less educated person knows this stuffs are really going on in some churches i don't know what your religion is but i do respect catholic i just don't respect pedophile

    PEACE to you by aidal

  • thats not funni u makin fun of GOd and jesus. im catholic and thats not funni

  • Please stay off the internets. You're an embarrassment to the human race.

  • so am i but the thing is it funny so i fink you should just do one

  • wow ur catholic would you put on a preist outfit and show me what its like to be catholic considering im not gay otherwise i would ask a guy to hell with it wanna fuck in your church haha thats respecting god fuck in his home then repent your sins haha

  • This is awesome! I come from a Catholic home and yeah...hilarious stuff. It's shitty that you got banned from venues. People just need to learn to laugh at shit.

  • eyah you got it right!!!!! i h8 religeon, its so retarded i dont care who im offending, i was raised catholic and im 14. I chose to question the beleifs taht i was raised on becasue they amke no sence at all. Keep it up man!!!!!

  • oh my god i need that on my ipod... ur my new favorite artist :D

  • funny that you cant play this in some places. are they as upset about the victims of catholic rape? do they protest catholocism? and before i get the tired argument of you cant blame the church routine, it was the church with an active program to protect these priests and cover up any scandal, so... f u. i see it as nothing short of censorship for not allo0wing you to play this song.

  • Oh I LOVE the Chilli Cooking episode!! LOL I think that's my favorite too!

  • THATS WHAT THE RETREATS ARE FOR!

  • jonathan tha bomb !! :D

  • omg that was sooooooooooooo funny {{DEAD}}{{X_X}} i love it again!!!!! now all of us... my priest love me yes i know..... lol jk =p

  • this song is a laugh it dosnet matter bout the religion im a catholic and realy dont care at all.....ITS FUNNY SO WHAT AHA

  • LMFAO!!!! XD I used to be Catholic but this song describes why i'm not really catholic anymore. Our priest was creeping me out so i left before it could get any weirder. XD LOVEEEEE THIS!!!

  • trying to get my videos noticed

  • Great song. Keep it up.

  • :D Awesome :)

  • this is so funny. almost as funny as the survivor man spoof.

  • It's all so sadly true. The catholic church is run by a bunch of scammers, liars and hypocrites.

  • This is so bad, but I can't help but laugh when I watch this.

  • loooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • Marry me. For seriously.

  • I'm pretty sure he's already married.

  • And there goes my life goal.

  • lol

  • lmao! i love it!

  • Does anyone know where you can get this for your ipod? i love this song!!! haha

  • you can buy this off his website

  • I dont want to buy it though lol

  • did you even read that last dude's comment? He said Jewish RABBIS. dumbass.

    they're forbidden to marry, one of the few religious leaders who are.

    research this bullshit, retard.

  • ur going to hell but you'l be laughing...

  • dude hilarious!!

  • I think before people condemn the whole Catholic priest population - the number of molesters is FEW, look more to the JEWISH RABBI's .. NOW THERE IS a SUBSTANTIAL amount of molesters there, but since JEWS own the media, you won't see much on the news. I was a very good looking kid, not once did a PRIEST ever try anything. The whole "priest molester scandal" is way exaggerated!

  • Jon YOU ROCK. And for all the losers stealing your vids and posting on their channel, DO YOUR OWN HARD WORK!!!!!

  • funny and true

  • fuking hillerious

  • That is fecking sick, but goddamn hilarious! :P

  • omfg ats fukin funny

  • LOLLLLL

  • Lol that is so funny

  • Stuck in my head now i caught myself humming it at school lol.

  • i love jonathan fin but this song pushes the blaphemy line a little.

  • wtf :P terrible

  • Lmao :) This isnt my acc im just signed on it, but im catholic and yet i find this funny, as long as you're joking i dont find it offensive :) Though I probably should ;D

  • rofl

  • sounds like someone from celtic football club

  • This song would be even funnier if it was performed by a boys choir. I wish I could write lyrics this good.

  • Its G and C and then the "love between a boy and man" goes D C B A G I think. Im not sure about the fill but it ends on G. Play around with the root notes on the fretboard until you find it.

  • fiting song for the #1 molester faith, funny :D

  • gods not real we were made my aliens

  • lol!! i think im going to hell for watching this xDD

    I am catholic, and this is kinda funny

    xD

  • Lack of freedom of speech has alot to do with communism. He says he was banned from venues for playing that. so mind your business and go play ping pong or jenga.

  • Lack of freedom of speech has alot to do with communism. He says he was banned from venues for playing that. so mind your business and go play ping pong or jenga.

  • banned from venues For playing this? where are you playing gigs at? nambla? people cant take jokes this country is turning communist this just proves it.

  • ...communism has nothing to do with that at all.

  • 5 points from the people of Bulgaria