SantagatoTV! - That Ain't Cute

[nmutua11]

i hate it when girls put feathers in their hair 2

[nmutua11]

thank gohd he talked about the animal print thing im a girl and i HATE ANIMAL PRINT its ugly as fuck

[nmutua11]

the makeup thing is the same as bras

[FOBLOVERRRR]

Now I don't feel so weird for not wearing make up. I think the same way; make up is like false advertising. I've seen what the miracles of make up can do and it's scary. They won't get to see the true you.

I laughed at all of these points because I have THE SAME opinions on these fads...and I'm a girl

[hilaryy123]

It's easy to say girls don't need make up, but we do. Media made us an image that we forever try to live up to. We learn about it from when we're really young and thrive on trying to fit that 'perfect' image through our whole life. Yeah too much make up is gross and scary, but enough to even a skin tone or make your eyes lashes a little darker goes a long way. & @crystalcastles100 is right. Those guys that say girls don't need it, usually are the ones too cocky to talk to 'natural' girls.

[ashleymoriahh]

What about hair extensions? They cute?

[VanitieGrace]

Why do you look like my husband Shia LaBeouf ?

[Bumstany]

when asian girls dye their BLACK hair blonde...

[PurpleMonkey10810]

Joe Santagato, Come live where i live. . . you will understand for the sweatpants, uggs, tank top, mittens, and sunglasses. we all four seasons in one day.

[GirlGatorxo]

Joe Santagato, will you marry me? <33

[yamawut]

Is that a hicky on his neck??! Hahaha

[xxxL1LHUNTxxx]

whats the intro song called??

[lexmw]

your eyes are beautiful.

[2legacy]

the high thigh boots.....bitches need to stop that shit

[BlondeBabyDork08]

I have platinum blonde hair :(

[bbadbitchh]

SO TRUE OMG

[PiratesLaxFlow]

"Bitch you look like the rainbow fish" that was so hilarious

[Mary13yearsold]

uggs

[bbadbitchh]

@Mary13yearsold fucking yes omg i hate those overpriced itchy boots

[debfigs]

his camera is some serious HD. dam. love it

[YeseniaVee92]

Hello(:

I love you-3

[mzzjuicy93]

keep pressing 2 and six lmao!

[katekatekaaate]

good lord i think i'm in love

[fsskater13]

i love youuu omggg <3 finally a guy who thinks makeup isnt needed i bearly wear it and when i do its only for skating competitions, partys etc seriously u dont need makeup on a regular basis i only wear lipgloss and a bit of eyeliner but i keep it natural so thx for adressing that! :)

[ducavzla]

@fsskater13 should be that in united stated every girl have to have makeup or wth? i'm from venezuela and i know a thousands guys that maybe they're gonna say ''you don't need to have makeup sweety cuz you're beautiful just being natural''

[tesiisponed]

hahahahhahaha the rainbow fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Vampresca]

some girls need it....MOST girls need it lol...cause everyone IS NOT naturally beautiful...obviously..... but I do think that Pretty girls should wear it too!....I mean ofcourse too much makeup is disgusting....but I do not think everyone is naturally beautiful.....GOD no. lol

[crystalcastles100]

guys always say shit like "you don't need make up, you're beautiful naturally, just the way you are, etc etc" but the same guys probably sit at home with their mates and make fun of girls that are not too easy on the eye ... the same guys probably wouldn't go for these 'natural' girls. its like that stupid bruno mars video for 'just the way you are' - the girl in it is a fucking model. is that meant to make girls feel better? OF COURSE shes perfect just the way she is.

[iSAiAHzM0My]

LMAO !! 😂

[MajaMarks]

omfg.... giant FUZZY boots, and short shorts so that their asses are hangin out the back.. and like winter coats.... wtf O.o

[zepy7z4lyf]

you know what's cute? YOU!

[Emilybieber4life]

with your oompalumpa looking ass

[WWWLDLD]

3:44....HAHAHAHA

[ch3fsteph]

When you wear black your eyes CRAZY POP!!! So Cute

[kenngirl12]

Hahaha your face isn't an etchasketch (how do you even spell that?!?!)

[itbesari]

laaaawls, i know a guy who wore feathers in his hair, ultra gaaay

[CatherineFbaby18]

you should make a video about canadians ;)

[sup3rh3r02]

uggs with shorts!!!!!!!! i hate.

[sup3rh3r02]

"Girls... you're beautiful just the way you are..." <3

[Tara2127]

Im so happy none of these are me. :D

[leoandpao]

The only thing Ive done is the feather in my hair :/ so i guess im not that bad lmao!

[sotosofly]

bitch you look like the rainbow fish!

[MissWhoozDatCHick]

THE HUGE ASS BUN ON THE TOP OF PPL's HEADS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE PAST LIKE WTF!!!!!

[yeahtellitagain]

thumbs up if your a girl that has never done any of those things

[dardar102697]

man, i miss the rainbow fish :')

[LoDancer666]

excuse me but you do your eyebrows, and you said that you liked Kim Kardashian who probably wears more make up than anyone on tv combined

[xoxodance996]

Im a girl but i hate when girls tuck their pants into their socks like wtf?

[SomethinLikeCourtney]

SantagatoTv, keep it real:)

[xHiddenSmiles]

I love you rip the shit in to make up, then make girls feel really beautiful.

[Caro101Pie]

Ahhhhhhh u so get me im a girl and i gues im much of a tomboy but yea i hate alll of those girls u just described

[eks1125]

Feather extensions are sooooo cute

[tootsiepoppin]

ohhh myyy godddd you mentioned the rainbow fish. and i thought i couldn't love you anymore than i do, and then you go and do that. goddamn

[stormthief77]

the feather is the only thing thats cool!!!!<3

[Corneliusthegreatman]

Lmfao about the feather i saw that all the time ahahahaahahahahaha

[natalinethehyegurl]

His eyes are so captivating in this video :O

[missafricanjewel]

I draw on some of my eyebrows and they looks good xD

[imm334]

Gosh, i love you

[glitzitup123]

:( i have a pink feather lmfao i took it out tho :) your vids rock!!

[Fullmetal1890P]

I think you're forgetting, but women can do these things because WE ARE WOMEN AND WE RULE THE WORLD with our hotness, thanks to makeup

[MissNikkiebby]

This is the Funniest thing EVER.

[jg12sc82]

Thank you!!!! I am a girl and i believe makeup is so unecessary :p

[9GaggerMaydi]

there's a limit on makeup...but too much..well, you'll look like as if you've just got gang banged by Crayola !

[ihavethestuff315]

what was that SONG!

[vroxs3]

fuck man it's pretty effin late and i'm laughing my ass off thank you for being so effin funny XD

[lilsumthin127]

you remind me of vinny from jersey shore haha

[Bubblesz372]

You should do an episode about what u think babies do or think

[chichi5078]

omg everything is sooo true :) and you made me laugh like crazy :) well im guna go watch more videos of you!

[freshj3rk]

all this sht is sooo true

[Fuzzyfeelin]

too much of one animal. my hallmates are going to think i'm insane

[cottoncandy9595]

LMFAAOO i love this, i know so many girls tht do this its ridculous. Walk into my school and it looks like a circus. I love when he's like "If your face is a different colour than your neck, you're wearing to much makeup" and the thing about white lipgloss is true, the sluts that i know where white lipgloss constantly.

[anthonyboss1000]

for the people that doent know the song in the beging is 100 hunnits for wale

[angela829]

6:24 and pause :D

[emila23169]

omg thank you, this is so true!!!!



[SuperChinadoll3]

you look like channing tatum! ...score, hes fucking hotttt

[MsBeirutsi]

I love that he doesn't like makeup :D one of the best mentalities a guy can have!

[mybeaubella]

I...I wanna look like gandalf

[kkkristyxo]

can i marry you?

[JBCTBL]

Hilarious dude, but yea the whole makeup thing, guys just gotta accept it! Dont tell me u never hit on girls who wear makeup, of course you do!!!!! lol

Girls he has a point though, keep it simple!!!! :D 

[MsVicky915]

that last photo of him in the blue is amazing <3

[sdonofrio2]

OMG THE RAINBOW FISH AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[alyssa101b]

i dont really think hes saying not to wear makeup at all

just dont cake face it ... cause that looks nasty.

[honeydiip101]

you look like vinney from jersey shore!

[MsVicky915]

you are the first guy I've evey heard say we are beautiful the way we are except for Bruno Mars:)

[Comeatmebro279]

I'm a Girl and I don't do any of those things I exactly have the same opinion specially to make up :) marry me -3

[849lookatme]

i like ure picture at the end.

[rainbowmonkeys1398]

Marry me?? <3 <3

[Aniko1011]

were you saying something? i couldn't hear you i was staring at this sexy guy over here O.O

[TheBestThereIs1100]

Joe ur freaking hilarious, and you look like Channing Tatum and Vinny from Jersey Shore

[ckailianu]

I thought the single holographic scale was cool, too...

[YourMomDoesntLoveYou]

Rainbow fish is an amazing book just saying

[nicole845bby]

girls who dress way to inappropriately

[valerieistoocute]

OOMG. this made me cry:/

I LOVE YOU JOE SANTAGATO!

MARRY ME.

[FitchLover730]

<3 love <3

[xnairyx]

i am soooo proud to say i don't do a SINGLE thing that you mentioned in this video.. and i have a boyfriend :') SCOREEEEE

[littlebloodsuckerJ93]

girls who have faces clear as a bell and they cover the crap out of it are seriously fucked in the head. I DON'T UNDERSTANDDD... YOU HAVE A PERFECT FACE IN THE FIRST PLACE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? most girls need make up coz it makes them self conscious especially if they have acne marks and shit. other than that you are like 238949% right about this ahahah

[IMayBeADreamer5]

You serouisly make me laugh so hard, oh! and i agree with you about the rainbow fish, that was my favorite part :)

[unreachable102]

why is one of your featured videos lamas with hats? lmfao

[FromTheAshesWeRiot]

your right about the lipstick thing

[MusicToMyEars10122]

girls wear make up cuz otherwise their face is naked.

DRESS IT UP.

[matanshafadov]

I actually agree with you so much about makeup, societies view point really ruined the meaning of true beauty and i bet I'm not the only guy wishing that it was back. /:

[anthonyboss1000]

whats the song in the beginig

[danzergirl1996]

what girls do you know.......cuz most girls i know dont wear this shit.

[KenyaFlyMarie]

@1:40 awww...

[speedyashy]

"every girl wanna be a fuckin peacock now" lolol

[JellyandRix3]

when girls wear fucking leggings as pants. No.. just no. that's not cute. jeans are pants. wear pants to school. i don't need to see your fat and your underwear sticking out every time you get up and walk around.

[DJAriGold]

this every girl on staten island

[candyyycanesz]

I hate girls in general

[KimDjasmin]

Im a lesbian but I would turn straight for this guy.

[katieeexo16]

awwwwwwww

[Converse251]

Your eyes are sooo pretty :DD You just got a new subscriber :) SantagatoTV <3 I love your videos, the funniest thing i have ever seen

[haileyceexo]

you just described staten island girls.... lol

[AwmgProduction]

I like uggs xD

[xxxErikaxxxLynnxxx]

Yeah uggs are overated

[rothberg1209]

i hate uggs and duck faces

[tashnique16]

i hate when girls dont wear panties, because of whatever reason, maybe she dont like panty lines. if a girl has on a short dress or skirt and she got on no panties, dont let her get in your car or sit on your furniture, cuz us girls we excrete juices all the time, and that shit smells

[makeupmogul333]

well, if your face is a different color than your neck, then you are a awful makeup person and should watch some tutorials on it.

[MariamMeliksetian]

This is sweet :]]

[Cinder53E]

hate the gadges in peoples ears that are so big you can fit a soda can through them.

[sarastartv1]

your so cute!

[emily1331hp]

i know the holographic scale you're talking about!!!! :D

[kissa2133]

shit you are hot and smart in one love u

[xsmilewhenithurtsx]

i shit in my pants.

etch a sketch.

and I'm a girl.

whats with the fake eyebrows i have like a spazim when i see that.

i wear makeup but not that glitter gold on my eyes.

thatshitcray.

I'm already tan-white but really girls don't need to look like freakin casper to aunt jemima (in another santagato vid)

[94nely]

omg im like the only girl that HATES those gladiator sandals! its like a strap fest going on, it just looks too damn werid!

[mimi041396]

Im A Girl & I Hate That Stuff That You Said Was Not Cute , It's Like Why ?

[lady19954]

what's the song in the beginning?

[PuTiTOnTheRim]

What song is that in the begining?

[dvhotti2]

"shit stain on my shit" actually made me lol :p

[MMBD137]

GIRLS WHO DRESS LIKE GUYS .

LIKE WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE WITH A GIRL WHO DRESSES LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT HAND MAN ? LIKE NO -_-

[souljalarette]

@MMBD137 what about the guys who wear skinny jeans :\ ewww lool

[TheWhatoh]

hah is there anything you DO like about girls?

[SheScreamSupreme]

what song is playing in the beginning ?

[iloveyouparamore09]

Tbh, a little makeup is okay...but cake face ain't cute. Just saying

[JaimeL93]

girls fall for guys based on what they have, guys fall for girls based on how they look. Thats why guys lie and girls wear makeup

[ohlalacupcake]

"witcha oompaloompa looking ass" LMFAO

dyyyiing.

[DaniellePeaceOut]

You are very helpful to us girls...thanks xD

[sexykeyla123]

i love him 1:37

[SmileyCentral411]

It's funny cause the girls saying shit like," oh I'm not like the girls today and I go natural probably need all the makeup they can get that bugs me the most when ugly ass bitches say, " I go natural mean while they are looking UGLY as fuck like damn bitch you could use some ! SMH & all those girls omg your so cute/hot/sexy etc.etc. stfu please thankyou . =)

[SmileyCentral411]

OH you dont know fashion okay ?!

No i dont know fashion, but i do know hercules wore the same fucking shit! LMAO.

[christinamarie1027]

i agree with most of this video....except for the feather lmao its an 80s thing and lets face it, the 80s are coming back with a vengance. I have only 1 feather but its a clip so i can chose when or when not to wear it. but everything else i agreed with! I saw a bleach blonde chick at the mall yesterday and no joke this chick was ORANGE! i was disgusted...

and those sandals you were talking about are called gladiators i dont care for them but i guess its the "style" haha

[ucouldbemyprince]

roflmaooooo! I agree with 98% of what you said

[vanillalovex]

with your oompa loompa lookin ass !

[Lilithsdaughter15]

agree with all of that lol. btw can you like just take off your shirt? you are as hott as fuck, seriously.

[gjovalin21]

were is the grama rotfll



[MariathePandaLover]

The 9 weathers thing occurs in Houston, Tx. We go from 50degrees in the morning to 90degrees in the afternoon and back to 30 degrees at night. Just sayin its possible..

[MultiCutieBrittany]

Lmfaooo, Oh My Goshh, I Wouldd Marry This Guy Ina Heartbeatt (: <3

[eminemforlifee]

lmfao

[razzberryluvr64]

haha if she's had 8 dicks in that week before its even started..i would question if the white stuff all over her lips is even lipstick.

[doubletheduckk]

Girls wear make-up because guys wouldn't notice them if they didn't. Honestly, why do you think it's the girls that wear make-up get more attention than those who don't. How would a girl who's a "three" score a guy who is a "seven" without catching his attention because she isn't wearing makeup. :( That guy will just walk right past her.

[guitargamer1228]

@doubletheduckk so....... then that means your looking for the wrong guys

[kaylove415]

i hate those feathers too! love the video, fucking hilarious! :)

[boomxluanna]

this is fucking halarious

[nikkichicky54]

Come to Melbourne, Australia.. We have weather EXACTLY as you described it!

[IsaacLimFilms]

the weather thing that you described can happen in australia. jesus its rained its hailed and its been hot as fuck. all in one day.

[ashuvini3]

uggs should freaking be in this vid

[L3GTxGaming]

nice line up dude...... lol

[11thepab]

my daww joe with a hickie on his neck

[htownqueen]

lmao. i think this is the funniest video you've made.

[minely5885]

I'm sorry but NO, without that make up... most girls you guys like, you wouldn't like OK.. if a girl is a 3 without make up you would never give her the time of day don't lie, so honestly... i don't agree with the make up part..

[buttercup10122]

thank you are my kinda guy girls need to hear this, its fuckin annoying what girls where at school

[serenitypeace979]

omgg ur funny lol u say wat most guys are afraid to say lol but some of the things u say are tru lol but great video ur funny

[sweet350zh]

anyone know the name of the song at the beginning?

[7290YeeahBUDDY]

"With your umpalumpa lookin' ass"

I love the way he said it 

[acornkays]

you're HILARIOUS.

[rena12378]

i love u ur sooooo cute!!! <3

[7290YeeahBUDDY]

They way he talks.. *I'm in love*

[DanielsRhea]

with all those clothes..shes dressing for toronto weather.no lie, the weather is fucking bipoloar over here.

[korrtt]

I think I'm in love with this kid.

[rainbowpassionfruit]

"You look like Gandalf from Lord Of The Rings"

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[crashtestdummii]

I love this hahahaha

[Barcafanatic1]

Btw you kiiiinda look Arab.

[rockedsocks]

The fucking feather extensions. One of my friends told me Ke$ha and Mick Jagger had feather extensions, so it was ok. And I'm just like..."You're basing your fashion sense off THEM?"