YouTube Poop - King's Quest For Loli (Redo)

[dusthillguy]

Hmm....Hmm hmm... WOOAAAH

[cardboardwalk]

I still love this one. One problem though WHERES CHIYO?!!

[xWhatTheBOOMx]

geez, how come all your vids give me an ear rape?

[SableOrpheon]

LOlololol: "Zelda, after you have scrubbed my cum, THEN we can talk about incest" XD

[Ledgendveemon]

why the hell is there disturbed music in this?

[RoywoodNoKiwami]

Lol, Rhapsody is fap music.

[Deblano]

Zelda will have to do a lot of scrubbing.........

[seriouslyWeird]

what

[spartin413]

LOL at 0:47

[CollisionCat]

Your majesty, I have come to molest Link!

Link, suck his dick!

No, fuck you!

It is written: I'm horny for Link!

Too fucking bad!

Fine, I'll go...

[Lebon19]

EAR RAPE

[Nazeem38]

A year later, this poop is still amazing.

[Crimsonfur]

Haruhi is what all true warriors strive for.

[TomQuoVadis]

I can't tell which is more disturbing: the fact that lolicon exists or the fact that so many people seem to be in favor of it.

[PokemonSpoofingINC]

1:24-1:34 music to my ears

[GreentheGunstar]

1:59

XDDDD 5/5

[GreentheGunstar]

0:55

D8>

[DekuLink7]

Thanks for the ear rape. -_-

[1xXTriviumXx1]

ROFL

[CameronsLuv]

hahaha xD

[drgrough]

OMG! I have to say the loud noises really just messed up my good thoughts about this! I'm used to only a few in a youtube poop! X L

[Jaiso]

The King's YES was epic. That and good use of ear rape. :P

[emeraldthechao174]

Pause at 00:43 ._.

[RogdorsShit]

Could you, please, turn 1:24 through 1:34 into a whole video? I laughed so hard at that.

[DarthClam]

HAHAHAHA I fucking spit on my computer this shit was so funny

[Poot94]

It was awesome, but enough with the ear raping. It's annoying.

[ParadoxNG]

ear rape is the best part

[bfe456]

That was one hell of a fap.

[RRWcomicsboy]

Is dat sum Emerald Sword?

[RogdorsShit]

Daymn straight it is

[MetalMilovid]

too fuckin loud, but fuckin hilarious!

[1kingclover]

Oh lawd dualscreen, I'll still laugh at this every time.

[Omegaknuckles]

Since when is Haruhi Lolicon?

[DualScreen77]

What the King says goes.

[Omegaknuckles]

If Haruhi is loli then Link is shota

[DualScreen77]

Actually, 1:06 through 1:22 is a clip from an old uncompleted YouTube Poop. I just found that and said "Hey, I'll place it in this video!"

[Omegaknuckles]

Hmm, Yeah that does make sense then.

[Stynkkeli]

Fuck! That was one dirty poop!

[rovdjuret1]

as long as yu have 19.99

Haha didnt expect that

[Chewbacca1928]

AHAHA great Poop!!

1:24  ----> Rhapsody of Fire!! Yeah!!

[MadnessJeff]

i just kizzed lol u got to be kidding

[Glettso]

Made of 100% pure WIN!

[mdrums821]

the fapping part was absolutely hilarious

[GoWeegee]

But the cool thing is how you made the king say haruhi and fap.

[GoWeegee]

0:43 those two look familiar >_>

[DualScreen77]

Watch my video called "Tsukasa Takes One For The Team"... it should ring some bells.

[CidTheNinja]

They're all wrong, Mikuru is the best.

[lukystarrrr]

One of the best poop's I have ever seen, I havent laughed that hard in a while.

[devilluigi]

★★★★★ Nice video!!!!!!!

[ruphia]

After you finish scrubbing my cum then we can talk about incest

I AM LOLling. Oh my fucking god.

[T3sbestplayer]

This poop nearly made me piss myself, good job!

[jokemasterslifer]

Before anyone comments on it again, loli/lolicon is hentai with characters under 18. Take the Story of Little Monica for example, now, GOOD DAY SIR!

[Inestroo]

is that emerald sword at 1:24?

[DualScreen77]

Correct.

[Inestroo]

excellent

[JakkHack]

I love you.

[froterons]

incest.

[dusthillguy]

Ear-rape can be hilarious if it's not too harsh, but in this video the difference in volume between the normal parts and the distorted parts is too great. Otherwise, hilarious.

[DabilahroNinja]

I'm going to pistol-whip you!

[DirtyPotterOfficial]

vote zero on ear rape

[JakeSteel0121]

Great sentence mix, but too much ear rape for me.

[MilesThePangolin]

I aspire to this

[MrKhanski]

But Haruhi isn't loli

[DualScreen77]

Like I care. I just got that clip where he and Link were arguing from about anime from a short video I never released. I left the Haruhi thing in there cause I thought people wouldn't care about it and just enjoy the video.

[MrKhanski]

okay

[borotiu87]

Link, i'm going to pistol whip you!

Look at my penis!

[SonicEdge9000]

you shouldn't have added ear rape for this but...

I LOVE THIS xD

[wisemage0]

I heard: Haruhi is what all true warriors strive for!

No! Konata is the sexiest animé chick!

That is bullshit.

[Nazeem38]

lolicons...who knew that link and his friends would get into that kind of stuff??

[shreksbigbro]

HAHAHA mega jizz!!

[marthedge]

TRIPPIN PERVERTED BALLS

[SevenSwordsExia]

I noticed a clip from Disturbed's music. It's from Inside the Fire, right?

[DualScreen77]

Correct. I tend to use Disturbed's music in my videos.

[SnowballKiller]

1:36 - EXTREMECUM!

[Xenomorph42Q]

Holy shit, sentence mixing epic win

[goth0c]

loli is 4 baby fuckers

[masterquest91]

that sounds about right

[lwp22]

Sentence mixing win.

[xxpeniskingxx]

"Come three corners of my genitals we shall shock them"

I am xxpeniskingxx and I approve this message

[Spellmyname25]

Great! I just jizzed!

You've go to be kidding >.>

[AguFungus]

Lucky Star alone wins!

[MetaMario9]

what the heck is lolicon?

[DeahOiram]

you dont want to know, or do you?

[Skwisgaards]

Japanese prepubescent female cartoon child porn.

[ParadoxNG]

LINK I'M GOING TO PISTOL WHIP YOU

[Gencoil]

"OOOoaaaah!".

[AAAShad]

Epic epic epic. Subscription is in order. ._.

[PsychoCola]

This is one of the most amazing YouTube Poops I've ever seen!

[MonsieurGarcia]

Wouldn't this stuff be better for Dr. Rabbit? =\

[DualScreen77]

Doctor Rabbit isn't funny anymore, that's the problem.

[ZaphedBeebleBrox]

fuk yooooooooooooooo

[WalrusGuy]

This was great except for the incessant ear rape. If it weren't for that I'd favorite this.

[Skwisgaards]

Aw c'mon, this is the modern style of poop.

Though, this style will probably be over thanks to your comment.

[DualScreen77]

He's only saying that because the ear rape got him.

[enkopingsbo]

look and see my penis

[ganonvslink1000]

it is written, only link can suck my dick to pay for the dinner bill

[simpfan3465]

epic sentence mixing =o

[MariosMahBoi]

I'm a hentai noob. wtf is loli?

[n00bzn00bzn00bz]

no wait. it's usually just anime child porn.

[MariosMahBoi]

O.O

[MariosMahBoi]

Man pedo bear must love it!

Is it illeagal?

(note. I am a hentai noob)

[08154625]

To a bear to have sex with kids...maybe.

To make a YTP about lolicon......more like epic!

(Yeah, its sorta illegal...if you molest real kids,totally illegal...while with cartoons....i mean fapping to em'...mmmm,more like a social problem DAMN YOU SECTACHAN! You are ruining my and others sex life T_T)

(Kidding! I <3)

[MariosMahBoi]

Thats fucked up.

Its good a man cant fap to kids fucking without getting thrown into jail...but its OK if its drawn? BS

[08154625]

Well thats what the japanese a debating...if it is ok to release that sort of mangas...i guess they prohibited if the characters are less than 18 years old and if they dont have pubic hair then its lolicon and shut down the company maker. But i think that was in the 80's...now...i really dont know.

[pimplup818]

aww, did thye hurt the drawing's feelings? :'(

[pimplup818]

little girl hentai..

[eurekaseven4me]

Jesus mother of god...i should turned down my subwoofer

[spennyrinko]

Awe-Fuck-Me-You-Are-Godlike-In­spiring

[JohnAlex111]

"Konata is the sexiest anime chick!" Amen to that! :P

[crazynighthawk]

"It is written Yasuba is the sexiest!"

[JohnAlex111]

"Hmmm... that is bullshit!"

xD

[crazynighthawk]

"Enough! Let's fap!"

*fapping montage*

[Skwisgaards]

That is bullshit.

[Boogidyboo]

The rape hand returns!

[MasterGwo]

Mah boi, my rape hand is what all true Youtubers strive for!

[nwt0poop]

I loled so much!

[TJ665]

YESH, this is epic.

[Mesquissto]

isn't the definition of lolicon girls that appear to be prepubescent? wouldnt that disinclude haruhi

[MasterGwo]

Gwonam's penis is all shriveled up...

Age does wonders to you, doesn't it?

[NoLoobLeft]

JESUS, I finally understand it, Konata, Haruhi, and...Asuba?

[DualScreen77]

Yotsuba

[NoLoobLeft]

That was faster than a blowjob from my brother.

[DualScreen77]

You just caught me at the right time.

[clovernoris]

and yotsuba

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

WIN.

[bigfluff73]

expert audioediting

[KingOfKatamari]

EXTREME CLOSE-UP! 5/5

[DeahOiram]

its not lolicon, but its lucky star!!! whoo!!

screw lolicon lol

[DoctorBlowjob]

fuck yeah yotsuba

[AfroOzzy]

Did I hear Emerald Sword in there somewhere?

[DualScreen77]

Yes you heard correctly.

[AfroOzzy]

Cool :D

[IAMTRONBONNE]

You can't spell Lolicon without the lol is what I always say.

[MetaLulz1]

I pissed myself laughing when the King said lolicon

[aaaaaammmmm67]

Oh my God I was laughing so hard!!!! 5/5

[perun1nj]

awesome sentence mixing, sir

[willfreedo]

0:25 .-. 0:35

[Badluckcrow]

Brilliant :). That was one of the most awesome CD-I poops I have ever seen.

Also where did you get the effect at

1:36?

[DualScreen77]

Well, I found a video of water splashing in front of a black screen (forgot where) and used the chroma key effect to remove the black background. I then adjusted the RGB balance to make it white.

[Silvyre]

oh that was too much

[MasterGwo]

This was made by god.

Also could you care to put the script in the description? Thanks.

[DualScreen77]

Thanks, I'll add the script to the description later.

[Omegaknuckles]

I came to Yotsuba

[DeanStarkWA5]

Is that Emerald Sword I hear at 1:24-1:34?

What a nice touch.

[DualScreen77]

You sir have a great taste in power metal like I do.

[ilovetofart2991]

you have earned another subber. 5vd, favd. cut back on the ear rape though. =]

[onix9009]

sounds like you done the sounds on fruity loops ??????

[DualScreen77]

This video was completely made in Sony Vegas Movie Studio 8.0

[ParadoxNG]

King: Mah boi, fap to my lolicon!

Link: Great, I can't wait to fap to Konata!

King: Mah boi, Haruhi's what all true warriors strive for!

Link: No, fuck you, Konata is the sexiest anime chick!

King: Hmm... that is bullshit.

[Alimus13]

"Link, I'm going to pistol whip you!"

It was good, but a little too much ear rape. The sentence mixing made up for it though (teach me!).

[CommanderGwonam]

Look and see my peniz oohoohooh

[DinnerWarrior]

This video is full of LOLicon.

[Pseudodynamic]

Didn't understand anything, WAYYYY to many ear rapes

1/5

and gewd bai

[DualScreen77]

Cool my first 1 star rating in a while.

Well if the ear rape bothered you, I'm doing it right :P

[OlimarOwns]

OMGAWD D=<

Konata and Kagami making out D:

5/5

[bluemar00n]

Link, give me your rupee's

NO

sdahyhgdfyiafudyf

[MamaLuigiMaster]

Look, I know it isn't that hard to mix sentences with only the sounds and not the video clips.

[BillyMorshu]

I think it usually looks more funny when sentences are mixed that way.

I do it on purpose with my videos because I think it looks more funny when I mix both the video and audio.

Also, DualScreen77 does that on purpose as well.

[Omegaknuckles]

You're all wrong. It is written, Etna is the sexiest.

[CommanderGwonam]

This has to be one of the best fucking YTPs I have ever seen in a long time!

[slipnslides203]

hmm i guess gwonam just likes shotacon instead

[slipnslides203]

yeah but what does that have to do with lolicon? :P

[slipnslides203]

i couldnt understand the splicing at so mepoints. near the start of the poop, were they talking about fucking link?

[Grandy12]

Meh, so-so. I kept having to turn the volume up and down and couldn't understand most stuff.

[schizma111]

i couldnt hear what the fuck they were saying.

[CidTheNinja]

I'd say the're both wrong, Mikuru is the best.

[KaksErtsu]

Yotsuba is the sexiest - wtf?

Man that ending is scary. But this sentence mixing is still what all true warriors strive for. 5/5

[MAZZ0Murder]

Better than the remake of my first

[brawlfan100]

lol this was great

[DERLINKMM]

Great!

[ChuiaPoil]

moar

[comicstripdude]

They're all wrong. It's Osaka.

[DualScreen77]

Hmm we have something in common.

[comicstripdude]

Indeed?

[CptNameless]

"Link I'm going to pistol whip you"

[Timewarp1]

epicnes XD

[BillyMorshu]

awesome sentence mixing!

purely epic!

Gratz on one year!