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  • Tonight:

    James faces trial by water...

    Richard faces trial by fire...

    and I drove my Ferrari on the moon!!

  • Tonight:

    I wear a hat,

    Richard wears a hat

    and James wears a hat.

  • Tonight,

    People write the same comment,

    Someone will try and imitate my comment,

    and James will get lost.

  • Tonight,

    Richard crashed his priced Porche,

    James discovers YouTube,

    and I still haven't had dinner yet.

  • why is all the comment same sort of things, anyway ty for this upload

  • @The4400FalloutFan20 You clearly don't watch enough Top Gear, it's how Clarkson starts the show.

    (no offense)

  • @R7Mok ah i remember now lol, yeah i havent watched much top gear, its barely a year since they first started to show car shows in norway

  • Tonight

    Nathan sax getting his ass kicked

    Ethan try a hand of army

    And i got a girlfriend

  • Tonight,

    I drive a heavy car through a bridge,

    James got caught in the heavy traffic,

    and Richard doesn't seem to understand a particular car.

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  • tonight

    SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

  • Tonight,

    James drives the slowest car in the world,

    Richard drives the fastest car in the world

    and i get shot

  • tonight..

    I eat some chips

    Richard tripped over

    And James wears sunglasses!

  • Thonight:

    I dont know what I should write

    Richard drives a car

    and james also drives a car

  • Tonight!

    I write something clever in the YouTube comments.

    Richard gets his teeth whitened....again.

    And Ben Collins is our star in a reasonably priced car ;)

  • tonight...

    i move my feet

    james moves his arms

    and richard moves his head

  • tonight,

    I go to the toilet,

    Richard drives a zonda

    and James sees a tortoise

  • Tonight on Top Gear: Dacia Sandero Dacia Sandero and Dacia Sandero

  • tonight on top gear...

    I wear a hat

    James wears a hat

    And Richard wears a hat with a thing on it

  • tonight on top gear..

    jeremy drives a car

    james drives another car

    richard drives ANOTHER car

    and i write this stupid comment

  • Tonight...

    James wears a hat

    Richard wears a hat

    And I wear a hat!

  • This tune never gets old.

  • Tonight!

    We drive the new bugatti..through italy

    we drive the new bugatti..through switzerland and france

    annd we drive the new bugatti..through london

  • Tonight on Top Gear.

    James gets a fashion makeover.

    Hammond whitens his teeth

    And I buy a Beetle.

  • Tonight! James throws a chair over a hedge...

  • Tonight:

    I wear a Jumper

    The Stig gets hit by a Vauxhall Nova

    And James gets punched in the Balls.

  • My personal favourite -

    Tonight:

    I find a bike in a river

    James annoys a dog

    And Richard jumps over a dyke.

  • Tonight:

    DazNoobs watches top gear

    Loads of other people are writing this

    and i have a hat

  • Tonight!:

    I respect American sports cars

    Richard gets taller

    And we circumcise James May O_O

  • Tonight:

    The stig drive a christmas car.

    Richard enters a gingerbreak of the year contest

    and i try wraping a car in paper.

    this is top gear christmas!

  • Lol, I remember in the American road trip

    Special where Jeremy (or was it James?) turns on the radio and hears the original version of their theme...

  • @youcantubeittoo what episode was that? :O

  • @TheArceus12345 Season 9 Episode 3.

  • Tonight,

    I buy a Hummer,

    Richard buys a Toyota iq,

    and james buys a Perodua Myvi.

  • Tonight,

    I drive a car,

    Richard drives a car,

    And james drives a car.

  • Tonight:

    I wear a hat,

    James wears a hat,

    And Richard wears a hat.

  • @AlanIsAkira Top Fortress 2.

  • Tonight

    Richard eats an Orange

    I shoot a gypsy

    and the Stig gets a girlfriend

  • Tonight

    Richard makes fun of america

    I drive a car

    and james blarts

  • Tonight:

    Richard Eats an Apple.

    A Man Falls Over.

    and we Chase some sheep.

  • Tonight:

    Richard gets taller.

    James gets a hair cut.

    And I get smaller.

  • TONIGHT, i talk to two old ladies, Richard makes a phone call, and James sniffs his own armpit!

  • Tonight:

    James gets his Dacia Sandero

    Richard gets a car that's appropriate for his length

    and Meanwhile, I was enjoying some quiet time for myself.

  • thumbs up if you have that song as your ring tone :D

  • Where do I find a downloadlink of this theme?

  • Lool how can ny1 get tired of that tune

  • Tonight: Richard turns into a hamster, while James plays the Top Gear theme song, and I reveal who the Stig really is... ;)

  • Tonight:

    Richard wears a hat

    James wears a hat

    And I wear a hat

  • Tonight on Top Gear:

    Richard watches Fifth Gear

    James plays Forza Motorsport

    and I eat a bag of potato chips

  • Tonight:

    James drives a milk float

    Richard says "look out" backwards (tuo kool)

    And I cut myself with a bit of aluminum (Ahh *BEEP BEEP)

  • @doctorjones300

    I just watched that one! Loved it (as I do all of them...)

  • Tonight:

    The Stig talks.

  • Tonight:

    I Talk to Random People

    James Gets lost in India

    Richard Enjoys a nice cup of horse pee !

  • Tonight:

    Richard opens a bottle

    I look at the sky

    and James walks into a room.

  • TONIGHT

    WE DINE IN HELL

  • Tonight !

    I find a bicycle in a river,

    James annoys a dog,

    And Richard jumps over a dike.

  • @vinilima1 I remember that one!! xD

  • Tonight!

    Comments will be about tonight on top gear

    Top comments will be about tonight on top gear

    Top comments will be comments of comments of comments of com...m

  • Tonight:

    The Stig tests a tube train,

    Richard tests a pair of shorts,

    and I try my hand at running.

  • is there a 7 minute version of this song? Or just the original Jessica?

  • Tonight,

    James pees on the Stig

    Richard gets his teeth whitened

    and I wear a hat with things on it!

  • Tonight!

    I drive the scariest car in the world!

    James drives the least scary car in the world!

    And we all drive a car with a monkey on the roof.

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93 which episode is that from

  • @corrietunes The episode where Jeremy Clarkson test drives the Koenigsegg CCX.

  • Tonight:

    James try to find Chuck Norris

    Richard try to talk with Chuck Norris

    and I try to make a Chuck Norris comment

  • Tonight on Top Gear:

    I drive the Audi TT in Iceland

    Richard drives the Nissan 350Z in Iceland,

    and James Drives the Chrysler Crossfire, guess where

  • Tonight

    James trips over his hair

    Richard trys a new wheel

    and I go ice sculpting with a sledgehammer

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  • Tonight,in a well balanced show,

    James gets egg on his face

    Richard runs himself over

    and i powerslide the new aston martin dbs

    (series 10, ep7)

  • Tonight,

    Richard Hammond in a V8 Tumble Dryer

    The classiest way to bankrupt yourself (James may first appearence)

    And we turn up the heat on the worlds dullest car.

  • Tonight

    Richard tries to start a bike,

    James fills his car with Petrol.

    And i get a British rail suntan! :D :D

  • Tonight,

    I play guitar

    James throws up on my drumkit

    and Richard takes his time on a car

  • tonight:

    I use a machine,

    James writes on a blackboard

    and Richard lops fruit into a caravan

  • Tonight ,

    James and I drive 2 electric rubbish bins ,

    Richard crashes The Stig's favourite car (Volkswagen Bettle)

    And people throw money at us.

  • TONIGHT:

    I talk to 2 two old ladies

    Richard makes a phone call

    and James sniffs his own arm pit

  • The original version is a thousand times better!!!! 

  • TONIGHT:

    I wear some goggles!

    Richard falls down a small slope... ("Oh God...!")

    ...And James says hello to a man. ("Ey there mate.")

  • @TheBeatlesRoooock what episode and season is that?

  • @Javi722 Series 13 episode 6. They do a classic rally.

  • Tonight:

    The Stig drives a car.

    Richard sits down.

    and I eat a crisp.

  • Tonight, James gets lost in a Lamborghini .

    Richard drives over a bridge in a Ferrari.

    And I wear a small hat in an Aston Martin.

  • lol all the comments are

    Tonight on Top Gear:

  • Tonight I wear a hat. James wears a hat. Richard wears a hat.

  • Tonight on Top Gear:

    Richard cries

    James destroys an Audi

    And i wear flowers in my hair.

  • on top gear

    Tanner had sex with a girl in the aston martin rapide

    Rutledge buys some beers

    i sew a bad wreck

  • TONIGHT!

    the Yank knockoffs get killed

    The most interesting man in the world meets the stig

    and some other crap

  • Tonite.

    James eats some crisps

    Richard wears silly trousers

    and I get stuck in the boot.

  • Tonight

    Justin Bieber is our Spanner in our reasonably priced car

    Justin Bieber tries to do a lap in our reasonably priced car

    Justin Bieber dies while doing a lap in our reasonably priced car by a Stig Crewed Tiger Tank.

  • Tonight on top gear:

    I play gran turismo 5

    richard plays gran turismo 5

    and james plays gran turismo 5

    

  • Tonight: a dog won't get in a car, a flip chart flips over, and a man from Liverpool drives a car.

  • =,( good times man... good times.....

  • on top gear

    we drag race in minivans

    rutledge drifts a new dodge charger in our track

    sylvester stallone in our reasonably priced car

  • Tonight:

    Richard wears a blue hat,

    James wears a different hat

    and I wear a hat with things on it.

  • @MacGyver920 That was my favorite episode :)

  • @themarvel505 Yeah! Mine too! :D It is so funny! :P

  • @MacGyver920 lol im watching that episode right now!

  • @flyboy248 Haha.

  • Please could i download this plz

  • @JAMESKICKBOXER Yup, just click the link in the annotation

  • @troper45679 I LOVE YOU! That website is the BOMB!

  • @zeron82411 Dude, i love you to.

  • @troper45679 click the link where?

  • @Rahulzizou i meant go to the link in the description.

  • Great song-maybe my new ringtone

  • Let's hand it over to the MitsuStigi.

  • Finally the perfect ringtone

  • Tonight,

    We revealed the stig

    James police car siren take from an ice-cream van

    James and Hammond search for the best convertible roadster

  • some say he licks james may to get to sleep and some say he wasn't stupid enought to not realise bin laden was next to a miltary base all we know is hes called osama bin stigen

  • I could listen to this again, and again and again

  • I love it.

  • Tonight:

    I crash a classic Mini off the Thames in London

    James keeps saying "cock!"

    Richard buys a sandwich

    The Stig goes to Legoland

    and Osama as our guest star in the reasonbly priced car.

  • Tonight:

    I go to London to drive a Mini off the Thames

    James goes to buy a sandwich and then randomly keeps repeating: Cock

    and Richard goes to McDonald's

  • For a new twist on this amazing track Jessica please take a look at my version on my channel

  • One thing I like about Top Gear UK is that it's always a bunch of hot girls in the audience :P

  • One of the best theme tunes ever from some of the finest television ever

  • @DSFalcon47 IN THE WORLD!

  • TONOIT!!!

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  • @OmmTigers That's a good episode :P

  • Tonight

    a fat man gets murdered

    a donkey gets overtaken

    and james wears ladies underwear on his head

  • Tonight....

    James get wet

    Richard tries to drive an F1 car

    and I get a sandwich

  • Tonight...

    Richard tries to start a Motor Bike!

    James fills his car with petrol!

    And I get a British Railways suntan!

  • on top gear

    i test the new koenigsegg

    tanner crashed into tree with a eagle talon

    rutledge had burnout in a ford escort

  • Tonight....

    I drive a car

    James fills up with petrol

    and Richard gets lost in a circle

  • Best theme tune ever

  • top gear rules!!!!

  • this car is French, so it's got 6 gears 1st, 2nd 3rd 4th and two for reversing, just in case they fancy a little retreat.

    this German BMW was built for a blitzkrieg, so i decided to race from the German border to Paris.

    this car is Canadian, Vast, Spacious and just a little bit boring

    this car is Greek so of course it runs on olive oil and bankruptcy

  • tonight richard wears shorts i take up running and and stig uses public transport

  • I like this mix of this song, I wish they did the whole song

  • Tonight,

    we take a car and turn it into pornography

    James wears women's underwear on his head

    and I try to commit suicide in a Ferrari.

  • Tonight!

    I shout POWER!!!!!!!!!

    Richard Complains about being short

    and James asks repeatedly for permission to say "Cock"

  • 7 people is penis

  • Tonight!!!

    I am Japanese. But I know this song.

    I like this song very much.

  • tonight

    a fat man gets murdered

    a donkey gets overtaken

    and james wears women's underwear on his head

  • Tonight:

    Cameron Diaz is in our reasonably priced car!

    I repeat, Cameron Diaz is in our reasonably priced car!

    And she's brought Tom Cruise with her!

  • Tonight:

    I wear a lederhose

    Richard wears a lederhose

    And the Stig wears James' lederhose

  • Tonight!

    I watch CSI

    Richard watches CSI Miami

    and James watches Lark Rise to Candleford

  • tonigh:

    i shave my balls

    richard shaves his balls

    and james shaves his balls

  • Tonight !

    We grow sausages

    I test the new bugatti veyron final sport (23,950bhp)

    and Lady Gaga is naked in our reasonably priced car

  • Today!

    Stig is broke ZAZ 968-M (thanks Stig)

    I am is testing new forza 4

    New lamborghini vs buggati veyron

    And michael Jackson's skeleton in our peasonably priced car

  • Tonight!

    Richard drives a car of his own size

    James dies!

    and I fall of a building

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  • Oh COCK!!

    Permission to say COCK!!

    You're the big COCK!!!

    You Bloody COCK!!

    YOU COCK!!!

    You're a real COCK you know that?

  • @VNTO3 u made me laugh

  • on top gear

    rutledge drives the new dodge challenge srt8

    tanner drifts in the tunnel with a bmw

    bruce willis in our resonably priced car

  • on top tear

    tanner drives the new audi tt rs

    we did a mini van challenge

    keven dillion in or resonably priced car

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  • tonight

    i test the new lamborghini superleggera against lamborghini gallardo valentino balboni

    we challenge with three 50s british sports car

    Matt Smith on reasonably priced car

  • tonight

    i drive the new ford f150 raptor on snow and desert

    we brought three 80's volkswagens

    emily head in our reasonably priced car

    note:reply it

  • tonight

    i drive the new ford f150 raptor on snow and desert

    we brought three 80's volkswagens

    emily head in our reasonably priced car

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