Tonight:
James faces trial by water...
Richard faces trial by fire...
and I drove my Ferrari on the moon!!
AzureAlkaid 26 minutes ago
I wear a hat,
Richard wears a hat
and James wears a hat.
333plus333 5 hours ago
This has been flagged as spam show
tonight
i teabag the prime minister
hammond teabags ed miliband
and james teabags the teaboy nick clegg
shedboy4lyf 5 days ago
Tonight,
People write the same comment,
Someone will try and imitate my comment,
and James will get lost.
PowerArmorV113 1 week ago
Richard crashed his priced Porche,
James discovers YouTube,
and I still haven't had dinner yet.
R7Mok 2 weeks ago
why is all the comment same sort of things, anyway ty for this upload
The4400FalloutFan20 2 weeks ago
@The4400FalloutFan20 You clearly don't watch enough Top Gear, it's how Clarkson starts the show.
(no offense)
@R7Mok ah i remember now lol, yeah i havent watched much top gear, its barely a year since they first started to show car shows in norway
Tonight
Nathan sax getting his ass kicked
Ethan try a hand of army
And i got a girlfriend
bestchap123 3 weeks ago
I drive a heavy car through a bridge,
James got caught in the heavy traffic,
and Richard doesn't seem to understand a particular car.
drift719 3 weeks ago
Tonight I wear a hat
Richard wears a hat
and James wears a hat :)
MichaelD8393 4 weeks ago
Comment removed
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
FatGuyWithAKatana 1 month ago
James drives the slowest car in the world,
Richard drives the fastest car in the world
and i get shot
TheFormula1expert 1 month ago
tonight..
I eat some chips
Richard tripped over
And James wears sunglasses!
anson7900 1 month ago
Thonight:
I dont know what I should write
Richard drives a car
and james also drives a car
Amateurfunker1 1 month ago
Tonight!
I write something clever in the YouTube comments.
Richard gets his teeth whitened....again.
And Ben Collins is our star in a reasonably priced car ;)
GryphisOne 1 month ago
tonight...
i move my feet
james moves his arms
and richard moves his head
lolthtg 1 month ago
tonight,
I go to the toilet,
Richard drives a zonda
and James sees a tortoise
Tonight on Top Gear: Dacia Sandero Dacia Sandero and Dacia Sandero
BLAZERspwn 1 month ago
tonight on top gear...
I wear a hat
James wears a hat
And Richard wears a hat with a thing on it
SulloSullo777 1 month ago
tonight on top gear..
jeremy drives a car
james drives another car
richard drives ANOTHER car
and i write this stupid comment
Tonight...
And I wear a hat!
SandnesPatrioten1 1 month ago
This tune never gets old.
snes317 1 month ago 2
We drive the new bugatti..through italy
we drive the new bugatti..through switzerland and france
annd we drive the new bugatti..through london
hiddenbutdeadly 1 month ago
Tonight on Top Gear.
James gets a fashion makeover.
Hammond whitens his teeth
And I buy a Beetle.
SexyVikkiBlows 1 month ago
Tonight! James throws a chair over a hedge...
NottinghamForest22 1 month ago
I wear a Jumper
The Stig gets hit by a Vauxhall Nova
And James gets punched in the Balls.
CstudiosTV 1 month ago
My personal favourite -
I find a bike in a river
James annoys a dog
And Richard jumps over a dyke.
Lowi318 1 month ago
James wears a hat,
And Richard wears a hat.
clubpenguinman24 1 month ago
DazNoobs watches top gear
Loads of other people are writing this
and i have a hat
DazNoobs 2 months ago 12
Tonight!:
I respect American sports cars
Richard gets taller
And we circumcise James May O_O
yourass117 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
The stig drive a christmas car.
Richard enters a gingerbreak of the year contest
and i try wraping a car in paper.
this is top gear christmas!
IFreakSlide 2 months ago
Lol, I remember in the American road trip
Special where Jeremy (or was it James?) turns on the radio and hears the original version of their theme...
youcantubeittoo 2 months ago 4
@youcantubeittoo what episode was that? :O
TheArceus12345 2 months ago
@TheArceus12345 Season 9 Episode 3.
youcantubeittoo 2 months ago
I buy a Hummer,
Richard buys a Toyota iq,
and james buys a Perodua Myvi.
Alexeyw27 2 months ago
I drive a car,
Richard drives a car,
And james drives a car.
James wears a hat,
And Richard wears a hat.
AlanIsAkira 2 months ago
@AlanIsAkira Top Fortress 2.
martin9172 2 months ago
Richard eats an Orange
I shoot a gypsy
and the Stig gets a girlfriend
TheLoneGeordie 2 months ago
Richard makes fun of america
I drive a car
and james blarts
masterbawth 2 months ago
Richard Eats an Apple.
A Man Falls Over.
and we Chase some sheep.
GrashFilms 3 months ago 3
Richard gets taller.
James gets a hair cut.
And I get smaller.
AxcelRyrapGAMING 3 months ago
TONIGHT, i talk to two old ladies, Richard makes a phone call, and James sniffs his own armpit!
orihalchon 3 months ago 3
James gets his Dacia Sandero
Richard gets a car that's appropriate for his length
and Meanwhile, I was enjoying some quiet time for myself.
MyVideoGameWorld 3 months ago 2
thumbs up if you have that song as your ring tone :D
MarcoM1995 3 months ago 3
Where do I find a downloadlink of this theme?
FloMo007 3 months ago
Lool how can ny1 get tired of that tune
FerrariEnzo0088 4 months ago
Tonight: Richard turns into a hamster, while James plays the Top Gear theme song, and I reveal who the Stig really is... ;)
c1w2j3k4 4 months ago
Richard wears a hat
And I wear a hat
NOXXism 4 months ago
Tonight on Top Gear:
Richard watches Fifth Gear
James plays Forza Motorsport
and I eat a bag of potato chips
xdlugia1 4 months ago
James drives a milk float
Richard says "look out" backwards (tuo kool)
And I cut myself with a bit of aluminum (Ahh *BEEP BEEP)
doctorjones300 4 months ago
@doctorjones300
I just watched that one! Loved it (as I do all of them...)
airwolfaddict 4 months ago 4
The Stig talks.
Sutinennn 4 months ago
I Talk to Random People
James Gets lost in India
Richard Enjoys a nice cup of horse pee !
BassLoverDude 4 months ago
Richard opens a bottle
I look at the sky
and James walks into a room.
B4LN 4 months ago
TONIGHT
WE DINE IN HELL
Hamsteere 5 months ago
Tonight !
I find a bicycle in a river,
James annoys a dog,
And Richard jumps over a dike.
vinilima1 5 months ago 3
@vinilima1 I remember that one!! xD
Comments will be about tonight on top gear
Top comments will be about tonight on top gear
Top comments will be comments of comments of comments of com...m
FenixEven 5 months ago
Tonight,in new serious top gear
james catches fire
richard knocks something over
and i crash a reliant robin into a lamppost
(s15 ep1)
mattprinn 6 months ago
The Stig tests a tube train,
Richard tests a pair of shorts,
and I try my hand at running.
MsipmsonW 6 months ago 33
i wonder when jermey clarksion dies or retires :( what will happen to topgear as he
is 51 he cannot be doing topgear all his life same with hammond and may
rishum100 6 months ago
is there a 7 minute version of this song? Or just the original Jessica?
scienceisknolwedge 6 months ago
James pees on the Stig
Richard gets his teeth whitened
and I wear a hat with things on it!
LazyMax05 6 months ago
I drive the scariest car in the world!
James drives the least scary car in the world!
And we all drive a car with a monkey on the roof.
ChrisMolyneaux93 6 months ago 2
@ChrisMolyneaux93 which episode is that from
corrietunes 4 months ago
@corrietunes The episode where Jeremy Clarkson test drives the Koenigsegg CCX.
ChrisMolyneaux93 4 months ago
James try to find Chuck Norris
Richard try to talk with Chuck Norris
and I try to make a Chuck Norris comment
thethingofthing 6 months ago
Tonight on Top Gear:
I drive the Audi TT in Iceland
Richard drives the Nissan 350Z in Iceland,
and James Drives the Chrysler Crossfire, guess where
KoVLiberty 6 months ago
James trips over his hair
Richard trys a new wheel
and I go ice sculpting with a sledgehammer
SuperBlemish 7 months ago 2
james may faces trial by water
richard hammond faces trial by fire
and i drive a ferrari, on the moon!
(s10 ep2)
mattprinn 7 months ago
and i crash a reliant robin into a lamppost
i talk to a man in sunglasses
james draws a square on a wall
and richard plays with a soldiers chopper
(s17 ep5)
We shout at the government
A man drives a subaru through a building
and a dog goes in a car
(s13 ep3)
Tonight,in a well balanced show,
James gets egg on his face
Richard runs himself over
and i powerslide the new aston martin dbs
(series 10, ep7)
Richard Hammond in a V8 Tumble Dryer
The classiest way to bankrupt yourself (James may first appearence)
And we turn up the heat on the worlds dullest car.
mudasssir 7 months ago
Richard tries to start a bike,
James fills his car with Petrol.
And i get a British rail suntan! :D :D
I play guitar
James throws up on my drumkit
and Richard takes his time on a car
MrGH3Man4 7 months ago
tonight:
I use a machine,
James writes on a blackboard
and Richard lops fruit into a caravan
BigChorty 7 months ago
Tonight ,
James and I drive 2 electric rubbish bins ,
Richard crashes The Stig's favourite car (Volkswagen Bettle)
And people throw money at us.
CarAddictCrAzY 7 months ago
TONIGHT:
I talk to 2 two old ladies
Richard makes a phone call
and James sniffs his own arm pit
jesmes94 7 months ago
The original version is a thousand times better!!!!
STAGENAME1 8 months ago
I wear some goggles!
Richard falls down a small slope... ("Oh God...!")
...And James says hello to a man. ("Ey there mate.")
TheBeatlesRoooock 8 months ago
@TheBeatlesRoooock what episode and season is that?
Javi722 7 months ago
@Javi722 Series 13 episode 6. They do a classic rally.
TheBeatlesRoooock 7 months ago
The Stig drives a car.
Richard sits down.
and I eat a crisp.
openthedoar 8 months ago
Tonight, James gets lost in a Lamborghini .
Richard drives over a bridge in a Ferrari.
And I wear a small hat in an Aston Martin.
MXClover 8 months ago
lol all the comments are
darkstarfear 8 months ago 47
Tonight I wear a hat. James wears a hat. Richard wears a hat.
kutzaku 8 months ago
Tonight on Top Gear:
Richard cries
James destroys an Audi
And i wear flowers in my hair.
scarvo16 8 months ago
on top gear
Tanner had sex with a girl in the aston martin rapide
Rutledge buys some beers
i sew a bad wreck
driftracerjohn11 8 months ago
TONIGHT!
the Yank knockoffs get killed
The most interesting man in the world meets the stig
and some other crap
cottenbaler 8 months ago in playlist Possibilities for a mix
Tonite.
James eats some crisps
Richard wears silly trousers
and I get stuck in the boot.
KA128183 8 months ago 3
Justin Bieber is our Spanner in our reasonably priced car
Justin Bieber tries to do a lap in our reasonably priced car
Justin Bieber dies while doing a lap in our reasonably priced car by a Stig Crewed Tiger Tank.
tankhunters 8 months ago 4
Tonight on top gear:
I play gran turismo 5
richard plays gran turismo 5
and james plays gran turismo 5
lukey0346 9 months ago
Tonight: a dog won't get in a car, a flip chart flips over, and a man from Liverpool drives a car.
xese4lifex 9 months ago
=,( good times man... good times.....
renan0077 9 months ago
we drag race in minivans
rutledge drifts a new dodge charger in our track
sylvester stallone in our reasonably priced car
driftracerjohn11 9 months ago
Richard wears a blue hat,
James wears a different hat
and I wear a hat with things on it.
MacGyver920 9 months ago 95
@MacGyver920 That was my favorite episode :)
themarvel505 7 months ago
@themarvel505 Yeah! Mine too! :D It is so funny! :P
MacGyver920 7 months ago
@MacGyver920 lol im watching that episode right now!
flyboy248 4 months ago
@flyboy248 Haha.
MacGyver920 4 months ago
Please could i download this plz
JAMESKICKBOXER 9 months ago
@JAMESKICKBOXER Yup, just click the link in the annotation
troper45679 9 months ago
@troper45679 I LOVE YOU! That website is the BOMB!
zeron82411 8 months ago
@zeron82411 Dude, i love you to.
troper45679 8 months ago 2
@troper45679 click the link where?
Rahulzizou 3 months ago
@Rahulzizou i meant go to the link in the description.
troper45679 3 months ago
Great song-maybe my new ringtone
m1guel1010 9 months ago
Let's hand it over to the MitsuStigi.
Xblast25 9 months ago
Finally the perfect ringtone
pawel888pl 9 months ago
We revealed the stig
James police car siren take from an ice-cream van
James and Hammond search for the best convertible roadster
TheAuthementyjq 10 months ago 2
some say he licks james may to get to sleep and some say he wasn't stupid enought to not realise bin laden was next to a miltary base all we know is hes called osama bin stigen
uk285 10 months ago
I could listen to this again, and again and again
DSFalcon47 10 months ago
I could listen to this again, and again and again
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i suck my dick
richard sucks my dick
and james sucks my dick
shit4brains222 10 months ago
I love it.
walrusgh 10 months ago
I crash a classic Mini off the Thames in London
James keeps saying "cock!"
Richard buys a sandwich
The Stig goes to Legoland
and Osama as our guest star in the reasonbly priced car.
IanEduardoMeneses 10 months ago
I go to London to drive a Mini off the Thames
James goes to buy a sandwich and then randomly keeps repeating: Cock
and Richard goes to McDonald's
For a new twist on this amazing track Jessica please take a look at my version on my channel
jamesbagatel 10 months ago
One thing I like about Top Gear UK is that it's always a bunch of hot girls in the audience :P
MacGyver920 10 months ago 2
One of the best theme tunes ever from some of the finest television ever
DSFalcon47 10 months ago 3
@DSFalcon47 IN THE WORLD!
seatspud 10 months ago
TONOIT!!!
BittenMitten 10 months ago
OmmTigers 10 months ago
@OmmTigers That's a good episode :P
MacGyver920 10 months ago
a fat man gets murdered
a donkey gets overtaken
and james wears ladies underwear on his head
Tonight....
James get wet
Richard tries to drive an F1 car
and I get a sandwich
Wackedkid47 10 months ago
Richard tries to start a Motor Bike!
James fills his car with petrol!
And I get a British Railways suntan!
Lode422 10 months ago
i test the new koenigsegg
tanner crashed into tree with a eagle talon
rutledge had burnout in a ford escort
driftracerjohn11 10 months ago
I drive a car
James fills up with petrol
and Richard gets lost in a circle
d0ugz24 10 months ago 3
Best theme tune ever
top gear rules!!!!
djkasdjkasdjdjdj 11 months ago
this car is French, so it's got 6 gears 1st, 2nd 3rd 4th and two for reversing, just in case they fancy a little retreat.
this German BMW was built for a blitzkrieg, so i decided to race from the German border to Paris.
this car is Canadian, Vast, Spacious and just a little bit boring
this car is Greek so of course it runs on olive oil and bankruptcy
didyouhearaboutalice 11 months ago
tonight richard wears shorts i take up running and and stig uses public transport
adampatel100 11 months ago
I like this mix of this song, I wish they did the whole song
schfiftyfivehundydoo 11 months ago
we take a car and turn it into pornography
James wears women's underwear on his head
and I try to commit suicide in a Ferrari.
272467Ian 11 months ago 3
I shout POWER!!!!!!!!!
Richard Complains about being short
and James asks repeatedly for permission to say "Cock"
SolonOO1 11 months ago 2
7 people is penises
emil12377 11 months ago
7 people is penis
Tonight!!!
I am Japanese. But I know this song.
I like this song very much.
1212tomsgtr 11 months ago
and james wears women's underwear on his head
harrypotterfan395 11 months ago
Cameron Diaz is in our reasonably priced car!
I repeat, Cameron Diaz is in our reasonably priced car!
And she's brought Tom Cruise with her!
diggerydooboy 1 year ago
I wear a lederhose
Richard wears a lederhose
And the Stig wears James' lederhose
MrCitruspers 1 year ago
I watch CSI
Richard watches CSI Miami
and James watches Lark Rise to Candleford
zagreus316 1 year ago
tonigh:
i shave my balls
richard shaves his balls
and james shaves his balls
vanamutt43 1 year ago
We grow sausages
I test the new bugatti veyron final sport (23,950bhp)
and Lady Gaga is naked in our reasonably priced car
CarAddictCrAzY 1 year ago
Today!
Stig is broke ZAZ 968-M (thanks Stig)
I am is testing new forza 4
New lamborghini vs buggati veyron
And michael Jackson's skeleton in our peasonably priced car
YablokoG 1 year ago
Richard drives a car of his own size
James dies!
and I fall of a building
KILL4N4IN 1 year ago
I test the new mclaren
we brought three 80's volkswagens
daniel craig in or reasonably priced car
driftracerjohn11 1 year ago
i drive the new ford f150 raptor againts 3 motorcross riders
we takes 90s supercars for a challenge
emily head in our reasonably priced car
tonight on top gear american road trip
richard almost got eaten by aligators
i put a cow in my roof
we decorate our cars
Oh COCK!!
Permission to say COCK!!
You're the big COCK!!!
You Bloody COCK!!
YOU COCK!!!
You're a real COCK you know that?
VNTO3 1 year ago
@VNTO3 u made me laugh
linuxuser432 1 year ago
rutledge drives the new dodge challenge srt8
tanner drifts in the tunnel with a bmw
bruce willis in our resonably priced car
on top tear
tanner drives the new audi tt rs
we did a mini van challenge
keven dillion in or resonably priced car
i test the new lamborghini superleggera against lamborghini gallardo valentino balboni
we challenge with three 50s british sports car
Matt Smith on reasonably priced car
i drive the new ford f150 raptor on snow and desert
we brought three 80's volkswagens
emily head in our reasonably priced car
note:reply it
emily head in our reasonably priced car
Tonight:
James faces trial by water...
Richard faces trial by fire...
and I drove my Ferrari on the moon!!
AzureAlkaid 26 minutes ago
Tonight:
I wear a hat,
Richard wears a hat
and James wears a hat.
333plus333 5 hours ago
This has been flagged as spam show
tonight
i teabag the prime minister
hammond teabags ed miliband
and james teabags the teaboy nick clegg
shedboy4lyf 5 days ago
Tonight,
People write the same comment,
Someone will try and imitate my comment,
and James will get lost.
PowerArmorV113 1 week ago
Tonight,
Richard crashed his priced Porche,
James discovers YouTube,
and I still haven't had dinner yet.
R7Mok 2 weeks ago
why is all the comment same sort of things, anyway ty for this upload
The4400FalloutFan20 2 weeks ago
@The4400FalloutFan20 You clearly don't watch enough Top Gear, it's how Clarkson starts the show.
(no offense)
R7Mok 2 weeks ago
@R7Mok ah i remember now lol, yeah i havent watched much top gear, its barely a year since they first started to show car shows in norway
The4400FalloutFan20 2 weeks ago
Tonight
Nathan sax getting his ass kicked
Ethan try a hand of army
And i got a girlfriend
bestchap123 3 weeks ago
Tonight,
I drive a heavy car through a bridge,
James got caught in the heavy traffic,
and Richard doesn't seem to understand a particular car.
drift719 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Tonight I wear a hat
Richard wears a hat
and James wears a hat :)
MichaelD8393 4 weeks ago
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MichaelD8393 4 weeks ago
tonight
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
FatGuyWithAKatana 1 month ago
Tonight,
James drives the slowest car in the world,
Richard drives the fastest car in the world
and i get shot
TheFormula1expert 1 month ago
tonight..
I eat some chips
Richard tripped over
And James wears sunglasses!
anson7900 1 month ago
Thonight:
I dont know what I should write
Richard drives a car
and james also drives a car
Amateurfunker1 1 month ago
Tonight!
I write something clever in the YouTube comments.
Richard gets his teeth whitened....again.
And Ben Collins is our star in a reasonably priced car ;)
GryphisOne 1 month ago
tonight...
i move my feet
james moves his arms
and richard moves his head
lolthtg 1 month ago
tonight,
I go to the toilet,
Richard drives a zonda
and James sees a tortoise
TheFormula1expert 1 month ago
Tonight on Top Gear: Dacia Sandero Dacia Sandero and Dacia Sandero
BLAZERspwn 1 month ago
tonight on top gear...
I wear a hat
James wears a hat
And Richard wears a hat with a thing on it
SulloSullo777 1 month ago
tonight on top gear..
jeremy drives a car
james drives another car
richard drives ANOTHER car
and i write this stupid comment
lolthtg 1 month ago
Tonight...
James wears a hat
Richard wears a hat
And I wear a hat!
SandnesPatrioten1 1 month ago
This tune never gets old.
snes317 1 month ago 2
Tonight!
We drive the new bugatti..through italy
we drive the new bugatti..through switzerland and france
annd we drive the new bugatti..through london
hiddenbutdeadly 1 month ago
Tonight on Top Gear.
James gets a fashion makeover.
Hammond whitens his teeth
And I buy a Beetle.
SexyVikkiBlows 1 month ago
Tonight! James throws a chair over a hedge...
NottinghamForest22 1 month ago
Tonight:
I wear a Jumper
The Stig gets hit by a Vauxhall Nova
And James gets punched in the Balls.
CstudiosTV 1 month ago
My personal favourite -
Tonight:
I find a bike in a river
James annoys a dog
And Richard jumps over a dyke.
Lowi318 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Tonight:
I wear a hat,
James wears a hat,
And Richard wears a hat.
clubpenguinman24 1 month ago
Tonight:
DazNoobs watches top gear
Loads of other people are writing this
and i have a hat
DazNoobs 2 months ago 12
Tonight!:
I respect American sports cars
Richard gets taller
And we circumcise James May O_O
yourass117 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
Tonight:
The stig drive a christmas car.
Richard enters a gingerbreak of the year contest
and i try wraping a car in paper.
this is top gear christmas!
IFreakSlide 2 months ago
Lol, I remember in the American road trip
Special where Jeremy (or was it James?) turns on the radio and hears the original version of their theme...
youcantubeittoo 2 months ago 4
@youcantubeittoo what episode was that? :O
TheArceus12345 2 months ago
@TheArceus12345 Season 9 Episode 3.
youcantubeittoo 2 months ago
Tonight,
I buy a Hummer,
Richard buys a Toyota iq,
and james buys a Perodua Myvi.
Alexeyw27 2 months ago
Tonight,
I drive a car,
Richard drives a car,
And james drives a car.
Alexeyw27 2 months ago
Tonight:
I wear a hat,
James wears a hat,
And Richard wears a hat.
AlanIsAkira 2 months ago
@AlanIsAkira Top Fortress 2.
martin9172 2 months ago
Tonight
Richard eats an Orange
I shoot a gypsy
and the Stig gets a girlfriend
TheLoneGeordie 2 months ago
Tonight
Richard makes fun of america
I drive a car
and james blarts
masterbawth 2 months ago
Tonight:
Richard Eats an Apple.
A Man Falls Over.
and we Chase some sheep.
GrashFilms 3 months ago 3
Tonight:
Richard gets taller.
James gets a hair cut.
And I get smaller.
AxcelRyrapGAMING 3 months ago
TONIGHT, i talk to two old ladies, Richard makes a phone call, and James sniffs his own armpit!
orihalchon 3 months ago 3
Tonight:
James gets his Dacia Sandero
Richard gets a car that's appropriate for his length
and Meanwhile, I was enjoying some quiet time for myself.
MyVideoGameWorld 3 months ago 2
thumbs up if you have that song as your ring tone :D
MarcoM1995 3 months ago 3
Where do I find a downloadlink of this theme?
FloMo007 3 months ago
Lool how can ny1 get tired of that tune
FerrariEnzo0088 4 months ago
Tonight: Richard turns into a hamster, while James plays the Top Gear theme song, and I reveal who the Stig really is... ;)
c1w2j3k4 4 months ago
Tonight:
Richard wears a hat
James wears a hat
And I wear a hat
NOXXism 4 months ago
Tonight on Top Gear:
Richard watches Fifth Gear
James plays Forza Motorsport
and I eat a bag of potato chips
xdlugia1 4 months ago
Tonight:
James drives a milk float
Richard says "look out" backwards (tuo kool)
And I cut myself with a bit of aluminum (Ahh *BEEP BEEP)
doctorjones300 4 months ago
@doctorjones300
I just watched that one! Loved it (as I do all of them...)
airwolfaddict 4 months ago 4
Tonight:
The Stig talks.
Sutinennn 4 months ago
Tonight:
I Talk to Random People
James Gets lost in India
Richard Enjoys a nice cup of horse pee !
BassLoverDude 4 months ago
Tonight:
Richard opens a bottle
I look at the sky
and James walks into a room.
B4LN 4 months ago
TONIGHT
WE DINE IN HELL
Hamsteere 5 months ago
Tonight !
I find a bicycle in a river,
James annoys a dog,
And Richard jumps over a dike.
vinilima1 5 months ago 3
@vinilima1 I remember that one!! xD
xdlugia1 4 months ago
Tonight!
Comments will be about tonight on top gear
Top comments will be about tonight on top gear
Top comments will be comments of comments of comments of com...m
FenixEven 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Tonight,in new serious top gear
james catches fire
richard knocks something over
and i crash a reliant robin into a lamppost
(s15 ep1)
mattprinn 6 months ago
Tonight:
The Stig tests a tube train,
Richard tests a pair of shorts,
and I try my hand at running.
MsipmsonW 6 months ago 33
This has been flagged as spam show
i wonder when jermey clarksion dies or retires :( what will happen to topgear as he
is 51 he cannot be doing topgear all his life same with hammond and may
rishum100 6 months ago
is there a 7 minute version of this song? Or just the original Jessica?
scienceisknolwedge 6 months ago
Tonight,
James pees on the Stig
Richard gets his teeth whitened
and I wear a hat with things on it!
LazyMax05 6 months ago
Tonight!
I drive the scariest car in the world!
James drives the least scary car in the world!
And we all drive a car with a monkey on the roof.
ChrisMolyneaux93 6 months ago 2
@ChrisMolyneaux93 which episode is that from
corrietunes 4 months ago
@corrietunes The episode where Jeremy Clarkson test drives the Koenigsegg CCX.
ChrisMolyneaux93 4 months ago
Tonight:
James try to find Chuck Norris
Richard try to talk with Chuck Norris
and I try to make a Chuck Norris comment
thethingofthing 6 months ago
Tonight on Top Gear:
I drive the Audi TT in Iceland
Richard drives the Nissan 350Z in Iceland,
and James Drives the Chrysler Crossfire, guess where
KoVLiberty 6 months ago
Tonight
James trips over his hair
Richard trys a new wheel
and I go ice sculpting with a sledgehammer
SuperBlemish 7 months ago 2
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Tonight,
james may faces trial by water
richard hammond faces trial by fire
and i drive a ferrari, on the moon!
(s10 ep2)
mattprinn 7 months ago
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Tonight,in new serious top gear
james catches fire
richard knocks something over
and i crash a reliant robin into a lamppost
(s15 ep1)
mattprinn 7 months ago
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Tonight,
i talk to a man in sunglasses
james draws a square on a wall
and richard plays with a soldiers chopper
(s17 ep5)
mattprinn 7 months ago
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Tonight,
We shout at the government
A man drives a subaru through a building
and a dog goes in a car
(s13 ep3)
mattprinn 7 months ago
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mattprinn 7 months ago
Tonight,in a well balanced show,
James gets egg on his face
Richard runs himself over
and i powerslide the new aston martin dbs
(series 10, ep7)
mattprinn 7 months ago
Tonight,
Richard Hammond in a V8 Tumble Dryer
The classiest way to bankrupt yourself (James may first appearence)
And we turn up the heat on the worlds dullest car.
mudasssir 7 months ago
Tonight
Richard tries to start a bike,
James fills his car with Petrol.
And i get a British rail suntan! :D :D
mudasssir 7 months ago
Tonight,
I play guitar
James throws up on my drumkit
and Richard takes his time on a car
MrGH3Man4 7 months ago
tonight:
I use a machine,
James writes on a blackboard
and Richard lops fruit into a caravan
BigChorty 7 months ago
Tonight ,
James and I drive 2 electric rubbish bins ,
Richard crashes The Stig's favourite car (Volkswagen Bettle)
And people throw money at us.
CarAddictCrAzY 7 months ago
TONIGHT:
I talk to 2 two old ladies
Richard makes a phone call
and James sniffs his own arm pit
jesmes94 7 months ago
The original version is a thousand times better!!!!
STAGENAME1 8 months ago
TONIGHT:
I wear some goggles!
Richard falls down a small slope... ("Oh God...!")
...And James says hello to a man. ("Ey there mate.")
TheBeatlesRoooock 8 months ago
@TheBeatlesRoooock what episode and season is that?
Javi722 7 months ago
@Javi722 Series 13 episode 6. They do a classic rally.
TheBeatlesRoooock 7 months ago
Tonight:
The Stig drives a car.
Richard sits down.
and I eat a crisp.
openthedoar 8 months ago
Tonight, James gets lost in a Lamborghini .
Richard drives over a bridge in a Ferrari.
And I wear a small hat in an Aston Martin.
MXClover 8 months ago
lol all the comments are
Tonight on Top Gear:
darkstarfear 8 months ago 47
Tonight I wear a hat. James wears a hat. Richard wears a hat.
kutzaku 8 months ago
Tonight on Top Gear:
Richard cries
James destroys an Audi
And i wear flowers in my hair.
scarvo16 8 months ago
on top gear
Tanner had sex with a girl in the aston martin rapide
Rutledge buys some beers
i sew a bad wreck
driftracerjohn11 8 months ago
TONIGHT!
the Yank knockoffs get killed
The most interesting man in the world meets the stig
and some other crap
cottenbaler 8 months ago in playlist Possibilities for a mix
Tonite.
James eats some crisps
Richard wears silly trousers
and I get stuck in the boot.
KA128183 8 months ago 3
Tonight
Justin Bieber is our Spanner in our reasonably priced car
Justin Bieber tries to do a lap in our reasonably priced car
Justin Bieber dies while doing a lap in our reasonably priced car by a Stig Crewed Tiger Tank.
tankhunters 8 months ago 4
Tonight on top gear:
I play gran turismo 5
richard plays gran turismo 5
and james plays gran turismo 5
lukey0346 9 months ago
Tonight: a dog won't get in a car, a flip chart flips over, and a man from Liverpool drives a car.
xese4lifex 9 months ago
=,( good times man... good times.....
renan0077 9 months ago
on top gear
we drag race in minivans
rutledge drifts a new dodge charger in our track
sylvester stallone in our reasonably priced car
driftracerjohn11 9 months ago
Tonight:
Richard wears a blue hat,
James wears a different hat
and I wear a hat with things on it.
MacGyver920 9 months ago 95
@MacGyver920 That was my favorite episode :)
themarvel505 7 months ago
@themarvel505 Yeah! Mine too! :D It is so funny! :P
MacGyver920 7 months ago
@MacGyver920 lol im watching that episode right now!
flyboy248 4 months ago
@flyboy248 Haha.
MacGyver920 4 months ago
Please could i download this plz
JAMESKICKBOXER 9 months ago
@JAMESKICKBOXER Yup, just click the link in the annotation
troper45679 9 months ago
@troper45679 I LOVE YOU! That website is the BOMB!
zeron82411 8 months ago
@zeron82411 Dude, i love you to.
troper45679 8 months ago 2
@troper45679 click the link where?
Rahulzizou 3 months ago
@Rahulzizou i meant go to the link in the description.
troper45679 3 months ago
Great song-maybe my new ringtone
m1guel1010 9 months ago
Let's hand it over to the MitsuStigi.
Xblast25 9 months ago
Finally the perfect ringtone
pawel888pl 9 months ago
Tonight,
We revealed the stig
James police car siren take from an ice-cream van
James and Hammond search for the best convertible roadster
TheAuthementyjq 10 months ago 2
some say he licks james may to get to sleep and some say he wasn't stupid enought to not realise bin laden was next to a miltary base all we know is hes called osama bin stigen
uk285 10 months ago
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I could listen to this again, and again and again
DSFalcon47 10 months ago
I could listen to this again, and again and again
DSFalcon47 10 months ago
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Tonight
i suck my dick
richard sucks my dick
and james sucks my dick
shit4brains222 10 months ago
I love it.
walrusgh 10 months ago
Tonight:
I crash a classic Mini off the Thames in London
James keeps saying "cock!"
Richard buys a sandwich
The Stig goes to Legoland
and Osama as our guest star in the reasonbly priced car.
IanEduardoMeneses 10 months ago
Tonight:
I go to London to drive a Mini off the Thames
James goes to buy a sandwich and then randomly keeps repeating: Cock
and Richard goes to McDonald's
IanEduardoMeneses 10 months ago
For a new twist on this amazing track Jessica please take a look at my version on my channel
jamesbagatel 10 months ago
One thing I like about Top Gear UK is that it's always a bunch of hot girls in the audience :P
MacGyver920 10 months ago 2
One of the best theme tunes ever from some of the finest television ever
DSFalcon47 10 months ago 3
@DSFalcon47 IN THE WORLD!
seatspud 10 months ago
TONOIT!!!
BittenMitten 10 months ago
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OmmTigers 10 months ago
@OmmTigers That's a good episode :P
MacGyver920 10 months ago
Tonight
a fat man gets murdered
a donkey gets overtaken
and james wears ladies underwear on his head
OmmTigers 10 months ago
Tonight....
James get wet
Richard tries to drive an F1 car
and I get a sandwich
Wackedkid47 10 months ago
Tonight...
Richard tries to start a Motor Bike!
James fills his car with petrol!
And I get a British Railways suntan!
Lode422 10 months ago
on top gear
i test the new koenigsegg
tanner crashed into tree with a eagle talon
rutledge had burnout in a ford escort
driftracerjohn11 10 months ago
Tonight....
I drive a car
James fills up with petrol
and Richard gets lost in a circle
d0ugz24 10 months ago 3
Best theme tune ever
DSFalcon47 10 months ago
top gear rules!!!!
djkasdjkasdjdjdj 11 months ago
this car is French, so it's got 6 gears 1st, 2nd 3rd 4th and two for reversing, just in case they fancy a little retreat.
this German BMW was built for a blitzkrieg, so i decided to race from the German border to Paris.
this car is Canadian, Vast, Spacious and just a little bit boring
this car is Greek so of course it runs on olive oil and bankruptcy
didyouhearaboutalice 11 months ago
tonight richard wears shorts i take up running and and stig uses public transport
adampatel100 11 months ago
I like this mix of this song, I wish they did the whole song
schfiftyfivehundydoo 11 months ago
Tonight,
we take a car and turn it into pornography
James wears women's underwear on his head
and I try to commit suicide in a Ferrari.
272467Ian 11 months ago 3
Tonight!
I shout POWER!!!!!!!!!
Richard Complains about being short
and James asks repeatedly for permission to say "Cock"
SolonOO1 11 months ago 2
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7 people is penises
emil12377 11 months ago
7 people is penis
emil12377 11 months ago
Tonight!!!
I am Japanese. But I know this song.
I like this song very much.
1212tomsgtr 11 months ago
tonight
a fat man gets murdered
a donkey gets overtaken
and james wears women's underwear on his head
harrypotterfan395 11 months ago
Tonight:
Cameron Diaz is in our reasonably priced car!
I repeat, Cameron Diaz is in our reasonably priced car!
And she's brought Tom Cruise with her!
diggerydooboy 1 year ago
Tonight:
I wear a lederhose
Richard wears a lederhose
And the Stig wears James' lederhose
MrCitruspers 1 year ago
Tonight!
I watch CSI
Richard watches CSI Miami
and James watches Lark Rise to Candleford
zagreus316 1 year ago
tonigh:
i shave my balls
richard shaves his balls
and james shaves his balls
vanamutt43 1 year ago
Tonight !
We grow sausages
I test the new bugatti veyron final sport (23,950bhp)
and Lady Gaga is naked in our reasonably priced car
CarAddictCrAzY 1 year ago
Today!
Stig is broke ZAZ 968-M (thanks Stig)
I am is testing new forza 4
New lamborghini vs buggati veyron
And michael Jackson's skeleton in our peasonably priced car
YablokoG 1 year ago
Tonight!
Richard drives a car of his own size
James dies!
and I fall of a building
KILL4N4IN 1 year ago
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tonight
I test the new mclaren
we brought three 80's volkswagens
daniel craig in or reasonably priced car
driftracerjohn11 1 year ago
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tonight
i drive the new ford f150 raptor againts 3 motorcross riders
we takes 90s supercars for a challenge
emily head in our reasonably priced car
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tonight on top gear american road trip
richard almost got eaten by aligators
i put a cow in my roof
we decorate our cars
driftracerjohn11 1 year ago
Oh COCK!!
Permission to say COCK!!
You're the big COCK!!!
You Bloody COCK!!
YOU COCK!!!
You're a real COCK you know that?
VNTO3 1 year ago
@VNTO3 u made me laugh
linuxuser432 1 year ago
on top gear
rutledge drives the new dodge challenge srt8
tanner drifts in the tunnel with a bmw
bruce willis in our resonably priced car
driftracerjohn11 1 year ago
on top tear
tanner drives the new audi tt rs
we did a mini van challenge
keven dillion in or resonably priced car
driftracerjohn11 1 year ago
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driftracerjohn11 1 year ago
tonight
i test the new lamborghini superleggera against lamborghini gallardo valentino balboni
we challenge with three 50s british sports car
Matt Smith on reasonably priced car
driftracerjohn11 1 year ago
tonight
i drive the new ford f150 raptor on snow and desert
we brought three 80's volkswagens
emily head in our reasonably priced car
note:reply it
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tonight
i drive the new ford f150 raptor on snow and desert
we brought three 80's volkswagens
emily head in our reasonably priced car
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