Irish Recognition Scanner - Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Series 2 Dublin Preview - BBC One

[EveryTongueShallTell]

Alri muscles, howehyejaysus

[jackthefridge]

@Justdontaskmewhat well done...

[Justdontaskmewhat]

@jackthefridge o y ty.

[fenderkid6]

He didn't finish the joke.

[irishmckiddo]

why would you post about being proud of your nationality just because a comedian vaguely discusses your nationality in a sketch,? if your proud of being irish why dont you post it on your national anthem video or something

[CHAPPY3188]

my bad, just watched it properly, oops!!!

[IanJD1905]

@CHAPPY3188 You don't get comedy do you...

[SameDifferenceisbest]

STORY

[Irishlad427]

story kiid!

[xXZzSkypiezZXx]

He Is So Funny

[Shaun17170]

love the irish. Just don't get 'em excited. You'll never understand them. Just like the scottish, love them too by the way.

[WhiskerScot569]

@Shaun17170 Where you from chances are Us Scottish love you too 

[Shaun17170]

@WhiskerScot569 Sydney, Australia Actually

[WhiskerScot569]

@Shaun17170 Probably the nation of people we love most on the planet. They can Drink and Stay Happy at the same time. (Well in Sydney anyway, Adelaide was completely different lol).

[tomtesticle]

what a scutterer

[EmperorBubba]

Hearing Michael McIntyre say "story" in an Irish accent ( or y'know, whatever, his best attempt at one ), is pretty damn surreal :D

all he was missing was a "feen" or "boi" for the full effect.

[blueovaltrucks]

"I'm irish. Scan me!" hahaha love it

[Statetrooper2012]

Take that back feel bad now!!!

[Statetrooper2012]

Hate how the Irish talk!

[Statetrooper2012]

This happened to me!

[Dannyislike]

anyone else just thinks he's very annoying now?

[mademoisellemaxime]

It's called a breathalyser.

[MagicalMusicBeat]

GOWAN THE IRISH!!!! Story horse? ;)

[KissTheIrishGirl]

When he's miming talking to his wife, he looks like he's talking to a five yearold. His wife must be tiny.

[mcrgiantsfan]

I actually thought "morning glory" when he said "what's the story"... Guess it depends on where you're from.

[0845349]

haha i used to say that. I now say whats the craic? :)

[dinkthroughball]

I love Youtube - everybody calling each other fat losers who live in basements in their mothers houses playing video games for 20 hrs a day due to some crazy argument that arose out of a michael mcintyre video. truly hilarious!

[savagecabage]

story bud

[flower82x]

haha i always say whats the story

[1989melkor]

anyone who thinks this man is funny is an idiot!! just saying.

[knightofjustic]

@1989melkor so most of bririan ireland and any other country he goes to is an idiot

[1989melkor]

@knightofjustic First of all you are an idiot, you cant even fucking spell and second, yes, the people who goes to his shows that is!, please don't try and misconstrue my statement into making it look like I am insulting the entire population of each country he visits, and I dont think most of any country thinks he is funny. Your question is both ridiculous and child-like.

[knightofjustic]

@1989melkor ok then if he so terrible why is he so famous and why does he have his own show

[1989melkor]

@knightofjustic haha love how your spelling has improved, grammar still needs improvement though. I think I could answer that question with my original statement; that he is so popular because idiots find him funny - duh.

[knightofjustic]

@1989melkor well 1 i have a spelling disorder and 2 he has more fans than he has haters so wouldn't you be considered the idiot

[1989melkor]

@knightofjustic 1) I really couldn't two fucks about your disorder, everyone has a fucking excuse for everything these days. 2) Yet another stupid question, really you should be a politician! And I can view what ever I choose to, that is none of your concern.

[knightofjustic]

@1989melkor btw if u hate him then why are you even here

[TotalWarGameplay]

@1989melkor piss off, you are just a fat and lonely kid who has nothing to do other than hating on people because you know you will never be as successful as they are.

[1989melkor]

@TotalWarGameplay Yes of course you are right and you are obviously one of these idiots who watch this idiot. And obviously you are the fat lonely kid if all you do is play hours on strategy games you fucking loser!! Go out and get a life!

[knightofjustic]

@1989melkor so tell me this why do you want to view a comedian you don't even like ? because if your just here to troll and get into a argument then you really need to get a life

[1989melkor]

@knightofjustic Again not that I have to give a reason to retarded strangers but since you asked. I wanted to convey my own oppinion to balance and inform other people that not everyone likes this comedian. It was in fact you who initiated this conversation so how the fuck could I be a troll you dumb fuck!!!? Also I carried on with this "debate" to see if I could actually find out whther you would realise how idiotic you are. Like seriously could you just read over your comments?

[knightofjustic]

@1989melkor well your a troll because ur on this page looking for a argument and trying to bad mouth a guy most people like. no one cares if you dont like him and no one made you click on his video you came here to bad mouth him and get into a argument with one of his fans.

[TotalWarGameplay]

@knightofjustic I am 16 years old and I go to the best school in the country. I said it once, you repeated it so it means that you are fat and lonely. Goodbye and good luck with your life!

[knightofjustic]

@TotalWarGameplay why should i care if your 16 and go to the ''best'' school and what does that do with this.

[knightofjustic]

@TotalWarGameplay so im fat and lonely because i repeated it. you do know that makes no sense

[1989melkor]

@TotalWarGameplay Youa re so retarded you are arguing with another person against me, jesus could you get any more retarded?

[BanalBoxberry]

@TotalWarGameplay Humour me as to what this 'best school in the country' is. If it were, surely it would be an academy, even then you can't compare. Schools are mostly specialist in subjects, for example, mine is a language college.

[TotalWarGameplay]

@BanalBoxberry The school that has the students that has the best grades in the country.

[BanalBoxberry]

@TotalWarGameplay Curious as I was, it turns out the best school is incidentally an all girls school. Explain yourself?

[TotalWarGameplay]

@BanalBoxberry I dont live in England.

[mmfn0403]

@TotalWarGameplay You should have written "the school that has the students that 'have' the best grades in the country." The verb needs to agree with "students", not "school." It's still an extremely clunky sentence, but at least now it's grammatically correct. And you go to the best school in the country? I'd say your teachers are dead proud of you!

[TotalWarGameplay]

@mmfn0403 Aw U MAD :) ? This conversation will never end, that`s why I am going to block you. You have nothing to do but to start flame wars on the internet because you have no friends in real life. Watch the video and if you have something bad to say, keep it to yourself. No one cares about your opinion.

[mmfn0403]

@TotalWarGameplay "I" have nothing to do but start flame wars on the internet????? Look at yourself in the mirror!!!!!! I suppose at your age it's too much to expect you to have any insight. Now go away and grow up before you reply to me. No matter what specious, unfounded, egregious assertions you in your ignorance make about me, I won't be bothering replying, so knock yourself out.

[TotalWarGameplay]

@mmfn0403 I win.

[1989melkor]

@knightofjustic Oh jesus seriously, yet more retardation from you! if no one cared thenwhy would you even respond to my comment and waste my FUCKING TIME!!!!? YOU ARE UNBELIEVEABLY RETARDED!!!! Now fuck off and end this ridiculous conversation as it is now getting tiresome! Think what you will you idiot!

[knightofjustic]

@1989melkor when i say no one cares i mean no one cares if u dislike him you bad mouth him for no reason is just stupid

[TotalWarGameplay]

@1989melkor Hahaha thats all you got? By saying I am fat it obviously means you are fat yourself, and very lonely. You are a 23 year old man with no friends at all and a dead end job, thats why you are hating on the internet. Have fun slinging burritos at work for the rest of your life!

[1989melkor]

@TotalWarGameplay Ok now you really are obviously an idiot since you fucking forgot that you were the one who called me "a fat and lonely kid" first, so going by your own retarded logic, that since you called me that then you are also fat and lonely kid. Also that you have the dead end job and hence no girlfriend. Very pathetic how you are making up these stories (maybe even hoping that I am what you say I am lol) Like seriously I don't even have to try! Dumb fuckheads . . . .

[Un1TScooters]

@iDeziqne At what? Drinking yourself to fuck, and being a country of caddys?

[PacketOfTaytos]

Twat can't tell the difference between Irish and Iris. This routine is as auld as the Blarney Stone, begorrah.

[ivangrozny27]

@PacketOfTaytos bejaysus

[toastedmuslim]

Ireland is also the only place where you can say "any craic" and not get arrested

[1stCainite]

@toastedmuslim Yet apparently you cannot say "Jesus sucks" and expect the same courtesy. 

[MsOneiroi77]

@toastedmuslim to a known drug dealer that is.

[Animerockchic]

I think the girl at 0:18 is in my class. And me and my friends always say "What's the story?" though we use "Aon sceal?" or "What's the craic?" more :)

[MrJoycie1]

Irish and Proud :D

[WillTheGamer101]

@MrJoycie1 How's the economy? *trollface*

[KnightWings182]

@WillTheGamer101 What about it? Well if your REALLY intrested go find out yourself you prick! The Irish are Proud, Happy,Funny and Caring so leave us be

[WillTheGamer101]

@KnightWings182 Woah, clear you're clearly not happy or funny, other wise you wouldn't be pissed and would have realised it was a joke.....

[g67kj]

@WillTheGamer101 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ZoeMelissa15]

The best one to say abroad is 'What's the craic?'... Gets you some marvellous funny looks!

[ktockly]

Makes me proud to be irish :D

[9506Emily]

Haha I though eveyone said story I guess its just us :p

[xxsweethartxx]

@9506Emily What does it mean? If you don't mind me asking.

[Bubbles1232100]

@xxsweethartxx It means whats up/ Any news/ how are u?

[xxsweethartxx]

@Bubbles1232100 Ah, that would explain it, seems really obvious now LOL...Thank you.

[Bubbles1232100]

@xxsweethartxx No problem lol. Glad I can help :)

[MagicalMusicBeat]

its funny cos im irish and when you say that abroad the looks you do get!!!

[tinkabillie1]

What is the first line he says?

they have these __________ recognition scanners

[MrAdzerman]

@tinkabillie1 Iris

[AOKfuI]

@tinkabillie1 irish

[ChristRoxOurLives]

@tinkabillie1 Irish

[DTonesXD]

@tinkabillie1 irish

[MrDarrenloughran]

dont think this guy could ever be Irish. looks like a fat asian Elvis wanabee. Gimp!!

[jjoeshaw]

@MrDarrenloughran You clearly don't have a sense of humour

[minecraftplzlol]

IM IRISH AND NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENS IN IRELAND BUT LOLOLOLO

[SianiBryn95]

Did anyone else when he said "what's the story" think "Balamory!"?

[SotaSamakari]

@SianiBryn95 No.

[SianiBryn95]

@SotaSamakari Just asking mate.

[xXZzSkypiezZXx]

@SianiBryn95 Me

[missyxxxsorted]

he should have said 'what in balamory?!' ..when he said the guy said 'whats the story?' lol

[MantasWho]

What's the story bud? xD

[m4dmike]

he found a fairly easy audience in that room

[nathanfarrelly]

sent him 2 cavan

[doublejab100]

@0MrPat To be fair though..Who the fuck cares about the north..Grow up for fuck sake.

[0MrPat]

@doublejab100 who mentioned the north? doublefaggot

[doublejab100]

@0MrPat What else would you mean by "Up the Ra"....Bender,I bet your about 15.

[CanadaxIreland]

@doublejab100

I'm 13 ;)

[0MrPat]

up the ra

[andreasfradale]

there is no 1:08 on this video.... :-O

[Bluscarf240]

19 people dont have green blood pumping through their veins!!!

[SkateboardIssie]

I love how he's actually quite small, and everytime he acts like he's talking to someone he always looks down!! XD

[CrissCross407]

I dont get why he uses an american accent to say 'whats the story'...

[NatsCapsSkinsWiz]

@CrissCross407 that sounds nothing like an American accent

[CrissCross407]

@NatsCapsSkinsWiz well not stereotypical American, it's more Mr MaGoo, but even less like an Irish one.

[sillyjontag321]

@CrissCross407 at first i thought it was a new yorker accent of a worker at an airport that he possibly landed in , in new york maybe this is a show there? but the info box says Irish airport so i really don't know either

[icewalker2g]

@cuntskee: He was looking at the region of focus, not her face :)

[keithodulaigh1988]

@icaill Stupid bigot, do you not have any friends offline so you come on the Internet to start flame wars to get some form of human contact?

[danner253]

@icaill 0-o weird cunt.

[THEIRISHVL97DIMIR]

@icaill You do know this is comedy yes?

[icaill]

@THEIRISHVL97DIMIR Fuck you!!

[THEIRISHVL97DIMIR]

@icaill I just asked a reasonable question..

[antonioscheel]

This guy is going to kill me!! i need my asthma pump every time I watch one of this videos!! XD

[IrishStigg]

Stop putting up the funny quotes!!!! Ya turn straight onto this video.. and this list of funny quotes sit under the video?!! wtf?! Completely ruins the video...

[superstaremma1]

has this been Aired yet :S

[joystixxify]

lol i didnt realise brits didnt have that saying. note to self....

[yuexkyo2]

lol.

[luckymee94]

wats da storrrrrry

[15peewee12]

its changed from story to alright kid

[GamingSynch]

WHAT'S THE STORY IN BALAMORY, WOUILDN'T YA LIKE TO KNOW! :D Used to love that program as a kid

[realGeorgelucas18563]

@GamingSynch By "as a kid" you mean five minutes ago dont you?

[MCFCMTID]

Michael McIntyre is god.

[food128]

I'm Irish! Scan me! There's Irish blood pumpin' tru dese veins." HAHAHAHAHAha XTRA LOLZ,!!!!

[laracroft1510]

This man is a god.

[LadyOpenshaw]

his Irish accent sounds like a pirate accent :')

[VixxieRose]

@LadyOpenshaw Arr!

[elmomufasa]

@LadyOpenshaw the irish are in fact all pirates

[MegaJumpingstar]

i always say whats da story... teehee :D

[LAURA1995X]

haha, i love how he says it :)

[iamtherandomer]

@newspaperface he's a comedy genius, I love Michael McIntyre

[ColtClockwork]

@newspaperface i guess thats because he doesnt say shit, fuck and tits every 2 seconds eh little boy.

[newspaperface]

@ColtClockwork no its because nothing he says is funny. little boy?

[ColtClockwork]

@newspaperface Whatever. personal opinions.

[qwertyTRiG]

There is no passport control between the UK and Ireland. You might ID for flying*, and you need photo ID (though not necessarily a passport) to be in a port area if you're travelling by ferry. The land border with Northern Ireland has no control at all.

But whatever way you're travelling, there's certainly no "immigration control".

* And Ryanair will accept only passports as ID, but that's a restriction imposed by the airline, not the authorities. And I seriously doubt Michael flew Ryanair.

[vincentmack37]

@qwertyTRiG thats why its called comedy its meant be funny not truthful

[horseharriet1996x]

The things he comes up with from tiny little details, gotta love him! :-)

[silverzgirl]

Suprised someone didn't come up and say Howayeh? Then he would have been freaked >>

pfft Watsdastoriee?

[brambleberry95]

as funny as it is, its kinda stupid. the guy said IRIS recognition, not IRISH

[rhinoroks]

@brambleberry95 that's the joke

[1Macc101]

@brambleberry95 not much gets past you does it!

[brambleberry95]

@1Macc101 not really, no, thanks (:

[CJEmoAllStar]

'' Whats Ya Stary? '' lmfao x'D!

[TheIrishPC]

BRILLIANT!



[danfitz4]

whats da story



[mymusicalwaffles]

haha it's not irish it is iris lol x

[TheWestSux]

0:47 - how short is his wife!

[DylanColeman09]

im irish.. and i think he's brilliant.. but i hates when all comedians use the same irish accent.. we dont all sound the same

[theomega616]

@DylanColeman09 Do a sottish accent .... they don't all sound like that.

Do Aussie ... they don't all sound like that.

Do scouse ... see a theme here?

[DylanColeman09]

@theomega616 ye but im not as u say "sottish" haha (learn how to spell) or aussie so i dont give a fuck

[theomega616]

@DylanColeman09 You think that was me being a bad speller? So there's no such thing as a typo?

[JoBroMad]

Did anyone start humming the Balamory theme tune after he said "What's da story?" Or was it just me....?

[xxxkiwi08xxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH "What's da story", I'm Irish and I also don't know how to respond to that phrase! :L

[madridspool07]

@xxxkiwi08xxx it's just the same as saying hello really

[TomS1805]

9 people could not think of a story

[TheMentalist28]

'I'm Irish! Scan me! Dere's green blood pumpin' tru dese veins!' Haha I <3 Michael McIntyre :D

[puchuggrz]

his jokes never get old! ha!

[SkateboardIssie]

I love how he always looks down when he's pretending to talk to somebody, when really he is pretty short!

I don't think there has ever been a time michael mcintyre hasn't made me laugh

[rinleez]

Seriously, how can quotes have the most likes? We just heard this guy say that.

[ThugEmpire101]

@rinleez I know, people like a person who just repeated what somebody came up with. But the person who atchually said it, they dont care? wtf...

[65Nuttah]

@rinleez Coz they're pointing out the part that made them laugh the most, now get over it...

[rinleez]

@65Nuttah Who cares what made them laugh the most?

[65Nuttah]

@rinleez GET OVER IT YOU FOOL. LOOL XD

[haz464]

@65Nuttah retard