How Not To Play Hitman part 12

[Mysterymenduo]

doom sounds

[Mysterymenduo]

im bookmarking like ever one of your videos!!

[Mysterymenduo]

@Mysterymenduo after the ever thes supposed to be a y

[MrHamburger1995]

i shot peeps, they shot me, SO I SHOT MR ED

[Domenicomn]

3:30 so then , i love ninja shit! :D

[phobos001]

@hitchcock127

Its from the short story "The most dangerous game"

[connorclay84]

I burst out laughing when the horses started talking

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

LOL, I subbed!

[DrayLP]

lulz. Most Dangerous Game reference.

[Domenicomn]

holy shit! WATCH UNTIL THE END OF THE VIDEO!!

[Domenicomn]

where you get the idea of those intros?

[Domenicomn]

notBowen like to procure on-site

[SamusFreek1]

AHH I get the count Zaroff bit! You know your literature, good man.



[notBowen]

@cyrilika07 Silence heathen. No one's noticed that for 5 years!

I didn't feel like rerendering. :(

[OpenGLSecond]

@notBowen nice one XD

[Arvevil2]

i lol'd at the horses part

[misterman975]

what the first song

[ENM173]

@misterman975 Istanbul (Not Constantinople), specifically the Severe Tire Damage version.

Perhaps you should read the credits, or look at uploader comments. Honestly, come on.

[TheLackofattack]

wow that's a lot of Mr. Eds.

[Quackerilla]

Gazunteit

[colourfulcool1]

do you go from hitman blood money backwards to hitman 1?

[0ptoer]

2:00 Dude that guy just two buckshot to his bare chest!!

[Carlotso25]

Is this version of Birdhouse in Your Soul only on the album? Because I can't find the exact version anywhere else.

[vanceb98]

YOU'RE. FRIGGIN. HILARIOUS. -subbed

[4chanisfunny]

What's the second song? I mean I know it's Birdhouse in Your Soul, but what version?

[notBowen]

@4chanisfunny Just like the Istanbul in the video, it's off of Severe Tire Damage.

[4chanisfunny]

@notBowen Thankyou for such a fast response

[hitman10184]

i LOVE the intros to these videos :)

[dskull2000]

fucking racists



[Caithness90]

If you think England's weather is bad try the far north of Scotland!

[Bidmartinlo]

NNOOOOOO!!! Jimmy! ;(

[Nekhet]

Hitman 5 is announced to be released around Christmas this year... I hope you´re going to make more HNTPH videoes when the next game is released, Bowen:)

[CrabWithShovel]

I actually go the just call me count zaroff part lol i love that story/movie

[Nakedspaceman1]

These intros are really goddamn fantastic. I just felt like saying that here, despite this not being my favorite of them. Anyhow, great job.

[seszomara]

lol u cant run in a thong tragic lesson i learned to late EPIC

[wowkidlrn2play]

2:33 WHATDIDIJUSTSEE?:D

[coyotetalent]

just had to be a ginge that was locked up!

[Reanimated4now]

croown of seagullss

[razvyboss69]

where can i get this game

[TCGroudon]

@razvyboss69 Try Steam.

[jackster676]

r u using a mod for that fps?

[Soopahkoopah101]

Mr edburgers >:3

[nerfwarassassins]

hitman 2 or 1

[hiddeninformer]

@nerfwarassassins its 3

[Ryank1908]

I actually cried at the Mr Ed horses. christ that was funny.

[Ruckusrocket]

OMFG A DARK RAINSTORM EVIL DOGS A MANSION AND A GOLDEN GUN!?!?!?!? how is this NOT resident evil my god XD

[notBowen]

@iFinalVendetta It's off the album Severe Tire Damage.

[Lugo428]

@notBowen Think you can do this but for resident evil?

[njduran]

I like the movie, but not the songs :P

[Logankeller352]

@njduran the songs are always great. the vid would suck with techno or pop or some shit like that

[njduran]

@Logankeller352 I'd like it with no music at all.

[tigurius555]

why kil the horses faggot?

[Logankeller352]

@tigurius555 ohh poor horsies! you want your mommy now?

[Breathor]

love the classic doom shotgun sound

[Gobadgerpower]

Ah ha! I noticed the "Count Zarhoff" reference. Interesting read. :D

[mattroks101]

@Gobadgerpower that story is great :)

[therock557]

@Gobadgerpower I also realize that now. Was it from 'The Most Dangerous Game' with the guy who hunts for people?

[Progamer7474]

what mission is this? i've played BM so much. i wanna play C for a little.

[SuperBarax]

You sure love They Might Be Giants :P

[jwunschie14]

fuckin great music!

[DrTranify]

2:35 bathing with cloths on

[FoolishFaggot]

"Do you have any idea how expensive gold bullets are?"

 Is that something from a old 007 movie.

[therock557]

@FoolishFaggot No, but there's a movie called The Man with the Golden Gun.

[TheDarklord0211]

witch hitman game do you play on this ep?

[The50calkilla]

@TheDarklord0211 hitman contracts

[PYOOTER213]

lmfaooooooo this guy is insane resident evil,mr.ed

[StarvingHippos1]

*Shoots Mr. Ed*

Mr Ed: Guesendhait! (or however you spell it)

[VossPL]

@StarvingHippos1 Gesund Heit ;)

[GeneDzk]

Gotta love that doom shotgun sound and those talking horses.

[Hessualunlocked]

ROFLMAO that part with Mr. Ed

[arrow0seb]

the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.

"Hey, that's a nice bottle of rum you've got there... 'YOINK!'"

[GeneDzk]

@arrow0seb That's what the guys on ThePirateBay said.

[geraljosh]

it annoyes me when ur in first person but besides that all ur vids are great.

[tehmonkeyking100]

Not all of us brits are douches much like america the douches live in the south. The weather definetly is shit though.

[darkslayer1391]

"fuck of Mr. Ed" LMFAO

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

2:00 Hi? XD

[PKERNO1]

"Suprise buttsecks!" xD

[MASTURCHEEF001]

lol that was funny the horses.

[ozmoz342]

I just noticed a ran over Flattened Poodle in the Intro!

[NickP61494]

Too many awesome quotes for one comment.

And fuck off, you're scaring away the quail.

[ozmoz342]

555 ratings :P

just need 111 more :O

[JordanECMusic]

@ozmoz342 :O lol

[Seldanas]

Not happy Jimmy...Not Happy...XD

[Deadman1234ful]

bowen where are you from

[erastale]

2:28

Nice Post

LOL

[aldrickbarber35]

What is the first song? I like it. As a matter of fact,I like all of the songs!

[Nekhet]

@aldrickbarber35 It´s "Istanbul" by They Might Be Giants

[aldrickbarber35]

Thank you!

[SilentShadowLT]

Wait issn't that double-barrel shotgun's sound ripped from DooM1?

[RazortheBlade]

Love the film Noir intro, But seriously what's up with those crazy turks? Well I guess that's nobodies' business but their own.

[jasonvoorhees2121]

wich hitmans this?

[johndmgs]

It's Hitman Contracts

[germanmafia]

Contracts

[Babymarioluigi2]

Oh hell no, I played Resident Evil!

[Reversd2u]

lol he went that way

[deathwaitsfornoone]

luv the song estinbol not constonbal

[toan121593]

LOL.Can't get enough with horses lol.

[shorty2347ful]

fuck off Mr. Ed. I said FUCK OFF! DIE. fucking racists

[ninjashaun1337]

wtf you mean 1st ftw

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Lord Alister? You're here too?

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Those Hunters Just Furnished a Repast for the Hounds.

[mikem243666666666666]

cool doom gun blast

[mastergamerslife]

should have saied when the guy in his boxers came out GOD DAMNIT STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUHTERS

[shorty2347ful]

"Oh, Hell no.I played Resident Evil."LOLZ

[urshitnme]

u dont need to kill the horses u just poison there water supply

[TaskForceOfficer]

Famous quotes: "DANCE JIMMY DANCE"

"Suprise buttsecks"

"Douche-ified"

[TheOnComingStorm121]

Don't like it, Don't watch the video then...

[XxxjjjT]

what mission is this?

[Runningouttaroom2rit]

we do have shit weather, bt only ppl over 50 dress like douche bags, bt i guess most of the ppl on that level are over 50.

[Adrian5606]

Surprise Buttsecks!

[cunninghamdarren]

while waiting for my shitty internet to load this vid i listened to 2 tool songs

any tool fans will know their songs last ages

[johndmgs]

@cunninghamdarren Shut up, they might be giants are great.

[frogger626]

@cunninghamdarren But the wait time was WORTH IT

[scarfacebitch55]

Tom this is one of the most awsome how not to play hitman episode ever i love how your impersonated resident evil 1

[RazortheBlade]

I was surprised that you haven't used Istanbul as song in previous vids, but now I know that it works better here anyway.

[solidsnakebond]

best goddamn intro ever

[Just2Lazzzzy]

I agree, we do have shit weather.

[OKAY1230]

You forgot one of the horses

[netcap001]

mansion raid :) lololol :) and the music is cool

5*

[dancinginfernal]

Count Zaroff?

FINALLY, somebody who has read that.

[akwsmack]

LOL this calls for some ninja shit Suprise butsecks fuck that was funny

[ninjashaun1337]

FUCK OFF MR ED

[poisonnukeproduction]

how did he upload all of these on the same day!?

[bartloader]

can you Mack some more how not to play hit man vids they are funny

[foamstar62]

FUCK OFF MR. ED

[foamstar62]

this is my spot damit .... dicks

[Neighborhoodbordness]

THE HUNT!

[x0lyfe]

lol i only read the most dangerous game in english like three weeks ago, the reference was hilarious :P

[cjs11227]

You can't run in a thong!

[MAXPAYNE485]

as often you use the music from "They might be giants" it sounds really cool otherwise this series is really funny

[Egormiliaev]

I used this as a walkthrough LAWL!

[johndmgs]

This calls for some ninja shit

[2TrentSteel3]

Yay for the "worlds hardest game" refrence

[mattroks101]

i thought it was the most dangeorus game but i could be wrong and anyway that was a funny refrence

[Ouroboros0977]

Wow who you quoting there, they really need to diversify their game collection.

[Chloiber]

Oh hell no, I played Resident Evil

Bwaha

[SotterrateviTutti]

Quick! Into that mansion!

XD

[CommentsMade]

"I'm not wearing pijamas" Fuck Off!!! ROFL

[OrderTv]

LOL "You're getting it right from the horses, man! I'm not wearing pijamas."

"You know,(I've gotta be fucking kidding me) some day i need to learn ventriloquism or something..."

[Dengar999]

lol

[Noogai98]

Aah hah hah haa! (At 1:16) We English

people fly pretty good. :) No offence to my

fellow English mates.

[mkmonkeys229]

lol racist horse

[StrikerTheLizard]

featuing

[stinko444]

lmao to the Zaroff joke

[shawntwnty]

LOL!!!! Anyway, I'm not dressed like a total douche bag, so I'll stand out, ill need to remedy that.

[justinhall83]

count zaroff...lol...guess this is the most dangerous game?

[slasherz11]

fly pretty good too.

rotflmfao

[HaloFreak100000]

"Surprise Buttsecks"

I lol'd so hard at that!!!11one1

[jayers2]

"He'll feel that one tomorrow" XD

[ranmisael]

who's voice is after the credits?

[HMSwarrior]

this is great

[jacobbill]

That guy in the stable looked like Carrot Top. O.O

[Russellonfire]

bah! the designers of this game are racist! we british are not toffs! this puts us in a sticky wicket wat not?

[smudgethekat]

indubetably old boy

[Russellonfire]

indeed old chap. It just not cricket!

[teamjoe3]

Aye

[jokey1134]

pip pip fish and chips and all that

[Pyrodog12]

All those poor innocent horses were taken to our simply spiffing knackers yard.

[WesTonR]

this made me laugh so hard, especially at the end with the fuckin horses. ahhhahahaha

[1337Citrus]

Ahahah! The Most Dangerous Game! I can't believe there's a reference to that old thing. Looks like English class came in handy. Isn't that right, Mr. Rainsford?

[dermuneus]

2:16 funny i was just playing that part where the dogs jumped through the window. Made me jump like hell

[swmmr58]

"surprise buttsecks" lol

[olihill101]

brilliant song, what is it?

[Dumpes]

i love the use of the doom shotgun sound

[pmckeown40]

fuck off mr. ed! :D

[LufsyLurqy]

Can you shoot locks so that you dont need to lockpick?

Or is that only Blood money?

Been a long time since i played contracts

[rwese]

Can you actually complete these missions with only killing your target?

Haven't played this part though.

[PlatinumDestroyer]

lol i got the count zahroff reference

[killer0ne]

what hitman is this? sry for being a douche and not knowning