Soldier's Robot Voice Lines from TF2's 3rd Halloween Update

[justpostin123]

I Am Here To...TUKK ERR JERBS!

[Coecoo]

It is fullmoon, I will turn into a robot again.

*Sexual groan*

[iHyperFireUltra360]

0:31= :troll:

[MagnumSanada]

I am a robot. Beep boop son, beep boop.

[Slapperfish]

Press Ctrl+N about 4 or 5 times for OPTIMAL ROBOT INSANITY.

[gugujigajigagugu1]

beep boop, sun... (sizzle) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



[mikilofo90]

eat boob, son...eat boob

[OrangeTatunka]

WHAT WHY KDSJNCkancA GOD DAMNIT OMG.

[Xuldarinar]

"Scientists have studied your ass for centuries... and i've been sent back in time to kick it."

Since when was my ass that interesting?

[masterpengun]

i dont know how he can say the ones like beep boop son beep boop

[Tsukiyomaru0]

Big boobs son, big boobs.

[Fenizrael]

I think Soldier is taking the piss out of 4chan's anonymous ahah.

[bloodystone2]

"I take jobs from American vampires"

Is soldier Francis' dad?

[AshCrafting]

MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A FOOT, WITH YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT

Should Be a red Foreman Joke

[jacobespo117]

blopa blarp

[jacobespo117]

blop blarp

[Ingendet]

"My foot will transform into a foot-" Lolwat?

[wrcaiowr]

I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS *steve jobs dies*

[MrPrestoman]

OH NO, THAT ROBOT IS A GHOST

[elletSetteSellaDomoU]

This video is BEFORE rubberfruit's. Understood, you noobs?

[MrRockydog4000]

BLARP A BARP, ROBOT NOISES, I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS, BLEEP BLOOP, MAGGOT, BLEEP BLEEP BOOP, MAGGOT, THE NATURAL ENEMY OF THE ROBOTS IS HIPPIES, I RUN ON BLOOD, I AM A ROBOT, WHAT IS LOVE, BEEP BOOP SON, BEEP BOOP. SCIENTISTS IN THE FUTURE HAVE STUDIED YOUR ASS FOR CENTURIES, AND SENT ME BACK IN TIME TO KICK IT, SHUTTING DOWN, I AM A ROBOT, I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, I HAVE TURNED INTO A ROBOT AGAIN, AOUUUUUUUOO0:00OOO.

[Shtorovchan]

I am a robot and I find this stupid, altough pretty funny.

[Ainaryu]

Dad...Where do babies come from?

BEEP BOOP,SON,BEEP BOOP

[oOSukiiHanaOo]

WHY DO SICENTEST STUDY ON HIS ASS.

[rumetzen]

WHAT IS LOVE?

[windson7]

@rumetzen CRUSH

[spinkick21]

I will find you.

That's what I do.

That's ALL I DO.

[saur55]

OH NO! THAT ROBOT IS A GHOST!

[conor8262TV]

XD

[CaptOmg]

MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A FOOT, AND IT WILL HAVE YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT.

[Jalkurt]

EXTERMINATE!

[Thewoog34]

OH NO, I TRANSFORMED INTO A FOOT

[xxMac4Everxx]

I AM A ROBOT

I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS

[Seltrestium]

"I CAN NOT BE BARGAIN WITH. I CAN NOT BE REASON WITH. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I AM. I AM A ROBOT. I DON'T UNDERESTAND ANYTHING. I WILL NERVER FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR OR COMFORTABLE, IN THIS COSTUME....."

"Why is all that O_o?"

"BIG BOOB, SON. BIG BOOB."

"O_o"

[matazombies3000]

hasta la vista.........feliz navidad......hasta gaspacho

[slitzo100]

i will never fell pity

or remorse

or fear

or comfortable

IN this costume.

[ps3zocker98]

my new handy sound :3



[kiolole]

1:37 It is a full moon, i have turned into a robot againg *imitating a werewolf*

[DiamondClaw1991]

BEEP BOOP SON,

I AM A ROBOT

BEEP BEEP BOOP

[wk2oo8]

00:49

[masterofall66]

The Terminator lines are the best.

[JorrelFraajic]

beep boop

[LightningTigerr]

I love these voices.

[cubehead978]

WHAT IS LOVE?

[random4840]

BEEP BOOP SON

[gp01zephyranthes]

this is magical

[kryskiller666]

"Hasta la vista. Feliz navidad. Hasta...Gazpacho."

Tin-Soldier just destroyed the Spanish language. Oh wait, Lopez, the robot from Red Vs. Blue did the same thing! Is that a reference?

[FreakyTheTardy]

"HASTA LA VISTA... FILLIES."

I fucking tell you, soldier is a brony.

[SephieStrife]

@FreakyTheTardy Get your brony crap out of here. The phrase existed long before that show.

[SaladofStones]

@SephieStrife

But there's no question that My Little Pony popularized it, few people knew about it before Friendship is Magic used it.

Stop hating on it because its more popular than your half-baked b-movies.

[SephieStrife]

@SaladofStones Hasta la vista became popular in the 90s and Feliz Navidad is a song from the 70s. Both of them were popularized before you were even old enough to talk. Ponies had nothing to do with it, shut up if you have no idea what you're talking about.

[SaladofStones]

@SephieStrife

I'm afraid that no one who is really -with it- these days will pay attention to what happened 20 and 40 years ago, respectively, so MLP popularized it for a new generation.

And MLP is much more entertaining than Terminator 2 will ever be, so I'm afraid you've lost either way.

[SephieStrife]

@SaladofStones The brony population hardly represents a whole generation. You not wanting to pay attention to real world history because you're over 20 and still watching cartoons meant for little girls on tv isn't typical of our whole generation either. It's not about being entertaining or not, it's about learning proper history and popular culture in the real world where it actually matters. Making Internet memes the basis for your education won't get you far in life.

[SaladofStones]

@SephieStrife

Nor will mindlessly holding onto the past, modernizing what was done in the past for new generations is what Friendship is Magic is based on, and something you don't seem to understand.

Oh well, I guess not everypony will make it with the herd.

[SephieStrife]

@SaladofStones And what you don't seem to understand is that you're not the generation MLP was meant for when you're over 20. What the show teaches those little kids you should already have learned decades ago, unless you're mentally disabled and/or retarded. If you learn anything about what friendship is or how to treat people from MLP your parents did a pretty terrible job educating you. Aren't all those attempts at taunting me and talking in a patronizing way against your brony code anyway?

[SaladofStones]

@SephieStrife

MLP strongly acknowledges and indeed is meant for its cursory audience, much like the old cartoons such as bugs bunny, looney toons, and the works of disney. You can't really call all of that simply for children, can you? At least not without missing the point.

But at any rate, the Brony community recieves enough undue intolerance from other groups, so I deal with such persons in a less than friendly way, I'm glad you were sharp enough to notice it friend!

[SephieStrife]

@SaladofStones Adults can get giggles out of Bugs Bunny and Disney movies but they're certainly not meant for educating adults, even Lauren Faust and Hasbro didn't expect adults without kids to like MLP because it wasn't made for them in the first place. Unless you've skipped steps in your development as a child you're not going to learn much from them. You can't compare a basic Flash-animated cartoon to multiple Oscar-winning movies anyway.

[SaladofStones]

@SephieStrife

That was much of the reason behind the stagnation of the animation industry. People didn't expect anything out of cartoons because of Hanana-Barbara's treatment of them, and Friendship is Magic isn't meant for educating adults, but entertainment. You probably haven't actually bothered to watch it, but if you did, you'd see the latest incarnation does make a lot of references that indicates they are aware of the older audience.

Indeed, such was the point according to the makers!

[SephieStrife]

@SaladofStones That's been my point from the beginning, to an adult it's entertainment not education. That's why I keep saying it doesn't make sense to close your eyes to the real world and rely on ponies to teach you stuff when you're 20. Not only is it not meant for educating you, you should already know those basic things about the world like where stupid phrases like hasta la vista came from. I could understand a kid thinking it came from MLP but not a 20 year old.

[SaladofStones]

@SephieStrife

So you're saying that because you don't like it, its not for adults and anyone who likes it is a child?

I'm sure you are an enlightened person of a humble nature friend!

[SephieStrife]

@SaladofStones I never said anywhere that I don't like the show. My problem isn't with the cartoon, the problem is creepy people like you (and the guy I was responding to originally before you showed up) obsessing over it and trying to annoy everyone else with your fandom. Insulting me isn't helping with the bad reputation you bronies have outside of your own circle either you know.

[Xidphel]

@SephieStrife Good. You two are done.

Now could you PLEASE take this elsewhere, I'd like to see a video without the mention of them.

KTHXBAI.

[SephieStrife]

@Xidphel Don't like the comments, don't read them. People can talk about whatever they want.

[Xidphel]

@SephieStrife Yeah yeah. Generic excuse to continue talking #314.

The pony comment has nothing to do with the robot comment and it takes most of the page.

Personal messages exist for a reason.

[SephieStrife]

@Xidphel I must have missed the memo that said you became the boss of the Internet. I apologize, Your Highness.

[Xidphel]

@SephieStrife Wait what?

[Darsk51]

@FreakyTheTardy

hasta la vista- goodbye

feliz navidad- merry christmas

no pony reference here

unfortunately

[stopeatingthepizza]

@FreakyTheTardy That was him saying "Feliz" from "Feliz Navidad"

[impostergir007]

MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A FOOT WITH YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT XD

[RileyPivot]

I wish the Roldier would say "Oh no! I transformed into a foot!" Don't get it? Watch Soldier Thinks He's a Robot.

[Garinovitch]

"MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A FOOT WITH YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT"

If I recall.. I believe Red was in WWII besides just the Korean War.

[G0nzA10895]

beep boop son, beep boop

[Crusnik04x]

My foot will transform into a foot with your ass wrapped around it.

[maskedpillager]

how do you get him to say this stuff in game? i have the full set but it won't do it. i saw someone else doing it as a taunt, thats why i got the set. very frustrating. please advise. thanks.

[lKaboom98l]

@maskedpillager To do the lines just dominate people, do battle cries (on default controls, press c, then 2), and some will play randomly as you fire your weapons.

[xXOGmeXx]

Where can i get these sounds?

[alttair17]

i like the fact that here he says that he need a roomate but he already have one

[memyselfdinges]

@alttair17 No the mage left, after he got in a fight over the dishes with soldier.

[risbolla]

BEEP BOOP, SON

BEEP BOOP

[yubarta1]

@risbolla BEEP OF BOOPY: BEEP BOOPS.

[DerpVII]

@risbolla OH NO, THAT ROBOT IS A GHOST

[shadowingsxd]

Hasta la vista.... boop ._.

[hobberage]

BLARPABARP

[Shoes742]

Bee boo boo bop.

Boo boo beep bop?

Not bee boo boo beep?

Bop? BEEP?

Boo boo bop!

[Helios2020]

bleep boop maggot, bleep boop maggoy beep boopbelpaboop maggot

[UnhealingMedic]

Bleep boop, son.

Bleep boop.

[macsweene]

no dalek or cybermen jokes? lame

[TheOwlslayer]

Beep boop, son. Beep boop.

That's an awesome line.

[Green111Ykrop]

Big poop =))))

[vlad75019]

Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries,they sent me back in time to kick it XD

[h3ct0r182]

"i need a new roommate"

so i guess he finally kicked that mage from his apartment

[ShineTheHedgehog]

@h3ct0r182 Well, yeah. He summoned a giant fucking eyeball from his own teammate.

[spintecatorul1]

Beep bop son, beep boop.

[8Sigurd]

Ma-gets.

[goodGlados]

beeb boop son beep boop

[DementedTwister]

 6, 7, 9

Gay Soldier Robot?

[Dar3dmag3]

Painisator

[Pikachux1000]

Oh god these are fucking hilarious

[crewsguy]

Occupy Robot 2Fort

[23BoyDanny]

kinda reminded me of that other robot wannabe from TimeSplitters. Besides that, this is hilarious XD

[TastyNachoz]

Feliz Navidad...

[Apocol0id]

How could they do all this work to make a costume with custom sound files, but then make it only available a couple days a year?

[lionheart902]

I TaKe JoBs FrOm AmErICaN VaMpIrEs

[Takashi942]

AWWWWOOOOOOOOOO

[Raulkill]

Beep boop, son.

Beep boop.

[Alilatias]

I will find you

That's what I do

That's ALL I do

Valve has the best writers ever.

[Jukebox36O]

What is love?

Baby don't BOOP me.

Don't BEEP me.

No more.

[serke]

Hasta gazpacho!

[vResurgam]

beep boob

[Nattacus]

Felice Navidad

[GrounderTheRobot]

BRUSH, KILL, BLEED.

[GravoForce12958]

BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP SON

[andrewdgt]

I WILL NEVER FEEL PITY OR REMORSE OR FEAR OR Comfortable IN THIS costume...

[D0Samp]

WHAT IS LOVE

FEMALE HUMAN DO NOT SAP ME

DO NOT SAP ME AGAIN

[Meisgeniusidiot]

@D0Samp Beep Boop son, beep boop.

[VirgoTheCougar]

At first I wasn't that motivated to find all of the Soldier's costume pieces........ I've just found my motivation.

[elsandro8000]

I´m programed to be scary: HASTA LA VISTA <- in that line i rofled

[dakotafrost]

as ta gazpacho

[NarugaBehemoth]

I WANNA KNOW EVERY QUOTES OF EVERY DRESSED CHARACTER

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

@NarugaBehemoth I think only soldier and demoman got some new lines. and even then the demoman only howls every so often.

[DeadliestGolfer]

@SuaveButDubiousDevil You're forgetting the Engie's voice is higher pitched with the fly costume

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

@DeadliestGolfer oh shit i didnt even know about that one.

[kelpie555]

i am here to take american jobs oh god....robots are the new immigrants! but they hatem hippies so there alright

[rubino7x7]

IT IS FULL MOON. I HAVE TURNED INTO A ROBOT AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

[RaiskCast]

WHAT IS LOVE

[RaiskCast]

HASTA LA VISTA.

FELIZ NAVIDAD.

HASTA GASPACHO.

[ewed2]

YES new voices to make new gmod vids :D

[GrounderTheRobot]

OUUURURAOUGH!

[GrounderTheRobot]

ROBOT NOISES.

[ZzVinniezZ]

BEEP BOOP THERE IS A DISLIKE!!! MAGGOT!!

[xXxDurandalxXx]

I AM PROGRAMMED TO GIVE YOU A SENSIBLE HAIRCUT

[RoboLeader2]

I RUN ON BLOOD. I TAKE JOBS FROM AMERICAN VAMPIRES.

[Nbsno4lives]

WHAT IS LOVE

[PurpleKirby54]

The natural enemy of the robot is the hippy

[JesseBakerH]

I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS

[IVIUFFINM4N]

@JesseBakerH  i thought TF2 wasn't political

[topazkid97]

this is why i love playing the soldier, he's mentally insane and has a love for robots.

[lDeadOasisI]

robo-soldier gave us six extra seconds of teamwork. Good job robots.

[turtlesquasher]

hahaha i had the set but i sold it, they arent going to be worth alot. It's bad that you cant wear it all the time, then it would be worth alot.

[LEGOSHALEpielol]

1:04 RED FOREMAN.

[Javer80]

NOT AMERICAN JOBS!

You technomological bastard.

[xXxDurandalxXx]

I AM A ROBOT, I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS

[Lucios1995]

When is it a full moon in-game? It differs from the Time Zone? Does your game say when it's a full moon?

[lkhrizl]

beep boop MAGGOT beep boop baap MAGGOT beep boop baap biip MAGGOT

[TheGarfuncle]

Incoming a MILLION GMOD VIDEOS. XD

[KaraBulut99]

What is love ? xD

[Requiem1160]

0:36

Soldier summoning the Devil.

[Lucios1995]

@Requiem1160 "Feliz Navidad" Merry Christmas.

Or is it the line after that?

[Requiem1160]

@Lucios1995 It's a joke :V

[CriticalQuit]

Rick May probably had a fun time with this.

[HalfDemonThomas]

He is the 1%.

[holyhandgrenade999]

Curse of the Were-Robot.

[lmbwb333]

Beep Boop, son

Beep Boop.

[Entamrik]

I TAKE JOBS FROM AMERICAN VAMPIRES

[memyselfdinges]

Beep boop, fuck the towers.

[alttair17]

beep boop son...beep boop

[jsDX11]

Soldier is just being silly.

[doogle5747]

Oh no, I have transformed into a foot.

Beep boop

[SgtScrubnoob]

@doogle5747 it's like nobody listens to rubberfruit

[BigXerife]

This is friggin hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[dcmccants]

I wish he finished the entire quote from Terminator. He absolutely will not stop...until you are dead!

[WatiTheChef]

I run on American jobs.

[iamtheshim]

This is very possibly the best thing ever.

[Brangoth4]

Beep Boop, son. Beep Boop.

[Dynamj]

BEEP BEEP BOOP

[BLtehV]

BLARP -A-BARP



[Fireshock20]

tears in my eyes from laughing so hard

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

MY SIDES

[SuperXdrake]

ROFL all i can say